what the fuck was her problem?

She didn't appreciate based Neelix looking out for the crew's morale.

Caffeine addiction.

If you were a 24th Century human, what would you do?

Some options:
>Go full Barclay and NEET it up in a holodeck forever
>Be a colonist and live a life of gardening, building houses, reading, telling stories, etc.
>Join Starfleet and see the world (lol jk you're cleaning jefferies tubes for 40 years)
>Leave the federation and fuck off to another world/empire

>>79886832
most captains have that problem
>picard: bergemont tea
>sisko: klingon espresso

>>79886419
She's a lunatic without her daily coffee.

>>79887152
>Kirk: Tap water in a plastic cup
>Archer: Boxed wine

>>79887113
I'd make a Vineyard on some foreign planet and make a wine expressing it's terroir.

>It's a Kira acts seductive episode
>It's a Odo teams up with Quark episode
>It's a Bashir does something embarrassing episode

Why is DS9 the best kind kind of campy?

>>79888489
>it's a there going to to get a another Ferengi jewelry store at the shopping mall in outer space episode

>>79888348
>terroir
OH BOY HERE WE GO

>>79888348
Why bother making any food or drink when someone can just immediately scan it at the molecular level and have it be in every replicator in the galaxy?

>>79887994
I thought Archer was sustained by his hatred of Vulcans?

>>79888664
Because,
according to Geordi
, it sometimes taste like "liquid polymer".

>>79888664
You clearly don´t understand hipsters

And you can't get properly smashed like a real man on synthehol. According to Picards angry, considerably more french, brother

>>79888682
Talking about actual beverages they were seen drinking throughout the show.

>>79888664
the replicators are for federation citizens only. you ever see klingons or ferengi use those things?

>>79888779
It was a joke

>implying he didn't drink deeply from the well of hatred on multiple occasions

>>79888627
>>79888664
It's the principle of the human desire of excellence from our own hands. Sure, you could program the individual qualities of a specific wine, but the nuance of a vintage has to be created to be recreated.

Besides I'd have the freedom to do it, a pursuit of human perfection.

>>79888627
I'm in the major so it's a common term at this point, not trying to be pretentious. There's a difference between the viticulture term, and the hospitality business management term/French term.

>>79888685
>>79888776
See this is why I think that a lot of ST tech only works if you severely gimp it. If the replicators actually, molecule for molecule, were identical to the food that you cooked then there should literally be no difference whatsoever.

>>79887113
Probably set up some kind of collective of like-minded socially awkward types, maybe get our own ship, go exploring. Do creative stuff, write novels, holo-novels, maybe even go oldschool with some 2d-cinema produced inside a holodeck.

I wonder if they have holodeck "lets plays"

>>79888808
Cardassians and Ferengi have replicators

>>79888851
>I'm in the major
?

>>79888897
I'd join you but let's be honest, Pirates would get us within the week.

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>>79888808
>you ever see ferengi use those things?

Yes

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>>79888812

Man, Archer was a legit good guy with no hatred or malice in his blood.

Not some strutting princock or some nu-male faggot.

>>79888924
My major is in viticulture and enology. I should hopefully graduate at the end of the next semester.

>>79888983
>legit good guy
>gives top secret information to his allies enemies.

>>79888489
Because it's faaaake

>>79888489
>>It's a Kira acts seductive episode

Fuck I had a huge crush on her. Made me have a short hair girl fetish forever

>>79888997
>My major is in viticulture and enology
>I'm a 19th century American slave

>>79889142
I know death can't come quick enough, please just send someone to kill me.

>Walk into the local holomart
>"Computer, recreate Adolf Hitler. Give him the ability... to defeat.. Data."
>Fuck off to Risa for a couple of years while holo-panzers steamroll the feds

>>79889138
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

>>79887113
I'd be a scientist villain of the week and create a contagious genetic engineering virus that turns humans into superhumans with hardier physiology and an increased lifespan
Now morally justify 'curing' it and making all these infected colonists weaker and reducing their lifespans when all the genetic engineering has done is made them more suited to the harsh frontier colony environment and improved their quality of life

>>79889349
>Rachel Maddow
>gay

Did her gender ever play a role in her character? Like to me she always seemed to be a captain who happened to be a woman. I don't think the show ever pushed a grrrl power motive.

