ITT: Actors and Directors who post on /tv/

>>79816293
Lily stop avatarfagging

That mouth was made for the BBC

>>79816365
She's dating a jew who looks like the glasses guy from The Big Bang Theory.

>>79816293
>17 year old pampered retard posting in /tv/

It actually makes sense

>>79816418
Uhm I'm 18 thank you very much.

>>79816293
>Actors

What movies she was in?

>>79816480
Underworld 2
Click
Total Recall
some plays

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>>79816480
>he doesn't know about the superior cut of total recall remake

>>79816404
I'm sure he'll understand her needs

>>79816404
Do you have that pic of them from last night?

>>79816569
?

I don't know them personally or what they were up to last night, Kate[/spoiler

Justin Roiland talked about going on /tv/ regularly to read people shitposting about Rick and Morty. He said he often shits on the show himself and has arguments with people who like it

>>79816533
Lily can hit my balls

>>79816404
That character is a cuck so it checks out.

Who is this seen demon?

Also RIP Bill

>>79816533
>jump cuts

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>>79816293
Openly admits it

why is she so perfect and special? there is no other "celebrity" that looks like her. im not in love, but im this close, fuck.

Oh hey look, it's Lily making threads about herself again.

Cringe.

>>79816533
>all these cuts
Lily, you need watch this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1PCtIaM_GQ

Use your social status to unfuck Hollywood's action scenes.

>>79816616

no way, if that's true that's funny as fuck

>>79816826
IIRC he said it on the H3H3 interview he did.

>>79816569
What kind of pic?

>>79816826
Hi justin

OK, seriously now, who is the person on /tv/ who knows so much about Lily and Kate's private lives and friends, and has access to Lily's private social media profiles? I doubt Lily posts here, but someone who is very close to her/her mother must do so.

it's Len Wiseman isn't

>>79816854
It was just a really good pic of her with the jew bf used as an OP image in a thread last night.

>>79816447
What are some movies that you played in recently?

Anyone have those webms with Lily talking shit about Bella?

Lily use your power to bring Jackie Chan back to action films

I don't care if he is fucking old.

You have the power. Make backroom deals, I don;t care how it happens.

>>79817101
Someone didn't see Skiptrace

>>79816533
Who's the other loli?

>>79816293
>Lily will never marry me. giving her mother schlick fodder because of how much older i am than she is, and what kind of kinky shit we would be getting up to, even if the most wild FREAKY SHIT is painting WH40K minis and playing vidya while smoking blunts and listening to 90's shoegaze

I know, I'm a sick, perverted degenerate.

>>79817129
no one saw skiptrace

>>79816616
But nobody watches that show or posts about it, so that's probably not true.

>>79817705
>I know, I'm a tryhard, so-randum redditor.
Yes. Yes you are.

>>79817705
DUDE WEED LMAO

>>79817066
https://u.nya.is/gvvalt.webm
https://u.nya.is/dcrauw.webm

>>79817829
>>79817864
see she shuts me down completely

>>79817916
Kek, thanks, saved

>>79817916
I want to shove a bar of soap in her mouth

>>79817736
If you did you'd know Jackie can't hack it anymore in the action department. Too old and a lot of broken bones took a toll on him. If anything he should stick to directing fight choreography, singing, or even writing/producing.

Lily i want to eat your pussy

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You may not believe me, but I am pic related

Alan Boyce posts on /tv/

Alan if you're here please post more stories

>>79818000
hey I didn't know Bella posted on /tv/

>>79817864
>>79817829
it helps with my arthritis. no shit I saved a kid from getting hit by a car when i was 15, no opiate pills dont work that well, they just make me loopy and itch really bad.

i snap, pop, and click when i walk. weed helps alot.


ALSO CLASSIC PAUL DANO

>>79817916
the hell did she call her in the second one? a Rattata?

>>79818258
Gratata is some faggot Viner.

>>79817822
there's literally a front page thread right now

>>79818265
more like /pol/

>>79816766

Good informative post.

Thanks, anon.

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>>79816293

>>79819281
ew

>>79816293
literally fucking who?

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>>79816293

>>79818061
How are things treating you, Robert Morse?

>>79820219
Not bad, not bad...

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>>79816293
I'm in here all the time motherfuckers. What are you going to do about it?

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>>79816293
Marry me Lil

>>79820411
run

I've heard a weird rumour that Todd Howard goes on /v/ and posts himself in disguises, sounds ridiculous though with his clearly distinguished face.

>>79816293
DUMB LILY&KATE POSTER

>>79818061
tits or gtfo

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>>79816293
I can't confirm it, but judging on the amount of Steven Spielberg & Micheal Jackson hate posts, I believe this guy lurks /tv/ quite regularly.

