Keeping Up with the Kardashians

>>79817610
She's like a mix between kim kardashian and daddario

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reminder that all chicks should get body shape surgery so they aren't fridge

>inb4 wuh this is the same person

yes its the same person you fucking retard

Kendall >>> Kylie.

Khloe >>>> Kim and Kourtney

Khloe used to be disgusting but DAT FUCKING ASS. Plus she's more tomboyish than Kim and Kourtney. She'd probably be rough as fuck and nasty as hell in bed a la Gianna Michaels.

dumb plastic bitches

>>79817706
>she even had feet surgery to improve her foot game

Now that's what I call dedication. It's hilarious how they all deny that they've ever had surgery even though it's fucking blatantly obvious. Why do celebs try to deny the shit to the general public when behind closed doors they admit that they've had work done? I mean EVERYONE in hollywood (females) have had work done...so why are they so fucking ashamed? It's beyond retarded. God celebrities are so fucking stupid.

>>79817708
>not knowing kourtney is best girl

>>79817610
Her hand looks like it belongs to a witch.

stinking shitskins

>>79817706

The fuck.

>>79817706
>body shape surgery
She's had some work done but that's all exercise and a good waist-training corset

>>79818038

you're fucking retarded

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kylie has literally perfect feet

they're gorgeous

>>79817706
lel she actually had her lower ribs removed

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>>79818080
You've never been with a woman

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sexual soles and toes

>>79818038
> waist-training corset

/fit/ here, kill yourself

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I want to service her feet with my mouth

there's not one real thing left on Kylie's body

>>79817881
>>79817706
>>79818134
Did she have surgery to become a shitskin? What the fuck?

>>79817881
She was cuter before the surgery.

>>79818205
she got facial surgery to look more like kim

B L A C K E D

it hasnt been good since 2012

>>79818125

you
are
fucking
retarded

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her feet are love

>>79818272
If there was ever an argument in favor of the Armenian genocide the Kardashians are it.

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>>79818173
why tho?

>>79817610
worst season

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>go out
>see this

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her feet are life

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I-I-ITS A CORSET

and that totally not fit body at all

its just training too!!

god damn retard

>>79818309
compelling argument m8

kylie is literally the worst one and its always this samefag who makes this thread

>>79818324
creepy ginger

>>79818311
what is that? before she got her new ass and new tits

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*blocks your path*

Kylie has a more or less mediocre body, as compared to her sisters. I'm glad you all are finally realizing this

>>79817610
She looks like a prostitute.

>>79818324
Because there's no such thing, dumbass.

>>79818309
sounds like something a kissless virgin would say

>>79818452
source?

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>>79818096

>>79818415
>baby's first bait
awwwwwwwwwwww

>>79818491

>he thought she was wearing a corset in the OPs pic

>too fucking retarded to have seen her in a bikini>>79818491

>>79818365
how do you explain that kendall has a body of a normal healthy woman and not some retarded proportions like kim and kylie

you cant

>>79818495
powerful jeff rogan

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>>79817706
Here's a side by side comparison

>>79817706
she was still a fucking child in this picture

>be blessed with god tier genetics
>fuck up your body and face with cosmetic surgery before allowing them to grow and develop naturally

truly a shame, cause she looks good despite the obvious artificial enhancements

>>79818525
Get ya eyes checked permavirgin

>>79817777
>the breeder
>best girll

Nah. I'd put her behind Khloe and Kendall though.

>>79818527
>>he thought she was wearing a corset in the OPs pic
>dat reading comprehesion

A waist-training corset isn't something you wear outside, dear.

>>79817610
Why is that girl outside in her underwear?

>>79818573
at least her jaw is still real kek
her nose too probably

all camelfuckers should be gassed

can't wait til these cunts start aging horribly and look deformed as a result of all their plastic surgery.

>>79818352
>rape
>happily do the time

>>79817610
Built for black cock.

>>79817706
I would have destroyed that...anally too. She looks just like those chicks you see in those fake backroom casting couch videos.

>>79818399
BRRAAAPPPP

>>79818612
kendall > kourtney > khloe > kris > a steaming pile of dog shit > kim > kylie

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>>79818615

>still going along with his meme
>he actually thinks women can change their body that much with "training"

>his proof is jwow and a picture of ass
>the family known for ass implants

>>79818591
>baby's second bait
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

>>79818684
That should be the trademark of some LA plastic surgeon.

>>79818698
careful, friend. i got a 24 hour ban for that the other day. some mods still haven't taken the BRAP-pill.