>>79889264
>I know death can't come quick enough, please just send someone to kill me.

Nah, you'll be fine if you get hired by Paul Masson or the Rothschilds.

My cousin when to FIT for some horticulture shit and is trying to get into a Monsanto internship a year out. There's tons of good opportunities in those meme majors because not every third person has a Bachelor's in them like CS or Nursing, etc.

You'll be fine lad

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>>79886419
''nice buttons''

>>79889455
Technically my degree as an integrated plant Sciences, so I have a little flexibility.

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>>79889485
>would

>>79889408
early on a little bit.
they mostly dropped it for killway later though.

>>79889408
It didnt because she didnt have 7s looks She was an incompetant who just happened to be a woman.

>>79889138
I think my favorite, was the body language she used when she was taking over the shift in the " Klingon scientists suck at science, and they found something that causes a civil war" episode.

>>79889485
does Kate Mulgrew have a thing for Native Americans?

>>79889770
*ship not shift, sorry I'm on the tablet and using the voice to text function

>>79889408
The Kazon were extremely anti women in terms of Leadership and Respect

>>79886832
its like that for the captain of a naval ship IRL, they get like 4 hours of sleep a night and drink coffee by the pot

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>>79889770
>I think my favorite, was the body language she used

agreed, number one

>>79889838
Damn, Garak's makeup was on point that episode. those Cardassian features look extremely convincing.

>>79889408
well, there was the one where Q tried to mate with her

>>79889771
that's fred ward from tremors and miami blues

>>79890096
>that's fred ward from tremors and miami blues

Don't forget Cats Like Us, True Detective, and The Right Stuff.

Great veteran actor.

>"What you call genocide, I call a day's work!"
It's too bad that Cardassian was killed and a fraud he was pretty based.

>>79887113
>implying
Fuck you, I'd stay on earth and run a glorified hang out spot disguised as a bar for Starfleet cadets and write awful holo-novels about courageous space men on the side for them.

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>>79890156

>War crimes? How could there be war crimes when there hasn't been a war?

>>79888897
>>79888946
It would not be the pirates that get us. The many consoles arround the ship will have so much mountan dew spilt on them that they will chain explode.

And on that note is Starfleet tech unsafe? get a bump on the hull 6 people die from console explotions. Why the fuck would they wire shit to explode and kill the crew when they are under attack? Have then nerver even had a heath and safety inspection before.

>>79890426
We'll invent the quantum fuse capable of stopping any console explosion

>>79890156
>Their hands would be covered in blood but, they, felt, CLEAN! Now WHY do you think they felt that way, Major? Because they WERE clean.

>>79890426
Let's just ask /k/ if they want to join us?

>>79890848
That would be good. But we got to keep an eye on them incase one of them has a nam flashback and shoots a .50 in the hull.

>>79891176
>.50
>not Mosin round
>somehow wouldn't ricochet with the insane metals of the ship and kill 3 crewman
>implying the funeral pyre they make wouldn't kill us all

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>>79888348
>>79888627
You guys Oz & James fans too?

I'm a complete wine pleb but it's a lorra lorra laffs.

>>79888685
The only time I remember him using that line was when Riker cooked them real eggs he got somewhere that were off

>>79891400

Finally some others that appreciate these fuckers. Good stuff.

>>79891300
>At funeral
>Aks fired in to the air
>They all rain down on the rest of the crew
>Ship floats in space for 300 years till a salvage crew finds us
And so the adventures of the USS NEET go down as a mystery.

>>79888851
>but the nuance of a vintage has to be created to be recreated.
Unless you're arguing that the subtle flavours of wine are magic, a perfect replicator would do it.

>>79886419
Her problem is that she could never fuck her underling, the spiritual space indian, and in the end got outdone by a blonde with the mind of an eight year old. I'd blow up enemy ships and civilizations too, if I were in her shoes.

>>79891789
They ALMOST fucked in that one where it looks like they have to live on some planet for the rest of their lives, but she backed out

>That muh noble red indian episode
>Muh aliens gave the planet to them and white men come and stole it plot
1000+ years in to the future and they are still salty that they are too weak to defend what was once "there" land.

