Would you like a piece of chocolate cake, anon?

>>79796283
Peter was fucking gay for not penetrating this qt slav

with milk?

I just want your cake, qt slav

>>79796414
Yes, with a glass of milk.

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>>79796488
>MMMMM MOMMY SPIDEY MAN LOVE MILKY MILK

What did Raimi mean by this? Was Spiderman a big fan of milk?

Waiting for 'man of spiders'

>>79796283
>Did you make it or is it store bought? If the former no thanks, your family is fucking disgusting and I would guarantee you people have some sort of bugs or diseases over there. I for sure wouldn't trust the cleanliness of your plates and silverware and you're definitely too poor to afford to waste paper ones so no I'm actually good on all accounts. Oh and if you ever come in my apartment again without knocking I'll cave your head in with the jagged brick I keep beside my bed solely for intruders. Close the damn door on the way out and I recommend taking a shower. Could use a shave as well.

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>>79796283
What was this girl's deal anyway? Did she have a crush on Peter or is she just really eccentric?

>not banging this keen slavic landlord's daughter to ameliorate the RENT

wow this peter parker was a faggot

>it's an "the landlord bitched at him about rent again so peter takes out his frustration by anal hatefucking the landlord's daughter" episode

>>79796776
She was really excited for Peter when MJ called for him so who knows...

Nah I don't want me no cake, I want me some pie. You know what I'm sayin??

>>79796736
kek

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>>79796283
>Cake? You know what I'd like? FOR YOUR KIKE DAD TO FIX MY DAMN DOOR!

Whoa, that came out of nowhere.

>>79796283
> cooks
> friendly and supportive
> meek
> not fat

ugly as fuck but am i wrong to think slav skelly is the perfect woman?

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>>79796283
Sorry being part polish an all, my dad really hates Russians.
So if I were to bring you home, I imagine he'd never speak to me ever again


Ya know coz of the whole, Kathy wood thing oh and the communism ruining all of planet earth stuff....

So yeah! I'll see ya later!

>>79797017

Best one yet.

>>79797069
>ugly as fuck
What the fuck?

>>79797181
maybe i should have said Homely

she's young and thin and those are always attractive-- but she's not beautiful by any means

>>79797296
>maybe i should have said Homely
No, since homely is what you call ugly cunts.

>>79797121
I don't think I get it