>>79818399
>inb4 brap guy

Incredible. What kind of surgeries can you do to your body in order to look like that?

So do Kardashian girls get heavy plastic surgery as a birthday present or something? Every time one of them hits 18 they turn into a silicone sexbot.

>>79818770
>rib removal
>hip implants
>ass implants
and you're pretty much done

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>>79818699
Kris is a gilf.

>>79818774
Attracting a superior black male requires effort. No girl wants to shame her family by bringing home a limp whiteboi.

>>79818704
The saddest think about Kim and a lot of the Kardashians is that they look a trillion times better with clothes on. I saw Kim's nudes and I was just so fucking disappointed. I mean who pays thousands to millions of dollars on surgery to only look good with clothes on and but trash without. I'll never understand it.

>>79818770
All of them

>>79818322
the young ones got no armenian in em tho

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>>79818704
>this is the body of the "corset training" bodies he posted

yeah totally changed her body out of her bikini bro!!!

>>79818815
Black dick is expensive

>>79818802
if you're not joking, you're mentally challenged

>>79818818
>who pays thousands to millions of dollars on surgery to only look good with clothes on and but trash without
retarded shitskins

>>79818818
So... when did you tell your parents?

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kanye is next

>>79818881
damn you're sad

>>79818699
Switch Kourtney with Khloe and you're 100% right lad.

>>79818804
Is it weird I'd fuck Kris before fucking Kylie? I mean I'm okay with some plastic surgery because I know every single whore in hollywood has had work done, but just going completely overboard with it like that it's just...like come on. And she didn't even wait until she was like 21-24 to it either like most of the sane whores, she just went full out at like 16 lmao what an idiot. I'm sure this won't impact her negatively at all when her body parts are falling apart/off by age 30, if she intends to live that long anyway..

>>79818866
It's worth every cent.

>>79818804
Bruce is a milf

>>79818909
He'll probably kill himself.

>>79817706
This is getting into Bernstein Bears territory. I kinda don't believe it although it verifiably happened.

>>79818882
Debatable. There are more white "people" doing this dumb shit in hollywood than shitskins though.

>>79818902
>le ur gay meme
Now look at that previous pic and then post a pic of Kim's bare ass and tell me that looks better than the previous picture faggot. She looks a million times better in a tight dress than with her disgusting tits out.

I'd still smash though.

>>79818912
kourtney is funnier and hotter though

>>79818909
>that pic of Lamar

K E K, please someone tell me they have a full res pic of that.

Also Kanye didn't really need the Kardashians, his ego and shit was enough to drive him crazy before he ended up with Kim. In fact their level of craziness is probably counter-acting his level of craziness and is bringing him away from the ledge honestly.

>>79817610
>wanting to follow the lives of rich niggers who are famous for being famous


fuck of you degenerates

>>79818324
Wait are you trying to use that picture as an example of corset training? Don't be a fucking retard that is muscle gain.

>>79817708
Kendall is the only attractive one.

>>79819074

he fucking used JWOWW as proof of corset training

hes fucking retarded all the way

>>79818992
She looks great nude, you're just gay.

>>79818573
literally only difference i see is the lip injections. other than that she is older now vs when she was like 15 and now she has more make up on.

>>79818612
At least she's not a niggerlover like the rest of the family

>>79818399
*braps you path*

>>79819199
You're fucking stupid, and blind. You're butters in the episode of South Park with the photoshopping.

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>>79820517
rude

>>79818818
KimK honestly looks hot as fuck naked dude, i fapped to her many times and even now i could probably. What a fat beautiful ass goddamn..

>>79820604
that was like 20 years ago though, her ass looks like 60lbs of chewed bubblegum now

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>>79818399
Oh shieet this is amazing too goddamn lads

What a legendary thread T B H

>>79817771
same reason every bodybuilder denies taking roids. it's bad for image, advertisement, sponsoring.
as long as there are idiots out there who think she got this pretty in just 30 days by using this new skin creme, she'll keep pretending.

>>79820573
No, I'm your son. Thank for passing the retard gene, pop.

>>79818912
Kris is the king-maker, power player, puppet-master. She is first-rate in business over her children

is it even possible to have a surgery that gives you 10/10 hips?

>>79817610
Keeping up with rich skitskins

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>>79822446
i don't know but she sure did it somehow, that's enji-tier

the W and T are silent

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>>79817610
>>79817643
>>79817706
>Wearing a corset
>body surgery


hmmmmm

>>79818134
looks like pepe

4chan can we get a pepe face on this photograph?

