>tfw she finds out you watch Riverdale for the twinks
she's so peefect, I cant stop looking at her
The show is so bland, don't understand why it's "in" with kids
>>79780226
I cant stop watching - but only with the sound off
>>79780211
>brown eyes
>perfect
>>79780085
Why did they make Veronica an Indian anyway?
>>79780343
she is Brazilian
>>79780318
I know how to be happy, you dont
>tfw every scene with Reggie and Archie is a Top Gun homoerotic scene
>>79780414
This and Veronica gawking at Betty every chance she gets are the gayest things on the show.
>>79780554
>get invited by Cheryl for a sleepover
>find out she was the only girl invited
what do they mean by this?
>>79780681
Cheryl wants a piece of that ass.
>>79780777
>tfw the last episode went full maple syrup
>>79780371
best girl
>>79780211
she's the qt-est girl
betty is the purest
cheryl is the most ayylmao
>>79780371
>swNsoyf
;_;
>>79780777
Why is the syrup so watery?
>>79780266
How to become daddy?
>>79780747
s-sauce please
>>79780892
>she will never tend to your injuries
let me die already
>>79780085
can that bitch sit on my face
>>79780832
marry betty
fuck veronica
kill cheryl
>>79780961
this is patrician choice
>only 4 episodes in
>everyone has been blacked
Back to /co/ pls
someone post the cheerleading webm quick I want to go to sleep.
>>79780961
>unironically wanting to marry the mentally ill girl
At least with Cherly you can get some of that maple syrup monies
>>79780085
>tfw this is the only reason you know about archie
Why would you guys watch teenage drama?
Is it good or it's just fap b8?
>>79781060
>being introverted is mentally ill now
ok
>>79781116
>being introverted is the same as having multiple personality disorder
Marrying Betty would be like marrying two girls at the same time.
>>79781280
don't think it works that way buddy
>>79780085
I think I've been on this site far too long.
I'm getting bad vibes about Ronnie. I... i think she's a tranny?
I always feel apprehensive when i see a "girl" with super bright make up. That lipstick and that eyeshadow.... wew
>>79781655
Maybe her skin's just pale.
>>79781655
got some bad news for you bro
Honest question: Is this show worth watching? When I first saw the trailer, I was disgusted by the fact they did a dark edgy Archie reboot, it looked like an CollegeHumor sketch.
>>79781830
its only worth watching for the waifus desu, the male characters I fund insufferable
>>79780371
So she has aids
>>79780747
i second that, sauce please my good sir
>>79781100
I learnt so much from the Simpsons
>>79780892
>>79781926
i like archie
he makes everything sunny and clean
even the dirty sex in the woods with his music teacher
Christ almighty, I watched the first ten minutes of Riverdale and I was cringing out of my seat. How can you guys actually watch this garbage?
>>79782647
Stupid teenage drama is a hell of a drug
>>79782733
That's no joke. It's the heroin of TV.
>>79780085
>being a literal gay person
rofl
>>79782039
no one ever delivers sauce on that
>>79783247
Betty is really gorgeous
>>79780554
>Veronica gawking at Betty
Watch this webbum, it's Betty checking out Ronnie's ass.
>>79783360
she is prefect
>>79783466
I need to change waifus so soon already
>>79783247
>>79783466
she looks like a Valkyrie
>>79783247
>>79783466
She looks a lot better with her hair down.
>>79783708
Shut the fuck up you lonely retard.
>>79783838
>twinks
>>79780085
>tfw you will never give Veronica a sticky maple
>tfw Veronica will never step on your snake with her Louis Vuitton heels
>>79780371
Ass is 10/10 but where are the tits?
The guys black girl is cute too but yeah pretty much.
>>79780855
>>79780855
cause it's water with food coloring
>>79782824
>>79782733
>this just in: people like watching super-attractive baits do sexy and exciting things
>two weeks ago
>in class
>we are so off topic I can hear my student loans laughing at me
>student is describing "twinks" in the gay community
>had no idea what a "twink" was
>found out
>now when I hear "twink" I think of young gay men instead of Paper Mario.
Thanks, college!
I've been Team Veronica, but man, Betty is growing on me. Thank god for this show carrying the waifu torch from Mad Men and Twin Peaks.
