Future "JUST" in the making?

>reportedly
>new york post

This makes an unfortunate amount of sense...
Why can't DeNiro go back to starring in good movies?

de niro was JUST before JUST was even a thing.
How many rocky and bullwinkle jokes did people make like 10 years ago? I couldn't have kept track.

>be a successful Hollywood icon
>earn lots of money
>get married

Hollywood types really are stupid, arent they

>>79786689
>How many rocky and bullwinkle jokes did people make like 10 years ago?
None

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I feel like De Niro had stuck in his Jackie Brown character of an old irritated washed up cuck whom people only remember or give jobs because of the "good ol' times."

What a sad life he's living.

>>79786689
I never heard anyone make any.

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>letting your ugly black wife spend your millions

>>79786712
>don't get married
>get called a fagella
>ruin any chance of slaying goy pussy

Think with your brain, Schmekel

>>79786808
>>79786759
I meant in general, not just on 4chan.
you guys are newfags too I bet

>>79786572
>bad mouth the don and ye get gone.

I hope he gets JUST'd pretty hard, he's a whiny little cuck who hasn't done anything decent for nearly 2 decades.

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>getting married while rich and famous
>not just assembling a harem like Leo

>>79786572
lol he was another faggot that went against Trump

>>79786844
I've been here for 9 years. Nobody ever made any.

>>79786689
De Niro was an actor back when "actor" had any sort of meaning.
>>79786795
I love how you trailer trash retards went into a full mongoloid stupor against him when you figured out, after all these years, that his wife is black.

>>79786647
t. Daily News numale

>>79786572

>be actor
>make millions
>buy a relatively modest house and be settled for life spending the money modestly
>play games on a good pc all day
>eventually get married
>what you would spend in 10 years was spent by her in a single day
>you've never seen the number in your bank account this low
>she actually adds another room to the house that isn't even a room
>it's a fucking giant closet for all the expensive clothes she bought
>you want to tell her to stop spending so much fucking money or she's out
>before you can even begin the argument she's on your dick
>you cum inside her and drift into sleep
>next day she tells you she bought a bigger for the two of you to live in

>>79786859
Not everyone can be forever 14 like Leo. His voice crack yet?

Didn't I tell you not to buy anything? Take it back

>>79786572
>literal cockgrabber
Get this faggot outta here

>>79786821
Al Pacino made the right decision in not getting married.

lmaooo that's what you get for marrying some female nigger

>>79786880
I always knew that, anon. And he's still one of my favorite actors. I don't hate him. I just think he has a really miserable life, that really reflects life of that character, I'm just hoping that De Niro won't end like he did.

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>>79786903
>>be actor
>>make millions
>>buy a relatively modest house and be settled for life spending the money modestly
ok that makes sense

>>play games on a good pc all day
HAHAHAHA you are more autistic than Henry Rollins

>>79786984
>more autistic than Henry Rollins
not possible

>I wouldn’t have to keep making shitty movies if you didn’t spend all my money!

What did he mean by this?

>>79786712
living to a full age and having no kids makes you a pathetic genetic dead end loser

having kids who are bastards makes you and them classless and like niggers

donating sperm but having no one to continue your name also makes you a loser, a hereditary dead end for your family name

marrying is the least bad option.

if you're that scared of divorce then convert to islam and marry a muslim woman , or marry an indian woman.

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>>79786572
>mfw she's not even hot

>>79787083
who the fuck is that?

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>New York Post
>/tv/ takes it seriously

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>>79786907
>making fun of someone so based out of insecurity

>>79787118
It's on fox too dumbass

>>79786903
>next day she tells you she bought a bigger for the two of you to live in

A bigger what?

>>79786712
>get a high-class hooker for $1,000/day
>only $365,000/year
OR
>get married
>a few million per year if you're lucky

>>79787066

While there are people who think you're a loser, if you can move past the fact you're not married you might also be happy. I know this guy who's married, has a kid, and is pretty much miserable. He works long hours, then comes home and has to take care of the kid, fights with his wife all the time because they're frustrated, then goes to sleep. Repeat the next day until the weekend.

He constantly complains to me how he doesn't have time, how he's depressed, how he feels trapped etc. He's in his twenties so in my opinion he went for the family life too soon. But at least society won't deem him a loser right?

The only thing that scares me personally is that I might regret being alone when I'm 40-50 years old. I doubt I can slay as much pussy as I'm able to right now, nor do I know if I'll enjoy the hobbies I have now as much as I will then.

