Oscars comfy thread 6
2 wins for Hacksaw Ridge
I hope La La Land starts winning awards soon :(
inb4 Trump rant
>>79851129
Gotta prep up that helium tank :(
>>79851129
fuck you based mel is bringing home the oscars
>>79851129
already lost 3 and should not have got an oscar for prod. design
Enough Meryl, for god sake.
FUCK YOU DISNEY
STEALING FROM KUBO REE
NO I APPRECIATE MERYL THE MOST
Please let Meryl Streep give a stupid and rreeeeelly long speech about Drumpf to btfo the /pol/tards on this board
dude trump lol
>>79851050
two technical wins that could have been done on any film if the people who won worked on them
mel literally did nothing
Boobs
GO HACKSAW RIDGE
Why isn't she there!?
MEL WINS BEST DIRECTOR OR BEST PICTURE FOR THE BANTZ PLS ONE TIME
Arrival getting snubbed for Liberal Land incoming
No Chavo this year?
arrival is winning this.
AHEEVMENT IN HINIMAHOGRAPHY
And now La La Land revs up the rape train
FUCK THIS ANTIMEXICAN SENTIMENT
RODRIGO PRIETO DESERVED IT
>>79851336
kek
La La Land sweep.
Here we go boys.
NOO NOT LALA
>>79851129
YOU DID THIS YOU FUCKING ASSBONE
here we go
>not Silence
This is bullshit
>>79851336
fuck
What do you think wardrobe did with the shoes that Emma Stone danced in during La La Land?
>>79851336
can't, it isn't about black people, the holocaust, or actors
>>79851129
u fag
>>79851253
BLOW THE FUCK OUT BLOW THE FUCK OUT SUCK MY DICK BLOW THE FUCK OUT
>>79851444
DIGITS CONFIRM
SILENCE WAS SNUB
ZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzz
>>79851444
indeed it was gorgeous
I wish more speeches were like that
"hehe lets give streep something to do so she can give a speech"
>Sara Bareilles
My waifu out of fucking nowhere!
>>79851324
>Donald using improper capitalization and punctuation
Fake
/tv/ btfo incoming
dude meme tweets lmao
they still have 8 more awards to give out
>>79851324
Please be real.
Did he just joke about the murders in Sweden? Did the crowd laugh about it?
LITERALLY can't go five minutes without some political bullshit
i havent watched any tonight I was watching the walking dead premiere but did anyone try to do any political bullshit?
>>79851606
yes
YO I NEED A SCREENCAP OF THAT PREGGO NATALIE
BIG BELLY IN PROFILE
imagine cumming inside hershlag
>>79851324
be real be real be real be real
fuck la la land
at least 3 films had better cinematography this year
its true Emma Stone is not hot
WHO INSULTED BUNNYFU
>it's a nothing happened in sweden edition
That Jeff Bridges tweet was funny
Jeff Bridges and Emma stone tweet were the best ones
DUDE SLIGHTLY HUMOROUS AND NOT-AT-ALL OFFENSIVE TWEETS LMAO
>Cumming on Jessica Chastain's chest
Hope Mel wins, the nose will be disposed
>>79851679
but she looked smoking hot reading that tweet
whhoever did her hair, kudos
>>79851643
"Politcal bullshit" is the summary of this shitshow.
dude F**k lmao
>>79851129
>I hope La La Land starts winning awards soon :(
Its not that good.
>>79851700
>Looks like Eddie redmayne
/TV/ BTFO. Always knew you fags were gay.
>>79851747
i wonder how many autism related ones they had too read for goose
>>79851654
I have thousands of times.
>>79851606
Plz read news
>>79851756
WEWsomeone shoop that to say frog
Did Ryan and Emma actually sing in la la land or were they dubbed?
John Legend is a fucking race traitor.
>>79851651
NEED THAT SHIT HERE"S SOME
>>79851756
They showed an inferior tweet. This was the best one from that show.
>you will never be goose
just kill me
>>79851756
SHE IS CUTE
the fuck did that jessica chastain tweet mean?
So why isn't a black person hosting it then?
>>79851793
Yes it is
>>79851050
Undeserved btw
Someone post current Oscars bingo
>>79851880
That was a cumming on the tits joke idk how that made it in
>>79851756
An adorable crack whore like Heather from Silent Hill 3
C-Captain America: Civil War is gonna win an oscar, r-right? DCucks won't get away with these shenanigans.
