What did /tv/ think of Captain Fantastic?

Why do women hide their qt freckles with ugly pancake makeup?

i need her pale boobie in my mouth!!

>>79788299

>Anya Taylor with blue eyes

perfection exists

porcelain skin best skin

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>let's be commies in the woods and worship Noam Chomsky!

film was shit. this qt and that blonde qt were the only good things about it.

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>>79788623
her sister has even bigger ones

>>79788883
wow i need to be both they boobie slave!

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>>79788853
this to be quite honest

>>79788299
I liked it. It was a but simplistic in its message, and i didnt agree with everything the movie pushed but the relationship between the dad and kids was really good.

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>>79788883

>>79788299
Perky tits

>>79788299
can she piss in my face?

>>79788299
was she in a movie?

>>79788299
One of the better films of last year, glad that Viggo got nominated for best actor even if he has zero chance of winning.

>>79788972
dont ever post this old, ugly heffer on this board ever again

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Daily reminder that Rellian did nothing wrong and Ben was a shit father.

>>79789149
fite me

>>79788883
>>79789001
Perfect women dont exi

>>79788299
red heads are truly disgusting creatures.

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>>79789149
cheers

>>79788972
Man the harpoons boys

>>79788809
>Anya Taylor with blue eyes

Fucking hardly. This bitch has a bloated bee-stung face.

>>79788299
Sauce

>>79789283
>>79788972
Whats this moonfaced bitchs appeal?

>>79789303

BDH is like the christian bale of wimmenz, her weight fluctuates like crazy for roles.

>>79789360
probably black dudes think shes hot, i dont know. shes fat and ugly

>>79789360
>>79789390

jelly hambeasts return to your dunkin donuts lair

>>79789379
>her weight fluctuates like crazy for roles
>for roles

>>79788299
Amazing and very under-rated. Based Viggo excels and the children were all great. Really emotional. Sad to think that the 'critics' would rather fawn over Moonlight than this.

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>>79789360
her fat buttom

>>79789410
handsome white male here, sorry bud, your waifu is fat and unattractive

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>>79788299
>we will never see her and laura prepon ina mom-daughter BLACKED film

JUST

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>>79789360
nice symmetrical, bright skin, wide hips, womanly figure, looks nice to me.

>>79789390
pic related , this is how a fat women looks like, not BDH. She does not have rolls, popeye arm, and a bag of fat under her chin.

The movie was way too condescending.
I cringed a little bit.

>>79789613
i mean nice symmetrical face

>kids are master survivalists
>all multi-instrumentalists
>masters on subjects from politics to history to literature
>able to quote huge chunks of literature word for word
>still able to ace school curriculum tests

I get that most childhoods wastes a lot of time, but this was a little excessive, they were too good.

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>>79789102
she played Vespyr

>>79789736
imagine having Maoist kids...

>>79788299
should be
>princess irulan
in the /dune/ remake

>>79788972
I need her arsehole in my face

>>79789774
>Vespyr
I didn't watch that movie, I remembered her from ouija

>>79790070
are her poops red?

>>79790201
only the morning after anal

>>79790427
lewd

>>79790070
Why does she have huge stretchmarks on her right tit?

The other sister was much prettier.

>>79790751

she's a growing girl

>>79790833
For you

>>79788861
>Missing the entire point because you've been memed too hard

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>>79790874
soon?

>>79788972
fuck off

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>that scene where the oldest brother tries to flirt with the qt and asks her to marry him

>>79789736
You've never been out in the woods for a long time with nothing to do have you? You run out of shit to do real quick and start doing whatever you can to entertain yourself. You can either go full lord of the flies or Whitman, theres no in between

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>watching lefitst propaganda

>>79788883
is she wearing a suit?

>>79788299

a bit predictable
really attractive cast

>>79788963
In b4 niggers and /pol/ agree she's a mind-controlled illuminati sex slave satanist

>>79789774
>Viggo's face
You just KNOW

>>79790751
Puberty. At least she's looking good from it, unlike some other actress I could mention who morphed into a fridge.

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>>79791864
probably not

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>>79791946
she is a mind-controlled illuminati sex slav enslaved by shapeshifting transdimensional reptilian vampires

What capeshit character can she play?
StarFire?

>>79788299
Now i remember where ive seen this bitch. She was a child bride in constantine

>>79792443
NBC series?