>>79780777
What kind of a show is this? Wasn't Archie some kind of a kids comic back in the day?
>>79785564
You didn't know what a twink was? How sheltered are you? You don't have to be gay to know that
>>79786101
This is more so based on the recent Archie stuff.
Basically Reboot Archie + Afterlife with Archie + Twin Peaks
>ywn marathon Check it Out! with the girls, laughing and cuddling under the blankie
>>79780833
>>79783466
How can she eat that shit and not get fat?
why am I still a virgin beta?!?!
I see so many women on this show and it hurts that I will never even get a piece or a glimpse of what it feels like to be loved by a girl that slightly resembles them
fuck this
>Betty getting blakked
kek this show
>>79786440
No she doesn't
>>79783417
Nice sidelook
Does anyone feel like Betty and Jughead are the main characters of the show?
>tfw no Veronica gf
This show has so much gay subtext even though you know they will never actually show it on screen except for the token gay friend.
>>79786787
is that a dildo? I can't tell
>>79786784
it's an ensemble honey
Is she still "the bad girl" or do we feel for her now? Last episode showed her mom Dana DeArmond is the true villain and her abuser pretty much.
>>79786836
I don't care about her I wanted more milfy Grundy
>>79786787
Sauce?
>>79786624
>that veronica
No
>>79786878
Jesus Christ, they really tone down her beauty on the show or make her more homely like Peggy on Mad Men or something. Well not in that wig hhnnng.
Tell your friends to watch this comfy show so we get multiple seasons of this attractive cast t.b.h.
>>79786831
Are you a girl? It's obviously a dildo.
>>79786977sorry
>>79786787
Jesus
>>79786964
we are getting a whole Archie Universe on tv
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/live-feed/archie-comics-signs-development-deal-warner-bros-tv-975805
>>79786977
>Are you a girl?
I don't get that question. Wouldn't girls know dildos better than guys?
>>79787098
A guy would have a dick and therefore know what it looks and behaves like.
>>79786890
Beryl18 from Chaturbate
>>79787156
Oooh. Makes sense.
i havent watched this show but why does every screencap have a fog machine going in the background
>>79787203
Thanks mate, much obliged
>>79786964
>Jesus Christ, they really tone down her beauty on the show or make her more homely like Peggy on Mad Men or something. Well not in that wig hhnnng.
They gotta make sure Betty is not more attractive than Veronica.
>>79786964
HER ASS
ON MY FACE
>>79786831
>>79786977
>>79786993
>>79787098
>>79787156
>>79787216
Guys red alert! We have a girl INSIDE THIS VERY THREAD RIGHT NOW
>>79787079
Sweet. Im into it.
It's cool that Aguirre dude is so hands on w/ the show, all these shows i guess and everything single thing else, but I wish he'd sit the fuck down and write more Afterlife scripts. Or just hire a talented writer with whom to work to continue. Francavilla does the art fairly quickly i think so he's not the issue.
>>79787408
show benis
>>79783247
YWN be this good looking and have 3 qt's on your arms
why even live?
>>79786440
>i'll take things that didn't happen for 1000 Alex
>>79788218
Willing to bet the dude's slammed every attractive female on the show including the old ladies.
>>79788311
Well he is a combo football chad/guitar dude.
>>79788311
Dude seems like he's gay to me. He's probably banging jughead.
>>79788516
Jughead isn't female??
>>79788516
>Dude seems like he's gay to me
That's what all ugly betas say about alphas who have boyish good looks.
>Hah look at his high cheekbones and smooth face he's probs a twink, look how much work he puts into his abs and hairless body girls don't even like that. A real man has a big hair gut like me.
>lets go for that dirty old man market
any lewd panty of riverdale girls?
>>79786787
Why is it so thin?
>>79787373
This please. I would eat her ass until my jaw LITERALLY broke.
>>79788747
half asian
>>79788916
Bodies are great but I'm not convinced by the faces at all. The music teacher was prettier. Hell, Jugghead is prettier.
>>79782308
OUR GUY
I hope Betty hooks up with that asian football player desu
Reggie being tsundere to Archie makesmesquee.
>>79789010
Yeah why not. I think Veronica should go back to the black jock too.
Oh by the way, is it me or did episode 3 make no sense? Why do they make a whole thing out of a private notebook with some girls names on it?