>>79891400
Please, I didn't need to watch anything else. Now I guess I'm picking up a new show.

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>>79889838
once a stinky space hag, always a stinky space hag

>>79891634
Obviously you don't just program "wine" into the fucking replicator.

There are phenolic compounds that affect aroma, chemicals that alter acidity, and sugars involved.

Well it's not some magical process, there is a lot that makes a wine a wine that is separate from other wines. Most of it comes down to the creator not the area. Then the rest comes down to the fermentation techniques of the enologist. No one wine is the same, although many can be similar usually based on cultivar.

>>79891634
>>79892240
Also, I meant to emphasize that the year can actually affect what compounds are expressed as well as the viticultural techniques taken to alter the vine.

>>79892064
All her romantic episodes where weird and emberassing as fuck. She was portrayed as a prudent and puritan character yet opens her legs for aliens. Her autism was similiar to Picard's. However, with him it seemed somewhat refined and reserved. With her it seemed like a lesbian being forced to kiss a man.

>>79886419
misdiagnosed broomstick in colon

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>>79890364
this scene is legit the best acted out of all of trek

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>>79892145

I'm sorry, stinky what?

Mrs. Cumonanov smells like rose petals.

>>79892631
I got that feeling too anon, I had already watched the Next Generation and the original series. So I was really surprised.

>>79888664
Replicators just make nutrient ooze look and taste like the real thing. It lacks all the actual weird chemicals a food might have.

There's an entire sequence where Troy can't get her orgasm woman Brain chemicals from replicator chocolate.
Please consult your enterprise d manual before posting.

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>>79892461
>With her it seemed like a lesbian being forced to kiss a man.

In the fanfiction novels, Chakotay knocks her up.

>>79890028
Q could probably mate with Picard too if he and Berman were so inclined.

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>>79894023
>>79893970
>>79893805
>>79893662

>>79891482
He used it in S6 when he was on DS9 with Worf eating in the cafeteria.

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>>79894525
>>79894338
>>79894129
>>79894023
>>79893970
>>79893805
>>79893662
>Return to thread
>Greeted by extreme mental illness
Brb gonna go bleach my brain

>>79888489
>it's a Odo gets cucked episode

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explain this shit

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>>79894525
>>79894338
>>79894129
>>79894023
>>79893970
>>79893805
>>79893662

My Gott ...

>>79895245
What did she mean by this?

>>79890157
>implying you'd even be able to own any land at all on post-scarcity earth, and the whole planet hasn't just become a nature sanctuary minus whatever cities existed before

>>79886419
Caffeine withdrawal, not even joking that's why she was that way

>>79893628
>There's an entire sequence where Troy can't get her orgasm woman Brain chemicals from replicator chocolate.
Um what? I must have missed that one. I've been through TNG twice over now. Anyone have the episode?

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>>79895846

>The one episode 7 was naked

I will never get over Odo's weird doughy face

>Its another the crew gets brainwashed episode

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Could you say no to this stud?

>>79895480
did you think props just vanish when they're done filming?

>>79896237
You think he ever fucked a holo 7?

Why are there so many of these?

Come on guys, don't you care about Bajor?

>>79895025
>but not by Ambassador Troi

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>>79892145
Don't you have hundreds of pictures of T'Pol saved on your computer?

DON'T CLICK THIS.

>>79897249
my eyes are melting

>>79897249
jesus, did she used to be ripped or does she have some kind of medical condition?

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>>79896113
That might be the saddest thing I've ever seen.

>>79897249
WHY DID I CLICK THAT?!??

>>79887113
>Go full Barclay and NEET it up in a holodeck forever
All of humanity would do this. The holodeck would be the end of us.

>>79897686
The holodeck would only be the end of the people who couldn't quite grasp that if it isn't real, it isn't satisfying.

Read: voluntary eugenics

>>79897567
It's so sad it's hard to look at and comprehend a mind that created it.
-An "e-postcard"
-On "Hallow's Eve" (not Halloween)
-It's not even your family it's a fake family, and on top of that, two characters from a sci-fi show who never even were in a relationship on the show

Whoever she is, I imagine her gravity well could pull in a battleship

>>79887113
Whatever the case, I'd prefer to spend most of my time planetside. The thought of spending months or even years at a time cooped up on a spaceship sounds horrible.

