ITT: Celebrities with their parents
>>79813591
hey guise, did you know that if you have enough money you can get away with cyber terrorism?
>graduate USC in 2015
>learn 4chin
>uncle gets me a job on jimmy kimmel
>work long days but its cool
>2017 jimmy kimmel gets oscar hosts
>whatdoanon.jpeg?
>i have an idea
>blow up /tv/
>post about making a movie about domestic terrorism
>hahaha. ITS A JOKE
not its not.
fuck you
srsly stop
>>79813671
Thats a nice mum im looking at
>>79813695
meh
>>79813787
SHE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
>>79814015
"celebrity"
>>79813671
Stone is so ugly kek and no ass to write home about. Whore though she picked the tighest pair of pants she could find. Confirmed ego brat.
>>79814174
https://www.reddit.com/user/deathlykinos
https://www.reddit.com/user/eeekingman
https://www.reddit.com/user/emmastonecantact
JUST
>>79814174
Someone had to say it
>>79814234
Why can will just take a pair of scissors and snip that abomination off his sons head
>>79814234
Is Jaden autistic?
>>79814234
I'd like to see just how obnoxious smug that little cunt is in reality.
>>79814309
you jsut KNOW
>>79814497
middle aint bad, sorta Megan "nazi-annihilator" Fox-ish
>>79814497
Me on the far back
>>79814567
Left looks great too.
>>79814497
>>79814234
>Be fatherless and babysat by TV.
>Look up to Robin Williams, Will Smith and Mr. Rogers as possible father figures.
>Two of them are dead.
>The third has this embarrassment as a son.
At least I've got my health. H... haha...
>>79814683
Not for long
*teleports behind you*
*unzips katana*
>>79814615
Why cry, anon?
Elle & her mommy
>>79813695
>Thats a nice mum im looking at
>>79815097
>digustingly pale women
Catherine Zeta-Jones and her father
>>79814497
>got all their genes from their dad
>absolutely stomp their mom into the dirt
>>79815097
>those knees
>>79815286
I bet they fug
>>79815286
Isn't Michael Douglas her husband?
>>79814495
>ywn have a threesome with Maisie and her mum;_;
>>79813865
with what?
>>79815490
duh
>>79814495
kek
>>79814056
YOU TAKE THAT BACK
>>79815544
DON'T FUCKING LAUGH
Porpentina Goldstein & her dad
>>79815535
I assume kicking her daughter in the cunt.
Kicking your daughter in the cunt is rude.
>>79815253
Get used to it. Almost nobody in Hollywood tans anymore because leather skin in the 40s shortens the career.
>>79815664
Wow, she's cute.
>>79815748
RyRy uses a spray tan
>>79814309
god damn, how old is that mirin' siren
>>79815728
Reminder that he low key dated Bullock while going through his mommy phase.
>>79815530
thank GOD
>>79815775
She's the lead in Alien: Covenant
>>79814174
>t. bitter virgin
>>79815853
She was nice in Fantastic Beasts.
>>79815834
>already wearing suits
lel
Him being molested explains a lot.
>>79815834
who dis?
>>79815867
Inherent Vice was her breakout role
f.lewd.se/X4JE33.webm
>>79815991
reviewbrah
>>79816000
>Celebrity
>>79816000
oh the pizza guy
I imagined
>>79816028
>being new
>>79815872
inb4 he's still wearing that suit today
>>79815253
>he likes disgusting orange skin
>>79814495
>>79814174
You're right.
>>79815775
No she isn't
>>79815867
She was ugly and pretty bad
>>79815834
How unsettling.
>>79815664
This is a 10/10 in ameritard
>>79814495
Prime brit genetics right there
>>79815801
She also has mutant feet
>>79815826
>phase
>>79815834
Reviewbrah is catholic?
Fucking masterace
>>79815664
Nepotism. She can't act.
>>79814615
Your right, the mom does look like Wojack.
>>79813671
>>79816452
>anything but agnostic
>masterace
anon pls, Im trying to eat
>>79814015
Best VJ
>>79816438
>>79815826
Patrician.
>>79815664
>Goldstein
>>79816481
How come the Gyllenhaal males have god tier genetics whereas the females both look like Ben Quadrino?