Guys bragging about girls they haven't really fucked is not "sexual abuse" but it was treated as such.
>>79789010
I think he is just there no antagonize archie and look very punchable in all his scenes
>>79782308
>>79788960
No homo but from what little i've read or seen about this dude in past few weeks he actually does seem kinda chill. Worked at a comic store, decent photographer, prankster/flirt w/ the babes on set.
>>79789105
not even the same person shame on you for almost tricking me
>>79789105
Nice, looks like a non fucked in the head Amber Heard.
>>79780371
that's a nice bunda
>>79789105
Is this from an upcoming episdoe?
>>79789224
>>79789183
kek, you got me
>>79789224
Looks like Brittany Murphy un-died
>>79789083
Of the entire cast he also seems to have the most understanding of the source material
>>79785203
Do girls dress like this for sleepovers with other girls in real life?
>>79789356
Not in my experience. Maybe rich people do though, who knows.
>>79789356ask your mom
Last episode was the worst so far. I feel like the whole murder storyline has gone away from a conventional investigation and taken a turn to the creepy, almost supernatural.
It's just a shame because it makes the entire town and characters less believable.
Cheryl looked gorgeous in her white dress though. Also do you think she is really being sent to a boarding school in Europe or was that just an empty threat?
>>79789356
No. Who the fuck wears a pearl necklace and makeup right before bed?
I like this show, but sometimes they just get things so wrong like it's literally being done by autists with no real life experience.
>>79789435
>supernatural undertones
What part of Melrose Place+Twin Peaks=Riverdale don't you understand?
>>79789483
They're not trying to "get things right" in a realism sense. They're trying to make the girls look hot and to develop a coherent aesthetic (of girls looking hot.)
>>79789435
dafuq are you talking about the episode was great. It finally gave Cheryl a fleshed out character, explained alot about the dynamic of the adults in the town and shed light on the maple syrup thing in Riverdale
Also the boarding school thing is a throwback to the comics where Veronica pisses off her parents and gets sent to a boarding school in Europe
Post rare Cheryl
>>79785365
>Ass is 10/10
>white people
>>79789607
Cheryl is worst girl desu imo. Fake lips alone kill it.
>>79789545
Girls with no make-up and in plain dressing gown can be pretty hot too.
>>79789658
So wrong.
She's best girl now that Ms. Grundy is gone.
>>79789547
How can a girl be this perfect lads? How old is she IRL?
>>79789545
They are actually going for a very comic-bookish aesthetic in the cinematography and editing, and it's worked out pretty well so far. Writing and most of the acting have been shit though.
>>79789658
her lips arent fake desu look at old pics of her
>>79789749
Is that an old pic of her? She's definitely had some work done.
>>79789749
Aw she was so much prettier and more wholesome back then.
>>79789845
>>79789906
Plastic surgery at 8y old? Damn girl. Also it's either au naturel or all natural.
>>79789607
>>79789906
I'd hit it.
>>79790098
She's tiny.
>>79789435
Agreed. The last episode was pretty damned bad. It had high points but they tried to shove so much plot into it that there were wildly inappropriate shifts in tone. It didn't work at all and felt like a complete mess.
Hopefully next week's will be better.
>>79789435
Really? It was my favourite thus far. The more Twin Peaks it gets, the better imo
>watching a glorified edgelord version of Archie comics
I thought last episode was better then the previous two.
>dude, archie, lol
No one reads archie, stop pretending you care about this show because of the plot. It's just a meme because you pseudo nerds think you're cool for watching something ironic.
>but bros, what if archie was a darkly lit teen angst show reminiscent of pretty little liars and the first season of the OC?
>haha yeah and we can film some scenes in wooded areas and plant stories of it being TOTALLY JUST LIKE twin peaks except it's not at all like twin peaks in any way!
>yeah dude just make sure you push the archie thing even though it's absolutely nothing like archie at all no one reads that shit they just pretend to know what it is because omg such a nerd haha!
I hate you people so much
>>79790528
I read Archie as a kid and I watch the show cause it gives me a Veronica Mars-vibe and all the girls are hot.
Why are you so buttblasted people watch a show?
Just...don't watch it. Problem solved.