>>79897793
All this plus I imagine it wasnt random, like there was a natural mental progression up to this point and this is just one manifestation.

>>79897728
It would also be the end of people who were willing to accept an incredibly realistic illusion that could fulfill many of the hopes and dreams they know they could never realize in real life.

In other words, most people.

>>79897728
The holodeck converts energy into matter. It's literally real.

>>79897919
>It's literally real.

No, I've yet to meet a man who was create of photons and needed force-fields to retain his composure

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>>79898008

>>79897948
>still thinks it's holograms
Maybe you missed the part where I said it converts the energy into matter

>>79898150

Yes, but the matter it converts into a bunch of photon particles, it's not being converted into actual lips and flesh or anything held together by the normal molecular bonds that we interact with on a day to day basis.

They state that it uses replicator technology to create consumptive items or other usable materials in the environment.

>>79887113
>Compulsively play dabo with my monthly check from the post scarcity government
>NEET it up when broke

>>79897686
Maybe this is just a DS9 thing, but I was under the impression that holodeck time costs money and that if you're not in starfleet or some other organization that wants you to have access to one, you'd have to have a real life to support your holodeck habit.

>>79897491

she is an alcoholic

>>79898409
It's just a DS9 thing, because DS9 and Bajor aren't part of the Federation.

Starfleet pays the DS9 crew a small latinum stipend so that they can operate outside of Fed space.

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No mein neger it's called an eating disorder, plus some sort of body issues, possibly a little bit of drugs mixed in.

I've never seen a single T'Pol / Jolene shot pre tits and lips save for maybe one or two. They are almost all augmented.

fuck i can't fucking quote people today because of 329 tabs simultaneous
>>79898574
meant for
>>79898477

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>>79898691

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>>79895846
3 08 breh

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>>79899792

>>79892145
i wanna bath in that stink

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>>79900356

>>79888983

Archer surviving on chaos and war was his only reason to get out of bed in the morning. Some new people to exploit and explode.

"Things have changed since spacedock, you'll spend most of your time boldly going into battle."

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>>79895480
Either Worf is a Friends fan, or Joey is a TNG fan.

>>79887994
Archer seems more like a whisky kinda guy

>>79894023
>>79893970
>>79893805
That's Tom Paris' kid

>>79901861
Can Friends exist on the TNG timeline?
If so Worf must watch that shit in the holodeck

>>79901950
Friends, more than any other show, is reccomended for non-english speakers to watch to learn conversational American English (like Indian tech support types).

Maybe this is true for Starfleet cadets as well.

>>79886419
She stuck to the rules, and wouldn't take the easy way out.

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417/418

>>79902022
when you think about it Worf and Joey are basically the same archetype

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>>79898008
>>79898112
>>79898384
>>79898452
>>79898654
>>79899635
>>79899792
>>79900356
>>79901151
>>79901810

I'm still fucking pissed the never happened.

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>>79902086
>>79901948

last one for tonight, i gotta' sleep some time, ya' know

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>>79902086
>the
Meant to say *this

>>79902079
I like how we're just going to continue this Worf and Joey conversation and completely ignore the Janeway/Lt. Firewater shipping.

>>79902115
good lord how much more of this shit can there be

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>>79902113
Sweet dreams, don't let the bed bugs bit.

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>>79901913
>>79901913

Archer was constantly asking chef for some new wine, i never saw the guy drink a Brewsky.
I think once he had Andorrrian ale.

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>>79902139
I don't know. How much more do you need?

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>>79902270
MOAR!

>>79898328
>implying you wouldn't just KanarWithDanar the whole time

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What the fuck is happening ITT?

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>open thread
>see this

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>>79902631

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>>79903380

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>this thread

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>this thread

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Speaking of, Milfway from Workforce was my fave

And no memory of her ship and duty and things to get in the way of sex and pokey nips

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>this thread

>>79887113
Get all sorts of strange in some holodeck pussy. Or join the Klingon empire, slay bodies, fuck klingon amazon pussy until my dick falls off while bathing in the blood of my enemies...

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>>79887113
The holodeck is the only option that would let me live out my autistic giantess fantasies

I think I'd leave the safety protocols on though

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A-KOO-CHI-MOY-AGGGHHHHHH!!!