>>79813591
James Norton with his sister and parents
>>79815664
The dad looks hilariously asian
>>79814495
>these are 9s in bongland
>>79813695
Why don't you have a seat over there
>>79814174
>implying you would slay that frog ass if given the chance
>>79815097
>yfw they got all their looks from their dad
Women BTFO once again
>>79816582
>Ben Quadrino
fucking kek
>>79816534
But agnostics are the biggest pussies
They live a self congratulatory, selfish and sinful life
But once they die, and they are standing in front of god being judged they can only say IS JUST A PRANK BRO I BELIEVED IN YOU ALL THE TIME BRO
>>79816635
I'd rather not have an std. And I never liked her, I'm attracted to a good looking face.
>>79816756
>But once they die, and they are standing in front of god being judged
source?
>>79816792
>>79815801
She also looks like a Bogdanoff.
Sophie Turner + mum
her mum looks like someone that would be on Amateur Facials UK
>>79814497
>When your mother is 09389309% more beautiful than you are
>>79816582
>>79814497
these three yeeeeeeeeesh
>>79816861
>RIKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY
>>79814309
>SEMEN DEMOIN
>>79815867
>>79815853
More like, Fantastic Breasts and where to find them
>>79816861
Sophie has 10/10 legs
Carrie fisher and her mum
>>79816930
What aHONKA HONKA
>>79816667
holy shit... wtf happened here aren't all those features recessive?
>>79814497
my god, they are literally perfect.
Francesca Eastwood and her mom Frances Fisher
>>79817087
Ayy
>>79817051
not even average looking, strong 4/10s.
>>79817128
Should I drop Babs Palvin for this beauty to be my new waifu?
>>79817162
>Wearing red
>Because it means "power"
Dipshits.
>>79817162
lol at his dads hairline
>>79817162
Drumpf lmao
>>79817291
mummyfu and grannyfu...
>>79815664
I HEAR YOU'RE A RACIST NOW FATHER
>>79813671
BRRRAAAAAP
jack nicholson's son
>>79817044
dad has ubermensch / ubermensch
mom has ubermensch / filthy untermensch
daughters get dad's ubermensch + thankfully mom's ubermensch
>>79817162
Fuck shklümfp and fuck white people!
>>79815748
>actress in her 40s
>career
>>79817044
Genetics don't care about no recessive.
>>79817390
It's kinda crazy that Leo went from being a fucking Twink femme boy to looking like a young Nicholson.
I guess that's the side effects of drugs and booze.
wtf JUST end me family
>>79817548
who that tho
>>79817548
roger federer is it you?
>>79816555
>tfw no career
>>79817776
get a job then, loser
>>79817227
>that shnoz
>>79817794
don't talk to victoria justice like that
>>79815826
>ywn be a Hollywood star and fuck all of the actresses you had a crush on as a kid
JDIMSA
>>79817850
ok, Maddie
sorry, Maddie
>>79815826
man he really improved his looks, looks like trash in that pic
No parents, but the Daddario family has god tier genetics.
Apple drops close to the tree
Imagine seeing your future
Suicide...soon
>>79813591
>>79817957
>when your mom is more fuckable than you are
>>79817942
their mom is fucking cute as fuck
>>79817942
Imagine being near-flat while your sister is famous because of her big luscious tits. Probably some mad jealousy shit going on in there.
>>79817981
kek
>>79817981
this pisses me off everytime i see it, there's no way they didn't superimpose colin wearing a wig and makeup next to him
>>79817992
please post her pic
>>79817981
lol
>>79817012
her knees look like this guy
>>79818060
>>79817981
Like many before me have asked:
WHY DOESN'T HE SHAVE AAAAAAAAAAAH
>>79814772
Kek
>>79818115
LOOK AT THIS BEAUTIFUL WOMAN HOW DARE YOU ASK HER TO SHAVE
>>79817981
>dad
>yes son
>I want to be a 45 yo secretary from 1985
>>79818115
If my son became a trap he'd better go all the way. He'd better get the best possible hormones, proper surgery, learn to groom himself, exercise for a more female physique, learn to walk like a woman, etc.
I can't understand how someone would decide to do something life changing like attempting to change genders and coming out on TV only to not put in any effort whatsoever.
>>79818115
OH MY FUCKING
GGGGGGOOOODDDD
>>79818242
both are fucking crazy cunts
>>79818256
you are asking way too much for a mentally challenged man
>>79818248
Cruise is David Bowie's son?