>>79787166

House.

>>79787162
haha ;DD

>>79786859
Me hiding in the back.

>>79787236
Is that how it went down?

>>79787166
A bigger. Are you illiterate?

How does your wife even spend millions? Is she buying cars and houses behind your back or what?

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>>79787286
I haz teh downs

>>79787324
Probably buying shit for her big family
WE GON GIT HOURZ

>>79787149
>white knighting actors out of insecurity
Anon, pls.

>>79787324

Joint bank account. Wife starts organising parties for all her friends, fundraisers for some shitty cause to mingle with celebrities, buys an entire ensemble of dresses everytime, buys a new car probably too. Houses? Sure. If she gets a nice postcard from Hawaii or some shit she'll buy a vacation house there because the picture on the card looked nice.

>>79786572
He actually married a negro!?

>>79787197
yeah that's the other big point

being alive without a family when you're50+ simply isn't that much fun.

all your friends will be busy spending time with their family or other families.

you won't be able to meet girls in clubs or on tinder to fuck
most women you marry will want to have kids
as you get older your body will eventually get too old for many sports , then too old for travel

what else are you going to do when you're 60 until you die other than cultivate your kids and grand kids

>>79787367
>unironically using the term "whiteknight" incorrectly
Fucking newfags every goddamn time

someone post his mongrel kids lmao

De Niro uprising now friends.
>divorce
>teaming up with Scorsese again
>winning Oscar for The Irishman
>career saved

>>79787403
>what else are you going to do when you're 60 until you die other than cultivate your kids and grand kids
coke and hookers

>>79786844
Maybe you heard them with your retard friends on 9gag, loser.

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>>79787414

>>79786572
burn the coal, pay the toll

>>79787429
>becomes success again
>goes to family court
>gets taken to the cleaners because he was stupid enough to wife a negro and have mudblood offspring in California

>>79787403
If you've got nieces and nephews you can always help out there instead. Or use your built up money/skills to help other people as you see fit.

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>>79787414
>>79787390
The poor man flushed his heritage down the fucking drain.

Trump bless his poor soul.

>>79787504
>poor man
That man knew what he was doing, he gets no pity

>>79787405
>still white knighting a terrible actor
See now, Leo is just a bad actor, your existence is baffling.

>>79787504
Whoa! I didn't know he was a nigger lover. Now it makes sense why he irrationally hates President Trump.

>>79787504
>Trump bless his poor soul.
Go have your mental breakdown elsewhere, Billy Bob.

>>79787457
not only burning away his money but also wasting his genes
nice going delcuck

>>79787578
WTF I hate De Niro now??

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He's already JUST.

>>79787578

It's not really irrational to hate Trump. In fact, it's pretty rational.

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>>79787582
Sorry Zir, I'll be sure to put up a trigger warning the next time I post.

>>79787405
He used it correctly.

>>79786689
>How many rocky and bullwinkle jokes did people make like 10 years ago?

Literally never heard of a single one.

>>79787655
+1 upvote

>>79787668
>facebook frog
Get the fuck out of my board.

>>79786572
The power of slander. Purpose: to berate his choice of movies. Effect: the industry questions his character. True or not the damage is done.

>>79787582
Go back to /leftypol/.

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>>79787702
>my board
Haven't you heard? we /pol/ now

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>>79787457
why is Eastwood so superior?

>>79787502
>wanting to be that Uncle
they'll laugh at you behind your back

>>79787844
At least De Niro isn't senile yet.

>>79787504
What the fuck was he thinking

>>79787871
thats real important to you huh

>>79787871
...And?

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>>79787890
How can an allegedly senile man direct movies?

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>>79787942
>them goblin feet

>>79787844
bitch should shave more

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>>79787986
more?

>>79787942
What in the living fuck is going on with her foot

>>79787403
>what else are you going to do when you're 60 until you die

The same shit I'm doing at 27: tv, video games, porn, 4chan. Living the life.

>>79786572
>allowing someone access to your bank account

You're fault for marrying her Bobby.

>>79788035
WHO IS THIS OMG

>>79787942
senile Clint Eastwood does it by having five Assistant Directors.

>>79788086

Hey man, I'll play vidya with you when you're 60.

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>>79788110
instagram.com/francescaeastwood

>>79787942
Jesus christ why are her elbows so pointy

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>>79786880
>De Niro was an actor back when "actor" had any sort of meaning.

>>79787844
Is she Superman? I'd never be able to read from that distance.