>>79792570
I dont know who produced it. Its the one that got cancelled but was actually pretty good

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>>79788883
>you will never celebrate Noam Chomsky day with her

>>79788299

>green eyes
>red hair
>chesty

I'm in love <3

>>79791832
why would anyone appoint women to their defense

>>79792788
Countries with big daddy world police on their side

>>79789254
Found the faggot

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>>79792788
Well it would make sense if they served in the military, but if I had to guess, they haven't. You might think that Canada's Minister looks out of place, but the man has a serious background in the military, fought on the frontlines in Afghanistan and is a genuine badass.

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i sat the whole movie being annoyed about the whole premises. He could raise them almost the exact same way to be ubermensch if he just toned it down the tinest bit, like he end up doing in the end of the movie...

force them to train every day, read, hunt, kill, climb, their your kids, but have some fucking boundaries and social structure for them so they learn to socialise . these kids would struggle in a small agricultural society even.

i get that you wouldn't have a plot, but it's just to fucking stupid.

i btw lived the first 15 yeas of my life on a small island and woke up many mornings at 4 to fish before going to school , took long hikes, played in nature, read french literature (french mother, i'm scandinavian), herded sheep, slaughterd pigs, plucking chicken, harvesting potatoes aand then i went home and with my friends and played mario kart on my nintendo 64..


was he autistic?

>>79793037
>canada
>mudslime defence minister
>cuck prime minister

JUST

>>79788299

What a cute

Too much makeup tho

>>79788299
I think those tits are Fantastic. If you know what I mean...

>>79793089
>sikhs
>mudslimes

>>79793089
that's a sikh you mong, they've been killing muslims for centuries

>>79793089
>mudslime

He's Sihk, and few know the horrors that Muslims are capable of better than them, they are victims of the savagery of Islam, and our allies, for they understand the evil of Islam better than most.

>>79793124
wait, say that again...

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>>79793140
>>79793162
>>79793175
hehe got you

>>79792788
Liberal mental illness.

>>79793037
>Well it would make sense if they served in the military,

No it wouldn't. Them even being officers is damn foolish. The canadian defense minister was an affirmative action pick as well.

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>>79793089
>Trudeau
>cuck

No, Anon, he's the one who cucks.

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>>79793335

>>79793140
>>79793162
>>79793175

Even though anon is ignorant, sikhs are worthless shitskins all the same.

>>79793351
>The canadian defense minister was an affirmative action pick as well.
How many other Liberal MPs had a military record, let alone one as decorated as his? While many of the Liberal choices were definitely affirmative action picks, his wasn't.

>>79793351
My president is pretty much right wing and we have a female Secretary of Defense

Our previous government was centre-left and had a guy

>>79791832
I felt the movie was pretty fair. The grandpa had really valid points, and Ben's actions did end up harming the kids. And at the end he reaches a compromise it seems by actually living in a house.

>>79791832
Protip: It's Minister of DEFENSE, not Minister of "Declare War and Kill People". If more countries took the attitude of Western Europe then maybe it would be a more peaceful world.

>>79793505
>>79791832
Fuck Ben. Watching Captain Fantastic and rooting for Ben is like watching Take Shelter and rooting for Michael Shannon; Ben is the villain of the film.

>>79793359
Ivanka gonna get LEAFED

>>79793475
>My president is pretty much right wing and we have a female Secretary of Defense

So he's right wing except that he does hippy shit? Adds up.

>>79793420
>How many other Liberal MPs had a military record, let alone one as decorated as his?

Speaks poorly of the liberal party, but in any case that sikh was picked because he's a shitskin, same as half the cabinet picks were picked because they are women, you can pretend otherwise all you want.

>>79793567
Shut up pussy, only reason you faggot euros can even get away with that bullshit is our military protecting you.

>>79793505
I felt like it took the middle ground really well. It was clear neither Ben or the Grandpa were bad people but they had completely different views. It kinda let you decide who was right.

>>79788299
i suck her

yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

>>79793759
>Speaks poorly of the liberal party
Not really. Parties have only so many MPs to choose from for positions and most Politicians don't have military backgrounds. They only have 180 people to choose from for ALL cabinet positions. How many of the 180 will have military backgrounds? Doesn't matter what party, the answer is few.

>>79793814

Having few people with a military background is pretty pathetic.

>>79793893
Why should military backgrounds so easily lead to political ones? Why should such a large number of military people desire seats in the House of Commons?

Whats her name??? i can t find it anyhwere

>>79793956
Gee I don't know, maybe for jobs like minister of defense?

Military career is good for building discipline and leadership in any case, which are good qualities for politicians.