>>79851918
They're getting all the awards this year
>>79851861
makes my dick wiggle
>>79851880
Her chest is so white that you can adjust your colour settings on your tv after her skin tone.
FFS hurry up with the RIP tribute!!!! Fed up sitting through these nobodies.
>>79851880
She's pale as fuck
cum = white
>>79851756
Well, she is still the sexiest crack whore in any movie I've seen.
Is John Legend a cornball?
>>79851939
>>79851947
no just that she has big white tits
>>79851947
Either that or a comment on how white she is.
the film version was better
>president is a racist clown
>comedian makes mild joke about president
OMG THIS SHOW IS PURE POLITICAL BULLSHIT
HOLLYWOOD IS SO OUT OF TOUCH
>>79851880
means she has milk white tits lad
I'm never gonna watch La La Land.
>>79851651
GEMME THAT SOURCE BOSS
>tfw wanted to see La La Land in theaters but no friends wanted to see it with me
>>79852020
>big
Really?
>>79851285
>mel literally did nothing
sounds a lot like another guy I know
>>79851947
what
it was a joke about her being pale idiot
>>79852065
remember all the jokes about obama? and bush?
wait
>>79851940
Still no bingo
>>79852105
>I'm never gonna watch La La Land.
you're missing out.
>>79852105
you should it's fun
>>79852065
>spend every 5 minutes making a remark about the president while hosting the show that has absolutely nothing to do with politics
>>79851129
he'll be fine
>>79852020
Post some pics then man
Then maybe I'll join your circle jerk
Emma singing is much better
>>79851947
I thought they were saying she was pale?
>>79852065
not only that but its not some career politician out of nowhere. this is a guy who fancy himself a celebrity and tried desperately to be accepted by them in the past. you know its just burning him seeing them all shun him
>>79852115
It's a pretty romantic movie. Why didn't you ask your girlfriend?
cummies on Jesse Chassy's tummy
>>79851651
big belly in profile now
ANY STREAM?
>>79852154
Um Michael Moore went ballistic on Bush on stage?
>>79852159
Killurself homo
>>79851651
>>79851861
What, like this one?
>>79852160
On nothing.
You forgot to finish your sentence
>>79851840
>nothing is wrong in sweden goyim
>>79852260
micheal moore is autistic about everything though
>>79852223
>tfw no gf
>starts new religions
America is a weird place.
>>79852236
I thought that was an ass shot but then I clicked and felt disgusted
>>79852159
Wasn't the Sting performance pretty bad? There's your bingo.
>>79851285
>the director doesn't pick his crew
>the director isn't honored that his film receives technical awards for excellence
That's liberal tier mental gymnastics
>>79852284
hnnng I mean the one from the mean tweets segment
she looked huge
her dress padded her out nice
>>79852394
it was fine
>>79852223
>tfw i went with my sister
>>79852154
Put simply, Trump is a walking joke.
Bush was a joke too, but significantly less of one.
>>79852394
i mean he sings like a shitty bruce springsteen now, dont know what anyone expected
>>79852452
Post sister's ass
>>79852353
They invent genders there too.
>>79852302
Kys
Topkek, based DAMON.
>>79852405
the academy award for hiring the right person goes to, mel gibson
KEK BASED MATT DAMON
>>79852452
did you fuck her afterwards?
>>79852504
have none
Is Matt Damon our guy?
>>79852154
>Bush
>Not one of the most joked about presidents
L O fucking L. Have fun tomorrow at school, kiddo
>>79852214
>President Trump must be as shallow and pathetic as I am.
>>79852600
Take one right now faggot
>>79852284
>>79851651
>Samuel L Jackson is almost 70 years old
Is La La Land the Boyhood of our generation?
Jackson mildly drunk.
they have less than 15 minutes to do the top 8 awards
W H E R E
I S
S I N G
S T R E E T ? ?
>>79852667
La La Land actually won an award though
>If it leaves you cumming
Based Samuel
>>79852118
Kek
Arrival had a god tier score and it wasn't even nominated
>>79852599
no i'm not a degenerate
>>79852652
she's on a different continent
>>79852667
nope, that one only got 1
>I AM A MEMBER OF BET 365
>>79852642
Trump is more shallow and pathetic than any of us could dream to be.