>>79786572
JUST

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>>79788199
she's /fit/

What do they even spend their money on? wtf?

I can retire and live out the rest of my days if I had $1mil.

>tfw in Canada even if you don't marry they're still entitled to alimony if you live together for a short period of time

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>>79786572
damn son

As my friend Kanye said. She's a gold digger, she aint fucking with no broke niggas

>>79786652
Mrs. Denigro

>>79788275
how short

>shit talk Trump
>become JUST

Trump curse strikes again. De Niro is a hack

>>79788275
Yeah if she's a cunt.
I lived a year with the ex and nothing legally happened.

>>79786844
I've been here since 2001, faggot.

>>79788302
2 years

>>79786572
Keke'd, poor bastard

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>>79786572
She must be buying private jets and gold plated sports cars

>>79787999

pleb

>>79788265
$1m doesn't stretch as far as you'd think nowadays.

>>79787683
lol no he didn't
whiteknighting is a term used to describe the neckbeards defending attention whoring girls online in the hopes that maybe these girls might one day fuck them

defending a (male) celebrity isn't whiteknighting you dipshit. it's pointing out the euphoria of the obviously jealous critic

>>79787871
you're pathetic

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>>79788236

>>79788411
She's trying to make a shitty film festival every year.

>>79788547
Which festival?

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>>79788287
He also said he'd leave her ass for a white girl

>>79788275
>marriage is forced upon you in a hundred different ways
>have a kid together? might as well be married
>lived together for a while? Congratulations, you're married
>accidentally caught a whiff of their fart on a busy intersection? married.

But good luck doing anything with that to your advantage. Everything treats you like an individual unless the government profits somehow. Can't even fucking send my wife to finalize some paperwork at the bank for our SHARED ACCOUNT because the card i swiped on their machine when we started the process was the one with my name on it.

what's the fucking point?

>>79788411
>net worth ≠ currency

>>79788439
You're rushing to the aid of your damsel, Leo, because you believe his honor has been besmirched.

That's whiteknighting, little man.

>>79787844
scott eastwood is gay tho

>>79788711
That's called projecting newfag

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>>79788737
proofs?

>>79787702
hahahahahahah get fucked

>>79788236
is she hitting the gym in dr martens?

can't decide if that's badass or just plain dumb

>>79787890
>At least De Niro isn't senile yet.
At that age you've won and are just calmly awaiting death
Even if he's senile, it doesn't matter. He can die happy in the peace that his lineage is beautiful.

These guys deserve better, sad!
>In mid-2010, Pacino learned that his business manager, Kenneth I. Starr, had been arrested for embezzling his clients’ money in a Ponzi scheme. (Starr is currently serving seven and a half years in prison.) There had been warnings. Early on, Mike Nichols, who had taken his money out of Starr’s company, had raised suspicions. “I’ll get to it,” Pacino told Nichols. “Then I never got to it,” he said. “Millions of dollars were gone,” Sola said. “Gone.”

>Pacino took the loss in stride. “I thought, Hey, this is the world. It’s real,” he said. “Not one day I saw him down or depressed,” Sola said. “He was, like, ‘O.K., now what do we do? Roll up our sleeves and go to work.’ ”

>Pacino’s agent, John Burnham, told me, “In his halcyon days he made around fourteen million a picture, but the industry’s changed. Nowadays, he gets five million. With a gun—seven million.” It has taken Pacino four years to work himself back to a position where, he says, “compared to a normal person, I have a significant amount.” He sold a Snedens Landing property, did commercials, took out a loan, and signed on for Adam Sandler’s dismal but profitable “Jack and Jill” (2011)—a “kids’ movie,” according to Pacino, in which he sent up both his legend and his financial predicament. In the film’s best moment, a hip-hop ad for Dunkin’ Donuts, Pacino can be seen dancing and pitching the “Dunkaccino”: “You want creamy goodness / I’m your friend / Say hello to my chocolate blend.”

hhahahahaha even he knows the intern was garbage

>>79788609
Dunno. She also has a failing coffee company.

>>79787844
whose this fucking bitch

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>>79788895
Francesca Eastwood

>>79786572
Can someone add him to the macro of people who've gone against trump and have their lives adJUSTed? The body count has to be nearing triple digits.

>>79788844
Jesus...

