You ready?
>>79819314
yeah man, gonna order the pizza soon, get hype
oh shit I cimpletely forgot it was today
>>79819314
oh my god you just made my day
this is TODAY?
in how many hours?
>>79819337
>>79819337
based
i'm ordering a chicken sandwich with fries and a diet soda
and of course orville redenbacher popcorn, the cadillac of popcorn
what's next for tim "libtard cuck" heidecker's career?
I'VE GOT THE OSCAR FEVER
HOPE YOU GOT IT TOO!
I don't even have popcorn. FML
>>79819367
>>79819398
yeah it's ridiculous that every time you want to talk about on cinema on /tv/ newcucks scream it's "reddit"
>>79819314
I give it 5 black men fucking my wife, and 1 cucklord
>>79819498
any possibility for you to go out and buy some?
>On Feb. 21, host Tim Heidecker announced On Cinema at the Cinema will be making its return for Season 9 this coming March. But the same cannot be said for the yearly On Cinema “Oscar Special,” which will be replaced by a similar (but potentially very different) Academy Awards-centric event under the sister name of Our Cinema, hosted by ongoing On Cinema guest Gregg Turkington.
>There’s certainly an internet buzz building around the return of On Cinema but, with the Academy Awards fast approaching, it’s Turkington’s controversial Our Cinema “Oscar Special” that’s getting all the attention on social media.
>It all began after Heidecker tweeted earlier this month that Dekkar aka DKR was booked to play a private party in Dubai on Feb. 26 and thus would “not be able to make Oscar Special tho.” After a heated exchange with his unofficial co-host, Turkington created a poll to measure internet interest in an “#OurCinema Oscar Special,” from which he received overwhelming support. The duo apparently reached a deal (as noted in Heidecker’s official statement from Feb. 22) and Turkington was ultimately granted rights to the Our Cinema name for the sole purposes of this year’s “Oscar Special.”
>Though nothing is yet etched in stone as far as Heidecker’s involvement in the special, he has hinted at a possible “call into the show” provided he’s not too “tired from rocking the house (in Dubai) with my signature beats along with Axiom and Manuel.”
>>79819586
it's sad that tim won't be there but at least gregg and mark will be
>>79819573
I could go to the gas station but they have much higher prices
I'll have to do it though
>>79819674
if tim doesn't show up i'll be pissed
>>79819764
this is a once in a year event
>>79820028
just came back from the gas station
got my popcorns here :)
when does it start?
Anyone else hoping Tim stays in Dubai and DOES NOT come on the show, get drunk, and ruin everything like always?
>>79820555
>>79819314
Got stream link
>>79819408
personally,
I'm ordering a mediumlarge dark pizza, and just sitting back and hoping for the best for Oscar
its very obvious that Tim's fictional event will fall through and he'll show up furious and drunk to ruin Gregg's midway through while trying to save face as well as verbally assaulting Gregg for attempting to pervert and co-opt the On Cinema brand despite giving it his blessing publically
I'd tell you to screencap this but why would anyone do that
>>79819824
>>79819586
it's obvious setup for tim showing up or constantly calling in drunk and ruining everything
i can't wait
>>79819497
POUR ME SOME BUBBLY NOW IT'S
ALL YOU GOTTA DO
SO, DONALD TRUMP
>>79820895
>>79820924
beat you to it nigga
i agree though, it'll be the funniest one yet though topping Tom Cruise Jnr from beyond the grave will be tough
>>79820878
theres only a section for one size
>>79820838
I see Act II and Act III but where is Act I?
Where will the stream be at again?
>>79820895
you insane? look at the fucking view from Tim's hotelroom right now
>>79820968
>[audience booing]
>>79821025
twitch
>>79821053
god this ep is going to be so good
this'll be tim paying to be in fantastic four times a thousand
>>79821103
he never paid to be in that, josh (tim's captain) offered him the role for free
will james dean be there?
Everyone should have in mind that Tim has 90% of his body burned.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZNF7-v-qGA
Also where is the stream?
Not sure how it'll be now that the Decker character has basically become who Tim is in that universe
How many hours from now?
Who On Cinema family here?
>>79821501
about 6
>>79821523
where can i get this
>>79821541
Fuck, I can't stay up that long
>>79821550
>>79821745
fuck im outside the us
>>79820968
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjOkff24kGs
Tim Heidecker is a cuck no thanks.
