ITT : /tv/ OC

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>amateur audio engineer
>want to make it big
>no one comments on your shit or posts in your thread

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>>79783902

SOMEONE REVIEW MY AUDIO PLEASE

>>79783023
reported your video to youtube for racism

>>79784219

I liked it.

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>>79783902
>>79784219
it is nice audio, I like it

listened to the end, pretty funny

wasn't somebody gonna make a VR /tv/ theater experience?

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>>79784317
>>79784769
>>79785115

Thanks!

>>79785165

Indeed. I have a close friend who has made a few VR experiences for users with google cardboard. I asked if he would consider partnering up in designing a /tv/ theater experience. We just need people to act the parts after going to our local theater and asking if we could borrow the room for an hour (since it will take some rehearsing). Or we could just animate it but that would actually take more time.

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>>79786530

Should have Robert. Pay a black guy to dress as a crab leg salesman but tell him he has only one line he cant mess up

"Careful sir, the butter is hot"

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>>79783023
we may have gone too far

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Cinemas as portrayed in the /tv/ kinoplex meme unironically seem much better than the real deal.

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>>79783023
>when the anvils start knocking

>>79783023
is the kinoguard tower a recent addition?

>>79786986
People complain about the penis inspection day, but they look forward to it. It's the only time somebody will willingly touch their penis.

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>>79787165

I wouldnt know. My local kinotorium is stuck with the flamenco dancing kinofloor. Mandatory lessons before every showing

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>>79786986
>he doesn't watch his movies at the kinotorium
sucks to be you

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zlIGxpFMvj

MARR?

>>79783023
dumb fucking frogposter

>>79787620
>pile of lego
>roon roon nowhere to be seen
unrealistic

>>79787698
What would the shooters be for?

>>79787772

Bretty good

>>79787867

To make sure no one tells of the experience. A few slip out occassionally

>>79787867
>watching a movie
>no one gets shot
Are you a foreigner?

>>79783023
>@1.15 the anvil sounds

many keks my man!

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>>79783023
That was really fucking good, OP. especially the theater shooter and applause at the end

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>no jarabe tapatio intermission

>>79783023
>BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAP

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>>79783023
>"worldstaaar"
>*applause*

>>79783023
Kek


Great work, anon

pretty funny, needed a better ending though I didn't like the shooter stuff that much

the guy hammering the anvil was 10/10 though

>>79789187

Thought I was the only one who noticed

>>79787782

dumb "dumb fucking frogposter" poster

>>79790748
dumb "dumb "dumb fucking frogposter" poster"

>>79790922
u goofed m8

>>79790922
"dumb" dumb dumb "dumb dumb frog" "poster frog" dumb poster" dumb poster frog"

>>79791282
repeating things with slight variations is reddit humor

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>>79790748
>>79790922
>>79791156
>>79791282

As the OP of this thread I command you stop derailing it and fawn over my OC thanks

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>>79791397

"No."

>>79791391
t. redditor

>>79790748
Is that a nutshack reference?

>>79791391
True.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqbSsKgPqNs

>>79783902

If you really are an amateur audio engineer, good luck to you, nigga.

Sounds good to me. What foley did you use for the hammering of the crab legs?

>>79792143

I didnt replicate any sounds other than the voices with a friend but I have resources for the ambient audio if you need it.

>>79788384

I will never understand how this became a thing

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>>79783023

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>>79783023
It ain't me should've started playing after the shots. Otherwise, solid
Good work op

>>79783023
Wow, it's like I'm back in my local Kinohouse experiencing true cinematic perfection. The only thing I missed from it was the delightful sound of my refrigeration unit swinging open and closed as I retrieved my refreshingly cold beverages.

>>79783023
Where were you when /tv/ created surreal kino?

>>79796210
The meme is intensifying to the point where we may not be able to contain it.

>>79783023
This is incredible, thank you.

>>79796210

Theres a short movie based on the meme's premise if youre interested, but instead of a theater its thrill park : https://youtu.be/RVeHxUVkW4w

>>79797009
I don't know why, but that was creepy as fuck.

>>79783902
>engineer

Where did you get your degree? Electrical engineering I assume sine you're dealing with signal analyses and such

>>79797312
are you dense

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>>79797312
>degree

Self learned m8. You and anyone else could remake my video with a few applications and Windows Movie Maker. Not to mention the audio I rip off. The hardest part was picking which sounds to highlight, and ways to manipulate my voice to match an announcer.

fucking cool

>>79787772
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zlIGxpFMvj
incredible

>>79784219
>>79783902
>>79783023
I liek it
>dat baneposting in the back

>>79783023
Things needed:
>sound of breaking crab legs
>sound of the designated shooter
>sound of penis inspection SUCC
>mmandatry shower noises


>popcorn mines

oh my fucking god you are a fuckign genius

>>79783023
>no choruses of "I saw that on REDDIT!"

dropped

who was the autist who spoke to penn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eQKNYLptWk

>>79798563
>who was the autist

A bigger guy than most of us

9/10, had to take 1 point off for no guy muttering "this is reddit, this is memes"

popcorn mines and the dude hitting the anvil was fucking great

Needs more reddit.

>>79783902
How's my sound?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zDHnmmeRyw

>>79799207

I appreciate the ethereal Crawl Space audio. Good job.