>>79789002
shes 2fine

>>79786903
Serves you right for giving a women control of your finances

Before this potential situation can arise you need two things

A prenup
A separate account just for her that you pay a monthly allowance into

Although anyone who's rich should marry another financially independent person with their own means, so if this happens to anyone it's their fault for marrying a leech

>>79788786
just google it, and

>Why yes, that was this closeted B list celebrity offspring of a permanent A lister having sex with another man in a bathroom in a park outside the country who he met on a hookup app. They dropped their swimsuits and 20 minutes later were back out on the beach headed in opposite directions. Scott Eastwood (Clint)/Bondi Beach in Australia

What was the last good movie De Niro was in? Silver Linings Playbook doesn't count either, that movie was trash

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>>79787457
>>79787504

This is a dumb meme. Deniros older kids look like him so does his younger son and they're part black too

>>79787184
>>get a high-class hooker for $1,000/day

You wish...
A high-class escort takes a grand every hour of service, or even more.

>>79788844
fucking hell

michael mann should get the boys back together for the heat sequel proposed by bill simmons

>natalie portman's a cop like her stepdad
>she teams up with val kilmer to take down a cali crime syndicate
>pacino and de niro can hang around in the background and dispense wisdom as they see fit

i like to call it "the heat is back on"

>>79788769
I pity people that know you.

>>79788411
net worth isn't the amount of money he has

>>79789240
>mongrels
>look like him

>>79789284
>Italians
>not mongrels

>>79789062

>falling for the prenup meme

Judges throwing them out left and right.

>monthly allowance

literally rape

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>>79789264
>he can't even insult people right

>>79789322
this
Get married at your own peril

>>79786572
That woman has such a manly face it's unreal.

>>79786572
J U S T
U
S
T

>>79788211
he means back when being a jew was not a requirement to become an actor

>>79786859
>Le I hire hookers to feel better about my life

dont know why he even married. He could have gotta so many pussies when he was younger and now probably.

>>79787457
Neither Robert nor his wife are good looking, it's normal the offspring isn't good looking either

>>79786572
>that face
>(((wife)))

>>79786572
nobody with an ounce of talent or a gram of intelligence would marry a fucking nigger woman like that and have kids with her, especially if you're rich. fuck him. his whole family and himself can die in a fire.

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>>79788844
JUST

>>79786689
Don't worry, I heard a few OP
Him and his wife are easily Moose and Squirrel

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>>79786572


>how does one even spend this amount of money anyway

is she buying a new car every single day or something?

>>79786572
>look at filmography before 2000
>mean streets, the godfather, taxi driver, deer hunter, raging bull, king of comedy, once upon a time in america, the untouchables, goodfellas, awakenings, casino, heat, jackie brown
>2000
>rocky and bullwinkle
>thereafter nothing but crap

Did one movie really kill his career?

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>>79789241
>needing more than 15 seconds to get your rocks off

>>79787504
JUST

>>79786572
I thought he make these movies because he must finance his own Festival and Restaurants?

>>79786984
>HAHAHAHA you are more autistic than Henry Rollins
..ok want to actually explain?

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Robert DeBLEACHo

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>>79786859

>ugly generic white girls

>>79786652
>Why can't DeNiro go back to starring in good movies?

He's old. Parts for old actors are never great.

>>79786859
I understand the sex part but why the hell would you want to hang out with them after?
Does Leo enjoy listening to their endless inane chatter about pointless crap?

>Future JUST.
>Not currently JUSTED.

Dude....

>>79789573
that's not what net worth is

>>79789729
>posting worse AoA
Seolhyun is better looking
Also Minhee from STELLAR

I bet she's the one that's behind his dislike for Trump. She probably threatened to divorce him and leave him broke.

>>79789732
We should come up with a script for Deniro that makes old men badass

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Tell me about Rob, why does he love the blacks?

>>79789763
it's ego-stroking, they all are interested enough to fuck him, he's just having them there so they can fawn over him. There's nothing wrong with that desu

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>>79787286
>>79787286

Bigger, as in the black rapist murderer from the famous black literature book Native Son

>>79789779

it includes assets and property and shit like that which he could sell if he really needed the money. i would rather do that than star in a shit movie

>>79786712
Came to post this. I will never understand that logic. You're playing Russian roulette being successful and married.

>>79787890
>De Niro isn't senile yet.

Could've fooled me.

>>79789873
I guess not, but also sounds like it gets old really really quick. How long til he hangs himself?

>>79789962
>sell your house, companies, or whatever to get cash
>wife and kids spend it all
>now you have nothing

Income is always better than liquidating assets, Anon.

>>79786859
Doing fame the right way for 2 decades. Leo gets it.