Better than a gaggle of women, minorities, and limp wristed faggots.

>>79788299

They could've done more with the big fight scene. To that end, there wasn't a single flying character or robot

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>>79794038
Annalise Basso

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>>79794051
>gaggle of women
But yet the best MP in all of Canada is a woman, explain that. In case you're not a Canuck and don't know who this is, it's the Conservative Prime Minister sometime in the 2030s.

She was hot in Oculus.

>>79794187
Well they're not going to have a naked teenager modeling with just flowers and shit glued to her tits, this isn't a Refn movie.

>>79788299
I SUCC SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>79794209
she's 24

>>79788621
Because modern society has somehow convinced women that freckles are ugly and not qt as fuck

>>79794262
Serially? I read she was 18 on imdb. Must've been the wrong girl I looked up.

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>>79794262
>that neck

>>79794262
>ywn clean the sand from in between her toes with your tongue

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>>79794296
Annalise is 18, her sister Alexandria is 24

>>79788299
How can one girl be so perfect?

>>79793567
That was Karen Gillan in Oculus.

>>79794374
wat

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>>79794344

>>79794357
Is her sister in Captain Fantastic? If not then that is off topic posting and you're a bad boy who should go to time out land. Bad boy! Rule breaker!

>>79794157
Speaks poorly for Canada, women make shit leaders.

Pathetic excuse for a country.

>>79794564
>muh military

So how many years of service did you put in?

>>79793089
>American education

>>79790751
Those are probably acne scars like the ones she has on her arms.

where the FUCK are the Ouija webms

>>79794838
Fcuking faggot movie, no one cares faggot. This i s a thread for kino about REAL people and REAL issues, not fucking jumpy scareshit for plebs and women to get jump scared and fuck, shtu iupy uo fucking pleb fuck shit.

>>79794262
that thing is fucking beautiful

>>79794938
for you

The choice of music was fucking amazing in this movie. Also the whole Rellian plot was about him way dumber than his sisters, he was being pushed far past his intelligence level and that's why he wanted to be a moron and play videogames

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>>79794959
For me? Thanks.

>>79793175
>he fell for the sikh-are-bro-tier meme

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>>79795029
good lord luck at how fucking SLUTTTY that NECK is

>>79794678
>pussy ass cucknadian

4, deployed to Afghanistan.

>>79795194
And how did I? The fucking continent itself was split up to separate them from the barbarism of Islam. They may be street shitting smelly pants, but at least they're peaceful.

imagine to be both sister pusy slave!

>>79795446
>imagine to be both sister neck slave!

fixed that for you my dear dear friend

>>79789634
Talking about a movie in a condescending way
Totally miss the point of the movie
Better call it condescending

Wew boy

>>79793255
Fuck you I just got that shit movie out of my mind.

>>79790751
I can only see them on her left tit

>>79796271
our left or your left?

>>79788883
>tfw Irish people aren't white meme never worked in the USA cause anglos, aryans, and Germans of all kinds fucked the shit out of ginger Irish lasses en masse for the past 150 years

>>79794344
>lick sand
Boy if you don't stop

>>79788299
my favorite film of the year. Based Viggo was a joy to watch.

>>79795224
do you ever sleep you fucking autist? no one likes your fetish

>>79791832
>when you're so far up your echochamber you're just spouting ideology memes all the while not realizing just how much like the other side you're like
so sad, you guys are popping up everywhere now

>>79793085
>i get that you wouldn't have a plot
And that should be enough. There's a reason we don't see people going to the toilet or living mundane lives. There's no story there. The dad who takes it one step too far where it fucks up his family, now there's a story. It's not that there's a coincidence here, we just happen to be viewing that one time that happened. Because it's interesting.

Literally a movie that conservatives will never understand

The two ginger daughters were qt and seemed to have a lez thing going on

The thing they do instead of Christmas was cringe inducing
And I am agree with the bloke in question

>>79788861
They weren't commies you fucking mouth breathing pleb

>>79788883
>>79789001
pls more

b&w photo shows no reverse image results, fuck

>>79791832
>don't trigger me with different opinions and ideas
Fix'd

Her left means her left lad

>>79793089
>he thinks a Sikh is a Muslim
Get a load of this moran

>>79797553

who cares

>>79797246
>autist
oh gosh, thanks :3c

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>>79797508

>>79797254
so are you non contributing faggot kikes

>>79788621
The Jew has conditioned us to hate anything not brown or arabic