>>79817039
kekd
>>79818248
THIS IS GROUND CONTROL TO MAJOR TOM
>>79818115
Christ that was scary
>>79813591
I don't know why, but Hayley Atwell's dad always looks like a total bro to me.
>tfw you know you've given your daughter god-tier tit genetics
>>79818465
He looks like has 'Nam flashbacks.
>>79818465
this is weird because I wondered where she got her features. I just assumed it was from her american father. Now I want to see her mother.
>>79818465
fertility goddess right there
thanks sir for your based balls
>>79818248
It keeps astounding me to realise how literally perfect Cruise's face is. Biggest winner in gene lottery in the history of mankind.
>>79818465
how do you not get an erection feeling her huge tit against you?
>>79818561
Here's her mum. She looks like a true mix of the two, I think. Who would have thought that those parents would produce the best fertility goddess the world has ever seen?
>>79818465
imagine creeping so much on Hayley atwell you have an opinion about her dad
>>79818465
>dat look of smug satisfaction right into the camera
He just knows. I bet he'd be a fucking awesome father-in-law.
>>79815664
>>79815834
>When you feel the power of god flow trough you
>>79818761
Whoah! Hayley missed out on having blue eyes.
>>79818465
some fathers are probably horrified when their daughter turns out to be mega hot with an enormous fat rack. not that man. that man looks like he's nothing but proud of what his sperm produced.
>>79818904
Those Native American genes from her Dad were just too strong.
>>79818256
If my son became a trap I'd kill him and then myself.
>>79818904
Then she would truly have been our perfect Wondy
I do like her brown eyes tho, they suit her
>>79817044
that's the fallacy of blending genetics
t. purple eyed hindu dog man
>>79815535
this
>>79818465
sir, I would like to ask for your permission to marry your daughter
>>79813787
what is her endgame?
>>79817044
recessive doesnt mean its impossible to pass them on, unless thier mom is homozygous for all those traits (unlikely)
>>79816582
it's Quadinaros
>>79814309
Leto's mom wins by default.
>>79819293
>That look on ben and leto's mom
You just know
>>79817087
ayy lmao
How come Scott Eastwood looks like an uberalpha and Francesca like this... it's gyllenhaal genetics all over again
>>79817960
QT's
>>79817904
oy vey
>>79817946
Wow her mom is a prime example of how much better someone could look by losing weight
>>79818115
J U S T
>>79818604
Seriously, even if the compromise was being short at least he's not autistic about it like RDJ is
>>79816481
Well hello beautiful's
>>79817942
holy shit wtf i want to have sexwith all of them.
>>79818604
He deserves to be so perfect too, considering how fucked his teeth were as a kid.
>>79819446
scott eastwood eyes are so small as fuck its weird
>>79819648
what a shame, look at his face, that's a man with some ragrets
>>79815826
This gives me hope
>>79818636
kek
Best Emma and her aunt Julia Roberts and her dad Eric "I'll be there in 5 minutes" Roberts
>>79819684
That reminds me
>>79819648
To think that this charismatic hunk of a man spawned such lousy offspring.
>>79819684
He's a cute! CUTE!
>>79819820
of what?
>>79819850
Left or right /tv/?
>>79819850
>tfw my legitimate sons are either faggots, fat asses or sluts
no wonder why arnie fucking loves his new son, he couldn't do anything of pic related with his other faggot sons
>>79814495
Serious question...what must it feel like as an adult to have your child paying your bills and buying you clothes and stuff? It's gotta be a bit hard to deal with
>>79819118
Get in line, Atwell is mine
>>79820082
Right was probably hot as hell in her prime.
>>79819849
>Eric "I'll be there in 5 minutes" Roberts
kek
>>79816667
that's a handsome papa
Why the fuck is Rumer Willis' face so strange?
>>79820148
>probably
>>79820262
>certain that image was shopped
>mfw it isn't
>>79820265
what the fuck that's norma?
i knew she looked familiar but twin peaks is only like 20 years old why does she look 70?
>>79817960
Looks like someone who would bother you about owl sanctuaries
>>79816756
that's wrong. if they are a theistic agnostic (as I am) they would say "this is the proof I've been waiting for" and fall to their knees
>>79820262
has her mothers face on her fathers big ass skull
>>79820306
This is from the Peoples' magazine official website.
