Breaking Bad UK

No one in the UK talks like this outside of rural Yorkshire.

>>79790863
>into
not
>in't

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>>79790863
right good post

Provincial filth

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>>79790863
>YEAH SLAG!

>>79792461
I'm from Doncaster m8, wanna swap dick pics

>>79792378
That fellow looks rural enough to me. I'd say he has had his hand up a fair few animal's arses

I have family near Bradford. Is that Yorkshire?

t. Someone who knows nothing about Bongland

>>79792958
What happened to chavs anyway

>>79790863
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCu9esuW-Oo

>Mr White... I'm afraid you have cancer
>... Oh... Oh God
>So we're going to book you in for initial surgery on Monday, and then there'll be a course of chemotherapy over the next 3 months
>Oh, OK. Thanks NHS

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>tfw live in UK
>speak queen's english

>>79792378
loads of people speak like this you flid

> Gus is from Scotland
> Saul is Welsh
> rednecks who kidnap Jesse are skinheeds

my god, this could just work.

>>79794092
Mike is Irish

>>79793944
>initial surgery on the 3rd monday of Februrary 2019
ftfy

>>79793944
>people still use this argument
He had all the money in the world from his friend if he accepted their help, you mong

>>79794216
>talking shit about something that you know nothing about
Lmao

>>79795231
But he didn't accept out of pride and then realised that he couldn't support his family and hadn't accomplished anything
In the uk, he never would have realised that and would've just gone through the motions

>>79793944
It would have taken too long for him to see the inside of an operating room and once he did the cancer would have already spread. Another glorious victory for socialized medicine.

>>79792378
I mean, this is true, but why not just calmly accept that that's clearly where it must be set?

>>79795327
T. American who believes his jew propaganda

>>79794092
>>79794180
jesus i didn;t know i want this before, but now i really do

>>79794180
Played by Brendan Gleason

>>79794180
Tuco is scouse

>>79795384
>muh jews!
In 2012 the five year prostate cancer survival rate in the UK was fifty four percent, in America it was ninety four percent. Keep believing in free lunches you retarded socialist.

>>79795434
Aaaaaall right, aaaaaall right, keeyarm dahn!
*twats*

>>79795439
Lol do you have any idea how comically cherry-picked that sounds. Read it back to yourself, go on.

>>79795439
There's just less bum boys in Britain mate

>>79790863
I can hear the accent. "Mr Waaaite"

>>79795439
http://www.cancerresearchuk.org/health-professional/cancer-statistics/statistics-by-cancer-type/prostate-cancer/survival

>>79793849
The premise of this show gave me anxiety as a kid.

What if it wasn't alright on the night, how embarrassing.

And it never was alright, it was always not alright.

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>>79793764
Yes. Salaam btw.

>>79795439

Literally two seconds in Google to show you're full of shit.

In the UK 5-year survival in 2009-2013 ranged from 91% for patients aged 18-49, up to 94% in 60-69 year olds and dropping back down to 66% for men aged 80+.

Meanwhile, the statistics from the USA are much patchier, but range from 99% to 28% depending on whether the cancer is caught before it metastases.

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>>79790863
>Now you've made shit of th'tub

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>>79795848
Lol, Compo spinoff epic franchise when?

>>79795468
The five year prostate cancer survival rate is perhaps the most objective way to gauge the quality of a healthcare system. I wouldn't except some brit lowborn to know or understand that so feel free to continue spazzing out.
>>79795550
>>79795813
I'm using the 2008 CONCORD study from Lancet that analyzed the rates worldwide. I actually misrembered, it's actually fifty one percent for the UK and ninety one percent for the US.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/18639491

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>>79795848

>>79793809
All the ones I knew are either married to another chav they once dated in high school with kids in a council flat raising the next generation of chavs or in prison

>>79796096

The EUROCARE 5 results were also published through Lancet in 2014 and gave a 5-year survival rate of 80% for prostate cancer in the UK.

>http://www.thelancet.com/journals/lanonc/article/PIIS1470-2045(13)70546-1/abstract

It's important to note that the study you posted only looked at a total of 1.9 million patients worldwide, for all cancers, and only collated data from 16 US states and 6 major US cities. About 42% of the US population was covered, while in the UK there is a national cancer registry as part of the NHS bureaucracy. Also, that data was collected in 1990-1994 and followed up in 1999.

The study above looked at 10 million patients in Europe alone, and while it doesn't have any statistics for the USA all the data were collected from 1999-2007 and can be considered essentially complete because of the aforementioned cancer registries that most European countries maintain.