/oscars/

>>79814254
first for emma and mel

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First for Sunlight

first for those movies suck

>>79814427
looks like we got a special snowflake here

>>79814427
kys

>>79814254
La La land will win everything. White power

La La Land - 9
Hell or High Water - 8.5
Manchester by the Sea - 8.5
Moonlight - 8
Lion - 7.5
Fences - 7.5
Arrival - 7.5
Hidden Figures - 5

>>79814427
They're pretty good to tasteless plebs that only watch a handful of movies outside of capeshit and flavor of the month horror flicks

>>79816288
Yes, but not only.

>>79816288
So you're just gonna bump every single Oscar nominee since 1927 in that category by virtue of being nominated?

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>>79814254
guys
plz
vote
you still have time

>>79817169
fuck, forgot link
docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeu482qIpTVPqVsyzkuDAdjRRIWSQswEe3kctybQevtfn1s8g/viewform

If Casey doesn't win Best Actor I firebomb Los Angeles

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A Man Called Ove is going to win right... right?

>>79817435
Don't think so

>>79817205
>>79817169
I ALREADY DID

Anyone watch the shorts this year? Are there any good ones up on youtube or dailymotion?

When will it air, my fellow fa/tv/irgins?

>>79817637
was about to ask the same

Does anyone have that leo greentext story from last year where he won, but had to donate his award to his wife's son because muh racism?

>>79817637
>>79817659
Live action and animation were released last night on a pack. Don't know why not documentary.
I will watch them later in the week

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>>79814254
D R O P P E D
R
O
P
P
E
D

>>79817501
THANK YOU

>>79817748
give me the links famalam

>>79817205
>Best Picture
>Hidden Figures
>0
lmao

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Huppert losing to Stone tonight will be the greatest robbery in Oscar history

>>79818119
Nah, not even close to being close

>>79816288
Fuck off you dumb hipster

>>79814254
Saw "Jackie" and "Hacksaw Ridge". Hershlag and Garfield don't deserve nominations unless 2016 was a shit film season

>>79814254
So, LLL will win
>Picture
>Director
>Actress
>Photography
>Editing
>Costumes
>Song
>Sound Mixing
>Sound Editing
>Production Design
>Score

If the Goose does it, the record goes

So who will win best actor?
Hope Casey gets it, so Costance LiterallyWu will rant on twitter

MBTS > Arrival > La La land > HOHW >>>>>>>> Hidden Niggers

Haven't seen others

>>79817846
Dropped him back when he showed those crocodile tears in 2014

Any streams already up?

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So the oscars is gonna be 1 long trump bash huh

>>79817435
ove had makeup on?

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>mfw fire at sea will win the oscar for best documentary

>>79814254
>7 hours left

I don't want these 7 hours to end

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>>79814254

Was Jimmy Kimmel really the best they could do?

>Who will be the unfortunate white winner of the oscar?

President Trump. Also, Ryan Gosling and Emma Stone.

WHo will be discriminated against?

President Donald Trump.

Will YOU be at the oscars?

Nope.

If not, how comfy are you?

Pretty comfortable. Thanks for asking, OP.

>actually watching this crap

Holy shit some of you are idiots.

>>79821377
This is a comfy thread, be away

I want Ricky Gervais to host this shit quite honestly.

>oscars start
>I pull out my cock
>Jimmy Kimmel makes an unfunny joke about trump
>I put lube on my hand
>They start with the minor awards, best 2.5D adapted Mongolian fairy-tale animated film
>I'm stroking my cock
>A nigger film wins best picture because muh white oscars
>Still stroking
>LLL wins all the technical oscars
>Don't care still stroking
>And the best actress in lead is....
>Best Emma
>Cum in my own mouth
>Go to bed satisfied

>>79821808
Your program has some serious time flaws

will there be a /tv/ chat about it?

>>79822091
A /tv/ chat? How about the board itself, buddy?

>>79822134
chats are comfyer

I'm prepared for a whole night of this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRp1CK_X_Yw

>>79821952
How so?