I...
>>79816792
oh wow, that's embarrassing. i'd hate to get caught in a lovers' quarrel in public
>>79820400
Was this at the annual Easter Island Head Gala?
>>79819923
I'm crying T_T
>>79820400
those heads are fucking massive, I wish I have those heads so I can play footy better, make some kickass footy goals
>>79820400
Both look like traps
>>79819446
different mom
>>79820368
Why the fuck is Bruce Willis' head so goddamn big then?
>>79817957
was she the hot bad girl in "Saved"? what the fuck has she been up to since then?
>>79820024
I guess he's doing GOMAD+SS
>>79820400
The third daughter.
>tfw your genetics are so strong that all your daughters look like you
>>79820121
I will kill you. For her honor.
>>79820262
>hfw no sons
:(
>>79820092
>the son he never had
good for him, based arnie
>>79817981
this is their own secret joke. they won't reveal it to the public, but it was for shits and giggles.
>>79820024
Wasting arnolds genes like that should be treated as one of the worst crimes against humanity
>>79820092
arnold is looking pretty good for his age
>>79820092
>>79820622
>>79820262
>>79820306
>>79820400
DNA is a fickle bitch.
I dare you to google Boris Becker's daughter...
>>79820622
>>79820092
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENSdhADvYIM
>>79819368
that they both fucked Matt Damon?
>>79820706
GET TO THA CHOPPA NOW MANO
>>79820698
ayy
>>79820082
The seed is strong
>>79820796
It's the afro and her father's crazy ass eyes
>>79820664
Looks like he's got more Kennedy genes
>>79817946
https://youtu.be/BdGpr5Z2rio
>>79820796
what a mess
>>79820262
>>79820306
>>79820400
Proof that two men can have children with each other.
>>79813591
>ywn be famous
>ywn tenderly molest your mom knowing she is dependent on your wealth.
requesting Milana Vayntrub and her mom
>>79820796
This is what happens when you cross a red-haired german with a semi-nigger, both ugly.
#notevenonce
>>79820845
fucking autistic lesbo
>>79820893
>requesting
>>79820893
FACK OFF REDDIT
>>79814234
How does Will Smith manage to look genuinely proud to be stood next to that fucking disappointment?
>>79820901
a qute!
>>79816792
I have a friend who does shit like this with his mom.he's in his 20shis mom is the hottest woman I've ever met
>>79820943
He's a good actor.
>>79817981
>Colin Mockery
>>79820943
he genuinely loves his kids
well, two of them
>>79820989
Why is she so brown
>>79821032
He's carrying his ex-girlfriend who killed herself.
PUT THE GUN DOWN
>>79814234
everyone shittalking jaden is stupid. Look up literally anything with Will and his kid, he fucking loves the little shit, and completely endorses his shenanigans
>>79821049
Sunshine/chemicals?
>>79820882
>no one will ever post pictures of you in an insulting fashion to a chinese anime site
>>79816667
Why is Christian Bale wearing a wig and a dress
>>79816667
Dakota and Elle's aunt
>>79821084
I mean, permabrown
>>79814352
>>79814419
>>79814683
>>79820943
kek so much empty inference. Why are you cucks so triggere by his son. These people are RICH...they can do as they please and the public will eat it up. Imagine having a couple of millions in the bank?
I would go to my local store in a onesie and flip off every dog I see on the way. I'll also grow a mullet and make whores lick it while I demean them. Pour-que? because you can.
>>79817946
>this is what to expect when the fame ends and the pie eating begains
>john mayer hit it first before the taytay turns into fat white trash.
>kanye will be the last, on top of a 350 lb tay tay, trying to roll her in flour to find the wet spot.
>she try's to ride him cowgirl, but has a heart attack landing on kanye crushing him.
>her last words: Donald trump sends his regards nigger.
>>79821097
Nah man, looks like a disscount rooney mara
>>79819648
kek
>>79820893
>>79820939
blow it out you're ass
>>79821175
Reddit: the post
>>79821132
Probably some Mediterranean genes in there.