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Remember, choose your breeding partner wisely.

>>79789892
meant for >>79787166

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i would be satisfied with just having 3 million dollars. These people who need to make more than 10 million dollars are fucking retards. They usually do it for their posterity's sake.
fortunately for me i am an antinatalist who would live a work free neet existence with only 3 million dollars.

>>79789780

i like seolhyun but she's not cuter than jimin and she's not more gropeable either.

>>79790079
Eastwood's kid photographs well but is a daft manlet lacking entirely his father's charisma or presence.

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>>79787066
>not having kids makes you a loser

I'm so glad I never knocked up a who're by accident like this guy. You gotta be a brain dead moron to want kids in this society.

>>79790079
That picture is the only bit of talent in Eastwood's son.

>>79790132
>>79790119
>implying that DeNegro has any talent whatsoever

>>79789729

Anon over half those gild weren't white and it's hilarious that you think Asian women aren't generic

>>79787066
>living to a full age and having no kids makes you a pathetic genetic dead end loser


children are a financial burden. if you can barely take care of yourself and you decide to have children, you're a fucking retard

>donating sperm but having no one to continue your name also makes you a loser, a hereditary dead end for your family name


this is the mentality of a nigger desu.

>>79786880
>black wife proves to be a worthless gold digging whore driving her husband into the ground
>calling those mocking him for marrying her "trailer trash"

Get a load of this negress.

>>79787066
My uncle is married but they never wanted kids. He has an amazing job a huge house and literally spends his life doing whatever he wants and vacationing. He's also going to retire in his late 40s. Not having kids was the best thing he ever did. He swears by it.

>>79790079
>Chadstwood

>>79789240
Are you blind?

>>79790194

kids are a financial burden that will keep you poor forever

if you have a kid your life is ruined. this is why i plan on getting a vasectomy(i don't trust women with birth control)

>>79787197
Most of my co workers and friends tell me having kids was the worst thing they could have done. But then get mad that I don't have or want any. Why are people with children so dumb??

>>79790260
You must be a failure
>not properly raising your children so they become 6 figure earners
Plus have fun getting sent to a shit nursing home by the state when you become debilitated, and no one is your advocate.

>Future JUST
>Future

>>79789873
Christ, you really love Leo, don't you.

>>79786859
Based Leo.

>>79790300
>not just dying long before a nursing home becomes necessary

stay dumb

Kinda feel bad for him. I mean, what do you even do in this situation? There's literally no way out.

>Don't get divorced and have to keep pumping out movie after movie just so your wife can spend it all
vs
>Get divorced and she takes half your money anyway, along with a million dollars per year in alimony

You lose no matter what you do.

>>79787871
>you have to have children or you're a loser

How and why do people fall for this so hard.

>>79790391
christcuck traditionalists

>>79790375
>Not enjoying your final years writing or completing your bucket list

>>79790300

>not properly raising your children so they become 6 figure earners

this only happens when you born to a wealthy family and are born with financial connections

the rag to riches fantasy only happens due to luck most of the time (take pewdiepie for example)

>>79786984
>>79789669
Henry Rollins spends most of his money on his records collection, he has rooms full of records. He also says he spends two hours a day listening to new records, just sitting there with his headphones and listening like an autist. He otherwise lives very modestly, with little furniture and luxuries. No gf, he says he's just a lonely type. No wife, no kids, his legacy will be his records collection. Although he travels a lot as well.

>>79790437

most people are born will be future wage cucks(wage slaves)

>>79790353
not really, what i explained is basically a dude having to listen to a girl speak to him after sex, happens more than you think

>>79790285
Normal human behavior. They try to force everyone into their own failures to feel better. Same with my parents. I'm a NEET who is too lazy to work and live by my parents, do you really think they throw me out like I would deserve it? No fucking way, they rationalized it. If I had a child like me, I would kick his ass and put him into the military academy.

>>79790469

most people who are born*

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>>79786572

>>79790445
>just sitting there with his headphones and listening like an autist
Damn, he actually sits down and listens to music. Probably with his ears, even. What an autist.

>>79790013
probably will hang himself if he loses influence/money

>>79790494
>lazy neet
>kicking his hypothetical son out
Wew lad, that's rich

>>79790445
Do you think he fucks a lot? or he just jack off? it's obvious that he segregates a lot of testosterone

>>79790437
His parents are rich though.

>>79790515
Sitting down in front of your stereo for two hours everyday and just listening to music while doing nothing else IS autistic, yes. Who the fuck does that?