>>79822961
It usually starts already with supporting actor, and obviously best picture is the final award

>>79814254
kek has blessed mel with a sweep

>>79823520
Kek is not real

>>79823301
Oh, I thought you were concerned with the time it takes me to cum

>>79814254
NIGGERS NEED TO FUCK OFF DESU SENPAI

>>79823591
I'm not gay

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>>79814254
Could we get a comfy /tv/ discord group going before we get invaded by other boards?

>>79823629
Go back to /pol/

>>79823731
>/pol/ meme

>>79823731
Fuck off, you ugly nig.

>>79823759
>enters thread capslocking like a retard from /pol/
>claims /pol/ is a meme

>>79823796
You too, go back

/lit/ reporting in

how does it feel to have the most cucked medium, /tv/?

>>79823841
Faggot, I rarely go on /pol/.
/tv/ is my home board, you're the outsider.

>>79823923
Of course

>>79823960
N I G G E R

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>>79814254
I wonder if any Mexicans will win an Oscar this year

>>79824017
Smart

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>>79822791
Oh fuck yeah. This guy gets it. I want something like on a scale "Until it happens to you" but about Trump.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FumGpsvr9DI

>tfw yuro
>want to watch oscars
>main shit starts at 3am here
>got to go to the gym monday morning
Been trying to fall asleep for a few hours now, but its fucking impossible.

So what do I do? Stay awake and skip tomorrow, in the hopes of seeing some new memes being born during the awards?

>>79824113
Most racists are, m8.

>>79824167
Avoid /tv/
Download it after work tomorrow
Watch it
Browse /tv/ for memes/butthurt

Its what Ive been doing for the past 8 years

Where do you watch this?

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>>79824167
>going to sleep
>ever

>>79824271
Al-Jazeera

Gonna have a couple of drinks and watch Jimmy Kimmel do the monologue. Depending on how funny it is will determine if I bother to watch the rest. Oh I'll also watch the red carpet to look at all the whores

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>La La Land's gonna sweep
>/pol/'s still gonna complain at all those uppity blacks getting awards for the sake of diversity

>>79824467
SJWs live to complain

>>79824265
Yeah, I reckon thats what I'll have to do. Not worth feeling like shit the next day.

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>>79824547
>as oppose to /pol/ who are deeply satisfied individuals who only campaign against injustices

I will watch it on twitch like all edgelords do.

>>79824625
>being so triggered that you don't even get that he was calling /pol/ SJWs

Clearly you're a deeply satisfied individual.

>>79824659
there's a twitch stream for the oscars?

>>79824703
IMDB is doing some kind of live stream.

>>79824666
I freely admit that I live to complain at the moment
I just want a comfy /tv/ where I can relax instead of write my dissertation or worry about how I'm gonna fund a feature-length film
/blogpost

>>79818189
Yeah, remember when Russel Crowe stole Denzel's Oscar, then next year Denzel stole Russel's?

>>79824735
Source?

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>>79814254
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46hVZI15pmE

>>79824735
I just looked for it
-far as i can tell it's just a red-carpet stream and live-updates of the awards-winners

>>79824785
You'll have all the time after your range ban tonight
https://archive.4plebs.org/_/search/filename/pol%20vs%20sjws/image/ojOAvH_WRPAhHlQilRZvWg/

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>>79822791
who is this salami tsunami?

Anyone knows where can i watch the oscars online? I'm not from the US and in my country will only pass on cable tv.

>>79824924
wow, what a constructive and fantastic contribution to the thread; thank you anon for that

>>79825469
Frenchfag too? Fuck canal+

>>79825469
Want to know that as well too

>>79817846
but hes christian you silly goose

How long until it starts? is red carpet shit already on? post link retards

What the fuck is Zucchini

>that movie about the "black" people who worked at NASA being recognized for anything

It looked like a fucking b-movie, not even Oscar bait. I swear to God, the only niggers who deserve Oscars tonight are Denzel and the guy from the gay black dude movie.

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>>79814254
Is Casey up for any awards? Fucking loved Manchester by the sea.

>>79825775
fuck off if you don't know how to use google you fucking underage shit

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Hey /tv/, /sp/ here. I didn't watch any movies last year. How many Oscars is Taylor Spreitler expected to win tonight? Thanks

Will the sheer force of collective virtue signalling shift us into a parallel universe where Hill is president?

