Poorly rated movies you enjoy

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Blind Fury, Rutger Hauer is Zatoichi the Vietnam vet.
It has an all-star B-list cast and an annoying brat, and lots of Rutger unzipping people with his cane sword.

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>>79810950

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>all those seagal threads
>nobody ever makes memes out of this kino

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This is actually a great movie.

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>>79811119
I love Double Team, it puts a smile on my face every time I watch it.

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Death Wish 1 - 4
Based Charles Bronson being the best Punisher.

>>79811758
the first one is a 7/10 on IMDB, I wouldn't call that poor
great movie though

>>79811789
Well, the other ones are poorly rated and I enjoyed them all so I put the first one in too.
And yeah, Death Wish 1 is great.

>>79811758
>>79811789
>>79811828

Death Wish 1 is mediocre as hell
Death Wish 2 is even worse and partly unrelated to first one plot

Death Wish 3 is kino

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>>79810950

The original Mortal Kombat. It still stands as the best videogame-to-movie adaptation.

Silent Hill had potential but squandered it.

Billy Madison, Happy Gilmore, White Chicks, The Hot Chick, Little Nicky, Vegas Vacation, Steve Martin version of the Pink Panther

Oh and Pearl Harbor

>>79810950
all jcvd films

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I am cheating because generally critics have lukewarm to positive reviews of it.

But it's viewed as black sheep of Cap's trilogy by literally everyone I know and people straight up say it's bad.

I think it's best movie of Phase 1, but largely because its flaws can be applied to literally any movie in Phase 1 (weaker second half)

Wolfman 2010. While I can tell it's a bad film when I watch it, I enjoy the performances and the effects (when practical - the CGI is pretty piss poor).

That's a horror film though. Naming one that's not a horror is pretty hard.

All Adam Sandler's films released before I was 15 (up until the Waterboy I think, but Grown Ups was good as well), Tim Allen veichles (I.e. Jungle 2 Jungle, the one with Kirsty Ally where they're Amish etc.), Not Another Teen Movie, Scary Movie 1 & 2, all the Chevy Chase Vacation movies (including Vegas... not the cousin Eddie spin offs though), the shitty girl rip off of Stand By Me called Now and Then with Christina Ricci.

Lots more I can't think of.

>>79812548
You are a moron. Silent Hill was a masterpiece. Go back to watch Mortal Kombat you fucking goon.

The Lone Ranger.

They needed cut that fucking old Tonto thing out, tho. Kept distracting the main story.

>>79811104
They straight up destroy Japan in this movie don't they? I haven't seen it since I was a kid

>>79811863
>Death Wish 1 is mediocre as hell
You take that back.

>>79813487
>Silent Hill was a masterpiece
Not really, it fell into many of the same traps that all the games past SH4 have. It definitely had its moments though.

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>>79810950
Anything by Uwe Boll

Lionheart aka a.w.o.l.