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>>79886419
best capin was her problem

This is a really bad thread even by Star Trekker standards.

Whomever is responsible should really feel ashamed.

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>mfw this thread

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>go from TNG to DS9
>the lwaxana episodes don't stop

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>>79906103
>go from DS9 to B5
>the lwaxana episodes still don't stop

>>79903725
DARMOK!!

>>79886419
She had the sole responsibility for over a hundred lives in an era where everyone has become incredibly dependent on the technological prowess of the federation. Meanwhile her ship was falling apart around her, she couldnt expect to see any of her friends and family again and had to take a professional distance from the rest of the humans around to make sure everything kept going.

Pretty obvious.

>>79901913

He drinks the pool water from after a water polo match.

>>79887113
Colonist but with my own holodeck.

>>79897249
Holy fuck at first I thought those were streaks of water flowing down her skin. What in Christs holy name?

Voyager was definitely the best Trek outside of the Originals.

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>>79889138
>>79888489
>>79889838
>>79889838
You just KNOW that Bajorans also have those ridges on their pubic mounds

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IM KAPTIN HI IM KAPTIN IM KAP IM KAP KAP KAP KAP KAP KAP J-J-J JANE J-JANE JANE WWWWAY WAY

KAPTIN JANEWAY

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>>79907057
TNG ENT AND VOY MY FAVORITES

>>79907435
TOS>VOY>ENT>TNG>DS9

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>>79907480
DS9 is so very overrated but you've got TOS way WAY too high. I couldn't finish Arena a while back after years of not seeing it.

>>79907551
You're right, TOS shouldn't even be compared with the rest of them. It is many many leagues above them, combined.

>>79907480
What the fuck? Don't get me wrong I like Voyager alright but no way is it the best.
It goes DS9>TNG>TOS>VOY>ENT
>DS9 bothered with long and complex arcs that made a difference to the characers
>TNG wasn't as good about that but some eps like The Inner Light are among the best Science Fiction stories ever written
>TOS has like 30 good eps desu and the rest is schlock, comfy in its own way
>Voyager is ok but there's no episodes that jump out and make any kind of serious impact
>ENT is 90% shit and 10% eh. And even that 10% was rehashing old TOS/TNG eps like TNG did with TOS, except this time it wasn't either ignorable as a stand-alone or just campy enough to be comfy, it was just shit

>>79907647
Oh it's, a millennial tries to rate the Star Treks is it?

>>79887113

> implying that I wouldnt be out there, advocating for mass murder of all alien species
> implying i wouldnt start a paramilitary organisation to take over starfleet and build up a pure human galactic empire
> implying aliens are in any way deserving of life

damn it's like you actually swallowed the blue pill and believed in the star trek meme

>>79907707
You're being rude again. It's time for bed.

>>79907707
Are you retarded?
I'm seriously asking.
Where's your wrangler?
Shouldn't you be strapped to a bed somewhere with a belt in your mouth to stop the autistic night terrors from waking up the rest of the herd?

>>79905448
Sisko sounds like a warhammer 40k novel.

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Why the fuck didn't they ship him and Latherine?

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>>79907832

>>79886419
>what the fuck was her problem?
being the best captain in the delta quadrant can be exhausting

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>>79907876
Uwot??!

>>79907551
>>79907620
I don't think TOS should even be compared with the others because it's from a completely different era and has its own thing going on. All of the other Trek series were broadcast in close proximity to one another whereas TOS was like 20 years before TNG.

>>79907480
>>79907647
The order is not right, but he is correct about DS9 being the worst. DS9 was for people who wanted a space soap opera with Star Trek uniforms, was never Trek.
Also Voyager had the captain that was closest to Kirk that there has been (ironic perhaps, being that it's a woman). Definitely rates above DS9.

>>79907876
it's time

https://youtu.be/IcN8_Q0bvFA

>>79907952
i think it was poignant to have star trek split off into different stories around the galaxy and to delve into other alien cultures not just stick with the one captain, one crew concept which was becoming stale, but your problem seems to be with central premise of ds9 and not the show itself.

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>>79907952
>DS9 was for people who wanted a space soap opera with Star Trek uniforms, was never Trek.

