Why would you do if you had his powers?
>>79797010
Superpowers don't exist.
jerk off real fast
Rape.
>>79797010
Idk. How do his powers work? Looking at BvS it seems that him running fast causes a miniature electrical storm. So rape is off the menu?
rape all the girls and steal all the money
rape women so fast they don't even know they been raped
travel back in time and rape waifus in their prime
>>79797010
Take a bunch of stuff from people who can afford to lose it, stop crime to balance out karma on the side
>>79797010
Speedforce into a better franchise
Dc is ded figgit
>>79797010
I mean what could you really do?
Do what fox quicksilver did and steal a bunch of cool stuff to put in my basement
Every single one of you would murder somebody. Or ruin their lives in a way that's worse than murder. You're only human.
>>79797061
You kidding? Just look at the justice league trailer. Simply sidestepping bruces batarang cause an electric storm. Talk about subtlety
>>79797058
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>>79797072
Since when did muslims browse 4chan?
>>79797039
If i used the power for this id have alot more free time
leave for class at the last minute, instead of an hour and a half like usual
>>79797161
What if he built his suit just so he could rape women without killing them? He's a fucking basement dwelling redditor.
>>79797058
>>79797066
>>79797072
I feel like you would just set a lot of women on fire and not really get a chance for much relief from trying to do that at super speeds
>>79797010
This the new Hollowman thread?
>>79797058
>>79797066
>>79797072
Did you finish your homework assignment fast Ahmed?
rape
>>79797010
In the comics he can take speed away from anything. So would that mean it's possible for me to do the reverse and put speed into making grilled cheese sandwiches to make them cook faster?
live a relaxed life like Quicksilver did
I'd much rather have Purple Man's power. Wouldn't you?
Probably just travel the world
hey does anyone have a link to that primal fetish video of lily lebeau jacking off the flash?
>>79797604
>when I tell someone to kill yourself they literally do it
>can tell anyone to blow me and they'll get on their knees without hesitating
Pretty good deal
>>79797604
Not even complete mind control could stop from being cucked by the black man.
Is this a message?
>>79797701
He could've told Luke Cage to rip his own heart out
>>79797701
He could've told Luke Cage to rip off his BBC and eat it
>>79797010
steal things and kill people
>>79797010
jack off to completion in a nanosecond
>>79797253
>implying 4chan hasn't always loved rape
way to out yourself newfriend
>>79797010
I hope the DCEU gets scrapped and they get a new Flash
Get dubs before anyone else.
>>79797389
>trying the joke again after it already failed