Why would you do if you had his powers?

>>79796177
wear a sheet during halloween and scare children

____

>watch supermodels change their clothes
>shit into peoples houses

Go to a casino with a friend.

Join the Armed Forces and do crazy special operations.

>>79796177
rap

Join the circus.

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>>79796239
>shit into peoples house
>shit into
>into

>>79796177
fake my own death and haunt my ex gf for not letting me eat her ass

>>79796290
just pop a squat on their chimney

>>79796177
Pretty much the same he did. Rape Rhona Mitra

Steal shit.
I'd stick googly eyes on the Mona Lisa and hang it over my toilet.

>>79796177
Is this a good movie?

Stake out wasted drunk women at bars, follow them home &.....you know the rest

Wait in a women's restroom and just watch.

Maybe fap

>>79796369
You get to see bacon rape Rhona mitra

>>79796177
Rape Rhona Mitra

>>79796177
rape

Paid assassin

>>79796239
I'd shit in people's houses but I'd do it at like 8 pm on a Thursday

>watching TV
>hear some kind of noise, like footsteps
>ignore it
>stuff starts moving around coffee table
>a stream of diarrhea starts pouring seemingly from mid air all over the table, spreading everywhere

Shitpost.

Rape.

Seems more like a disability to me. The photonically impaired. Also how does he see if all the light that enters his eyes just passes through his head?

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>>79796428
>yfw dirty anus escapes through the backdoor

>>79796448
fuck you this is about being invisible and groping a coworker or classmates breasts

>>79796415
cuck

>>79796382
Feed them eggs?

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>>79796468

>>79796461
yeah!!

>>79796177
Just be a fly on the wall.

Follow politicians and watch them shed their skin

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>follow woman with big bootys around
>lay face on chair before they're about to sit down

>>79796177
>go to the movies
>watch free movies
>take shits directly in people's faces and onto their laps

be the best investigative / leaks reporter the world has ever seen.
also be best rapist the world has ever seen.
also the world doesn't technically see you

>>79796177
grope men until they pop weird boners in public.

maybe rape someone or just steal shit.

Nothing good can be done with invisibility, it's always rape/theft/assassination/spooky scary shit.

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Weren't his powers useless? I remember that the guy had no eyelids so he had to wear sunglasses everywhere to protect his eyes from light or his existence was absolute torment

>>79796581
>Nothing good can be done with invisibility, it's always rape/theft/assassination/spooky scary shit.
but you listed the good stuff

>>79796177
Reveal my invisibility until it's understood by the world

I'm boring

>>79796465
i know you are but what am i?

>>79796177
Your mom.

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>>79796407
>Rape Rhona Mitra
does anyone else think this chick is... not pretty?

I'd become a government tool of destruction. I'd be a one man killing machine. Only weakness is explosives and booby traps.

same thing I usually do I guess. I'm addicted to the interent

>>79796389
You would be disgusted instead of aroused.

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SNNIIIIIFFFFFFFF

It would be fun for like a week but then you'd realize that you'll never have a normal friendship or relationship and you'd probably kill yourself

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>>79797172
Where do you think you are right now?

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>>79797231

>>79797172
Who needs friends when you can sit in a group of people having fun and pretend you're a part of it?

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>>79797172
>you'd realize that you'll never have a normal friendship or relationship and you'd probably kill yourself

y-yeah, that'd be horrible... h-heh, glad I don't have to worry about that.

>>79796177

Grope a tit

Vote twice.

hookers and blow

>>79796831
If you were in active combat and the enemy knew you were in a building they could just bomb it and you're dead.

All they have to do is have a floor full of terrorists willing to die and when you show up they all suicide bomb. Woudln't last 6 months as a soldier desu

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>>79796177

i'd just get few hot celebrities pregnant throughout the world then encourage miraculous births they have through media or just cum into the drinks of really hot women

>>79797172
Fuck off, normie.

>>79796782
It's all about dat body.

jerk off but i couldnt see my hand or cock so preytend i had a invisible girlfriend

however our god is not thtat kind

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>>79796305

>>79796177
Is his poop invisible? Serious question.

