/Oscars/ comfy thread
Did any you guys watch Moana anons?
No. Next question
would smash the shit out of that Taraji or whatever nig chick tb h
not even ashamed
Reminder that this is the comfy thread and you should take your shitposts to the sticky
Why didn't the guy from take shelter win
>>79841295
>Moana
>Winning
Jesus, this delivery sounds so robotic.
Kumiko poster we need another stream
I haven't watched a single movie nominated at the oscars
>>79841295
I want to make Moana moan
Some fucking bong-eyed nigro shiteing on about shit
american television is so bad.
time after time looked so fucking dumb.
>>79841513
he's white
Alicia on the first page
>fuck borders and laws
pls labour camps when
>>79841543
I wonder if that's the same with most of America
I swear they did this food bit like 3 years ago
GUYS PROVIDE A FUCKING STREAM
>>79841500
Reminder you should fuck off to reddit if you keep getting triggered
FUCKING HOLLYWOOD EVERYTHING IS NOT ABOUT RAPEFUGESS
>art has no borders
What does this even mean
This is the most rich people thing I've ever seen
How can anyone hate on Jimmy Kimmel?
Who's that short-haired blonde with her tits out?
>>79841644
Comfy zone
OMG FREE THINGS FOR MULTI MILLIONARE SOCIALITES :DDD
WE WUZ VOYAGERZ
>>79841644
meatspin.net
heheheh
Did anyone get caps of Brie Larson's tits almost spilling out during Timberlake's performance?
wow rich people got sweets!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>79841550
I thought it was a parody at first, what the fuck even is that show, I'm tempted to watch it because of how stupid it is
wow red vines plug
thanks hollywood
>>79841295
Yes, I enjoyed it a lot more than Frozen, Inside Out or Zootopia. I feel like it wasn't pushed at all, and I feel like that was also because it wasn't something disney can push toys and market mostly to children.
>>79841550
then why are you here?
THIS DUDE IN THE DRESS IS HOT AS FUCK
>dude art has no borders
I wish every single one of these tards had 20 sandnigger migrants living in their home molesting their children and stabbing them
>>79841693
Because he decided to go full shill for some reason
>>79841693
Fuck yourself jimmy. You aren't funny
>>79841667
>Tell that to an art smuggler
Sofia is a very cute girl and if she wanted to spit into my open mouth I'd be like "OK, sure"
Arrival had great sound
WOW RICH PEOPLE ARE JUST LIKE THOSE PLEBS
>that hacksaw ridge scene
Looked awfully fake.
>>79841771
you seem agitated
>>79841644
http://www.navixsport.com/m/sport.php?id=2648
>>79841644
Bitch it's on public access TV
>>79841811
it does, what fucking movie were you watching get your eyes checked.
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This girl is more ripped than Captain America
>>79841543
Me neither but I've gambled on several of them
I'm more a technical analyst than a fundamental one
NOT LALALALALALALA
ARRIVED.com
LALA LAND BTFO
>>79841895
>EYES
you dumbass
Hey guys this is a nice chatroom.
>>79841785
But he's so much better than the past 3 hosts
Fill in the blank
I want to____Moana
>>79841295
I did. It was okay, but it wasn't anything like actual Hawaiian mythology so I was disappointed.
>>79841895
Why are you mad if we agreed
>that hammerhead shark in the crowd
>>79841811
At least it's not La La Land
>art has no language
>next presenter can't speak english
POTTERY
SQUID WORDS WINS
>>79841931
It wasn't a foreigner or person of color. Don't be an idiot, thats what this entire show is about tonight.
if you were in charge of dropping snacks at the oscars what would you drop?
me? i would drop crab legs
>>79841854
fanx m8
god bless you
How long until we get to the awards that actually matter?