>>79817610
delete this thread

>>79818909
scotts our guy

>>79818096
>those cut marks
hmmm

>>79817706
Wuh this is the same person?

These women are all so disgusting except the young Jenner one hat actually models. I hate that women want to look like them, here is not quality about them that is appealing. Even the thing that queen mongoloid Kim is famous for is surgically attached to her body.

>>79818449
>implying she isn't

>>79822305
>You're a fucking moron
>Y-Y-Y-YEAH WELL YOU'RE MY DAD SO THAT MEANS I GOT IT FROM YOU CAUSE YOU'RE ALSO RETARDED

What a shitty insult

>>79817881
WHY DID NEGROID LIPS BECOME SO POPULAR

>>79818399

I would block her asshole, if you know what I mean.

>>79818399
is this micealice?

>>79818399
Why is it so hard to find newer videos of her to download?

>>79817881

finally some lip surgery that came out alright and the girl doesn't look like a monster

>>79823706
>triggered enough to reply
Settle down dad, you're embarrassing our family

>>79818704

>Ass implants

That is just the result of pregnancy you virginial fuck

You would be amazed at how wide already big hipped women can get after giving birth.
Obviously when hips widen the ass does too, combined with a bit of weight gain an it can easily double in size

>>79823877
Those are just called lips. White people with no lips look weird. You can't trust them.

t. white guy with a pair of lips on him

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>>79817881
testing...

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>>79820517

I knew this was coming but i still audibly kekd

>>79823706
Confirmed for retarded dad

>>79823706
put some ice in your butthole faggot

>>79817881
>>79824427
Nah, that girl's lips look weird in the pic on the right. In the pic on the left, you can see she's pulling her lips on for whatever reason, but on the right she looks like a doll.

>>79824293
Yes, can't you tell from her sickly mixed race skin tone?

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superior modified human reporting in

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>>79824447
i do believe that is indeed the same girl

>>79818495
seriously. how do people live that life. like look at him.

>>79824494
She just looks like a white girl with a tan. Isn't she from Australia or something? They've got all those beaches.

>>79824487
But she's not pulling them. Look at other pics of her at that age. She just has thin white people lips.

>>79818902

theyre ded you motherfucker im going to fuck youre ass up you peace of shit im a fucking navy seal

>>79817706
>reminder that all chicks should get body shape surgery so they aren't fridge

No it's perverse and not in the good way.

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one day women will evolve into creatures with only breasts, hips, and ass

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>>79824606

god in heaven gave us the technology to make women to look like the number 8, why do you deny god's gifts?

I'd choose alice over all these fake bitches

>>79824524
>>79824635
>>79824680
disgusting

please stop

>>79822858

>not reading the entire thread before being retarded

>>79824424

>enough time has passed since the start of this thread so time to meme again!!

you gonna post JWOWW as proof that people can change body shape again?

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>>79824732

this is the future they chose, revel in it

>>79817610
>>79817643
Ladies and gentlemen, I would - as they say - be all up in that.

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>>79824732

are you not an ass and tits guy? are you a legs guy?

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>>79824713
alice will always be our girl

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>>79824732

look at the muscles

>>79824873
did her pimp finally let her go?

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>>79824732

just look at the muscles

It's crazy, none of these teenage girls seem to realize tens of thousands of dollars worth of sugery is how you get to look like Kylie. These Kardashians are damaging an entire generation of girls with their ridiculous expensively purchased beauty.

>>79818698
Like clockwork

>>79824524
>>79824585
>>79824635
>>79824680
>>79824795
>>79824836
>>79824890
>>79824930
doing gods work, anon

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>>79824921
what pimp?

she stopped living with her freeloader bf like 6 months ago

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>>79824965

no price is too high to be part of the future that is now

>>79825062
the one making her camwhore aka her bf

Why is my dick so hard

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>vagina

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>>79825111

because all humans are born with one instinct above all else

to love in this order

1. tits
2. ass
3. god
4. country
5. family

>>79818449
Who said she isn't one?

>>79823877
It's just called full lips

Her shit looks funny cause it's injections, but she had really thin lips before so guess it's an improvement

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>>79825103
no one is making her cam. alice is her own woman.

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stop posting that underage shitskin and start posting true fertile human body nature wonder

>>79825420
I got called a pedo from a girl for posting a GIF of her eating pizza.Even though she dates a 50 year old

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>>79825481

can't we all get along?