You forgot about the sorcery and side quests

>>79907952
Janeway was tough and formidable but fair and that is definitely the most Kirk it ever got. She's one of the few reasons I would say Voyager is better than ENT.
DS9 is arguably the worst Star Trek show because it didn't really conform with Gene Roddenberry's original vision but he gave it his blessing before he died. Taken strictly as a tv show it is undoubtedly the best. The first two seasons were shaky, I'll admit that. But it took it's character and its world-building seriously.
Even if people in the Federation had moved past their petty differences that means nothing to the rest of the galaxy. The rest of the shows, minus maybe ENT, take place in a time when those differences are mostly settled and never go into detail about how you get to a place of peaceful cooperation. They tend to zoom straight past the full process of conflict, resolution and rebuilding. DS9 shows cultures that have formed the bedrock of multi-planetary societies like Cardassia and takes a real look at them and how they interact with others like Bajor.
Kira alone is a deeper and more interesting character than anyone who was on Voyager, minus maybe the Doctor, though I feel they wasted him in some episodes.

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>>79907480
>>79907952
>>79908103
>>79908154
Voyager also had the best character of all Star Trek

>>79908236
That is a SHOCKINGLY high res picture of Neelix, wtf anon

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>>79908236
D^X

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>>79908249
>implying he doesn't have a folder full of Neelix pics

>>79908490
MOOOOOOOOODS

>>79908490
MODS
The girl in that picture is only TWO YEARS OLD!

>>79901861
holy fuck that scene with worf in that chair is always cringey as fuck. just hurts thinking about how contrived it is.

>>79897249
Too bad she became a classic example of when plastic surgery goes wrong.

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WOOOOHOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

>>79908734
man this is still too fucked up to look at

>>79890848
Well they are massive Trekkies.

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>>79908769
>man this is still too fucked up to look at

Oh yeah..
well take a look at THIS

>>79909298
Oh christ why
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHTSGSkl3Zk&t=0m38s

>>79909298
It represents four stages of death

>2001-Holding on
>2006-Falling apart
>2012-Losing hope
>2015-Accepting fate

>>79897686
>All of humanity would do this.

Or more likely all of 4chan.

>>79887113
>>79897686
>>79909640
Probably all the deviants would.
I mean, most people would probably feel like their life has no point if all they did was live on the holodeck.
So the only people who would are people that can't fit even into the Federation. Guarantee that Barkley was a pedo or a necrophiliac or was into horses or some shit. Imagine all the fun a person like that could have. Whatever you want and no consequences and you can lock people out? Not hard to guess whats happening in there. Bet teenagers practically live in there too.

>>79887113
>(lol jk you're cleaning jefferies tubes for 40 years)
jeffries tubes are comfy af, not a bad job

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>>79905448
I always loved this pic because if you read those little biased factoids about Sisko then look at the picture you start to buy it.
Like I can see Sisko in a meeting with the Conspiracy era Admirals discussing how they'll plant a biogenic weapon in the Romulan senate.

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>>79910028

>>79910074
nice suit

>>79908581
That was already apparent with her fucked up lips and fake as shit looking tits in ENT.

>>79888489
Kira is absolute shit and a bad actress

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She knew she wouldn't be MILF worthy forever!

>>79910028
>Introduce Star Trek first black captain
>First thing he does is act all angry and punch Q

Yeah he's truly humanity's best

>>79912028
He's a flawed man who doesn't like the best captain and has a tendency to over act every chance he gets

>>79888348
would it be inspired, by the same frenchexcellence?

>>79908576
I dont remember it, what happens?

>>79897249
Do you know how Jolene Blalock can tell which way the worms in her blood are facing? She tickles them in the middle and sees which end farts

>>79907480
Correction:
TNG>VOY>DS9>ENT>TOS

>>79915620
TNG>DS9>TOS>ENT>VOY

>>79915742
After 250 posts, finally there's a good one.

>>79916778
Wow that is some high praise anon, thank you.

>>79907480
TOS >>> ENT > TNG > DS9 > FULL BLOWN AIDS > VOY

>>79889833
Also science majors. I've only seen one science major who wasn't wired 24/7 and that's because he was a Mormon.

Most people I know are surprised that I drink coffee black but you try getting a physics degree without drinking coffee in any form you can get.