>>79816293
ugly mouthbreather

>>79816293
kicked in the head by a horse

>>79820658
This actually sounds legit.

>>79820820
>>79820728
Rude!

>>79820658
i do a lot of those but I'm not CG

i'm MC

Sharpie in your pooper.

>>79820164
Get out, faggot.

>>79821206
Whatever you say Crispin. I'm an admirer. I enjoyed you kicking David Letterman in the face.

>>79816293
why is her mouth so fucking huge. Is it for filtering out krill and plankton?

>>79822025
WHAT THE FUCK?
IS HE AUTISTIT?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dYjdKbMT_c

>>79822482
He's autistic, but right there he was doing a bit I think. Letterman just didn't know.

>>79822071
my dick

>>79822655
Yep. I come here all the time. Wish me luck tonight ;3

>>79822775
Em please post a picture of you inside the theater later tonight.

>>79822563
I-I wouldn't be too sure about it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lX1HWWiJnnM

>>79822832
Crispin is next level.

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>but m-mom won't people see us?
>don't worry about it Lily I eat my girlfriends out at this spot all the time

>>79823475
Why are Kate and Lily Mo gossip stories so fun?
God damnit /tv/

>>79823528
Because there's so much material to work with. Whenever /tv/ is out of inspiration, Kate and Lily do something more outrageous than /tv/ could ever imagine.

>>79817916
Lily confirmed for being here, because bella thorne is only talked about here.

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The fuck?

>>79824607
she's a small guy

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pic related

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Would Victoria Justice be too disgusted to post here?

Will Victoria Justice be my wife in the future?

You can only answer yes or no to both of these questions.

>>79824687
No
No

>>79824642
Anyone who dates her is going to look like a pedo.

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>>79824687
yes
no

bonus: kys

>>79822655
if she was 1 of us she'd show her feet more

>>79824607
>tfw no pocket sized lily mo gf

End it now, senpaitachi

>>79824868
Lewd!

>>79816293
need a side by side of this and a screenshot of Marcus from Underworld 2 when hes lifting the door at the end and transforming

>>79824868
>>79825071
they are fucking shit now

>>79824665
RIP Danny and Dick

>>79817822
Fuck off Justin

>>79820658
What does Crispy have against Michael?

>>79816293
Lily Beckinsale for those who dont know who this is

>>79816826
hi retret

>>79826116
lol Lily

Everyone here knows it's you.

>>79824642

for u

>>79817822
Except for the daily threads calling it "Reddit and Meme-y"

>>79818061
post feet

>>79816293
> Lily about to get intimate with you.
> Kate walks in, then bends Lily over, pulling her pants down.
> Kate grips her strap-on and tells you she's going to show you how to fuck Lily good and proper.
> Pic related is Lily's face when Kate "demonstrates".

>>79824796
HHHNMNNNNNNNNGGGGGGG

>>79816616
Not quite, he said he visits /co/.

Dammit lads, why is Vjucie so perfect? Is it because she seems natural with her warm, cute brown eyes and hair? Is it the olive skin? The slender build? What is it?

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>>79826829
yes

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>>79826829

She just always seems very genuine and a nice person

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>>79826829
She is less of a person and more of a symbol f perfection.

She's like a human Fibonacci spiral.

The way Batman represents justice, she represents female perfection. All of humanity should be modeled after her.

I'm gonna need her DNA. I have plans for the world.

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>>79827548

>Mr President, the Russian Prime Minister is on the line, he says if NATO doesn't pull back its troops he'll be forced to launch a preemptive strike
>I see.... send him a clone of Victoria Justice
>aye sir

and once again the day was saved thanks to vjuice and her perfect ass

>>79827742
better send Maddie

she'll fuck their shit up

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>>79827789

Use of Maddies is prohibited under the Geneva Covnention

>>79828267
well, shit

>>79816293
Based Mo

>>79820658
Judging on how he behaved when I saw a screening of his weird ass movie a few months ago, I'd say he posts on /r9k/ and here a lot too.

>read from his books at the beginning of the screening while showing a powerpoint on his laptop
>his movie is people with downs screaming and sperging out while killing snails
>had a q&a that went on until 1 in the morning from 10
>freaked out when some dude was found to be recording his movie
>had a thirty-minute long tirade against some dude that argued for piracy and torrenting
>got mad when someone asked about his time on letterman
>repeatedly asks if there are any more questions when people are turned off by him being an autist

>>79829908

>his movie is people with downs screaming and sperging out while killing snails
...wut

Somebody deleted the Bane thread. This is unjust. I come to this stupid board only for baneposting.