>>79824424
Look at her legs, thin then immediate curve. She has a fat ass but thinner thighs, this is the result of ass injections.

No pregnancy could target a specific location with fat.

more like keeping up with the cosmetic surgery

She looks kind of strange in some of her photos. She needs more fat on her thighs to fill in the gap in the middle

daily reminder that alice poster spends 1k a month on that whore lmao

>>79825334
>called full lips
They are nigger lips.
White lips are supposed to be thin.

>>79825610
literally this

>>79818399
That's such a fake ass

>>79825768
they are all fake there is not a real ass in this thread.

>>79825768
yep. but people will continue to delude themselves into thinking she's natty

the average person is terrible at spotting fake asses desu

>>79825710
>Thin-Medium-Full

Most white people have medium lips, thin is disgusting. They have the mouth of a emeciated corpse.

>>79818449

That's why it's hot.

That's the kind of woman you do every nasty thing you ever wanted to do.

>>79818324
>2017
>Believing she didn't get ass implants

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA

>>79818125
Being born a woman is like being rich and getting poor with time
Being born a man is like being born poor but becoming rich with time

the number years where a woman is desirable is way smaller than the years where most go to shit

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>>79825492
girls that date men 10+ years older are always so unpleasant

their bimbo degeneration is so pleasurable to observe they'll keep getting more and more addicted to body modification until they become nothing more than giant asses and tits fixed to the floor and unable to move and they'll stay there forever begging for cock just like they always wanted as giant human fuck mattresses and they'll love it

>>79825265
>putting women over family, god and country
This is why you westerners are going to shit

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>>79825768

do you think it'll make much of a difference when she's sitting on your face?

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>>79825971

you can't put your dick in any of that

>>79826065
You can't put your dick in any of the women you're currently posting

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>>79825768
but it looks so soft...

>>79826065
Neither can you

>>79826118
You can't be this stupid. Her ass is so fake. You obviously have thousands of videos of her, look at the ones from 2013.

>>79826165
I'm gonna need a side by side comparison here.

>>79826118
>>79826118

LOL that looks like some fucking CGI ass. THey've gone so far that plastic surgery has entered an uncanny valley of its own.

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>unironically watching fucking kardashians and supporting their lifestyles by giving them attention
>also, being a fucking footfag

>>79826118
this is fake af
literally hood stripper tier

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>>79826291

holy shit what the fuck

peaked glasses

this is the greatest thing I've seen ever

what an amazing fucking idea

PEAKED GLASSES

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>>79826359
>>79826244
>>79826165
ur all so dumb

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>>79826316
>unironically using a picture of a tryhard edgy murderer who makes """""""""music"""""""""" that sounds like flies fucking to express yourself

>>79826359
>>79826244
>>79826165
Can someone explain to me how you "fake" an ass? do they just put in implants or what? because just adding mass doesn't guarantee an attractive shape, and there's bound to be some scars.

>>79826468
is she even going to college or something?

>>79826473
you're still the one who's actually watching fucking kardashians

>>79826468
Go ahead. Show me your proof her ass isn't fake. Because her body has lost weight and her ass has gained it.

>>79826540
Not him but that's not how it works; it's you who have to prove it's fake.

>>79826540

>prove the absence of fakeness

Literally how

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>>79826538
I'm not the guy you replied to earlier, and I don't watch it. Just stop posting this faggot loser Christian Vikerens. Sick of seeing his dumb pathetic murderer's face all over this site.

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yassss bitches

post the only one that matters now!

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>>79826540
she's actually gained weight in all her body. from 2014 to mid-2016 she was borderline anorexic.

>>79826604
>>79826601
It's quite simple, show me a pic of her from 2013 of her ass. She used to not be as /fit/ and her ass should be either the same size or bigger.

This guy only posts shit of her from 2015 at the earliest.

>>79826709
lets hope she dies

>>79826734
>She used to not be as /fit/ and her ass should be either the same size or bigger.
Well if she wasn't as /fit/ then shouldn't her ass be smaller back then?

>>79817706
In one pic she is a child, in another one she is a woman. Its called puberty.

>>79826844
No because she was more fat, then got rail thin then got fit. But her ass was always flat as shit until sometime last year.

>>79826881
my little anon can't be this delusional

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>>79826844
yeah

when a fit girl has a great ass it's mostly muscle.

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>>79818909
>Alcoholic
>drug addict
>fat fuck
>tranny

what else is missing?