>>79852693
Is this your first Oscars? They're always an hour over schedule.
The nose on that guy.
>samuel got mad
BOY I WONDER WHAT'S GOING TO WIN THIS ONE
(((Hurwitz)))winslol
On a scale of 1-10, how applicable is this to this year?
>>79852284
>>79852656
>>79852425
>>79852236
>>79852113
>>79851861
give me that shit and I stop
gosling and stone seem standoffish
i bet they hate each other
>>79851129
Here and I'm so happy guys
>>79852759
If you have text game then you can get her to send you one
Jackson seemed pissed
>>79852260
Crazy how an outburst like that was met with gasps and groans and now every other acceptance speech is pretty much like it
>"thank you to all the jews who made the size of this nose possible"
Do you think the bois in the orchestra are tryna sneek a peek at some primo celbrity thighs down in that hole?
You talk like a fag and your shit's all retarded
>>79852858
>mr. president got triggered
Heh.
Scarjo is really short.
>>79852858
11/10
>wearing cellophane to the Oscars
>>79852876
i'm not asking my sister for a picture of her ass faggot
>>79852801
And yet he's the President and you're a shitposting nobody.
>>79852159
I don't remember that guy wearing a dress
>>79852284
goddamn that is some high res shit I thank you
its only when you actually watch this shit that you realize how piss poor the standard of cinema is these days
Scarjo sounded sarcastic during that award intro jeez
If I won an oscar, I'd just go and go "Cheers!" and walk off
>>79853009
La la land roll continues
Why does ScarJo have the same exact voice as Emma Stone?
>>79852667
>our generation
...uh...
Boyhood was 2 years ago
>>79853064
It's a meme you dip.
>>79852858
The Oscars are seldom actively terrible. They're just boring. Like tonight.
>these absolutely mediocre songs from La La Land winning the best music oscars
If there's anything to be outraged over at these awards, it's this shit
fuck la la land
LA
A
LA
A
LAND
A
N
D
>lin manuel spicanda didn't win the EGOT
Thank you based Oscars
Kek, that guy wearing a yamaka
>>79851324
fake.
ScarJo looked drugged up to fuck
who was that tranny?
>>79853010
Have we established whether she was trying for a long time or it was just "oops"?
>>79852858
I'm just glad that fucking tour group thing is over
It was TERRIBLE
>>79853154
Scarhoe can fuck off.
>>79853130
it's time for Hanuka!
>>79852864
>>79852113
>>79851861
>>79851651
need preggo natalie
I am trying to sit through this but I dunno how much more I can physical take lads
>muh pubic schools that drumf is gonna get rid of
>the arts valued in public schools
lolwut
Did they even do the Memoriam yet
for fucks sake
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ru0K8uYEZWw
pretty decent pop song
>>79853130
did you know theres actually an R, U and an L in that word?
Stop with this pregnant shit. This is a comfy thread
M.I.L.F
LOOK AT GOSLINGS SISTERS RACK
There goes The Rocks chance of being in an oscar winning movie.
>>79853000
I'm hardly a nobody.
>>79853051
Based Trump
>>79851313
She had another treatment at the burn recovery center I would assume.
finally the in memoriam
>>79853316
This please
Is Jennifer Aniston still fuckable? I can't tell with all this crying.
>>79853235
Sorry, don't have the stream or know how to make clips.
>>79853266
>implying public education is bad
>>79853338
what's her name
>>79853194
More like Natalia Porkman.
damn Jennifer Aniston looks disgusting...
>>79853304
THIS
I am only watching this bollocks for the RIP part
>these two fuckin goofballs
>>79853194
how is gregnant is formed
>aniston "acting"
HOLY SHIT IGGY POP LOOKING GOOD
Holy shit, Jennifer Aniston looks horrible
>>79852182
>>79853194
ive heard shes addicted to getting cummed boy goy
Great acting by jennifer
Dude public schools are great lmao
Just how much did Trump and his cabinet trigger them
>>79853386
How does she look compared to the last woman you had sex with?
who the fuck even is bill paxton
Lots of fags died it was a great year!
>>79853386
>Those pancake tits.
She is not, and sadly, never was anything all that special.
>>79853122
Dumb wojakposter
WTF BILL PAXTON DIED?
