>Looks smugly at the camera
>Something, something, something... "all according to plan, the end justifies the mean, etc"
>Knocks the table two times with his knuckle
Is it autism?Also House of Cards general
The train murder is where the show jumped le shark. Maybe even earlier with Peter. But fuck if the subway scene wasnt the most satisfying shit ever.
>>79810101
>general
just fuck yourself faggot
>>79810138
The show turned to absolute shit in the third season. I forced myself to sit through the whole season then dropped it when there was no payoff at the end. They gave him presidency too quickly. What a fucking waste of a great show.
>>79810101
This show needs to go back to basics. The first season was absolutely amazing, the rest - not so much.
>>79810101
The original is better.
>>79810181despite "MUH WIFE IS MUH RUNNING MATE", season 4 (and Tusk's return) actually saved the show
>>79810101
I wish they'd woken up to the fact that people enjoyed the episodes where frank and claire were kicking ass together more than "annoying wife cliche" claire
Aside from Frank, who is the best character and why is it Peter Russo?F
>tfw in the 5th season they introduce an excentric billionaire with weird hair to make fun of Trump
>>79810257
Ranking characters (not actors) from House of Cards
1.based Conway
2.Tusk
3.Freddy
4.Doug
5.Peter Russo
6.Frank
7.Claire's mom
8.Remy
8.President Walker
9.the gay bodyguard
10.Bernie and Joe Biden's son namedDonald
>>79810315
Chad thundercock from the last season is trump
This has replaced sons of anarchy as the show that I think is totally fucking retarded but have invested enough time into to see it to the end.
>>79810315
>tfw Putin carbon-copy will order to hack the DNC in season 5
>>79810454
This probably will happen
>>79810454
I like how they made Not!Putin tall to be more menacing.
Actual Putin is a (forgive the meme word) manlet.
>Ywn manipulate a beautiful young reporter into making news that support your policy or bringing down your enemy, than fuck said reporter every night with the consent of your equally ambitious wife
>, and when she finally outlive her usefulness you will push her to a train rail without the slightest regret
>>79810454
Putin was so shit in the show.
>>79810257
The best character is based Doug
He's going to fuck and kill the wife of the man he approved killed so Frank could move up on the donor list. Keep creepin Doug
>>79812828
This, Doug is a fucking mad bastard and I love it
>>79810257
Stamper is probably it for me.
Meechum was a pretty cool guy too.
>>79812999
>>79812892
>>79812828
He's also one of the based officers in Generation Kill.
>>79812284
The Russia shit was so weird. Especially literally bringing Pussy Riot onto the show.
>>79812828
>Its a Doug goes back in time to spy on Britain to make sure the fledgling United States succeeds and allows a future Underwood to take power of it episode
>>79810101
that table knock was spooky. Walter White might yell and claim to be the knocking man but Frank Underwood actually knocks the knock
>>79810181
>guns are bad we all know it we just run republican because they're suckers even though they're not a majority in the country and they're becoming less and less and that would be a stupid fucking reason to pick a candidacy
I fucking hated season 3
>>79813136
>It's a "Doug gets fired and gets a job working at a mall, as Franks Presidency leads to a zombie apocalypse" episode.
Could stick with it, right up to the assassination attempt scene. Comically ridiculous. Granted it had already seriously declined, but that really put the cherry on top.
ready for your mindbreak, /tv/?
Claire Underwood isplayed by Jenny from Forrest Gump
>>79813056
Yeah, the Russian guy just didn't feel threatening at all. Even when Frank went to the Middle East to negotiate with him the stakes seemed so low. Only good bits were him flirting with Claire
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>>79813405
How could something so pure turn into something so vile
>>79810454
Looks more like Elon Musk than Vladimir Putin.
Anyway the show went to shit in season 2. Characters become too chaotic, direction was one degree below S1 and let's not even mention the BLACKED cuckoldry. Then they insisted on having non-Putin as the enemy and soon we will have not-Trump in the show.
Too bad because season one was goat.
>>79811379
goddamn, learn 2 english you imbecile
>>79813499
>taking imaginary characters literally
>>79810101
currently struggling to finish season 2 is it worth fighting on? later seasons as good as first or no?
>>79810181
The rise is more interesting than the maintaining power aspect. But I stopped watching after the first episode in the latest season.
The whole first lady running for Congress thing behind the Potus back was just too full retard for me.
>>79814211
No, but better than Season 2