>>79790528
I read Archie when I was growing up as a kid. I like this show mostly because it's relatively enjoyable teen trash that I can watch with my gf. That being said, the characters are all rather similar to those in the comics, just changed somewhat and put into different situations. Also, apparently later Archie stuff got really dark and there was consideration given to branching it into a graphic novel series where Archie is a depressed 30 year old who is going nowhere in life and feels suicidal.
Anyway, why are you crying so much about people liking something? Sometimes teen trash is stupidly enjoyable. See: some of the OC
>>79790528
I loved Archie as a little kid, first comic I ever read before getting into superhero comics as a little kid. But it's not really something I hold sacred and get mad if they change the characters like some nerds.
>>79790528
Now why would you out yourself as an angsty 15 year old who thinks its cool to hate everything that other people like?
can i jerk off to this shit or not
>>79790657
Yes.
>>79790580
>>79790594
>>79790597
three liars
>>79790603
and one little bitch
>>79790691
Why would I lie about wasting my time as a child reading comic books that are terrible and moronic?
>>79790528
>not jerking off to Dan DeCarlo Betty & Veronica stories
>>79790691
Aw. Someone is lonely.
Don't worry anon, you can hang out with me.
>>79790734
because you are a sad, sad idiot. You didn't read these comics you only know that they existed through osmosis.
>>79790752
>this anon thought this was witty
You've lost the plot, kid. Try again.
>>79790876
>this much salt in one post
Someone needs a Beronica hug
bitch always look angry
>>79790876
I wasn't being witty I was offering to be your friend.
You're so combative.
Definitely a Cheryl
>we heard you've been fapping to pictures of us again, anything to say for yourself?
>>79789547
its amazing how only a chad would look right next to this nasty hot redhead
>>79791311
>yeah, could I get some help
https://archiveofourown.org/works/9579269?view_adult=true
https://archiveofourown.org/works/9511325
>>79791422
I honestly can't wait for the Brazzers parody of this show even though it will be a badly done shot for shot recreation of the show with sex scenes thrown in
>>79780085
derpppp
>>79791500
there is already a parody out but its not Brazzers nor is it that good >>79786624
>>79791662
That is a parody of the characters not the show
>>79790528
>No one reads archie
Fucking everyone and their literal great grandmother has read Archie.
>>79791688
True. I doubt we'll get one based on the actual show though
>>79791830
Nigga we live in a world where this exists
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JoRYWinS_u8&t=6s
>>79786787
>when her tongue is out and full of saliva
>>79791830
There will be, they make porn parodies of literally everything these days.
>tfw enjoyed the show until they BLACKED ronnie in episode 3
literally no reason to have that happen, yet it does. just another BLACKING that people will ignore and then when the white genocide hits full steam and jamal is raping your girl, you'll wish you had listened.
>>79786401
How do you know so little about fitness?
>>79786401
It's not that much. Just don't eat it everyday and you're fine.
>>79780777
>>79780812
just get out of the hot tub, the fuck?
>>79793286
He's been drugged and still hoping for a threesome.
>>79793286
he was handcuffed and drugged with muscle relaxers
>>79792277
Veronica is not white.
>>79793562
Seems his phobia is so powerful that any woman of any race having any kind of relationship with an african-american feels like a threat to him.
>>79780777
>>79780812
>it's another "white girls torture a black man" episode
>>79781100
>Duhh stay outta Riverdale
>>79793653
It is more a false sense of entitlement ("all women belong to me") than a phobia. /pol/tards are less inforwars and more Supreme Gentlemen
Isn't this show based on the Archie comics? I thought those were always light hearted and fun. What happened?
>>79794633
Interesting. For the life of me, I can't untangle the politico-psycho-sexual workings of /pol/tards' minds.
>>79794694
The rule of Hollywood: It'll get an edgy reboot eventually
is archie ever gonna get involved with the rest of the cast
ay yo someone post the Betty/Veronica kiss webm already
>>79794815
there you go
>>79794752
Its not that hard, you just combine their false sense of racial entitlement ("whites are the best and are the inherent owners of everything") with thier inability to reconcile personal failure ("I have personally accomplished nothing) and projection of failure onto boogeymen ("jews push BBC to deprive me of the white women the universe owes me)
>>79794806
No because he's too busy with MUH MUSIC
It's funny how the season is past the halfway point and Archie still hasn't done anything apart from bitching and whining.