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>buy movie ticket online
>go to the movies
>hire a prostitute to get by the no-singles policy
>guard eyes me suspiciously but lets me through
>see a manlet arguing with the guard at the entrance because he doesn't fit the minimum height requirement
>he's glued 5"x5" rubber blocks to his shoes and gelled up his hair to look taller
>he tries to make a run inside but trips and falls
>a couple on the other end of the lobby get crushed by his thickly gelled hair
>get to the ticket ripper who is a blind deaf and dumb autistic boy with no legs
>"UUNNGGG UNNNGG UNNGG"
>try to explain I bought my ticket online
>his wildly swinging arms grab onto my phone I'm holding out with my online ticket
>he tears my phone in half and hands it back
>a robotic toned voice says "THANK YOU HAVE A NICE DAY"
>take a shower to freshen up while she gets crablegs, lobster tails, and bibs
>I come out and she's nowhere to be seen
>oh shit oh shit oh shit
>well I got this far
>sneak through to my theater
>find a seat
>someone tries to sit and I say it's reserved for my girlfriend who is in the bathroom
>they glare but move on
>"ALL RISE FOR OUR NATIONAL ANTHEM"
>sing along while people look at me from the corner of their eye
>the ushers bring in a bald eagle to fly around the room as everyone claps
>CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP
>the theater shooter gong sounds
>everyone starts chanting USA USA USA and clapping(edited)
>CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP
>"ATTENTION everyone. We have a special birthday boy! Little Timmy is 12 years old today and gets the honors of getting shot first."
>turns out Timmy is a Make-A-Wish kid with cancer, so the theater shooter comes out dressed as spider man
>theater shooter moves onto the rest of the theater
>finally hits me in the chest
>CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP
>I clamber back up although my chest is heavily bruised
>everyone stops and I hear collective gasps
>the lights turn on immediately
>"SOMEONE CALL 911"
>get arrested for wearing a bullet proof vest and thrown into the popcorn mines

>>79799254
i appreciate u :3

I swear that this whole alternative reality dystopian cinema meme is the best thing to come out of tv.
I bet someone could make a great surrealistic short movie out of it.

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>>79799292
>live day to day having to fend off the theater's lion mascots
>one day during daily penis inspection, I make a break for it
>"STOP THAT PATHETIC VIRGIN"
>people start chasing after me
>the staff run over to a pedestal and remove an idol, unleashing a giant plus sized american rolling after me
>the freedom sized american crushes theater patrons as I run
>I forgot how long I've been running for
>I just ran and ran
>I've made it to one of the local villages on the outskirts of the condiment bar
>I'm a wanted man and I see wanted posters all over
>feel around in my pockets and find a couple dollars. It's all I have now
>hire a local native boy to ferry me back to the entrance so I can get home
>days pass, my guide catches malaria as we go through the marshes and dies
>I have to navigate and end up getting lost several times
>I finally get to the exit and run towards freedom
>I push open the doors and feel the warm sunlight on my face
>a random black man pulls a gun
>"EAT LEAD WHITEY DIS FO TRAYVON BROWN O WHATEVAH DAT NIGGA'S NAME IS"
>get shot
>everyone starts clapping around me and walking closer
>my vision fades to black as I'm surrounded by clapping onlookers

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>tfw asmr is a bunch of sluts whispering into a camera instead of sound engineers crafting immersive experiences
There's a reason why even after these years the virtual barbershop is still the best asmr video ever made. There's a massive hole waiting to be filled by someone who is willing to work hard and make high quality asmr videos. If I had the money I would invest in one of those binaural microphones right away.

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>>79799348
>getting oil changed at a local theater
>decide to watch a flick while I wait
>standing in lobby checking out the releases
>ear deafening alarm blares from all sides while everyone runs to the lowering blast doors
>room goes red
>start hearing countdown
>completely forgot the space shuttle launch was today
>panic since the room was cleared out and sealed tight from the outside
>only one opening but it's clearly for the flames to escape
>shit myself looking for a way out
>find a small vent and break it open
>crawl through a good distance until I feel the whole world shaking from the launch blast
>keep crawling out of sheer panic until I break through and fall right into the dentists office
>land ass first on the face of a patient getting a root canal
>gets faces impaled by tools while getting smeared with my shit
>run off to the popcorn pit to cool off until my movie starts
>movie was shit didn't even get shot
>mechanics forgot to plug up oil pan and car overheats on the way home

>>79799456
>virtual barbee shop

I mean your point is valid but that guy's Italian accent was atrocious

>>79799901
Italians are atrocious. Go on and cry to your mommy when the man puts olive oil and salt on his pasta.

>>79799338

I dont think /tv/ is mainstream enough yet.

Be honest /tv/, if you found out one of these hellacious theaters existed, would you check it out?

>>79801884
It'd be the only way to prove appreciate film.

>>79801941

Enjoy getting killed I guess

>>79801884
It depends on what the punishment for singles would be

banned access to the cinema showers/3 weeks in the coal mines, the only snacks you can buy are falcon chow

>>79783023
Wtf? Since when is no Singles policy a thing? It's not like a gun range or hazardous chemicals store

>>79803847
hey newfriend

>>79783023
im fucking dying

>>79803847

Because single guys usually do the weird shit. Masturbating or shooting people up

>>79783023
>that arguing
>that baneposting

Kek'd through the whole video, OP.

>>79799348
underrated

Needed some Smashmouth and some IT AINT ME in there.

I didn't even hear Bane.

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>>79799456
>not virtual blood diamond mine