>>79825883
nys

>>79825865
Up for best actor. How did you not know this?

Where do euros watch it?

>>79825886
>Taylor Spreitler

I've never literally who'd in my life. I even checked her Wikipedia.

I only watched Hell or Highwater and I liked it but I don't think it's gonna win anything

>>79825960
don't worry about it

>>79821508
because hes shit too?

>>79825894
Thanks for reminding me that half the acceptance speeches will be anti-Trump shilling. Goddamn I hate Hollywood.

>>79825924
What do you think? Tonight is the night when tourists flood :(

We become Europe, for an easy comparison

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>>79825981
O-Okay..

>>79826076
it's none of your business

>>79826099
Why not?

>>79826143
don't worry about it

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>>79826158
O-Okay..

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I'm gunning for Moonlight all the way, call me a faggot I don't care

LEO TAKE MY ENERGY

>>79826231
I liked Moonlight.
It was one of the better ones.

>>79826231
Cuck faggot

>>79814254
Fences was pretty good honestly, and Denzel was very good in it.

I'm just here for the cultural enrichment, how much can I expect?

Pls stream link

>>79826304
All of it

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>>79826252
>ywn band together with /tv/ bros to help leo win his first oscar again

>>79826228
good
just sit there and be quiet

>>79823882
Hello fellow /lit/eral retard

>>79823882
>not vidya

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>>79826374

where are the streams faggot

>>79826444
This, stream pls

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cant you guys just watch the oscar on your TV? I mean thats the board name...

Can someone tell me what's going with the board today?
Are we being raided or have "they" just given up?

>live for 3 hours now
>no streams
Literally worst board

>>79826477
kek nvm found a stream

>>79826518
share?

>>79826512
don't worry about it

>>79826439
>>79826499
stupid animeposter

Does anyone have a SAG awards/Academy awards overlay?
I know male actor won both for 13 years running or so

>>79826516
Sad!

where's the bingo template for tonight?

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AYO FUCK THE OSCARS, HERE'S THE REAL LIST OF BEST PICTURE NOMINEES, AS APPROVED BY /tv/
http://www.strawpoll.me/12425541

VOTE

>>79826518
link please

>>79826596
this, and will "swaglord" be intelligent enough to make a sticky

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>>79826561

>>79826556
well now I'm really worried
couldn't this wait until tomorrow when the board will inevitably be full of shitposting after tonight's upset anyway?

>>79814254
when is it? how do i watch online?

Give us a stream you fucking niggers

>>79826623
the sticky will be garbage & everyone knows it. swaglord, the esfor-estranged derelict he is, popped in for fifteen minutes before going out & overpaying for a crappy lunch at a nearby bullshit bloghyped sidewalk-chalkboard lame aging hipster shit-staurant, organized by post count, saw people were wasting a disproportionate amount of their collective time making abhorrently uninteresting versions of this god-awful abomination, & stickied it with all the passion of a pick-&-packer at yer nearest UPS fulfillment center. then the hivemind autists pile in to disregard any sense of discernment, sensibility & perspective to hamfistedly lose their mind over the new shit sticky. and you're all part of the sad, ongoing spectacle. disgusting.

>>79818300

Garfield is terrible m8. Casting agents losing their minds.

VERY IMPORTANT POLL

http://www.strawpoll.me/12425575
http://www.strawpoll.me/12425575
http://www.strawpoll.me/12425575

Bit conflicted myself.
I've only seen Arrival, Hacksaw Ridge, Hell or High Water and Manchester by the Sea.
Manchester by the Sea was my favourite, but it wasn't particularly ambitious.

>>79826752
The Lobster is better than all those movies

>>79826814
shut up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01KBSQARcJM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihkD8CfNzRA

>Moonlight
The Black Choice

>Manchester
The White Choice

>La La Land
The Jewish Choice

>>79826834
I voted Hell or high water anyway >:[

>>79826814
The Lobster was from like 2 years ago or some shit bro

>>79826870
blacks hate that gay shit

>>79826870
La La Land is the white choice too. Have you SEEN Film Twitter?
>>79826905
I don't see what makes that movie BP worthy. It felt like a Redbox movie my parents would watch.

