Chev Chelios must __________ to survive

>>79800340
roll dubs

>>79800340
shitpost constantly

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>>79800348

>>79800340
show butthole

grow his hair back

>>79800340
meditate

It's a very slow sequel no one asked for to make up for the other ones being so action-packed.

>>79800340
Stay awake. The record is 11 days

>>79800348
Check em.

>>79800340
Fap

>>79800340
Kick some block oss

>>79800448
>sequel where chev has to take deep breaths and control himself in the face of stress and adversity or else his heart will explode
would watch

>>79800340
Mime

>>79800340
get a 6

>>79800484
Good idea, but it's a bit too close to the first one.

>>79800340
meme

>>79800423
Damn son, this one hit a little too close to home.

Can't remember which comedian it was, but the guy who said that he was attached to a machine that runs exclusively on DvDs of Crank 2 has the best idea I've ever heard.

>>79800348
>DRINK LAVA

Is there any hope that we will ever get a Crank 3?

>>79801009
Plz find and link

>>79800340
must die to survive
must explote to survive
must bloodbath to survive
must cuck cucks to survives

dress like a woman

Cut onions without tears

achieve biological homeostasis

>inb4 sing

That's still the best idea these threads have conjured up

>>79800340
watch 18 sopranos episodes per day

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>>79800340
roll a 75

>>79800340
Stay erect

>>79800340

Team up with Phil and grant Mitchell

>>79800340
die

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>>79800340

>>79800340
Fuck and suck.

>>79802592
That's not a 75

>>79800340
orgasm once per hour

the release of brain chemicals from cumming counteracts the neurotoxin he has been injected with so he must fuck constantly while chasing the man who done him wrong

The fuck was in that red box anyways

>>79805365
That's not very hard though, he can just masturbate once per hour.

Feed and seed

>>79800405
Did they ever show you what was in that red cooler? It wasn't his heart if i recall. Chev looks in and mentions it being disgusting.

>>79800340
Grunt
Mhhmm

>>79800536
This

>>79800340
>Chelios means bald man in my language.
What did they mean by this?

>>79800340
die

not poop

>>79806691
pay denbts

Rape

>>79800340
eat tacos

>>79806487
ahh

b-but his hands have been amputated

he also needs chemicals only secreted by the vagine

>>79800340
Banepost