Did they do one last year? I think I vaguely remember it not being as good as 2015's
>with guest star Sam Hyde
>>79822719
hahaha good one!!!!!!!
>>79822789
ye they did
>>79819314
Fuuuuuck Im working. You faggots brigade every Tim and Eric thread with politics so much that I forgot this was even happening.
>>79822789
decker played a set, tom cruise heidecker was brought back to life by the power of cgi and gregg organized the reenactment of that painting
>>79821053
would have been funny if there was a subtle stock photo watermark or something.
Last night I finally got around to watching the first Oscar special. It was decent, I had some chuckles but a lot of it felt stretched out. Should I check out the other Oscar specials? Are they better than the first one?
Do you need to be caught up with the show itself to watch their Oscar specials, or can you watch them without watching the previous episodes?
>>79824426
definitely watch the other ones, they're WAY better 2bh
>>79824426
second oscar special is the fucking shit
>>79819824
you have 4 hours man how could you not have time to go?
Stream links you fucks?
>>79825386
Gregg should give us link 30 minutes before start on twitter.
>>79819314
What time? I haven't watched the actual Oscars in years thanks to this.
I won't stand for any Gregg bullying tonight from Tim.
https://twitter.com/timheidecker/status/835867304910974977
Tim Heidecker Verified account
@timheidecker
Good luck to the Oscar's tonight and to @greggturkington I'm in #dubai living my dreams #dkr #privateparty
>>79825893
He said we will get holographic appearance.
>>79825893
Thank the Lord Tim won't be there. Maybe this year we'll actually be able to talk about movies w/ a film buff hosting.
>>79821277
I hope so. He and Greg will team up and finally wipe the floor with Tim.
>>79824426
2015 is the best
The first couple are a bit naff.
>https://twitter.com/greggturkington
That logo.
>Our Cinema
We finally got a show about movies, it's about time.
>>79824426
2nd and 3rd are fantastic. 4th was weaker, but still better than first.
>DKR
Dark Knight Rises?
>2017
>Still watching movie trade awards
Ishygddt
where the stream at fellas?
>>79826276
At the last minute it will be revealed it isn't happening for whatever reason and that will be the joke.
>>79826276
stream will pop up when the heat
>>79826276
It'll be on youtube in 3 hours.
>>79827048
But they said there will be pre-game show??
>>79824426
The Oscar specials are some of the greatest pieces of comedy I've ever seen
>>79819314
MAD MAX
GIVING ALL THE LADIES HEART ATTACKS
>>79826273
>2017
>not knowing how to read
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZBsPmWExPL
a song for the ages
>>79824426
The format completely changes with the second one. Third Oscar Special has been the best so far. Though Gregg being dressed as a fucking Hobbit all of Oscar Special 2 alone makes it a close race.
>On Feb. 21, host Tim Heidecker announced On Cinema at the Cinema will be making its return for Season 9 this coming March. But the same cannot be said for the yearly On Cinema “Oscar Special,” which will be replaced by a similar (but potentially very different) Academy Awards-centric event under the sister name of Our Cinema, hosted by ongoing On Cinema guest Gregg Turkington.
what did they mean by this?
>>79820924
>it's obvious setup for tim showing up
I really hope he shows up, still recovering from the fire, and ruins everything by showing his hideous burns.
>>79827488
Vaping,not even once.
>>79827406
see
>>79819586
>>79819314
LINK???
https://youtu.be/H2syl-SJTYs
HEY GUYS
>>79826273
who is that?
Tim is DROPPED
>>79828742
VICTORVILLE
I GOT THE OSCER FEVER!
HOPE YA GOT IT TOO!
POUR ME SOME BUBBLY BABY
S'ALL YA GOTTA DO!
Let's hope Tim and Axium do an electronic mix cover of "Oscer Fever" for this year's show
>>79828831
Laughed so hard at how they kept showing this guy. The director on this show is responsible for at least 50% of the laughs.
>>79829019
I wouldn't be surprised if Tim is actually busy and we just a get a call in.
>>79829019
Same as this.
>>79829019
It slayed me. Sometimes it was a quick cut to his face his face or a slow fade in.
Either way it's the funniest shit ever.
>>79819586
Deckerheads BTFO
this shit is gonna suck
>>79819586
It's going to suck, Gregg is absolutely awful at putting together anything with class.
Just look at the failure that was Decker vs. Dracula
>>79830099
>implying
>>79827334
this isn't empty bottle
wtf where is the stream?