>>tfw a tan Swede has darker complexion than a legendary """afro""" american computer
Pop a nut b
>>79841858
Why do you think most of us aren't stealing wifi from Mcdonalds for this
>>79841953
I hear through my eyes
>>79841771
Criticizing brown people for being violent doesn't really work when you simultaneously wish for peoples' kids to be raped and murdered.
The girl presenting the award was the alien chick from Star Trek Beyond right?
>>79841969
Ellen was great for memes
The only movie I paid for this year was Hacksaw Ridge. I hope based Mel wins something.
rogue one looks great in ultra hd
FUCK YEAH, HACKSAW RIDGE
YEAH, MELS BACK!
>>79841693
Becaus he's a faggot
NO APPLAUSE FOR STAR WARS
oh im bout to lose it
MEL'S BACK
>>79841982
buttmolest
or cuddle I don't mind
M E L
E
L
YEES MEL GIBSON
MOTY HACKSAW
>first win and 21st nomination
God damn
M E L
E
L
WE FUCKING DID IT BOYS
USAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSA
MEL MEL MEL MEL MEL
THANK MEL M8
LGTSS
>the city of La La Land
>that perfect switch from english to french from the announcer
kino
An energetic, genuine speech that just thanked people!
Hacksaw Ridge is utter shit but these guys deserved it I guess.
CHALK ONE UP FOR MY MAN MEL
THE JUGGERNAUT IS ON THE MOVE
i called this as soon as they announced the nominations
was there a way to bet on this?
IT'S HAPPENINGWhat is Sound Editing as opposed to Mixing? I know what the latter is, is Editing just QA for Mixing?
flavor savers are so 90s
Garfield is dating Kelly McDonald?
Mel looks so happy
>SLIGHT APPLAUSE FOR MEL
HE'S BACK
>>79841295
Why didn't the girl just ask Poseidon for help?
Or even Zeus for help?
Zeus likes making sure those damn Titans don't start getting uppity by throwing thunderbolts at them.
>bjork wasn't nominated
REEE÷EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>expecting the academy to award anything to a benghazi film
>>79842323
Paddy power ?
>Moonlight already won Best Supporting Actor
>Black filmmaker won Best Documentary
>/pol/ fags praising the Gods Mel's movie won the "good gun sounds" award
>>79842310
they all thanked people you brainwashed sheep.
Can someone explain to me what is /comfy/ about these threads?
They seem to be the same as the sticky.
how is feyd still alive
>le tweest: the mom was dead all along
woah
>>79842302
truly the hallmark of kinometre
>>79842296
YOU SHOULD'VE NEVER TRUSTED HOLLYWOOD
>>79842310
>not thanking the migrants who scrubbed the toilets in his trailer
literally Goebbels. can't wait to see the twitter warriors up in arms over this white monster.
>halie steinfeld
SIT ON MY FACE
>>79842436
far slower than the sticky
>>79842436
it doesn't move as fast, and it's less screamy/shitposty.
>the desk monkeys being the most modest
Who woulda thunk it
>>79842436
It doesn't have a zillion posts so it's more comfy
>>79842323
Yes, it's called "gambling".
>>79842539
and less /pol/bait
>>79842436
search for stealth and use that one if you want
>>79842433
Reading is hard
>chuck Norris memes
Sure is 2004 in here.
>>79842330
/pol, did you not get enough attention in childhood
>>79842609
Cry more redditshit
>>79842436
We just sit back and talk more in depth about our feelings
wow chuck norris jokes
TOPICAL, UNITED HEALTHCARE
>>79842609
>not baiting in the sticky whilst chilling in the comfy thread
I'm stacking up my (you)s tonight
>>79842695
I feelhorny:3c
>>79842664
Why does reddit project so much?
>>79842330
Sound editing is filling in the sounds in post, so windows breaking foot steps etc.
Sound mixing is vocal tracks, music, and sound effects and making sure none of it is too over bearing along with making sure there's a balance.
A good example of mixing is in The Social Network when they were in the club screaming over each other as it was so loud.