>the nose on this chick singing
Reminder that the last actor in the memoriam is the one considered the most important by the academy
>>79853194
damn she big
i hope it was after trying for a long time
that nine months of just swelling with hope and relief
i appreciate the pics friendo
sorry the quality is so random, my files aren't sorted
no one has that screencap?
anistons best performance ever
>>79853338
That's his sister?
Man, they hit the genetic jackpot.
>>79851050
Oscar bait winning oscars
Everyone is shocked
So does anyone actually know who any of these people are outside of like 10 or so names?
>>79851129
It will win some man, but not best picture.
>>79853465
the president from Independence Day
>>79853414
Rude.
FINALLY the only part worth watching
>>79853464
>the last woman you had sex with
Does not compute.
>Yelchin
:(
>>79852858
Fake tweet/10
>>79853017
It's been pretty shit for a while.
>>79853529
I only recognize capeshit actors and some big names like Mel, Aniston and Denzel.
>Bill Paxton died
Game over man, game over
>>79853554
I hope it does.
>>79853338
fake titties!
>>79853502
How much do you wanna bet it's a jew?
why couldnt it have been C-3PO instead ;_;
>>79853568
Pullman*
>>79853579
More like Neta-Lee Hershey-bar.
>>79853598
that's a real tweet from 3 years ago
wait... prince was r2d2?
>>79853482
city of the starzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....................................................
R2D2 DIED!?
WHY THE FUCK DID NO ONE MAKE A BIG DEAL OUT OF THIS!?
>>79853597
fuck i didnt know he died. he was great in star trek.
wtf ken adam died ;_;
how much time left
>>79853677
Bill Pullman DIED?
WHERE'S PHIFE DAWG?
>>79853598
It's real. We have a shitposter in the Oval Office.
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/440326661049835520
>Carrie Fisher was the last person in the death montage
ABSOLUTELY DISRESPECTFUL
NO PAXTON
No BILL? They just had to end it with Carrie Fisher.
>no alan rickman
WTF HOLLYWOOD
>leia last
great choice
John Hurt died in 2017, wtf?
>>79853700
Wow you sure convinced me with those hot opinions fagtron, keep shitposting like the pleb you are, LLL still won.
No David Bowie?
>no Pax
FUCK OFF
where the fuck was alan rickman?
Low quality stream please, I have shitty internet.
>City of Stars
Indeed.
>>79853415
>le I say disgusting things in "outrageous" comedies to make myself feel desirable
She is Midlife Crisis- The Woman.
Why the fuck did I even see BOTH Horrible Bosses movies? I don't even like them and Charlie Day has the most annoying voice on the planet.
>>79853394
>implying it isn't
Man, the only thing I learned in high school that has meant anything is typing.
>only the ded pleb actors had dialogue
wait what the fuck, did they even put Debbie Reynolds name up?
>ended with fucking Carrie Fisher
PAxton will be in next years
gene wilder shudda bin last he was robbed!!
>>79853816
retard
>>79853863
>>79853883
That was last year
>>79853816
He was on last year's roll.
>>79853901
Uh, dude, Debbie's name was right before Carrie's.
>Bill Paxton wasn't in the tribute
His soul can't be put to rest now.
oh shit i bet the regret having paxton in that commerciall
>>79853816
he died in January, he was in last years
>>79853779
Is he gonna nuke us?
>>79853934
no shit? they died in 2016
>>79853929
WHERE WAS HE THEN!?
>>79853863
this isnt the grammys dumbass
>>79853895
that's because you're a fucking moron
>>79853901
she was before carrie
>Paxton in the Rolex commercial and not the memoriam
Disgraceful.
Gene Wilder should've been the last name
>>79853901
They flashed her for like one second before switching to Carrie. Can't believe they didn't give her a clip.
>>79853763
Yes. Today.
>>79851050
Would have been funny to have a clip of Paxton going "It's game over man!" at the end
thank fuck.. now I can fuck off to bed
>>79853779
Truly a proper representative of Australia.
>>79853985
PREVIOUS OSCARS YOU DIMWIT
>>79853993
He was in films you know...
>>79853338
Those aren't great looking tits tbqh familia.
https://twitter.com/joannarothkopf/status/836057658918588416
>>79852968
>2014
>>79853976
Depends on who you mean by "Us".
