Is Weird Al our guy?

Not since UHF. Which is admittedly a masterpiece.

>>79819676
Yeah, hes not funny like the vast majority of this board

>>79819676
Is that Wolfgang Petry?

>>79819676
NO.

He's a dirty joke thief.

He stole the "Teaching Poodles to Fly" bit in UHF from Mr. Mike's Mondo Video's "Amsterdam Cat Swimming/Hanggliding lessons" bit.

Reddit Al.

His whole routine is incredibly easy to copy.

Watch.

THE BEATLES LET IT BE becomes a Weird Al Song.

>When I find myself reciting the Alphabet
>My preschool teacher comes to me
>whispers words of wisdom
>LETTER B
>When I'm pulled over for a DUI the cops ask of me. Please recite the alphabet start with B
>Letter b, Letter b, letter b, letter b
>one after a, but before C

>and when the profs grade above average students in the world today
>they write down on their homework
>letter B
>letter b, letter b, letter b
>Not quite an A job, letter B

there I wrote a weird al song

imagine being in such a state of arrested development that 'what if pop music was polka music' was funny

it's funny because it's pop music but instead of normal singing it's wacky silly words he's singing instead. i notice the difference and it's like huuuh? whaaa? that's not how the song's supposed to sound xD

my grandpa was in a polka band and he told weird al to fuck off one time

http://www.washingtonpost.com/sf/style/2017/02/16/how-weird-al-eclipsed-almost-every-star-he-ever-parodied/

>>79820279
Based Weird AL

>>79820232
Have you ever listened to a Weird Al song? Do you know anything about rhythm or cadence?
Your song was way off for cadence, there was no sensible way to fit the numbers in.
None of the lines were funny, they weren't even jokes.

>>79820232
>guffaws loudly
wow such mastery, ha ha it's funny because it's not like the original song at all. truly a musical genius. i'm thirty-five years old and haven't changed my clothes in four days

>>79820393
>None of the lines were funny, they weren't even jokes.

But that's a weird al song. He literally did one called Another one Rides the Bus yeah that's a fucking classic.

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>you will never have an adoring wife for 30 years

what if the green mile was called,
uh,
the green FILE gha ha ha ha because it's like a green file

ok guys what if
guys listen
what if ha ha ha
what if peaky blinders was called meaty grinders ha ha ha
ha ha you could get, like, a grinder thing and ha ha grind it a lil ha ha ha

>>79820556
>Meaty Grinders

Would definitely watch

>Tire Pressure
>goin' down on me
>goin down on you
>No man to ask for free air

>Tire pressure
>brings the sidewall down
>spits a tread in two

>puts people in the streets
>changin' tires

>um tssss tssa tssa ba babe
>um tss tssa tssa ba babe
>need a quarter for

>Tire pressure

>It's the terror of knowing
>your PSI is off
>Watcing some good friends
>pumping

>>79820232

You know that Sesame Street literally made a skit based on this very concept, right?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmVd9F1fW00

I've seen Weird Al live three times, he is my inspiration.

>>79820039
>bringing up reddit whenever irrelevant
We get it, you're homesick