>>79842436
They just are m8
>>79842696
It's ironic meming like mew posting
Did goose bring a pornstar to the awards?
>>79842673
>>79842763
Back to your safe space, son.
How much do you think they get paid every time Kimmel says "junior mints"
fucking mel chompin a twizzler
>>79841295
This movie was garbage
1. Boring characters. Both of them look disgusting. Moana look generic at best.
2. Entire boring plotline on the fucking boat
3. Rehashed backstories. Moana is an Ariel rip off
4. Jokes are flat or they trying to be meta
5. Songs were horrible, so forgetable and not catchy at all. They were mostly spewing exposition in most cases.
6. The forced chicken and little tatooguy tried too hard as typical Disney mascots
7. Fucking ending, good to know the main hero is responsible for the death of everyone who ever dies and not only goes scott free but also gets rewarded
Seriously fuck this movie. A typical production made by black suits and created out of every Disney archetype. Seriously making a main character a woman or black will automatically have critics rate this as 95% on rotten tomatoes. Fucking brainless SJW's.
ayy
Are those massive coconuts next to Gosling attached to his MOTHER?
Save us Vince
>>79842784
That's Karlie, isn't it
Jimmy Kimmel is 10x better than Chris Cuck
Why did they snub her? :(
>>79842809
>>>/reddit/
Who was the chick with big tits next to gosling?
who is juggs mcgee sitting next to gosling?
I NEED SCREENCAPS OF MEL'S LAUGH
>>79841982
be pegged by
Jackie!
>>79842747
Lewd. Dont reply to me anymore
>>79842784
She's built like plank from Ed Edd and Eddy
These bantz suck
JACKIE CHAN
FUCK
Do you reckon they had time to put Paxton in the memorial?
>>79842784
>swn dress up in an SS uniform and step on your testicles
;_;
Jackie chan hella snazz nigga fleekin
Caspere knew this
Some one get that GIF/WEBM of Mel NOW
> these adverts
PURE
IDEOLOGY
When do they do the "everyone who died last year" tribute thing?
>>79842908
kek
Based Vince
Someone post these giant titties everyone's talking about, I missed them
>>79842823
>Moana is an Ariel rip off
Both wanted to go somewhere they weren't supposed to go because they were after something more than their home had to offer. Father says no you can't go. They go on their quest anyways in hopes of getting what they were after while sing Disney songs, and accompanied by their cute side kick pet. In the end they are rewarded, and get what they were after while making their fathers eat humble pie.
>can't wait for Trump to put the fucking dune coons in the camps and kick you filthy spics out
NO VINCE NO
>>79842995
Near the end
>>79842868
because they must have nominated Ruth N*gga
Good grief, whoever is directing the camera doesn't know whats going on.
FINARRY
DIS IS MINE
Remember when we had to pretend Lupita could act
Jackie Chan ladies and gentlemen
>>79843056
Also in the climax of the film they both battle larger than life sea monsters.
>>79843138
Oh come on, that scene was great. McQueen is a genius.
Can't see her being in anything else tho.
Dont worry, guys. We havent reached peak shitlib yet
>>79843204
Just wait till meryl gets up, full 10 minute diatribe and nobody will stop her
>privileged
SHUT IT DOWN
>>79843197
The scene was great. Her role wasn't particularly challenging
Holy shit Morrisey on stage
Holy fuck some of these people clap like retards
>women dont feel hatred
>all these retrospectives
Stop jerking yourself off, fuck
hmmmm let me guess.. blacks winlol
>wearing a hat indoors
this fucking guy
>>79843115
Yea what the fuck. Some of these angles shouldn't even exist, let alone be cut to.