>dude just starts raping everyone when he becomes invisible
This was a shockingly realistic movie.

>>79796573
Underrated comment

>>79796318
>>79796401
>>79796407

LAMAO

>>79797988
Yes. Otherwise you'd see shit hovering.

>>79798446
That would imply that the food he eats is also invisible, which means that anything that goes into the man's mouth becomes invisible. This doesn't make sense.

>>79796177
Never worry about food, money or a place to live ever.
Get everything for free.
If I want people to acknowledged me I can just cosplay as someone I wear something ridiculous
The internet will serve as a means of actually talking to people.
Don't know what I would do if I need to go to the hospital though..

Fly to Japan and watch hitomi Tanaka get fucked without a goddamn pixelated vag! Record it and then release it to the world.

>>79797795
Flying over Pakistan, altitude 30,000 feet.

I'd probably find some qt shy goth girl. I'd sneak into her room at night and whisper things in her ear. Things that she doesn't think anyone else knows, but I know because I've been following her and watching her. At first she'd be spooked, but no one will believe her and eventually she'll get use to me and begin to trust me. I'd lead her to believe that I'm the devil and convince her to have consensual sex with me and also convince her to do weird shit because it's "occult" and will strengthen our bond and grant her special powers or something. Not like making her believe she could fly or read minds or lift shit with her thoughts. It would be more like a placebo to get her to educate herself and be a useful productive person that just so happens to have a relationship with invisible Lucifer.

Invisibility does not
>erase your stinky ass smell
>make you impervious to weather while naked
>muffle your breathing noises
>get rid of the noises simply moving makes
>give you super lockpicking skills
>improve your agility enough to slip into a door at the same time as someone entering or exiting without bumping into them
>endow you with magic rape strength

So just fuck off with this meme fantasy

Impregnate white women and then laugh as they try to explain the brown baby to their spouse

Steal things, fuck with people and fiddle around with tits and asses I like

Rape every woman that I find attractive

>>79796177
You'd be blind

Steal all the money I can and rape all the women I can.

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>>79799462
>magic rape strength

>>79799462
>>erase your stinky ass smell
bathing would take care of that
>>make you impervious to weather while naked
pick a nice day
>>muffle your breathing noises
not that difficult to do
>>get rid of the noises simply moving makes
no clothes/shoes = no clothes/shoe noise, the rest is learning to move slowly
>>give you super lockpicking skills
you could probably buy some lockpicking equipment online or observe someone entering security code and use it later when no one is around
>>improve your agility enough to slip into a door at the same time as someone entering or exiting without bumping into them
don't need to, I know the security code
>>endow you with magic rape strength
is this even a thing?

>>79799462
>magic rape strength

last part is doubtful

in the movie he pretty much got super strength after becoming invisible, holding a grown up man with one hand etc

>>79799462
>endow you with magic rape strength

How much a weakling do you have to be to not be able to overpower an average woman?

Terrible terrible things

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>>79797172
So basically now with a do whatever the fuck I want card?

>>79796177
So was he naked the whole time?

>>79796177
I would be pretty cold to run around naked everywhere

>>79796239
But I already shit into peoples houses

>>79797795
>breast peach fuzz

wew

>>79799462
1. So?
2. Then don't go out in shitty weather?
3. This would only be a factor if you were breathing heavily and there was no ambient sound in the room whatsoever
4. Not having shoes would do that by itself and you don't even have to be invisible
5. Fair
6. That isn't too hard
7. Good thing I only rape women I guess?

Basically exactly what happened in the movie except less getting rekt.

>>79799462
>erase your stinky ass smell
Shower, also clean your ass better, you disgusting faggot.
>make you impervious to weather while naked
Depends on the person and your body can get used to it overtime
>muffle your breathing noises
Practice makes perfect
>get rid of the noises simply moving makes
Practice
>give you super lockpicking skills
Makes
>improve your agility enough to slip into a door at the same time as someone entering or exiting without bumping into them
Perfect
>endow you with magic rape strength
Get fit but seriously rape is bad, don't do it

>>79796177
All the thing he did and probably end the same way.