>>79795083
i just want archie and jug bein bros and sexual tension
>>79795083
Next episode he goes full moms spaghetti
>>79795055
Damn that's pretty much it. Also, nice webm.
>>79795148
what happens?
>>79795145
then why is all the homoerotic tension between him and reggie?
>>79795204
It's just plain tension.
>>79795191
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WI3np_Nm9I
>>79789356
When they botherto dress at all.
>>79795314
>ywn see a sleepover scene with Cheryl wearing nothing but her choker and Veronica nothing but her pearls
>>79794694
>some faggot had an idea for a teen drama
>"no we'll pass" said the studio head
>same butthurt faggot got the rights to archie
>replaced every name of his shit tier teen drama with something from archie
>pitched the same idea except this time he could say it was based on a classic comicbook
>tumblr, who has never read archie comics pretend it's like twin peaks, a show they have also never seen
>now they post about it on 4chan, on /tv/ in this thread
pretty simple actually
>>79796234
Worst raping of a purchased property since Thunderbirds, which was then turned into a Spy Kids live action clone.
Kudos to the South Park guys for realizing they were idiots and making a marionette comedy themselves.
>>79780226
high school setting, retard
>>79793562
She is white passing. Either way, it's a deliberate decision to have her fuck a black guy when she is new to town. How can she resist the BBC? Hollywood makes you believe BBC is desirable, soon people start believing it in real life.
>>79789344
Also he's the only cast member we have nudes of, even though they're actually of his twin brother, they're just as good.
>>>/hm/1511954
>>79790511
We're only watching for the twinks so it's okay.
>>79796610
Nothing wrong with black cocks
What's with this show? I hate teen dramas but I'm really invested in this show.
I wasn't even a big Archie fan
>>79789083
>from what little i've read or seen about this dude in past few weeks he actually does seem kinda chill
Both the Sprouse twins are super cool, down to earth celebs.
>>79797634
>I wasn't even a big Archie fan
no one that watches this show is
Comics: Veronica >>> BettyRiverdale: Betty >>> Veronica
>>79780085
>CW
>>79797728
>why can't my irrelevant franchise stay irrelevant so I can feel cool for liking obscure vintage things
>>79790528
>No one reads archie
yet this still continue to make comics about it
>>79797833
who is this girl? I see her posted all the time. All I know is she's a /pol/ meme.
>>79798114
>girl
>>79791311
>>79798114
Its a random anti-trump protester that /pol/ likes to use when they want to virtue signal that they are alt right
>>79797855
oh, i don't like archie. And I don't read it. Neither do you. You're just an idiot that fell for some low tier marketing.
>>79797855
>obscure
It's one of the best selling comic series of all time and are still making them
>>79798962
to your average person born after the 80's its pretty irrelevant. Its only saving grace being that Betty and Veronica are cultural troupes. Everything else is seen as Americana from an era long past
>>79799086
It was pretty popular in the early 90's. They sold them in the check-out lanes of grocery stores and i'd always buy them.
I guess kids who grew up in the 2000's don't know it though, comics in general became less popular.
>>79798962
pretty sure Archie sales have been shit for quite some time - especially compared to the other publishers. I think the only recent thing that did well was Afterlife With Archie
I never really read the comics outside of Afterlife with Archie, but I did watch Archie's Weird Mysteries as a kid and Sabrina.
Im enjoying the show tbqh
>>79780812
i don't understand, is he really scared of aunt jemima or what?
>>79799282
>Archie's Weird Mysteries
MAN I FUCKING LOVED THE EPISODE WERE THE GIRL BECAME GIANT YES
Stop arguing over whether people read the comics and post more waifus.
>>79799133
I still see them in grocery stores tbqh
>>79799733
Nice
>>79799733
Are her eyes hazel or blue? Honestly there are times I can't tell.
>>79799733
>Betty
I know they could never be as cute as the actual characters but having Veronica be shorter and uglier than Betty is just sinful
>>79799733
She kinda looks like Deborah Ann Woll.
This show had the potential to be so good. Shit writing is killing it.
>>79780892
The fuck does that even mean?