>>79842796
Fuck these faggot frogs man. Travelling to cosmo canyon was a nightmare because of these cunts
FUCK YEAH WOMEN ARE SO GREAT EVERYONE
>opposing without hatred
meanwhile Hillary literally joked about destroying libya
>2 blacks
UH OHHHH
>Mel having fun and smiling
Feels good
>>79843231
AND HERE COMES MEL CHARGING ONTO THE STAGE
>>79843231
/thread
what an unbelievably dumb statement
i can't believe these people can get away with saying blatantly sexist shit just because men are on the receiving end of it
>>79843339
and trump joked about far worse.
>>79842823
>You're Welcome
>Not memorable
I can do the rapping part by heart while driving
>>79843181
>Volcano
>Sea
>3 black women nominated
nicole doesnt have a chance
hope Harris wins honestly, she was great
Welp Nicole lost
>>79843379
Hahaha like WWE
>>79843353
>3
AYO HOL UP
Octavia Spencer looks a lot more like a frog than frogfu t b h w y f
>>79843231
Michelle williams doesn't deserve an oscar
Michelle Williams is so freakin' cute
not only is it sexist and bigoted towards men because it implies women are these superior creatures who are just too noble and pure to feel hatred, it's also sexist towards women because it dehumanises them and implies they can't do everything men can
Everyone there but Mel and Vince has literally less than zero testosterone
DUDE SNOT LMAO
I hope viola goes up there and gives her best impression of the old woman they wheeled up there earlier
BLACKSWINLOL
wow they arent even trying to hide it
>>79843394
Did someone grab you by the cunt?
>>79843473
Yeah, it's not even a black thing, she just looks like a bullfrog
Highway robbery
>>79843056
>>79843181
Ariel commits suicide in the original Hans Christian Andersen version of The Little Mermaid. Since when does Disney give a fuck about being faithful to the original stories they chose tell? Are they remaining faithful to what Maui looks like do to fear of an SJW backlash ?
Just like when they named the Black frog princess Maddy, but were forced to chang the name to Tiana when black people started bitch that the name Maddy was racist some how? Does Disney have to be more careful when tell the stories of minorities do to being bullied, intimidated, and threatened by minorities, and SJWs?
Even when you create a 2D fully animated princess movie for them they'll always find something to bitch about.
> some say Maddy sounds a lot like Mammy.
oh wow im just so shocked by these results
3 for 3 when darkies were nominated
* ASTERISKS
Fuckin' hell traps on her.
mirin' had
>>79843547
The rock and jackie chan are pure testosterone
I thought she was fat.
Jesus Christ this woman is so overdramatic
Is Manchester by the Sea any good
WHITES KEKED FOREVER
SAY HELLO TO THE NEW MASTER RACE
will they still be able to whine that the oscars are racist after this year?
>>79843429
Her performance wasn't even that good.
>those traps
wtf i want 2 racemix now
wut
Daily reminder that she won the Tony for Lead Actress.
Quite literally just stole an award.
>EXHUME ALL THE DEAD
Fucking Satanists
I honestly feel sorry for these blacks, they;ll always be known as people who won oscars for being black
>HALLE BERRY-TIER SPEECH
alright get the fuck off the stage now
>>79843547
we get it, you want to suck dick.
>artists are the only profession that celebrates what it means to live a life
What the fuck does that even mean?
>>79843724
if you are no parent you won't understand it fully
also only actors know how to live a life xD
did she really just HAHAHAHAHA
WEW this speech is awful
>we are the only profession that expresses what it means to live a life
How conceited are these fucking people? Holy shit you make believe for a living.
Calm down Viola it's just a golden statue
>>79843810
Satanic pedophiles. These people have to be stopped
Hurry the FUCK up Viola
You think they won't play you off because you're black?
GET OFF THE STAGE BYTCH
>>79843741
NO MY OSCARS BLACKS CANT BE ACTORS OR ACTRESSES GOD DAMMIT SAVE ME TRUMP FUCK
what about doctors
;_;7
Fucking hell this is embarrassing
>>79843741
yeah Rodrigo Prieto will BTFO these whiteys
>>79843810
based satanists.