>>79826870
>>Moonlight
>The Black Choice
>implying
The only people that like Moonlight are white people who are so impressed by "another culture being so sexually open"

The black choice is Fences or Hidden Figures

get ready for blackswinlol

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>>79826444
>>79826477
>>79818686
>>79824703
Go to http://www.rojadirecta.me/ search Oscars, select stream.
Enjoy

>>79826814
why isn't it nominated for anything?

>>79826946
>implying la la land won't sweep
>implying you won't bitch and complain about muh diversity anyway

>>79826936
I enjoyed it the most

Sorry I'm not an artsy guy

>>79826231
Nope, fuck La La Land.

post streams please?

>>79827000
kys

>>79826970
It is.
Best Original Screenplay.

>>79826970
I think it has one.

>>79827009
Scroll up

>>79826981
I literally haven't seen any of the movies nominated, I'm just watching for the shit show

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JUDE THE DUDE AND SMUG FOX ARE GOING TO TAKE HOME AN OSCAR

>>79827012
Why because I want the actual best film to win?

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Let's meme Hersh to double Oscars pls.

>everybody gets an oscar
Wtf

>>79827053
I wanna fuck the Fox

>>79827040
based
thanks

>>79826870

More like
>Hacksaw Ridge
>Hell or High Water
The White Choice

>Everything else
The Jewish choice.

>>79823882
/mu/ and music is way worse

>>79827080
she needs to show us her hiney hole first

>>79827074
Best film is the VVVitch.

Here's hoping Moonlight sweeps. Trump and his voters need to learn you can't beat black america

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I'm honestly suprised Your Name wasn't nominated for anything, seeing as how successful it was.

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>>79827023
>>79827034
oh ok. that and Neon Demon were my favorites from last year.

>>79827110
Manchester By The Sea can qualify as white choice as well. I forgot that one.

>>79827128
>Is it Disney?
>Is it Miyazaki?
Too bad. It can't be nominated.

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>>79827131

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Haram

>>79827124
She already did it in Closer.

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Where you guys watching? any live stream links?

>>79827194
see
>>79826951

>>79827157
The Red Turtle did but it'll probably get robbed.

>>79827144
Its a boring white choice. HACKsaw Ridge is where it's at.

>>79827159
does that kid have fetal alcohol syndrome

>>79827128 Cause anime its not /normie/ tier until its miyadzaki, jewoscars can only into pleb tier.

>>79827194
EW is doing some shitty preshow thing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01KBSQARcJM

I haven't seen La La Land but if everyone loves it so much it's bound to get the Oscar. Since it's very self-referential/Hollywood-ish from what I've heard.

Are there no VLC streams happening? Do we no longer have enough of a site culture left for people to care about something like that?

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>Literally a monkey in makeup

>>79827245
La La Land is literally Donald Trump, and there will be approximately 8 million articles and angry tweets about the Oscars still being racist if it wins.

>>79827222
I support the politics of hacksaw ridge so I would be okay with it winning but it was still corny as shit.

>>79817205
>I literally haven't seen a single one and haven't even heard of 3/4

>>79827245
>Hollywood's choice
>award shit about LA in an act of selfsuck or award indie race movie as a fuck you to Trump

Hollywood will implode. Screencap.

>>79827297
>politics of hacksaw ridge

>Japs are all murderous rats: the movie

where is the feet stream at?

>>79827293
I didn't like La La Land at all but if the media starts to paint it as having a connection to the alt right then I will support it as hard as I can.

Can someone explain why exactly moonlight is up for best picture?

I just watched it, and it's really good and all, but i mean it doesn't really scream "best picture" to me.

is it just because of the whole "hard drug dealer from the hood is actually shy, gay, and virgin" thing?

>>79827245
no since they have to pander. remember the blacklash last year? expect moonlight to sweep and a couple trump and "what the hell is wrong with white people!" jokes

>>79825765
jesuit?

>Already complaints about #OscarsSoMale
Holy fuck these people will never get enough

>>79827348
Haven't seen it but this year wasn't particularly strong in terms of best films

>>79827338
>pro-christian
>No-diversity cucking
>Anti Jap

Kino

>>79827411
From a reddit perspective it had at least 3 masterpieces.