If you mean white Americans then no. If you mean anyone else then yes.
>>79853948
>>79854002
>Debbie got a simple name flash, no voice line or special quote
>her fucking crack whore of a daughter gets one
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>79853461
Why on earth would you think gutting money to public education is a good idea?
>>79854052
>>79853993
>Bowie wasn't in movies
>>79854093
Post a fucking screenshot
>>79853976
The shitposting is for fun and popular leverage. Behind the scenes he's just patriotic, efficient, and fucking ruthless.
>>79853338
DONT LOOK RYAN THAT'S YOUR SISTER
I'm enjoying the Matt Damon bits
>almost midnight
>still like 6 awards to go
>>79854182
730 here mate
we bought a zoo was pure kino
kimmel has patrician taste
>shit talking matt damon
perfection
>>79854138
School funding has almost zero correlation with student performance.
Meanwhile, public teacher's unions have turned into a Democratic power block.
>>79854138
he thinks the important things in life are triggering and trolling people
>>79854175
Best part of the show.
Matt Damon btfo
TAKBIR
"And guest."
Fuck I actually chuckled, am I becoming a normie?
>>79854182
>>79854219
04:30 here lads
Holy shit this Matt Damon stuff is fantastic
Fucking brutal/10
NEW BREAD WHEN
>>79853999
I've got a masters degree. Public education fucking totally worthless. Shit's is literally just publicly funded baby sitting.
>>79853981
Yeah in January, they mentioned him at last ceremony.
Are Kimmel and Damon friends or lovers or what?
>>79854182
its only 8:30 in LALA LAND
Where's Elliott Smith?
First funny thing in the show.
that was really funny
>>79853338
I though this was the Oscars not the Golden Globes.
>>79854182
All the black winners went over the time limit on there speeches because these cucks were scared to play them off.
she/her
https://twitter.com/joannarothkopf/status/836057658918588416
holy fuck these Matt Damon jokes are actually fucking hilarious
>>79854343
friends for like 10 years
Manchester by the sea better win this
Matt's getting ROASTED.
>>79854182
>tfw in europe, 5:30am
>original screenplay
my favorite category
LETS GO THE LOBSTER!
alright these Matt Damon bits aren't bad
>>79854343
Damon, Affleck, Kimmel, Carolla, Simmons all hang out and smoke pot together
>>79854305
you guys know there's been a long running gag between Jimmy Kimmel and Matt Damon right?
YES MANCHESTER BY THE SEA
Gimme that big natalie belly plox
>>79854343
its a long-running skit/meme
They pretend to hate eachother on the jimmy kimmel show, but you can tell they're both total bros
if manchester doesn't win, we riot
>>79854377
https://twitter.com/thursdaygrls/status/836070017405870080
sorry
I can always get behind taking a dump on Matt Damon
>>79853338
the lobster was robbed damn it
reddit are laughing hysterically right now
>>79854245
>let's give no resources at all to a system 90% of children will be using and expect them to function
All I heard here was poor people don't deserve to be educated.
>>79854447
I don't watch Kimmel so no
>>79854497
>>79854497
>>79854497
>>79854497
new thread
Casey Affleck confirmed for best actor right?
MAN-CHESTA BAI THA FAKN SEE
lobby lobster
>>79854532
I thought redditors only posted here?
>>79854377
>features editor @jezebel
How surprising.
>>79853973
that clip in the commercial would have been perfect in the tribute
game over man is too inappropriate no matter how funny it would be
HOLY FUCK AMY
AMYYYY!!!
Fuck. That dress.
Nice tits
>>79854477
Why are you aiming /tv/ disdain at someone who has 1,200 followers?
If you have a crush on her, don't play games. Be brave and tell her yourself.
>>79854547
They do, but it's like replacing all your roads every six months. There's nothing gained by throwing money at public education at this point, it's not the bottleneck.
As a person I don't think I would mind Matt Damon but he just fucking plays himself in every movie and it's the same smug self-aware cock. There's a time and a place to be a smart-arse.
>>79853338
Is she eating Twizzlers? Shit-tier candy choice desu
man that is an great cleavage
let's FUCKING GO Moonlight we in there!
>>79854854
Twizzlers are patrician as fuck you turbopleb.
she idn't deserve it