Why is it so comfy /tv/?

ITT: movies women will never understand

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pddW-HeHAwo

>>79809793
The Maltese Falcon

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>>79809722
>>79809861
TFW I realise the only character in the film older than me is Herr Kaleu. Fuck I'm getting old

>>79809722
Because >IT'S A LONG WAY TO TIPPERARY!
>>79810016
How old are you Anon?

>>79810218
>How old are you Anon?
30 this year

There is something comforting about watching Germans working and being efficient and mission oriented.
The rest of the the time they are a bunch of cunts.

>>79810238
Not that old desu

this movie is literally perfect (ofc the 3h30 version)
it has so many feelings, it feels so real

it's not the usual "lol fuckin nazi bad guys lelelel fuck em'" (right Taranthackino?)

>>79810561
How old are you anon?

>>79810673
>it's not the usual "lol fuckin nazi bad guys lelelel fuck em'"
This. Just finished watching Fury - utter shit. I want those two hours of my life back now

>>79810718
26. I was just expecting you to say something older since the captain definitely looks over 30 in the movie

Any advice for a young whippersnapper like me?

>>79811245
>the captain definitely looks over 30 in the movie
Stress will do that to you

>Any advice for a young whippersnapper like me?
Always drink/eat/smoke/inject the best that you can afford, and the best that's available when someone else is paying

>>79810673
>(right Taranthackino?)

both Hans Landa and Frederick Zoller were likable characters though

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>>79809861
>tfw posting from Tipperary

>>79811594
I want some drugs now

>>79809722
Reminder: It didn't win a single Oscar it was nominated for, and that's why the Oscars are complete bullshit

As a German it was fucking weird to see Herbert Grönemeyer as an actor. Great movie though

>>79812668

>have your first ever role in a hugely successful movie
>instead of going into a movie career you decide to become a musician
>be one of the most successful german musicians ever

Herbert the absolute madman

>>79812668
As a non German it is fucking weird to find out he is a musician now

>>79812753
He should have stayed in the movie business. He's a fucking terrible musician.

>>79809722
U-Boats are cool

>>79812849
>He's a fucking terrible musician.

how fucking pleb are you? Bleibt Alles Anders is a legit 9/10 album

>>79812890
Literally the only reason why he even is popular is because he started his career at a time when there was no other big German musician out there.

All his songs sound exactly the same and his fucking stutter-like """singing""" is insanely annoying to listen to.

>>79809722
The movie is pretty pointless. These guys are stuck on that boat for 3 hours, then they finally can get out and then get killed moments later - THE END.

>>79813024
t. woman

DAS BOOT
OOH
OOH
OOH
OOH
SCOOPS
WHERE YA CURLY MUSTACHE AT
AAAAAAAAAAAA

>>79813024
just like life itself if you think about it

>>79813024
Taxi Driver is pretty pointless. Some guy drives a taxi for two hours, then kills a bunch of people - THE END.
Apocalypse Now is pretty pointless. Some guys take a boat up a river for two hours, find some crazy guy, then he gets stabbed and they go home - THE END.
Lord of the Rings is pretty pointless. Some guys carry a ring around for three movies, then they finally get to Mordor and throw it in the volcano - THE END.

>>79813383
Not the same. The people we follow in those movies get to live. In Das Boot they don't.

>>79809722

>Why is it so comfy /tv/?

Superb acting, superb directing, absolutely superb music, also makes you realize the germans deserved to win.

>>79813475
>The people we follow in those movies get to live
Tell that to Boromir

>>79813596
Sean Bean almost always dies, it's shocking when he DOESN'T die.

>>79813475
Children of Men is so pointless.
Saving Private Ryan is so pointless.
Romeo & Juliet is so pointless.
Pan's Labyrinth is so pointless.
No Country for Old Men is so pointless.
Thelma & Louise is so pointless.
Get Carter is so pointless.
The Wicker Man is so pointless.
Butch Cassidy & the Sundance Kid is so pointless ...

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>>79813628
>Sean Bean
You mean Michael Graham Cox right?

>>79809722
>why is it so comfy
Based Kriegsmarine.
There need to be more good U-Boat movies

>>79813837
Submarine movies are the ultimate krieg-kino, pity they're a thinking man's movie and so few get made

>>79813383
>Apocalypse Now is pretty pointless. Some guys take a boat up a river for two hours, find some crazy guy, then he gets stabbed and they go home - THIS IS THE END.
ftfy

>>79810279
cunt.

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>>79814049
>thinking man's movie
your god damned right

This and Master and Commander are some of my favorite movies, any more navalkinos out there?

>>79812849
>>79812982
Absolute plebs.
How old are you guys? 12?

>>79810673
>ofc the 3h30 version
are you saying i shouldnt watch the 5 hour series?

>>79813628
Was Sean Bean on the freighter they sank?

>>79814750
Enemy Below

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>>79810673
>it's not the usual "lol fuckin nazi bad guys lelelel fuck em'"
Watch more navalkino anon. The out of my way nazi shits is more the army's thing. Naval warfare always has more of a mutual respect of chess masters and badasses that might as well be operating in deep space for their remoteness and chance of rescue if anything goes wrong. And literally anything going wrong is probably going to result in everyone's death.

>>79809722
Which version should I watch?

>>79814750
Operation Petticoat is pretty good but it is a bit silly at times.

>>79809920
The Maltese Falcon is shit. Holy fuck that fat charicature character as a villain in a serious movie.

If you wanna watch noir-kino watch Double Indemnity

>>79809722
Because it has perfect pacing, suspense, acting and music. Its absolute top tier war-kino.

>>79815829
Nah, kys.
If you have to shit on TMF you don't 'get' DI

>40,000 men went to sea on a uboat
>of those 40,000 only 10,000 didn't die at sea
>of those 10,000, 5,000 were captured by the enemy

>>79815958
>liking overrated trash
>thinks other people dont "get" film

>>79816391
Yes, you don't. Just another angry babby.

>>79814750
Tora Tora Tora

Should I watch this movie if I'm a woman?

>>79816514
No. You should watch this movie because it's great.

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Post yfw
>ALAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMMMM

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>>79815635
>>79814750
This is pretty good, not very well known either

>>79816508
>>79816391
Just watch Kiss Me Deadly you pair of plebs

>>79816820
Why this stupid dispute? All these three are great films, firmly classics.
/tv/ is retarded and you fucks make it this way

LADEN SIE TORPEDOS!

>>79817037
WER DER FLAMMENWERFER

>>79817187
DIE WAFFEN LEGT AN!

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>>79817265
Zerstörer! ALAAAAAAAARM!

>>79813024
That's war movies made by the loser for you.

>>79810673
>>79815635
>>79816750
The Cruel Sea is kino as well, just for the opening alone:
>This is a story of the Battle of the Atlantic, the story of an ocean, two ships, and a handful of men. The men are the heroes; the heroines are the ships. The only villain is the sea, the cruel sea, that man has made more cruel...

>>79817595
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=joUDAD3GB3g