>>79821192
He couldn't pick at least a cutie niggress
>>79821236
But mediterraneans arent that brown, they are olive, shes looks like a legit latina, she so dark that michael the fast bender is tapping her shit
>>79820262
fuck
she has perfect eyes, nose and mouth shape
will just need to send her to korea, they have crazy doctors there that gonna do sth to that chin and jaw
>>79817946
Rats. Nothing but closing in on 10 figures net worth left at that point.
>>79821288
Aren't latinos Mediterraneans?
>>79821072
how did she turn out to be such a qt with those ugly ass parents
>>79821338
No need to go to Korea, just get a belt sander.
>>79821202
her mom is waaaaaaaaaaay more bangable than that weird faced kike
>>79819820
It shouldn't
>>79821112
$100 says he was trying to get to her and had to settle for the ugly sister.
>>79821418
yeah, there were some primo lewd photos of her mom but now they seem to have vanished from the internet. her mom is a 11/10 milf
>>79821408
wtf i love serchas dad now
>>79821467
He could have done a lot better. Lucky he didn't.
>>79820943
The thing you have to remember about Will Smith is that when he was young he dressed in way that people thought were outrageous.
>>79821408
I love it when ugly or average people make beautiful children. It's one of life's great gifts.
>>79821661
yeah, but even then you could say that he didn't look like a raging faggot
>>79813671
T I G H T T
>>79821049
Her real father is Somali
>>79819648
>>79821202
>>79820685
having arnie as a dad must be such a fucking blast. a golden ticket straight into chadhood with his power genetics.
people give him shit for the ugly mexican maid but i bet arnie's neanderthal conan DNA has him fine tuned for seeking out perfect birth pods for his children.
>>79815775
She looks fantastic in Inherent Vice.
>>79821924
what is his face trying to convey?
>>79821947
Yeah, too bad all his other children are failed projects and the only one with potential is the one from the Mexican maid.
>>79821934
fuck, i'd pick the mom in any given day, she's a 10/10
>>79821985
>too bad
arnie knows his shit, he did it for a reason
>>79820024
that's what happens when you've got strongman genes and you don't live the strongman lifestyle. you get fucked by that metabolism. eating like you are getting your pump
i wish we could modify our genes at-will. some people just want to play video games. maybe even splice them in and out. selling arnie dna will trade for some korean gold farming dna
>>79821934
Those thick ass arms though
>>79821934
someone post the pic of milana + mom + sister please
>>79814056
DELETE THIS
>>79820334
Probably because she literally is 70. Don't forget she was 43 or so in Twin Peaks.
>>79821973
Total sociopathic inhumanity.
>>79821985
he makes the stock for the soup. its goodass stock. but if the potager is shit then there aint no fixing it.
>>79814015
>>79816555
how can a woman be so fucking perfect?
>>79822459
>this
>anything close to perfect
the celebrity goggles have blinded you my friend
>>79820262
Did her mom secretly sleep with the bogs?
>>79822525
perfect eyes, aesthetically perfect face, one of the strongest foot games out there, slim frame with curvy hips, perfect nipples and tits, cute little butt but very well defined, sexy voice, doesn't act like a total slut all the time, half white and half latina which is one of the best combos.
you are just a faggot man, it's ok if you are one, just don't be one here or irl
>but m-mom won't people see us?
>don't worry about it Lily I eat my girlfriends out at this spot all the time
>>79817981
Know her personally, ama
>>79822904
Did you know that no one cares? Now you know
>>79822904
What's she like?
Does she shave now?
What is she sexually attracted to?
How long has this woman-stuff been going on? Was she alwasy faggy?
>>79822904
>her
>>79822904
>her
>>79822992
>was she always faggy
Not always. Had a super qtgf for several years and then "was bi". Eventually started being faggier and faggier and the gender stuff kind of came out of fucking nowhere. Didn't know it was important enough for either of them to end up on TV about it.
>what is she sexually attracted to
Men I think
>does she shave now
Lmao NO. Her insta is just shit like this, hairy face and lipstick and trans rights stuff. She lives in fucking Toronto and is rich and white, she doesn't have to fight for any rights.
>what's she like
Was fun when she was younger, outgoing and a classic drama kid, really into kino, then I guess found tumblr
>>79823190
Link to insta pls.
>>79823223
Do your own googling, I think she goes by Kinley now unless she changed it again
>>79823260
https://www.instagram.com/kinleymochrie/
lel