She's ugly as fuck.
Look at that nose

>>79790619

are they? i just assumed they weren't.

>>79790625
Someone who's extremely passionate about music? I mean he is a musician, after all.

>>79790445

He's a fag

>>79790619
How would you know that anon.
Quit tracking me.

>>79790445

he listens to pretentious garbage noise while pretending it has aesthetic value. music fags are the worst

>>79790260
I'm not against having kids if you can afford it. But most people I know with kids are broke as hell and work 2 jobs. Or they accidentally knocked up some girl they don't even like. My close friend is an alcoholic and didn't see anything wrong with having a kid with no job. He had the nerve to call me a loser for not having. Society is fucking weird.

>>79790737
he's just a straight edge autist

>>79787942
fucking slut with hard nipples

>>79790737
What bands is Henry into?

>>79787942
Ugly ass feet, would not sucks toes

>>79790813
Probably plays Black Flag music over and over.

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>>79786859
>*vapes*
>*turns on mgmt whilst signaling a woman to blow me*

>>79790813
Entrails, J Mascis, Raelon, Hive Mind, Kaoru Abe, Jokers

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>>79790813
Every fiscal quarter or so, I meet with the accountants who handle my affairs. It’s usually to sign returns. I always ask if I’m doing anything financially irresponsible. They say no, but from the receipts, I seem to exist on small expenditures for essential items, and then the rest of my spending is almost entirely on music. From the looks on their faces, I can tell that they find me a bit strange.

I buy records because I medicate with music. It makes the day-to-day horror show of existence endurable. It’s like waking and baking but with a different stash.

This is what I can’t explain to the accountants, because it is way too intense for lunchtime conversation. In a way, my records are an investment — an investment in the preservation of what’s left of my sanity. I am less an audiophile than I am a vinyl cat lady.

I have been trying to send my best friend and fellow Cramps fan, Ian MacKaye, a live album of the band called Hogwild at the Nashville Rooms from June 1979, for a few weeks now. The Internet says there were 1,000 pressed, 500 in red and 500 in yellow. After I got a copy, which happened to be yellow, I played it and knew that Ian would dig one. So I found another copy and ordered it. When the second copy arrived, it was on clear vinyl! I had to keep both because, well, they look so cool. I found yet another and it arrived. In red. It has to stay here, too.

>>79786903
>spending all of your time that you don't have to work playing video games
>not seeing the world
>not using your wealth for betterment of yourself or those you love
>trying to escape your reality when it's better than most people will ever experience

>>79790445
Yeah but he also travels the globe and learns things from alien cultures and scientists and shit. Much less autistic than playing videogames all day.

>>79790625
But he says he writes while doing it. Or maybe that's only when he's "carb listening" while "protein listening" takes all his attention.

>>79791029
Thats pretty cool how he wants to share that experience. Haven't had that emotion regarding music in a long time.

What makes a man stay with a woman that burns all the money he has

>>79791319
Love, or alternatively the knowledge she would clean him out with alimony.

>>79791039
There is nothing in the world worth seeing

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>>79790246
Are you? Him and his son have the same stupid face

What was the last good DeNiro movie?

>>79786689
this guy's being gaslit fyi.

>>79791802
Silver Linings Playbook.

>>79790445
he must literally be gay

no other explanation. if you dont have kids by the age of 30 youre definitely gay t b h

>>79787246
i see ya there, ya sneaky faggot

>>79791733
Nothing? You can't think of anywhere in the world where you'd rather be than in front of your computer? You don't care to see the Eiffel Tower, or the Sistine Chapel? Not Stonehenge or the Pyramids of Egypt? You'd rather sit in an empty room alone playing video games with a blanket draped over your shoulders than to sit in the water in the Bahamas drinking all day? There is plenty worth seeing and doing in this world, and if I had millions of dollars lying around I'd certainly be somewhere else besides Rochester, New York.

>>79790445
Sounds pretty based to me

>>79791802
Bad grampa

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>Morpheus spent all my money

kek

time to make bad grandpa 2

>>79786572
Holy shit. He not only justified his career for the past 20 years in one sentence, but he also made he like him and feel bad for him.

>>79786689
I remember when that movie came out, and critics seemed personally enraged that the star of raging bull et al had dared starred in a horrific cash grab.
There were a lot of jokes.

>>79787942
she certainly has high blood pressure

>>79786572
Based.