WRAP IT UP VIOLA.
>>79843898
Can you give me a basic gestalt?
>stories you want to tell
>literally play out someone elses' stories
>>79843724
really good. great acting.
dude, don't they feel shame that they're handing blacks more prizes just because of controversy...
I wish that black people could win without me being cynical about the academy's shitty motivations.
>>79843741
there was a an option on the academy award ballot
check here if you are experiencing white guilt and all of your votes will go to people of color
>>79843840
She means the people who have 9-5 jobs just exist. They don't live they don't push they don't do things that move others.
>>79843772
Congratulations on noticing the entire point behind all these wins.
RAISE THE DEAD
NECROMANCY NOW
How does it feel to be the last white generation?
PLAY THE FUCKING MUSIC ALREADY
She deserves another oscar for tgis performance
>SLOW ZOOM ON HER TEARY FACE
best performance of her career
>>79842823
>Both of them look disgusting.
can she stop speaking
>>79843840
>>79843880
Artists live on a higher plane of existence, us non-artists would never understand. They are like elves in LOTR.
A rare Biel was just spotted
>Mark Rylance as they walk off stage: "You speak very well for a monkey! Hohoho."
Go fuck yourself
The theater could collapse and take out 90% of these people and I wouldn't feel a thing.
THE CONTRAST BETWEEN EMMA AND THAT LARGE BLACK MAN
Well, this performance is better than Fences.
jesus christ shut up, how long is she going to talk
>>79843724
i looked it up based on the preview scene but apparently its a massive spoiler. fucking hate that shit
>sting
wow still absolutely nothing to look forward to
>WE ACTORS ARE SO AWESOME
every fucking year
>>79844032
AND WE'LL RISE UP
blacks get a whole minute eh?
>>79844051
Dats racizt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37-GbX3iKbU
>only acting celebrates life
Can't wait for this industry to die
>fucking Sting
How about no
this ad is pretty cool
mad but cool
>>79844073
Isn't Maui a fucking god
>>79844262
Look up "progressive stack"
Wow, Viola Davis' daughter looks a lot like Emma Stone
Actors are the most narcissistic people.
>>79844276
Then why are you here???
>>79844322
Demigod born human
that was a cute oinker
>>79843995
>I wish that black people could win without me being cynical about the academy's shitty motivations.
They can.
All you have to do is recognize that the winners here are extremely talented actors, actresses, and directors among the top of their craft.
>those traps
HOW
>>79844222
There aren't any spoilers in it, it's not about tweests.
Their kids literally die in a fire. Watch the fucking movie for the drama, dialogue and acting.
yfw niggers will still find something to complain about on social media
>>79844406
TRAPLORD
>>79844247
>>79844032
this hyperactiev bullshit is why no one will ever take racists seriously.
>dude women in science
>>79844363
>if you don't like the industry you must hate film
nah
that black girls feet on the dashboard in the hidden figures scene looked pretty good t b h
>>79844406
>HOW CAN SHE TRAP?!
>>79844415
thats the post i was looking for, thanks
>>79844416
as opposed to /pol/ who never complain about anything? LOL
>>79844324
>progressive stack
wtf
male scientists aren't treated like rock star celebrities either
why not promote science in general instead of making it gender specific?
>>79844646
Did you see the martian?
Kimmel posts in this thread?
>what if we treated Millie Dresselhaus like a celebrity?
Well we don't really treat any other engineers like celebrities, why would we
Elon Musk gets the star treatment because he's a mad billionaire making mad shit happen, space missions are a lot more entertaining than the study of phonons, electron-phonon interactions, and thermal transport in nanostructures
>implying any scientist receives that attention
>>79844416
If blacks won literally nothing at the awards, ofays at /tv/ would still find something to complain about.
>>79844646
that wouldn't be a wedge issue, now would it?