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>>79826521

>>79825610
Her ass has been x rayed and proven real. Get over it.

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>>79826940
>bodyweight squats build ass meme

fucking normies

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>>79826888
lol

google miss alice ass and you get this gif from 2013. how is this """"flat""""?

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>>79826521

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>>79817881
that's almost Ariel Winter tier massacre

>>79818175
i want to service my fist with your mouth

>>79827018
How much are those pl8s? I can never tell with those bumper plates but those look like 25s.

Is there any way to tell a fake ass from a real one, outside of outlandish proportions? Like you can tell fake tits from real pretty easily

>>79827058
Yeah and this looks nothing like any of the Kard's.

>>79817610
The only fuckable one is Kendall and you know it

>>79827055

Well it might not be completely flat, but there isn't much ass to be had here.

>>79827055
Ah yes the old back arch scoliosis to fool people into thinking you have an ass. No doubt wearing six six inch heels too.

kek try harder.

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>>79827313

>find me evidence
>here is some evidence
>b-but ehh ha ha ehhh um it's not so you're not a cool guy? i-it doesn't count because because uhm

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>>79827313
I think you have issues.

>>79827190
unless her ass is like bella bellz then it's hard to know for certain. I have a few warning signs though, although it's geared towards instagram sluts.

if she's got twig legs and a huge ass, it's probably fake. if she claims to be a fitness model yet never posts videos of her lifting, then it's probably fake. if her exercise videos are retarded bodyweight stuff (jen selter squat jumping up stairs like a retard) or use super low weights (iskra lawrence doing retarded smith machine squats with 20 pounds), then it's probably fake

>>79827175
95kg

>>79817881
disgusting

>>79827471
You deny her ass is fake. You deny that she's in debt. You are the one with the issues.

>>79827359
arching backs are such a weal move
also why if shes doing hardcore squats she has so thin legs

>>79827547
lel she's in debt? no wonder

>>79827589
We're all in debt. What does that even matter?

>>79827618
>amerifat has a 40,000 debt from a shitty college
sorry blud

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>>79827547
I never denied she was in debt.

She made a couple really long posts about it, all her regulars know about it. She has it under control though.

>>79818352
I would genocide that ass

>>79827731
god damn i wish i was a dumb cunt that could use her dumb cunt for money

I don't think Alice's ass is fake. I had a gf with the exact same build as her. It comes with the muscle tone. What looks fake about it is the fact that she contorts her body to an extreme to emphasize one of her glutes.

>>79827618
lel speak for yourself buddy

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>>79824680
god gave us women who looked like the number 8, but mankind fucked up and now has to resort to human artificiality to poorly emulate paradise

>>79827781
>i live with my mom and work at 7-11
>i don't have any debt
Congrats, you beat the system

>>79817777
Quads confirm
Kourtney is S A V A G E
She is the only self-aware one
She recognizes her whole family's lives are absurd

>>79818205
it's called being tan

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>>79827779
it's her job to make her ass and tits look as good as possible.

when she isn't doing that it looks perfectly natural.

>>79827854
no not really, we're not all americucks with a giant uni debt buddy ;^)

>>79827731

How could she be in debt? She must make bank camming, no?

>>79827909
Then you have a life time of VAT or some equivalent tax to pay.

>>79824269

you mean, buy her a lot of cheese pizza?

>>79825940
>girls that date men 10+ years older are always so unpleasant
I concur. Absolutely agreed.

>>79828005
Nope but thanks for your interest

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>no one has posted pics of /ourgal/ kendall yet

Absolute shit taste.

>>79827950
She bought a house and didn't realize she had to pay tax on her whorebux.

>>79827908
People think this is fake? Rofl no wonder you think the Kardashians are fake.

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>>79827950
it all happened in her first year of camming.

she probably made around 150k and spent most of it partying with friends, helping her family, spoiling her bf (who has no sense of money at all) and taking an expensive 3 week trip to hong kong.

the IRS caught up to her soon after.

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This is the perfect body

>>79828254
whos that?

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>>79828280

My wife

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>>79828368

What is it that makes most girls look exactly like her?

>>79827950
she put her money on butt injections

>>79818365
She posts about corset training and stuff though, she does it.

>>79818365
obvious body manipulation from foreign mechanics

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Can cellulite be cured ? My gf body is perfect but the butt cellulite ruins it, she's not even fat or chubby.