>>79819439
>print media running the truth
how novel

>>79827451
dumb redditposter

>>79827255
of course

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>>79827255
Now we have to settle for meme infested streams with the typical cancerous chat and retarded admin changing the stream to something else every 3 minutes because he thinks he's funny. That's usually how it goes

>>79827451
which ones?

The Academy lost all respect from me when Dr. Strangelove lost Best Picture. I threw my chair at my TV when that happened.

>>79827476
Reddit are the ones who write the history books and decide the popular consensus. Only off the grid fighters for truth like authentic /tv/ would ever dare question the reddit "facts". Doesn't matter if Arrival, La La Land and Moonlight are utter shit. The meme is that they're good and there's nothing that can be done about that.

How long until it actually starts?

Im a huge fucking musical junkie and La La Land underwhelmed me. I'm still hoping it wins because I shouldn't have to wait 2 years to see a new musical.

>>79827554
Dr. Strangelove was Kubrick flirting with reddit sensibilities imo. Glad it stopped there and he went back to kino.

What should I get for food? I have a git card for Applebees, Buffalo Wild Wings, or I could order pizza

>>79814331
First for Al Al Land, a movie where Al Bundy from Married With Children and Al Delvecchio from Happy Days meet on a chance encounter and try to start a Men's Only Diner in Los Angeles but end up falling in love instead.

>>79827208
>>79826951
>have to download acestream player

wtf

>>79827600
8:30
A little bit before if you wanna see your favorite actress have an interview

>>79827600
Awards in 3 hours
Red carpet now

>>79827578
But none of them are shit. You may not agree with all the praise they've been getting, and that would be ok.

Calling them shit just makes you look like a babby throwing his toys out of the pram.

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>yfw Skwad wins more oscars than Hidden Figures


WE WUZ SPACE PROGRAM N SHIET

>>79827642
How many hours you nigger

>>79827639
Can someone post the acestream link? I can't access that site even with VPN

>>79827619
Cabaret should have ended the musical genre. It was the perfect musical.

>>79827663
>But none of them are shit.
And the reddit sensibility poster has revealed himself to be a meme fed drone.

HD stream here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BBcwvPo5cY

>>79827715
>forgetting Producers, Avenue Q, Book of Mormon

>>79827724
Keep it up babby.

/sp reporting in. Will the whole show be just Trump bashing? I have hope for Kimmel to not do that.

>>79827763
>I have hope for Kimmel to not do that.
top kek

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anyone from GoT cast gonna be there? if not i'm going to sleep

>>79827713
http://arenavision.in/av11

>>79826626
THIS REMINDS ME OF SOMETHING

>>79827763
Yeah, let's disregard the fact that he stopped one of his shows to be "serious" and shill for vaccines, nah that won't happen!

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>>79814254
why is moonlight so popular? that movie sucked ass.

>>79827763
Red carpet has been mostly trump bashing

>>79827802
>http://arenavision.in/av11
Thank you

>>79826941
It's funny because Blacks are way more homophobic than Whites are

Is Froggo at the red carpet yet?

>>79827759
You are an artistic infant who is so easily fooled by "appeal to imdb/r/movies" film making. Once you become sophisticated about film you will realize that La La Land has about as much artistic merit as your typical BBBBRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPTTTTTTTpost.

How long till it starts?

Anyone have a non acestream link?

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I have literally not seen any of the movies nominated for anything, am I the kino master?

>>79827855
2 hours 50 mins

>>79825153
Haley Joel Osment

>>79827863
I saw arrival and it sucked ass

>>79827858

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIa4Tu8VeWo

>>79827863
Every one of the nominees would make you dumber about film for having been exposed to them, so yes.

I tapped out after 5 of the best picture nominees. I'd have developed full blown "video game player" autism if I had watched them all.

>>79827853
I don't you've ever watched 'shit' films. I didn't enjoy La La Land because I despise musical film/theater, yet I would never call it shit.

>>79827863
I saw arrival and it rocked ass

>>79827802
this link doesn't work on acestream.