>>79828831
>>79830717
8:30 EST
Can anyone give me a working Oscars livestream website?
>>79830761
ooh right thanks senpai
>>79830336
is that james dean?? i thought he was dead wtf
https://twitter.com/OfficialTandE/status/836001443693809664
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwyVF3KSFHUuK2V5pwioYlQ
So how are you guys gonna balance this, and the actual telecast? Me, I think i'll just only occasionally turn my attention to telecast, during acceptance speeches, otherwise just Our Cinema.
Also what snacks are we rocking tonight?
>Can't help ya buddy
>>79831264
Norcos and Special K Red Berries.
>>79831264
If you're not chowing down on some popcorn tonight then you're just doing the whole thing wrong.
>>79831227
based
>>79831227
>that page doesn't exist
What did it say
>>79831264
why don't we have this flavor in our country
Are we in Bizarro world?
>FUCK GOD
>>79831738
He's not gonna be there.
>>79832222
Ominous quads.
https://www.youtube.com/user/theidecker
"I believe there's a martian shitting on the top of the world"
https://youtu.be/lei2iNKSeeg
>>79831455
Sounds good I like it
>>79831602
Not a popcorn guy, sacrilege to the on cinema family, i know. I'm a chocolate boy.
>>79831727
They only just came out a few months ago, and a couple new flavors past few weeks, so maybe give it some time.
WHEN DOES IT START
its a fakeout
no announcements nothing
this is unironically a yearly highlight of mine
I missed last years and was devastated
>>79832536
The actual Oscars has become unwatchable, thank God for this alternative
I'm a Bond fan
hoping for a big James Bond Oscar sweep
What the fuck is EST?
It's 7:30 in New York, is New York EST?
I'm a retarded foreigner, please forgive me
>>79832777
'Nother hour, bruh.
>>79832822
Thanks, just in time for my lunch break
>>79832288
>Atlas shrugged when the Clinton machine turned on
>Call me Ayaka.
>>79832822
http://itsalmo.st/#oscarspecial
Is this count down timer correct?
>>79832282
what the fuck, that fucker gregg changed tims youtube background immediately to our cinema
>>79832536
>this is unironically a yearly highlight of mine
i watch an oscar special every day when i go to bed
no joke
>>79833710
I once watched "Secret Window" every night for a year. It was the only movie I had on my computer, and it put me to sleep right away. I still don't think I've seen it all the way through in one sitting.
>>79833521
Yep.
>>79832536
Same here. I took work off today a few weeks ahead of time.
>>79833805
try watching al pacino's insomnia
Stream:
http://www.stream2watch.cc/live-television/united-states/abc-live-stream-usa
>>79833885
did anybody ask you why you were taking today off
>>79833949
fuck off
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80G38bxPeyI
can we all agree that tim >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> eric?
Tim's gonna freak
>>79834244
gregg>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>eric>tim
>>79834244
Chances Tim shows up drunk with Axiom after half way in the show?
WHO'S GONNA WIN
If anyone's still not clear - the show's going to be live on Tim's YouTube channel.
all the stars are out tonight!
>>79834755
>http://www.stream2watch.cc/live-television/united-states/abc-live-stream-usa
Who's gonna lose ?
>>79834755
>>79834758
#OurCinemaOscars special will be streaming live from @timheidecker's YouTube channel. Tune in- 5:30 pm PST
https://www.youtube.com/user/theidecker
>>79834670
I think it's very, very unlikely that he won't turn up.
>>79834758
thanks
>>79834832
maybe via skype? possible?
dubai has skype.
>>79834755
gregg says sully will win so i'm putting my money on that one
>>79819513
We've been discussing this since the first oscer special, the 12 year olds can fuck off.
who's gonna win who's gonna lose
>>79832072
i fucking loved that line
You're gonna take that knife out?
>No stream yet
FUCK GOD
>>79835380
ridiculous how tim treated a fucking legend like james dean
>>79835415
When has Gregg ever not fucked up an On Cinema production?
>>79835380
>this entire last part
>>79835415
>Gregg's stupid special will be happening in 8 minutes at my youtube channel
>>79835415
Victorville doesn't have streaming Gregg's gonna send us the VHS
Where is it streaming?
>>79834758
is it starting soon?
>>79835578
>>79835599
Read the thread.
>>79835438
To be fair, he thought he was just a drifter with a made up story. The DNA tests hadn't been done yet.