>>79793344
>old man being extorted by a nigress
>based
pick one faggot

>>79789700

Is that his fake gf from The king of comedy or the girl from the porn theater in Taxi Driver?

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>>79793329

>>79786572
WTF what a raisis for not letting his poc wife to spend money.

>>79786652

>what is The Irishman

>>79793377
Damn I was talking about the moment itself, chill out.
It's still based, aren't all marriages like that anyway

>>79790625
Someone who likes music? You won't be able to really listen to and appreciate music if you're doing something else at the same time instead of devoting your entire focus on to it.

It'd be like calling someone autistic for watching a movie and not texting or playing games on their phone at the same time.

>>79791802
Heat

>>79791205
I used to share music with my friends, songs and albums that I really liked, but nowadays people hear 10 seconds of a song and just go "send me that playlist, yo". Like, I spend time looking for music, listening and trying to find stuff that I like, why should I content aggregate for you so you can share "this epin new song I just found" on your instasnapbooks or whatever you call it? fuck that.

>>79787702
Do you feel in charge?

>>79792558
The Eiffel Tower and the Sistine chapel are pretty underwhelming, so are the Stonehenge and (allegedly, I haven't been) the pyramids.
You can see the whole of the world from your computer, experience almost everything good the world has to offer, while still being at home, comfy and secure.

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>>79786821
>letting your hot white wife make you millions

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>>79787429
winning Oscar for The Irishman
>A Netflix film winning an Oscar

>>79793128
I thought "meet the fockers" were the point where people thought he lost his integrity.

>>79790445

I remember watching a video of him saying all techno/house was bad music, which I would imagine means he won't listen to disco, experimental, ambient... so basically I think he's probably got limited collection. I understand not really being in to dance music but if Rollins really thinks the average shitty punk band is any better or with more merit, he's a fucking tool.

>>79793965
Who dis

>be one of the most successful and renowned stars of the world
>marry an ugly gold digging whore
>your own kids don't even look like you

What makes a man JUST himself so hard?

>>79794062
>he said this thing, which means he might be thinking that thing, and if he does, he's a fucking asshole

you're working pretty hard there to find a reason to dislike this guy, buddy.

>>79791766
Not him but that kid looks nothing like De Niro.
Get your fucking eyes checked.

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>>79789729

>>79786572
I bet she takes massive dumps

>>79794118

I was just surprised by how much he hated it, see vid

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4rOrzkc2SiU

>>79786572

Trump wins again

HOW CAN HE KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT?

>>79794210
To be fair, that was terrible. hating it is a valid respose.

>>79786572
JUST

JUST

JUST

JUST

JUST

>>79794193
She probably eats a lot of steak

>>79786572
Women are such fucking cancer. Artificial wombs when?

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Its like society has this thing against people who want to live a single, comfy life by themselves.
People who have thier finances and lives together without being tied down by a meaningless relationship are shunned and branded weirdos and freaks.

I say fuck all that, and fuck the people who push this shit on others.
Live however the fuck you want to live.
If you're comfy in your nice, cushy chair surrounded by videogames, you keep being awesome.
If you jerk off all day, being a NEET who stuffs your fat fucking face with tendies while posting shitty memes, thats your goddamn business.

>>79790386
>Separate without divorce for a year or two
>Give her very little over that time
>Take no acting jobs in that period
>She sues you for divorce
>Show the courts that your income is zero because you've decided to retire
>Lose half of any properties in your name and some material items
>When the dust has settled, take high-paying shit jobs again
>Funnel your fees through shell companies and money launderers
>officially do them all for free, as an extended cameo, or else just SAG minimum wage
>pay her basically nothing
>roll around in your millions

>>79786572
Well maybe if you weren't such a cuck De Niro this wouldn't happen.
You use to be the chosen one but you fucked up.

>>79789729
white girls come with brown, black, blond, red hair. blue, green, hazel, brown eyes. chinky gooks: dark brown slanted fish salamnder eyes and jet black insect-like hair

>>79786795
How do I get hair like Deniro's here?

>>79786647
>pagesix.com

>>79787403
>being alive without a family when you're50+ simply isn't that much fun
Maybe true 20-30 years ago when many worked back breaking manual labor, drank like a fish and smoked 2 packs a day unfiltered. If you take care of your body you'll be enjoying life into your 60's if not longer.

>>79788236
ayyy

Can you imagine being Leo and seeing a 10/10 model in a magazine you want to fuck and having her flown to you in a single day and then fucking her while vaping and listening to MGMT

>>79787066
>all these spooks

/pol/, I...

