Is America really like this?
>>79815229
Yeah
>>79815289
>>79815229
oh god here we go.
No.
Also the US is not one thing. It's fucking huge and nothing like the movies.
>>79815229
>The Mid-West
>America
pick one
>>79815507
>texas
>the mid-west
Who /Texas/ here?
>>79815507
If anything, middle America is more american than the coastal parts
>>79815229
Small town Texas? Pretty much.
>Dying economy, save oil
>Nothing to do
>Vast expanses
>Everyone's armed
But that's like asking if Snatch is a good depiction of Europe.
>>79815849
Florida is the pinnacle of americanism you stupid fag
Texas is.
as is the South East.
As is the midwest
NYC, LA, and San Fran are not and never will be America.
>>79815791
Whataburger has cookies?
>>79815414
>>79815289
>>79815229
Yup
>mfw
>>79816322
This, I fucking despise those big city assholes.
>>79815229
It's pretty hard to rob banks nowadays and the little bouts of violence are a bit over the top but besides that, yeah.
>>79816287
>>79816322
So boring, ugly shitholes = America?
>>79815229
No, it's more like this.
>>79816322
you sound like a dirtpoor flyover
>>79815791
Is that a biscuit served in mucus?
>>79815791
Reporting.
>>79815414
Found a cuckafornian
>>79816515
It's honey.
>>79816506
>>79816473
>>79816422
>City slickers never understand freedom
>>79815229
It's more like this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGphvnjrBJc
This is what America is like just before it dies in a few years
>>79816704
So this is what angry /pol/ virgins beat off to.
>>79816704
Does he make love to her?
>>79815791
Here gonna get a patty melt
>>79815229
http://i.4cdn.org/tv/1488131291024.png
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>>79815229
Texas is one of the fattest states in one of the fattest countries in the world, so you decide.
>>79818018
REEEEEEE
Stop appropriating my culture filthy jews!
>>79818773
Now do you have fatness broken down by race?
>>79818885
>I-it's just the niggers and the spics! W-white southerners aren't f-f-fat!!
>>79819018
Pretty much.
>>79819209
'No'
>>79815791
go to whataburger for breakfast last week, lady behind me substitutes fries for her hash browns with her order. i never knew this was possible. also buckees.
Honestly, as a Texan, I thought this movie's depiction of Texans was pretty ham-fisted, particularly the two brothers.
They tried to paint them as these good ol' boy criminals with hearts of gold, and all this dedication to family, honor, muh family's farm shit. Even with Chris Pine's relationship with his son. I didn't buy it. Their "regional" mannerisms and way of speaking were exaggerated too.
Go watch No Country for Old Men again, and you'll get a better notion of what common Texas folk are like. Unique, sure, but in more subtle ways than Hell or High Water would have you think.
Yes. I rob a bank every morning on the way to work.
>>79815229
yes and no, America is a huge diverse place
Speaking as someone who grew up in Oklahoma and Nebraska, it pisses me off when Hollywood depicts the interior states.
>DURR you're just flyover states and a bunch of inbred hicks
I'm a liberal atheist, but I'm very proud of my farming roots. My dad was a Bio major from college while my mom has an electrical engineering background. Farming requires a grasp of Economics, Logistics, Biology, Veterinarian, Mechanics, Chemistry, and so many other topics. And it's HARD work. This isn't a 9 to 5 job so much as a 4 AM to 9 PM position.
>>79815229
Can confirm America is plagued by a fifty mile tall Jeff Bridges.
>>79815229
jeff bridges' and ben foster's accents are forced as fuck and i'm not even amerifat
>>79816287
you spelled Ohio wrong
>>79822355
He watches over all of us. We are blessed by Him, anon.
>>79815791
Eurofag here. What kind of """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""foooood""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" is that?
>>79823495
>Eurofag here. What kind of """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""foooood""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" is that?
That's a Honey Butter Chicken Biscuit from Whataburger. Available between 11pm and 11am daily.
Good for breakfast or the end of a night out drinking.