Hang out on /tv/ shitposting anonymously.

>have to stay inside during winter or go out with full body coverings

wow

Let Henry Cavill fuck me and Gal Gadot in the ass.

>>79796594
I guess you would have a couple of days to act all your "invisible man" fantasies before the sleep deprivation gets you and you start to go mad

>>79800012
>come back to secret lab after escaping it
Pretty dumb, senpai.

spy on cunny

you know you would, /tv/

>>79796594
That was when he first went invisible, he got used to it later.
Also he did most of his stuff at night time, so he would've probably sleep during day and do shit at night if he made I out alive and not burned.

>>79800111
>you
wasn't he expecting the other science people to find a cure for him or some shit?

>>79796177
wouldn't be able to use it effectively, I'd still feel incredibly uncomfortable walking around naked

>>79796205
underrated

RAPE

>>79796205
best post

>find a girl that lives alone
>stalk her and learn her habits
>break into her house while she's not there
>drop LSD in her food
>wait for her to come home and get the LSD
>rape her for 12 hours straight while she doesn't understand what happend

>>79796265
>not becoming a super assassin and a world power on your own

>>79796239
>>79796428
y'all forgetting, any shit in your intestines would be visible as the food you eat just seems to appear to be floating around inside you

You dumb asses are aware that you will be leaving DNA everywhere you go still right? Especially during rape? Many ghost have been caught this way.

>>79801318
Ghosts are caught when they let themselves to be seen.

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>>79801318

>tfw you sneak into a girls bedroom
>tfw you see how disgusting they are when alone

i'd follow couples home from bars who are going to have sex and watch and steal money

>>79801643
>tfw you sneak into your own bathroom and see how disgusting you are when you're alone

>>79797446
Very underrated

>>79796239
Serious question - Would his poo poo be invisible? If not, then at what point would it become visible? You don't see it floating around in his large intestine as he walks around - so presumably then his poo poo is invisible. So, does it become visible as it leaves his anus? This is legitimately confusing to me

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>>79802298
>mfw

>>79802298
His shits are invisible. That's why it would be so hilarious to shit into someone's house. They'd never find it.

>>79802503
the smell would be invisible too so it wouldnt really do any harm

>>79802298
In the movie he throws up and its like water (no color, no visible shape) so I'd assume his shits were clear.

>>79796177
If I could turn invisible, the experience would play out roughly the exact same as Hollow Man.

>>79796239
at what point does the shit become visible

>>79796177
Sneak into movie theaters and avoid the no-single policy.

>>79796417
What if your mark is in some cold place? Good luck freezing to death trying to stalk him.

>>79802298
now this is confusing to me

>>79802562
the feel would also be invisible so they would literally be undetectable.

kino prank.

>>79796239
>shit into peoples houses
>>79796305
>>79796428
what is it with jews and scatological obsession?

>>79803930
chopping off your dick and inbreeding isn't good for your noodle

Two chicks at the same time.

>>79796177
Masturbate in public.

>be terrified of being captured for research and never tell anyone
>flee to the wilderness and live as a hermit
>maybe squat in a vacant cabin
>be able to hunt wild game somewhat easier because they can't see me even though they can still hear/smell me

it would be pretty boring and also stressful

>>79796428
why do you have diarrhea though

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I would hang out at the morgue and I'd fuck all the dead qts desu. A plastic surgery clinic in some place full of yuppies too. That way I'd get to fuck all the butchered milfs/trophy wifes.

I would also mess with people in insane asylum's just to fuck with their head and make them get even worse.

A children's hospital full of kids with cancer too. Just to show them magic though.

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>break into MEWs house and violently sniff her asshole then murder her nu-male husband

>>79802298
What about the food going in? At what point does it become invisible?

What about if he smokes? Do you see the cloud in his lungs?

What about the several pounds of other symbiotic flora in his body? Do they have the invisibility attribute too?

obviously your poop would be invisible because it would be behind the wall of invisibility that is your flesh

>>79804277
>Not harvesting her DNA to create a living MEW doll
I would also steal her dirty panties and all of her wet workout clothes desu.