>>79835492
Last year's surprise was the first time he didn't cock it up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fVQtmMN_ao
>ITS BEEN
>>79835578
>https://www.youtube.com/user/theidecker
>>79835599
>>79835415
I dunno if I can watch this year guys. My heart still has a bittersweet sting after last year. :[
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4IViUHEPNs
>>79835677
When the fuck is Tim going to do live shows with Axiom and Manuel?
I'm glad that Tim wrote such a touching heartfelt song "Our values are under attack" that rallied the people and got Trump elected
hey guys
>>79835633
>Last year's surprise was the first time he didn't cock it up.
That's true, actually got me to feel sort of proud for his fictional accomplishment
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMIQEWdPaRA
ITS LIVE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMIQEWdPaRA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMIQEWdPaRA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMIQEWdPaRA
IT'S HAPPENING
#ourcinema
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNTjNkD7ifU
we need a live version
HYPE!!!!
Its on
>>79835938
what the fuck Gregg...
WHO'S GONNA WIN???
WHO'S GONNA LOSE???
Anyone know of a live chat for this?
Borderline unprofessional
>>79835938
>goodwill bag
lol
expert opinions
analysis
popcorn classics
>>79836170
4 or even sometimes 5 baggers
TURKINGTON SPOTTED
WE LIVE NOW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMIQEWdPaRA
HEY GUYS
>>79836257
oh shit
>>79835938
>>79836127
This doesn't feel good guys. :/
>>79836225
when you got movies like tom cruise in them, you can't lose
MIC CHECK
MIC CHECK
This is already way better than any On Cinema special
CONFIRMED OSCARS RIGGED
ONLY TITLES BETWEEN A AND N ENDED UP BEING NOMINATED
doing some oscar codebreaking it seems
#HobbitHead2017
this shit is fucking depressing guys
what was he thinking doing this without tim???
PROKSCH
>>79836483
He'll show up
Comfy time
based fucking mark proksch
Mark is on, bitches.
>>79836522
he's partying in dubai right now...
hahah this is awful
Please be Tim
wow unprofessional
phones on silent please
This breaking my heart. Is this the squeal to Entertainment?
Tim's calling
TIM
Based Mark getting pineapple juice for free.
10/10
tim is probably trashed as usual
DKR LOGO SPOTTED
inb4 Tim crashes the show and shoots Gregg in cold blood.
>>79836737
How many bags is that
Tim keeps calling and hanging up
#OscarSoAThroughM
#OscarsSoAThroughM
>>79836781
Five bags of popcorn, and a soda.
>>79836852
I think Greg is denying his call.
Not cool t b h
>>79836852
No, it's Gregg not answering the call because he's butthurt at Tim not showing up and being passive aggressive
>>79836483
he's nothing without tim just like eric isn't
dear god
those lamps
i'm fucking dying
this hurts my soul.
>dat single camera setup
>dat cameraman crossing in front of the camera
>that shitty humming background noise
>that houselamp for lighting
Is this kino?
Gregg nearly started laughing there
this is hilarious
popcorn and pineapple juice what the fuck Mark fucing dummy
this is difficult to watch
genunely depressing
Damn, BASEBALL CARDS looks like he lost some weight, good for him
I'd actually really admire them if it was this shambolic all night, but they've got to have something up their sleeves with Tim.
STOP MESSING WITH THE CAMERA REEEEEEEEEEE
wow what a shitty production, tim really needs to be there
goddamnit stream is lagging
>>79836997
This is On Cinema's "Inland Empire"
what a fucking disaster
>mark dropping the pineapple juice
>>79836997
It's definitely Dogma 95 as fuck. Shit isn't handheld or shot on 35mm though.
>>79837098
they don't have the on cinema budget
This is nearly as bad a trainwreck as the actual oscars
Tim wont stop calling
it's actually amazing how bad this is
i love it
I'm laughing so fucking hard
stream lagging for anyone else?
Gregg's definitely going to break soon if they don't cut. He's on the edge already.
>>79837101
lel
>>79837231
naw good on my end
Just tuned in, did I miss anything good so far?
Also when are we predicting tim crashing this shit
Tim turns up right at the end having taken a flight back since they wouldn't answer at the start.
hahahah god this is so funny
>>79837162
It's actually been smoother than the third special, that shit was unwatchable for the first hour.