>>79786572
>marrying
first mistake senpie

>>79786572
looks like he'll have to be a taxi driver on the side

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>>79789240

>>79789729
>generic
>posts a chick from a race of people that might as well be fucking clones

So, Robert De Niro's into bestiality?

>>79789729
>posting plastic people with chiken legs and no asses
yeah, you sure showed him dipshit

>>79786572
He's been in JUST phase for twenty years, you 90s born meme loving faggot

>>79787655
*throws career down the drain*
*marries monkey*
*cries about Trump yet can do nothing*

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you'd be angry too if you fucked up your genetic legacy by breeding with a negress and producing autistic nog children

>>79786795
If his wife was anything like the girl he fucks in the movie he'd be allright.

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>>79786689
>manlets, when will they learn?

>>79787405
He is right, you are an über-faggot.

>>79786572
Wait, that's not a transvestite standing next to him?

>dad comes out as a homosexual late in his life
>had kids with diahnee abbott, a black woman, who eventually left him because of his autism
>married grace hightower, a black woman, have more mongrel kids
>one of his sons turns out to be a complete autist
>has made shitty movies longer than he had made good ones for

De Niro is the original JUST

>>79788769
You obviously don't know what projecting means.

>>79787668
>if you don't literally worship another man you're an sjw
homo with daddy issues detected

>>79786859
leo's gay theres always rumours about him and his friend lukas haas fucking

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>>79787066
the absolute funniest part is not that you're a complete idiot, but the fact that you yourself have done none of these and just sit your fat ass on this imageboard all day typing about shit you THINK you know

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>>79793437
Both, she's the mother of his oldest son and Robert adopted her daughter

>>79800656
>gets up the courage to reply 7 hours later

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>>79800789
>can't into anonymous image boards

>>79786880
Mister Deniro, please get off 4chan. It's time for your prostate medicine.

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>>79794149
Yeah you're right, his son looks like an actual Italian

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>>79787066
>mfw your child is born a retarded cripple

>>79792558
I have traveled arround the world because of my job, im been able to see most turistic attractions or cultural places that are "popular".

And in my humble opinion there is no bette place tha my home, i have a good job with good salary, but i live a modest life i have no wife or kids, the las t relationship i had was 10 years ago.

I lost interest in a love relationshp mostly because i wanted to do some stuff that took most of my free time, but i like to do it (listenning to music, trainning boxing, reading books/comics, watching movies, reading about animals, study physics and others).

Right now i feel great and i think if you really dont feel the need to have a wife/gf, etc. dont feel pressed by society do what you want.

>>79790087

Here's the thing anon. You can't just suddenly make 3 million dollars as an actor by living like a NEET shut-in anon. It comes with a lot of strings you are expected to follow.

Depending on the role, you gotta work out, be in shape all the time. You gotta do press tours for every single movie you do, fly around the globe for weeks doing interviews promoting your movie. You don't have a choice, it's part of the contract. Sometimes you gotta go out, and wine and dine with other big wigs. Don't have the right attire? Gotta go buy a whole new wardrobe to match the crowd.

If you are famous enough (and rich enough), you can't just buy a house anywhere. You will have Paparazzi and fans harrass and stalk you. You gotta buy a house in a expensive area (and gated community) where other celebrities live in order to protect your privacy. That house is probably a few million. With tens of thousands a year just to keep and maintain it. Now living in this area has made the cost of living sky rocket for you. Aint no grocery store budget food here. No sir. Whole foods is consider slumming it. Suddenly that 3 million ain't very much. Now you gotta keep making millions just to maintain (or slowly save money) your standard of living. Other celebrities neighbors constantly judge you. You gotta look like you belong, so you buy things to fit into your new celebrity community. New clothes, new car, furniture, etc. It costs money to make money. And the scale moves way up for celebrities.

For you, I guess a good analogy is how long could you make 100 dollars last? Probably a good while if you're on a budget. Okay, but how long could you make it last in a theme park like Disneyland or Great America? Cuz that's what I imagine its like for for celebrity financial life. It's where drinks from vending machines are 6 dollars, and everything is fucking expensive and overpriced. How long could you make 100 dollars last there? Not very long if you don't have a lot of funds constantly.

Bump for the JUSTification of De Niro

Don't buy anything. Don't get anything.
What's the matter with you?

>>79786859

Leo's gay.

>>79787504
>muh heritage
Just as much as a cuck as an actual cuckold