The power of invisibility would only be useful in some very specific situations and aside from those you'd have all the negatives:

- can't eat anything, would give away your position
- can't carry anything so stealing would be useless
- thermal imaging would spot you regardless (it's used more often these days than you realize)

and so on. And unless you can switch from visible to invisible at will (unlike the antagonist in Hollow Man who is "stuck" in the invisible mode) it would eventually just drive you insane just the same way.

>all those cool thoughts of being invisible and getting away with shit get drowned out by the reality of it
>oh well, guess mind control is still the best ability
>can make people think you're invisible, or objects, and so on

Also:

- consuming food/beverages/inhaling smoke from cigarettes/joints/hookahs/etc would all be visible constantly during the entire biological processing

None of that would be affected by the fact that he himself is out of phase with our reality, the biological processing of those consumables wouldn't cause them magically change phase so, saying "all that shit would be visible" has a literal meaning here since it would actually be visible till it comes out of him as shit and piss.

>movies always get shit wrong, thinking it'll be invisible shit
>the irony here is palpable

>I know how this technology would work even though it doesnt exist

t. autists

>>79804878
Terveisin. Gurksalad.

Wasn't one of his powers gradual mental destabilization until he went insane?

>>79805049
no thats your special power

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>>79796177
probably go insane

>>79796369
It's the same guy who directed Robcop and Starship Troopers

Messing with religious people would probably be pretty high up there

>>79796177
Honestly, be a creep.

>>79799462
>>endow you with magic rape strength
It's called having a cock, something you'll never do

I would stop crime or try to prevent people committing crime.

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>>79797231
kek

>>79800103

Why would you have sleep deprivation? Even if invisible eyelids don't keep out light keeping you awake, a blanket over the head would.

>>79796265
You couldn't carry weapons and would still have a decent chance of getting shot

>>79805314
>Robcop

Kek

I had straight to the gym on the chimedy room
Creep in to the ladies, change our room
They can't see me, ha, but sure I can see 'em
Waitin' for the tick blond, east an european
She takes of ideas, blows and pro fuck it does
All the guys in the room standandly I'm fucking as
What'cha work out, I'm seen in the Chaveur sea
And I could waitin', fuck that, 'cause no one needs
Free food, free crows, free beverage which
Free fucking cars from the bank in Demerige
Can't see me, 'cause I'm invisible
Love voices in ya head, I never see animal
Never see me like pommes and some presidents
Would I even know if I would sleepin' in ya residence
I know I've got eyed in the dark, let that man's in a raar
Out there but you aint see never got

Now I'm knowing 'bout the way, road
It's getting free lake but I ain't see close
All the holes and the sneek round the back
Cars and security, too, what shall I do with the security, boom
An invisible thing, in the supermarket
Come over the date time yo shoe can bost it
Cause people see cousin
Flowing off the chelf and a trolley in their arms
That's puttin yourself
I'm a dancer, heard a lot
Bearking a full ville, what they kill
And they even be the best fucking murderer
I'm nerving her
"Hey, there's someone in the room!"
Do they even know the back that's beat disturbing her
What can I say? I'm Ryan
When I come find our key to the car
I probably got, when I'm the reason at our end for
When yo wide stripping off I'm staring straight apart

Operate into parliament, planely, but no people see 'em
Place peaces of paper in front of the pm, pm
Completely see through, are we right the fools and the things that we do
Relax the tagstores, expose the facts, are nore cracks
Good world keep through the backdoors
People see this style, cause I'm fi... no other lights
No one knows that I was light and I was in a night quick

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go after pedos in the govt, of course

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>>79808641
invisibility is merely the final step of maximum male virility.

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>>79799462

Do you know where you are right now?

>>79796239
Hello India.

>>79796177
Serious question: would this make you go blind? Since light now passes through your eyes, your eyes become useless..

Break into Alison Brie her house and keep whispering to her that she has to crush Franco's balls or someone she loves will die.

