How can a three panel comic strip about a cat smoking a pipe

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Anyone have full John Blyth Barrymore's written script? I really need this.

>>79809983
This, please.

It's actually pretty great.

>>79809983
Some anon said yesterday he's determined to transcribe it. Ask around these threads in the coming week, I guess. Maybe throw out the reminder to do it.

I don't understand. Is this some kind of ultra ironic humour that only Jim gets?

>>79810423

I think the irony is pretty blatant, in-your-face like, so everyone that enjoys ironic humour will get it

>>79810423
I think it requires a deeper knowledge of biblical renaissance art that the average man simply doesn't have.

>>79809574
>this is considered 10/10 comedy in Burgerland

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>tfw been trying to master the aristocratic newspaper grip but the other half keeps crumpling inwards

>>79809574
Let's analyze this then
He's reading the newspaper and then he needs his pipe, clearly a metaphor for drug abuse
He needs to sedate himself to deal with the horrors of the outside world he reads about in the news, but the fatcat(s) have taken his drugs and left him in such agony he needs to scream