>>79800175
I would guzzle a cocktail of her body fluids.
why is mama Blossom so mean?
Ronnie is my waifu, but I admit Jughead is the most attractive person on this show.
>>79798962
>of all time
bruh it peaked before your mother was born you dumb faggot.
>>79800611
>has a tattoo
Dropped.
>>79796795
>even though they're actually of his twin brother
Christ, I hope my brother never does porn
JUGHEAD IS BEST BOY!
>>79795243
>you ginger judas
Why is racial slur allowed if it's against gingers?
>>79802824
because Gingers are subhuman shits
>>79784081
they are definitely less talented at applying makeup themselves than the show's makeup artists
>>79799300
the town has a weird thing for maple syrup as the town was founded on it, from syrupy fetishes to blood feuds based on the syrup business
>>79799829
>>79783417
okay they both check each other out
Betty and Veronica on suicide watch.
>>79799300
The syrup thing was supposed to be like cum-shot. It's sprayed on the photo of the girl a football jock "fucked".
So the whole episode is all about "muhh oppression, slut shaming, etc)
I'm sure women have never ever humiliated men and women for fun. God knows only men do that and should be blamed for that.
>>79795055
If you'd actually been around for more than a year you'd know it was mostly a reaction to the cuck/bbc shitposting that infected this board and others a while back. Then shitposters moved on but the /pol/tards stayed stuck on the issue.
>>79799326
>>79799282
>>79806907
I'm an oldfag, been here since way back people autists spamming glau 24/7 with no capcha to stop their bots was a thing
That being said figuring put white supremacists is not exactly hard. You can tell these people don't exactly have jobs because even the most blue collar guys don't really give a shit and would laugh at these morons
>>79806792
Nice, you get these from somewhere or make them yourself?
>>79799733
i hope that pic its from photoshoot and there be more, anyone know?
anyone know the name of that photoshoot of camila mendes (veronica)?
>>79790204
old /tv/ pls
>>79791422
https://archiveofourown.org/works/9573794
>>79806792
how long before it's revealed that she's his half sister?
>>79807425
Dammit Lili this is what you get for engaging shippers
>>79807453
she can engage them all she wants if we get more good smut
>>79807526
how is that going to work if Archie got his red hair from his mom (played by Molly Ringwald)
>>79807671
isn't Luke Perry also supposed to be redheaded in this or am I blind?
>>79800175
ON MY FACE
>This Miss Grundy is later revealed to be the deceased mother of the series' Miss Grundy
I was checking out the wiki, and did I miss this from that episode?
So it wasn't just some random name she took as her new identity?
>>79808626
some episodes and synopsises have been given to reviewers, maybe that's something from that?
But no, that was not a thing that's been revealed yet at all.
>>79789224
That is Amber Heard, from 3 Days To Kill. She has a few scenes as a sexy spy.
>>79781100
>>79808898
I don't think we are done with fake Grundy quite yet
>>79811129
that's good news
her taboo romance with Archie is one of the most lively plots
>>79800098
Except vampire girl is 10x more beautiful than longfaced Jennifer Garner-looking Betty.
>>79807671
Is he hard????????
>>79799733
Poor man's supergirl. Even does that quick head tilt that moves her ponytail around.
>>79799733
the fuhrer would be so proud
>>79812680
wouldn't you be?
>>79813619
>>79812680
he's a homo and just came from the game, of course he's hard
>>79813650
There's no indication Archie is gay. In point of fact he's been shown to have sexual interest in two (2) women so far, and zero (0) men.
>75% of CW shows are based on comics
>yfw we'll be getting a Sabrina spinoff soon
Any guess on how CW will adapt it?
They'll definitely add another new supernatural show after TVD ends.
>>79800152
>cw show
>potential to be so good
it never had a chance
>>79814556
ON MY FACE
>>79815008
Seems pretty inevitable that she'll get a new show given this >>79787079
Also Sabrina is more or less confirmed to appear on Riverdale
>“Sabrina, I don’t know if you’re familiar with Sabrina from the comics, she’s going to come,” Apa said. “Yeah, she comes in our last episode.”
http://www.denofgeek.com/us/tv/riverdale/257276/riverdale-introducing-sabrina-the-teenage-witch-confirmed
I'd also expect it to be a bit darker like the recent comics.