>>79827578
>>79827724
>>79827853
Fuck off Korinefag

>>79827932
>i hateee hollywood so much my faves? everything by the criterion collection :)

>>79827962
acestream://c0ef371a7d1d30082f2b4a0d77a0582dbd801a56

>>79827932
Your posts posts really fucking embarrassing
Seriously kill yourself and stop shitting up this board

>>79828003
It's showing a football match though, are they going to change it when the oscars start?

>>79828058
Posters like that are the only possible salvation for this board. tee bee ayche

Not /pol but for fucks sake i'm starting to get fed up with the word "diverse".

>>79827338
Man fuck the Japs for what they did in Silence.

You know its weird how nobody has ever seemed to make a joke how funny it is that Andrew Garfield died in Silence and was reborn to save everyone from Japs in Hacksaw Ridge. Well, maybe its not actually that funny but still its interesting.

Both characters were unique Christians and both characters had strict doubters, both were basically missionaries etc. etc.

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What is his endgame?

walker please play this during the credits
PLEASE just do it
who cares if they fire you
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1488078560740.webm
I know you're here

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>>79828100
Here's another one.
Tarr is amazing btw

europe here, in how many hours is the red carpet gonna start and is there a stream of any kind?
just wanna watch for the celeb waifus

>>79828100
wouldnt IMDb core be literally every movie ever?

>>79818304
>Photography
I think this one should go to Silence tbqh. But I wouldn't be mad if it went to LLL.

>>79828145
Red carpet is on now famalam

>>79828100
could you explain in great detail whats wrong with bergy and herzog???

>>79814254
Real talk. Emma stone cannot act worth a fucking damn.

didn't know slaves were allowed at the red carpet

>>79828182
https://www.reddit.com/user/deathlykinos
https://www.reddit.com/user/eeekingman
https://www.reddit.com/user/emmastonecantact

>>79828145
Yuro here. Red carpet has already started. I'm watching it on E (on mute) and one of our local channels is gonna transmit the ceremony live, I assume other countries do the same.

>oscars start at 2.30am where I live
>got to work tomorrow

>>79827928
There is no way this will stay up.

>>79828066
This one maybe?
acestream://8cb1007a6f52a556343fdfdf0ae72cd1fad95a5b
Otherwise it's not on yet

So, I still need to see Lion, Fences and Hell or High Water. I can probably only fit in one before the ceremony. Which one guise?

>>79828180
Nothing really

>>79828158
>korinefag
>logic

pick one anon

>>79828229
>tfw finland and having lectures in the morning

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>all this talk of black people

>>79828244
Fences

>>79828244
HoHW

Manchester by the sea 3/4 stars
Fences 2.5/4 stars
Hidden figures 2 stars
Hell or High water 3.5/4 stars
Moonlight 3.5/4 stars
Lion 3/4 stars
La La Land 1.5/4 stars
Arrival 1.5/4
Silence 4/4 stars

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>>79817205
Wait, WHAT THE FUCK

Did they seriously didnt give Manchester by the Sea a nomination for best editing?

Bunnyfu alert

>>79828244
Hell or High Water, by far

>>79828298
bad opinions

>>79828244
Hell or High Water or Lion

Fences is ok but I don't think they managed to translate it very well into film. Still feels like a play.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01KBSQARcJM

a lot of normies in the chat
let's change that

>>79828266
You know Elizabeth was a coal burner

this is my first time on /tv/ for an oscars, is it normally "/pol/" infested?

>nobody watching the preshow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01KBSQARcJM

>>79828298
Silence is the only good one you've listed

>>79828312
the only bad thing about manchester was the editing and the stock sounds

>>79828260
The korinefag is also a fucking 4plebs reddit detective ie he goes to reddit for free

>>79828333
Yes.
It's also the peak of /tv/ shitposting madness, you should come and join.

>>79828229
my advice to you and everyone like you: get a real timezone or shut up

>>79828333
>My first time
Kill yourself
Also yes, it's really fun

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>>79828367
>a real timezone

>>79828333
All boards are rightful /pol/ clay, you cuck.