>crush them alisoooon
>break his little eggs
>do it or a loved one will dieeeeeeee

>>79808668
This man is only 43 years old.

>>79809333
You would go blind, yes.

>>79809440
too many redpills

>>79796177
GIRLS LOCKER ROOM!

>>79797231

HA

>>79796417

How would your clients know where to find you?

>>79797795
Would the babies be invisible?

>>79809880
What kind of an assassin would he be if people knew where he was?

>>79796205
lol

>>79805267
The woman who edited that should've won an award.

Smear my house with my feces so I'd have an invisible house.

>>79796177

I'd make the world a better place.

>>79810768
.. one rape at a time

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>all these people wanting to shit on people/in public/in food

mah niggas

I thought I was the only one

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Me? I'd do the same shit i do every day because I'm already invisible

>>79799571
>bathing would take care of that
No, you can't wash away your bodys natural odor
>>muffle your breathing noises
>not that difficult to do
It is if you're a fatass neet browsing 4chan all day
>>get rid of the noises simply moving makes
>no clothes/shoes = no clothes/shoe noise, the rest is learning to move slowly
Learning to move completely noiseless is really fucking hard to master
>>give you super lockpicking skills
>you could probably buy some lockpicking equipment online or observe someone entering security code and use it later when no one is around
Then you wouldn't be invisible if you have to carry lockpicking equipment with you all the time, dumbass
>>improve your agility enough to slip into a door at the same time as someone entering or exiting without bumping into them
>don't need to, I know the security code
Alright, so you can only enter doors with security codes while simutaniously leaving your fingerprint and DNA. Good show.
>>endow you with magic rape strength
>is this even a thing?
Like invisibility you mean?

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>>79799627
>How much a weakling do you have to be to not be able to overpower an average woman?
tfw into muscle girl

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You could become the fantasy friend of someone

>>79808553
not if he was a spy

>>79810886
Not that guy but

>No, you can't wash away your bodys natural odor

Jesus, how bad do you stink that people literally smell you sneaking up on them? Da fuck?

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>>79802298
at the beginning of the movie, when the gorilla eats the mouse, IIRC whatever gets past its teeth is invisible. the only visible part are the fangs because of the blood.
so anything that gets inside is invisible.

>>79796177
the most direct advantage, honestly, would be steal some shit, jst for the thrill of it. in general there are many ways to take advantage of it, IRL invisibility would be broken as fuck

>>79804648
Mind control is the best power, hands down

>can't eat or the food would be visible

Is this a literal meme?

Everything inside you would be behind the outside layer of invisiblity that light is bending around, it'd be fucking invisible too. You could hide small shit in your hands and your ass fine too.

I mean they already have crude light bending materials so it's already got some basis in reality

Eat a bunch of shit and gross out my friends

>>79811968

Me? I'd eat crablegs

Sneak into too secret government instillations and sell the info to the highert bidder.

Area 51 here I come.

>>79811936
In the film you can literally see everything they inject inside the subject as it travels through the bloodstream. It's the cells that are invisible.

>>79800103
>what is a sleep mask

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>>79796177
Ok /tv/ it's decision time.

>>79812197
Invisibility to be honest. In this day and age there's cameras everywhere.

>>79796348
>t. Adam Sandler.

>>79810886

>improve your agility enough to slip into a door at the same time as someone entering or exiting without bumping into them

Thing is, if someone gets bumped by apparently nothing on his way through the door, she (because let's face it, it would be a she) probably wouldn't think "This is an invisible man here to rape me", but probably just rationalize it as losing balance or something like that.

Same for smell, it wouldn't be "Here comes the smelly invisible rapist" but "Ew, I have to take a shower".

Even if you break and enter, then you just have to sit still while everybody looks for you without being able to see you.

Me, personally? I'd board a plane, get a few addresses, and start a whole new 4K fappenjng al on my own by strategically placing cameras all over

>>79796177
You know exactly what I'd do dearie

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>>79812197
>perminant

anyway, permanent invisibility would be pretty problematic too.
so I'll pick the second one.