>>79844406
she must really like her shoulder shrugs
>>79844613
>muh /pol/ bogeyman
8 more years baby
>>79844613
Triggered
>>79844406
not natty
anyone said
>TRUMP
yet?
>>79844646
Theory of Everything?
A Beautiful Mind?
oh wow it's a Kimmel skit
I am a male computer scientist and I have never felt like a rockstar or celebrity in my life
Who the fuck goes to watch celebrities? That shit is fucking cringeworthy.
>>79844688
Musk isn't even a scientist, he's just a capital investor
>>79844755
literally mentioned in name at the beginning
FUCK YOU DAVID LETTERMAN
this seems like a security issue
they better not let those pleb stalkers in the building
>>79844730
>"not /pol/"
>posts pol meme
well well well.
>>79844735
nah
God I hate Kimmel so much
>>79844730
Frogposters need to leave, this is a comfy thread
The Apartment is overrated
>the tour bus is brim-filled with ISIS
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DUDE POWERFUL LMAO
>>79844825
Snowflake
>>79844795
He has a degree in physics though
How far behind is your stream you dumb nigs?
>>79844806
i bet they havent even be vetted properly
>>79844899
We can only hope
WOMEN ARE AWESOME!
Hey guys I'm on a tour bus and I'm gonna get to see some of the Oscar dresses! I'll post some pics here
>>79844964
im gonna start spoiling everything for them
>>79844964
is there a stream with no delay?
>>79844876
>>>/reddit/
the apartment is my favourite movie
fuck if i have to listen to this bitch tho
Charlize looks weird
>>79844943
oh. a meme word. how tragic.
>>79844899
Fucking Katy Perry slut whore I already fapped enough to you for a lifetime
>>79844876
Sorry, what are you gonna do to stop me
YASSSSS FUCK TRUMP AND FUCK WHITE PEOPLE
>>79845099
se mata retardado
>>79845046
it's called television
hahahahaha Trumptards BTFO
Oh god here we go.
FUCK TRUMP
DUDE DRUMPF LMAO!
>>79845099
Shirley MacLaine sure was cute
TRUMP BTFO
>>79845261
>>79845284
lmao triggered /pol/tards
>>79845215
no tv here and not from us
Why the fuck is Sting here?
>Banning immigrants is bad!
>ISIS is bad!
Really makes ya think
>>79845683
not all immigrants are ISIS is your problem there, friendo. like, hundreds of thousands of them.
>>79844646
>8/10 people get served a plate at the dinner table
>The two that didn't say that they deserve to eat too
>the eight faggots with plates say "dude everybody deserves to eat"
Wew, you're dumb
>>79845683
Trump is for ISIS now?
You redpill kids are so hard to follow.
hmmm how dare the US try to keep iranians out of their country:
https://www.tasnimnews.com/fa/news/1395/08/06/1223880/%D8%AD%D9%81%D8%A7%D8%B8%D8%AA-%D8%A7%D8%B2-%D9%88%D9%84%D8%A7%DB%8C%D8%AA-%D8%A8%D8%B1%D8%A7%DB%8C-%D8%B3%D9%BE%D8%A7%D9%87-%D9%85%D8%B1%D8%B2%DB%8C-%D9%86%D8%AF%D8%A7%D8%B1%D8%AF-%D8%AC%D8%A8%D9%87%D9%87-%D9%85%D9%82%D8%A7%D9%88%D9%85%D8%AA-%D8%AF%D8%B4%D9%85%D9%86-%D8%B1%D8%A7-%D8%B2%D9%85%DB%8C%D9%86-%DA%AF%DB%8C%D8%B1-%DA%A9%D8%B1%D8%AF%D9%87-%D8%A7%D8%B3%D8%AA
The IRGC "will be in the U.S. and Europe very soon," according to the Iranian military commander, who said that these forces would operate with the goal of bolstering Iran's hardline regime and thwarting potential plots against the Islamic Republic.
fuck drumpf tho
even the threads about it fucking suck