>>79828327
>that blonde
ayylmao

>>79828333
what is not /pol infested anymore? Threads on /sp are full of it too.

how is it possible that i'm sharing this world with people who don't hate musicals? how can you people like la la land? SHAME

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>all this talk about africans
When will my people(asians)get their chance in Hollywood? James Hong and Jackie Chan are fucking LEGENDS

>Oscars start at 1:30 am and I have work tomorrow.
It's not fucking fair bros.

Well i'm fucked..

All i have is my phone and chromecast. I'm hoping for a rogue youtube stream of the show so i can cast it.

>>79828347
I know. But I couldn't make it as a critic if I shit on everything could I? So I would give the biggest redpills. La la Land and Arrival are dogshit.

>>79828410
cause we're not depressed little fags.

Where is there a stream of the ceremony lads?

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>>79828333
fresh meat? you're in for a real treat tonight kid ;)

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>>79828333
It's been "infested with /pol/" long before /pol/ was even a board, dumb vacation poster

>>79828431
Don't go in then

>>79814254
Oscar Drinking Game:
>1 Drink
Winner is played off
Trump Joke
Social Media Reference or Tie-In

>Big Swig
Winner uses speech to virtue-signal

>Shot
Every four categories you guess incorrectly

What else to add?

>watching an american stream rn
>commercials come on
>it's literally all about pills you can take


wew...

>>79828410
How have people even seen it? Pretty sure no singles policies are actually enforced for musicals at the kinoteque.

>>79828312

No they did not, not sure if you're being memed but best editing is Arrival, Hacksaw, HoHW, LLL, and Moonlight

>>79828358
Don't forget the boring as fuck cinematography. So many flat angles. This movie, even though I like it, was like the opposite of the Star Wars prequels. Held up entirely by its story without any kind of artistic of visual significance.

>that fucking *thump* "OWH!" that played during each bar fight

>>79828455
Mr Shekelstein would not like that.

>>79828413
When they get talent

BUNNY

>>79828463
>trump joke
are you trying to kill us?

>>79828463
>trump joke
are you trying to kill us?

>>79828434
There's already a few

i saw rabbit-fu

>>79828413
Who is this qt 3.14?

POST CELEB CARPET PICS YOU USELESS LOSERS

>>79828158
IMDBcore = appeal to unsophisticated "filmbuff" (as commonly found on IMDB) sensibilities.

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Who is this white supremacist

In all seriousness tho, we can't let trump get the nuclear codes

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>>79828463
nomore

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>>79828463

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>>79814254
Its disappointing that (((They))) won't let him win anything big with it all going to self mastabatory crap like Moonlight and La la land.

20 years old? Fuck

>>79828544
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01KBSQARcJM

>>79828558
>immediately lick Ruth Negga's ass
yeah, no.

>>79828558
qt Patrick
He looks like shit with a buzzcut tho

>>79828544
not many have arrived yet. settle down

moana and olivia culpo

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>>79828585
>mastabatory
holy shit anon

Based Viggo.

Captain Fantastic should have been nominated for best picture desu.

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What did he mean by this?

>>79828660
but anon hidden figures is such an imporant film bruh

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/our guy/

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>>79828622
wew here we go

>>79828660
no it shouldn't have
Viggo shouldn't have even been nominated, one o his weaker roles desu

>>79828665
save the ching chong bears

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Cute desu

>>79828665
Is that Jackie Chan?

>>79828599
these """"""""""""people""""""""""""" are so fake, its hard to watch

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>>79828100
How can we get more people like that to post on /tv/? This place is worse than ever and we need real autistic heroes again

>>79828322
>>79828317
>>79828291
>>79828272

Looks like Hell or High Water then. My friend saw Lion and my parents saw Fences, and neither thought they were too great, which seems to match up with what I read about them online. I think they're both probably the least likely to win anyways, so HoHW it is.

thanks

I think La La Land will win best picture but Manchester by the Sea deserves it. I thought Arrival's ending and it's explanation were stupid, Moonlight had virtually no character development, Hacksaw was good but not good enough to beat La La Land, La La Land was good but kind of shallow and had a disappointing ending, and Manchester by the Sea was by far the best but not mainstream/marketable/pop culture relevant enough to beat La La Land