>>79828658
with exercise, yes

>>79828658
start eating bio food and excercise

>>79828280
Yovanna Ventura. She went to my high school in Miami, tall sexy Dominican girl, her only claim to fame is fucking Justin Beiber.

>>79828005
>Amerifuck can't comprehend not being in massive debt
Figures

>>79828248
>the IRS

She's a New Zealander though. How does the IRS have any jurisdiction over her?

>>79817881
bitch had a face transplant damn

>>79828869
I kind of feel bad for her in a way. She grew up in an incredibly rich family. She didn't need to do this.

I mean whatever, her life is probably still fine, but what kind of psychological pressure do you have to be subjected to as a child, in order to make you basically transform every single aspect of your face, body, and hair, the moment you turn 18?

>>79817610
realdoll when?

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>>79828809
the kiwi IRS whatever it's called

she's online now btw

>>79828941
lol idgaf, her videos are boring as shit except for that one where she sang along to "Feel Good Inc." in her goofy little Pacific Limey accent. The rest of it is just generic fingering.

>>79825999
This body shape is so retarded. Do you know what a 4ft tall bitch looks like with a body like that? A fat troll is the answer

>>79827058
I don't see any difference in ass size except that now there's a spot of blood and some marker lines.

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>>79828993
link?

>>79828917
its means youre completely devoid of any confidence. she was dead inside and hoped entirely changing her outward appearance would entirely change her psychological state

>>79828941
>she's online now btw

where?

>>79829075
>>79828941
>>79827731
this chick is like an amalgam of every girl ive ever fucked

>>79829075
I wish I remembered it, but I'm crazy drunk (I've had 12 beers in the past 2 hours to distract myself from midterms). But it is on pornhub.

And it's SOOOOO CUTE.

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>>79829186
you're gonna make me go through 2 million alice videos

think about that.

>>79829116
mfc.im/missalice_94

>>79829129
My exs good cheeks idk why it's sideways

>>79828091
Kendall and Kourtney are the only ones that don't fuck black dudes right?

>>79829275
Wish I could help you. But I remember that I found it very quickly and easily. It might have even been on the front page of results when I searched "Miss alice".

>>79829412
Nah, they just fuck Arabs and old Jews like all the other non top-tier models and C/D-list actresses.

>inb4 "n-no they don't! My waifu is pure!"

I guess they're hanging out at the Cannes Film Festival because of their deep appreciation for movies, then.

>>79829275
>used to be MissAlice_18
>now it's MissAlice_94

lol age is catching up on this bitch.

>>79829295
mOAR?

>>79829412
They both fucked The Weeknd tho.

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>>79825885

>>79829541
Yeah, it's weird. Only hit me a couple days ago, but I thought "damn, this bitch is older than me and I'm already 21".

With her drug use and shit, for her own good, she needs to find some dumb rich dude and get knocked up.

>>79829275
>mfc.im/missalice_94
>always thought she was hot as fuck
>fuck yeah she is actually live
>bitch sounds like she has down syndrome
>suddenly she just looks half as hot
I was wondering why she never made it further than some webcam whore, that explains it
Still, fuck you anon you ruined her

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>>79817643
>people idolize these living onaholes

/tv/ really has gone the shitter.

Man, she's been peeing for a long time

>>79829876
She's not even a top tier webcam whore. Never in the top 10.

>>79829275
>mfc.im/missalice_94
what is that accent?

>>79830131


Emu

>>79830131
cute

>>79827846

What went wrong?

>alice is selling scarves at 200$ a piece

idk if this is dumb or smart

>>79829876
post a pic, i can't get that shit site to work with adblocker on

>>79830415

for a hand-knitted scarf of quality wool it's not a ridiculous price

>>79830465
shut up RingWurm

>>79829966
you literally just described their worth to /tv/ and that equates to "worshipping"? they can be stupid and hot, what is so wrong acknowledging the only worth they have?

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>>79830462
he's just being mean, her face is cute and NOT downy looking

Its so bullshit that women can become perfect 10s by surgery but men need to work their ass off in perfect conditions and no job.

Then you want steroids for a shortct but those are illegal except for trannies usage. Only people who are lucky to be billionaires can have girls like these or at least can afford personal trainers at 20K a year.

If we could just legalize steroids average dudes might have a chance at pulling this ass.

>>79830705
nah, because if average guys hopped on roids then that wouldn't be enough for girls. they need a prince in shining armor

>>79830630

she looks like a sexy bushbaby t b h

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>>79830864
I kinda agree desu