But why

/dead meme general/?

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>>79870402
I know why

>>79870402
Only women don't understand this OP. Post tits with timestamp.

he's tired of living in the same world as niggers

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>tfw he probably died a virgin scaling those mountains

>>79870402

Just like we have retarded liberals penguins also have something similar.

>>79870402
le meme spam

>Still believing Pingü died

Wake up sheeple.

>>79870402
>apply Truman Show ending

>>79870798
this

Why not? I'd consider myself a realist, alright? But in philosophical terms I'm what's called a pessimist. I think consciousness is a tragic misstep in evolution. We sentient species became too self-aware. Nature created an aspect of nature separate from itself - we are creatures that should not exist by natural law. We are things that labor under the illusion of having a self, that accretion of sensory experience and feelings, programmed with total assurance that we are each something worth living, when in fact life as it were is nothing, it's meaningless. I think the honorable thing for our species to do is to deny our programming. Stop reproducing, walk hand in flipper into the great white abyss, one last midnight, brothers and sisters of many different species opting out of a raw deal.

>>79871430
Stop saying weird shit

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he couldn't afford the ass, tit, and lip surgery his girlfriend wanted so she left him for another penguin

>>79871540

I just came for my files, Anon.

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>>79870402
Fuck off penguin-poster

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What the fuck does he do all day?

You ever think about how awesome it would feel to get your dick sucked by a penguin in front of it's whole family while holding a gun to it's head?

>>79870402
The ancient ones called beyond the mountain of madness.

>>79871786
Fap

>>79871786
more than you

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>>79870402
WATCH IT PINGU!!

>>79871786
Think about emma stones feet

>tfw I just felt like walking into the mountains yesterday

for the memes

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>>79872468

>>79872522
>>79872468
BUT WHY

>>79872384
Now that's an animal I can associate myself with.

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He heard the call of the old ones.

>>79870402

why didn't the cameraman help him

>>79870402
What if he's penguin Columbus or some shit like that and just wants to explore new frontiers for penguinkind.

>>79873981
fuck off reddit cock sucker

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>>79870402
Because it's there!!

>millions of years
>still no penguin hospital

>>79870402
To find something more. He didn't know if he would succeed or not, but he knew he wouldn't find anything if he stayed at home.

>>79874449
he truly was going his own way

>not all posters on /r9k/ are human. Some might be black or even a penguin.
Really makes you think.

>>79871587
w-where do babies come from?

>>79873962
Pic is funny because the chickens don't even care an alien is among them.

>>79873935
is he ok

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This happend

https://twitter.com/NatGeoChannel/status/794645411919065088?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

>>79873935
dyou you have the one with the broken leg, that one is even worse

>>79874761
I hate females

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>>79874717
>chickens

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Why didn't this Falcon win best actress last night?

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>>79874807

>>79870402
He read Nietzsche

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>>79874807

You don't get as many virtue points when you stand up for falcons.

>>79874972
Who dis?

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>>79874807

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>>79874761
>Women cheat on their husbands while they're at work even in the animal kingdom

>>79875034
shut the fuck up nigger

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>>79874937
he read Schopenhauer because if it was N he would've been walking down from the mountain to spread the wisdom gained

i like to imagine that all those penguins that do that actually find themselves in a pingu paradise, without predators and all the sweet sweet cold penguin pussy they could ever want. They live great now .

>>79875300
Yeah that would be awesome.

But they freeze or starve to death or get killed by another animal and die painfully all alone. I just wanted to make sure you knew that.

>>79875340
fugg

>>79874807
What's going on?

>>79875481

It found out it's waifu got blacked.

>>79874717

>Elder Thing
>Alien

They're natives to Earth and arguably has human intelligence, the narrator mentions numerous times they seemed to follow thought processes and had personalities quite similar to Man.

>>79870402
It was a test for humans, and humans failed. They had to provide this poor guy food and shelter during his trip.

>>79871786
Think about whats over those mountains

>>79875583

Madness.

Wisdom.

Krill.

>>79875536

Oh my god who cares you nerd, what would your gf think if she heard you talking like this?

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>>79874717
Absolutely fucking retarded. never post again faggot

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>>79872146
The aftermath

>>79875694
Go back.

>>79875702
>>79875536
>>79874791
Why are Lovecraft fags incapable of taking a joke? You'd think they would have taught you how to not be this autistic at Miskucktonic University.

>>79875694

Nigga do you think I would still be with my gf if she didn't enjoy Lovecraft? She sucks me off like the Colour out of Space sucks life while I talk to her about Niggerman and shoving her brain in a Mi-go jar.

>>79875718
Me on the left

>>79875702
>>79875731
Same autistic Lovecraftfag.

>>79875718

Me under the armless horse.

>>79875718
is this rape?

>>79875718
SEALED

>>79875831
You can't rape the dead.

>>79875869

Psh, I wish you were the prosecutor where I lived twelve years ago.

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>>79871840

You really wanna put your dick in that?

>>79875945
Hell yeah. I've fucked pointier things.

>>79875105
Reminder that Schoppy is the ultimate faggy emo teen angst philosopher
he's right on a lot of things tho

>>79875811
Thats a seel you retart.

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TFW no qt 3.14 penguin GF

>>79874807
who was in the wrong here?

>>79874807

Someone please explain what's going on

>>79878874
whats going on here how are you

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>>79870402
PGTOW

>>79878951
Bane?

>>79878874
Chiken babby die chiken make many cry for sad