Greg can't hold his laughter lmao
WHAT THE UFCK Hihduahusdhuasuhaduhauhauhauhauhah
James, coco and the rest
I've never seen Gregg break so much
gregg's breaking character
jesus christ that hand hahahaha
>>79837311
They've leaned really heavily on the shambolic thing so far - and it's fucking hilarious - so I think they're going to have to bring Tim in soon. There's no way they can keep up this momentum for long.
the fucking hand kek
I'M FUCKING IN TEARS
fuck im officially not a gregghead anymore
gregg needs to step out to laugh for a second
Where are they filming this? Some corner of a warehouse?
>>79837500
timheads are the best, fant4stic rules
Mark Proksch's ability to stay in character is so underrated, all the shit falling around him and he's just staring gormlessly out like an idiot
I'm depressed now.
>no titles cards or trivia to cut away to
I slightly burned my popcorn but I'm still eating because I feel like it enhances the tone of this year's special so far.
>>79837423
>>79837553
BUTBLASTED GREGGHEADS SO BTFO THEY CONVINCED THEMSELVES HE'S JUST PLAYING A CHARACTER
laffin'
>>79837650
It's really impressive. Even Gregg, who has to hold it together for hours as Neil Hamburger, is breaking.
>>79837643
Fantastic 4 was at least memorable, nobody's talking about ant man anymore.
>>79837706
the trivia was fucking hilarious, it was always weirdly morbid
Why's it on Tim's channel?
>>79836949
Oh, God!
>>79837799
cool let's turn this thread into another capeshit thread
>that fucking night stand
KINO
I
N
O
Is there a gremlin running around wrecking the set? What's happening????
>>79837706
i'm more annoyed by the fact there's no oscar special music
>>79837832
Cartoon network wouldn't have them on their channel without Tim.
>>79837650
I never can handle him.
>I died in 1975
This is such a perfectly bad category. 'Most disappointed Oscar runner-ups'.
>>79837993
My bet is Tim sent some people out of spite
Mark being too sweet to complain about the lights :3
fuck my sidessss
helpp
>Gregg says Minnie Driver
>quick flash of Minnie Mouse
>his face
jesus
VOTE
http://www.strawpoll.me/12426892
>>79838074
>I died in 1975
BOING
>>79838057
so why's it on Tim's channel? He refuses to be in it, but he's fine with promoting it o his channel?
>Gregg in the dark
>Mark in the light
This was the last time they spoke as friends.
>>79838120
Hahaha! Best start in years.
>Tim
TIM!
TIM ALERT
OH SHIT THE KING IS HERE
BASED
FUCKING
TIM
>>79838186
hahaha
>>79838026
Oscar fever is dead baby.
>DONT CARE, REALLY
kek
call dropped
tim does not sound well
I hope someone capped that pic of Harrison Ford on the TV
>Unbelievable food
>>79838185
Allegedly, Gregg paid him for this shit.
So Tims not going to be in it?
do we know who is?
oh god poor Mark
tim should be interned
>>79838462
joe estevez is gonna call in at some point
TIM BTFOING GREGG SO HARD
Cameraman is losing his mind.
>>79838462
I'm still not 100% sure he won't turn up in person.
>tim bullying mark
:(
This is honest to God, breaking my heart.
Stay strong On Cinema Family.
Gregg is getting some balls.
Tim BTFO
Mark is killing it lol
did it just lag for anyone else?
>>79838869
yup
god tim
you gotta take it easy
you're partying in dubai
>>79838869
it's tim pulling the plug
>>79838869
yea
>>79838527
nice!
>>79838869
Yes.
What's the new post limit?
>>79838869
Yeah, me too. Too much agro from Tim.
>Tim getting this steamed
there is no way that Tim isn't gonna show up to crash this thing
OSCAR FEVER
Bump limit
>>>79838958
>>>79838958
>>>79838958
>>>79838958
>>>79838958
Come on, get back to the movies Gregg. Don't let Tim ruin this.
>>79838869
Aye.
OSCAR FEVER
Mark telling Gregg to hang up on Tim unironicallly pisses me off.
HOPE YOU GOT IT TOO!
>Hobbit picture in the background
Gregg breaking character again in 3... 2...
TIM COME BACK WE NEED YOU
i'm like an empty bottle
Mark has dropped or knocked over everything within reach of him.
Oh man, this is my favorite time of year. Love these threads. Hopefully Tim doesn't drink too many diet cokes.
What do you guys think? Is he lying about being in Dubai?
oh god