>>79812317
>>79812197

Depends if I'm the only one and/or if it's more or less common knowledge that teleporters exists (a la Jumper).

If I'm the only one, good luck putting any crime on me if I'm on the other side of the world five minutes later (100 miles+100 miles+100miles, etc), and even if, good luck detaining me, while the invisible guy, if cornered, is fucked.

rape
i assume that all men with a decent level of testosterone are thinking the same thing

>>79809880
Deepnet bro

>>79812197
invisibility because holy shit 100 miles is like a couple hours in a car and every time I used it I'd be like I could have just driven and I'd be fucking invisible right now holy shit

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>>79797172
>you'd realize that you'll never have a normal friendship or relationship

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>>79812591

>>79805267
that's a great shot. source?

>>79800050
this tbqh

>>79812407
>Me, personally? I'd board a plane, get a few addresses, and start a whole new 4K fappenjng al on my own by strategically placing cameras all over
What doe the plane have to do with it?

>>79813155
He needs to get to the celebrities.

Post in /soc/ rate threads

>>79812197
Teleport. You didn't limit usage so I'm going with it being like the sorceress teleport in D2.

Rape a lot.

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>>79805267
The camera guy runs ahead of the little girl with a camera that has the drawer attached to it, he films behind using the mirror and at the end he just dezoom a bit.

>>79810828
Boo fucking hoo. Join the club, asshole.

>>79796177
Teleport behind a hot bitch and fuck her from behind

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>>79809440
>43 years old

>>79796297
>not letting me eat her ass
My god how much of a cuckaroo are you?

>>79796177
kill george soros

>>79808808
is this a jojo reference?

Anyone ever see Memoirs of an Invisible Man? Because it captures WHY being invisible sucks balls. The novel that the movie is based on goes further.

In that movie, he was fortunate enough to have his clothes go invisible too so he's not running around naked. The Invisible Man novel by HG Wells even highlights why going barefoot in the streets sucks balls. And this was in Victorian Age London. Imagine the kind of shit you have to step on in a modern city today.

Even if the government doesn't catch wind of your activities, where are you going to sleep and eat? And God help you if you're a snorer because that'll give it away. The guy in Memoirs of an Invisible Man hid out in hotels (sleeping on the pool tables), but the hotels were noticing that food was missing from the kitchen. So you're gonna have to leave in a couple days.

Summer homes of millionaires? It's very plausible, but you better hope they have food stocked up.

The only way being invisible works is you have all the following:

A) You don't go blind like other anons have mentioned
B) You can go invisible in your clothes and shoes
C) You can turn it on & off at your whim

Otherwise, you're gonna live a hellish existence. You'll be lonely as fuck because you can't say a word. You have to be careful not to sneeze, burp, fart, or make any noise or discern any smell in public. Same applies for snoring or talking in your sleep.

As for all the edgelords that want to rape, yeah, that's gonna turn out well. Going invisible doesn't make you invincible. You can still be scratched, eye-gouged, hit in the balls, Maced, stabbed, etc. And even if you DID successfully do it, you're gonna get caught sooner or later by the government who'd LOVE to dissect you.

>>79796782
>>79797231
Thanks to this thread I realize these girls look the same.

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feel up Liz Shue while she's sleeping, natch

>>79814380
this picture is shit and doesn't make sense

Wear one of those cheap ghost costumes (basically just a bedsheet with two eyeholes) and annoy people until they pull it away.
I'd also spend a lot of time farting in elevators and such.

>>79808553
>would still have a decent chance of getting shot

You could walk straight past sentries and murder entire platoons in their sleep.

The morale shock alone would defeat most armies.

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>>79805267
That webm makes my brain hurt...

>>79796265
>what are heat vision goggles

>>79805267
It's just a mirror/greenscreen the whole time and it zooms out a little bit at the end. That's it.

>>79814380
what? that isn't what they did. Your solution would require way too much work. Listen to the commentary. They talk about how they do that shot.

>>79814380
but shes running up the stairs with the camera facing her

Creep on naked girls.

>>79813054
Contact. Great movie.