>If I wanted you dead, you'd be dead already

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>>79793526

>If you were going to kill me, you would've done it already.

>>79793526
>you and I aren't so different

>If you kill the genocidal terrorist who's already murdered hundreds of innocents you'll be no better than he is!

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>>79794410
>no one kills [hero] except me

>>79794445
NO ONE KILLS THE BAT BUT ME

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>>79793526
> you can't kill me!
> without me you'll never find THE MAP

now that I think about it, i really, really like this bit

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>You should have killed me when you had the chance!

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>American traffic jam
>Honk
>Honk... Honk
>HOOOOOOOOOONK

>>79793526
>If I wanted you dead, I would have shot you and have you thrown from a plane

>>79795093
Why would he shoot a man before throwing him from a plane?

>I'm acting!