>both the wires are red!

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>pronounces it "preFERably".

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>cut the left one!
>no the other left!

>have a seat
>I am sitting

>get out!
>but its my house

>I don't have time for this
>Oh, but you have time for X

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>It's time for plan B
>What's plan B?
>RUN

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>oh yeah you and what army?

>you really expect me to believe that?
>it doesn't matter if you believe it, it's the truth

>it's time for plan C
>that WAS plan C!
>RUN

>M as in Mancy

>it's time for plan D
>that WAS plan D!
>RUN

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>it's a 'youtuber talks about their struggles with mental illness and thanks their fans for their support' episode

>>79779922
>it's a "YouTuber quits making videos because of muh depression but still takes donations from fans" episode
Seriously though, who the fuck pays for free videos

>stand up
>I am standing

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>picked the wrong day to stop smoking

>>79779954
Spoony fans

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>>79779424
>walking to class
>almost gets hit by skater/cyclist and drops papers

>>79779954

people who arent poor

>character gets arrested
>"I WANT MY LAWYER!"

>it's time for plan E
>that WAS plan E!
>RUN

>>79780001
>t. YouTuber

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>documentary about a girl who was killed
>family members are talking about her
>'she was always smiling, she was so happy, she just loved life and loved everyone else, whenever you went into the room she would smile and it would make you smile too she was just always smiling'

Dumb frogposters

>>79780014
>I need to make a phonecall
Serously, I don't know where this bullshit about being able to make a phonecall came from but sometimes it's so retarded.

>>79780001
>people who have money should throw it at neet retards to keep them producing their shitty content
You're not fooling anyone, Spoon

>"I know this city like the back of my hand!"
>squints at back of hand
>"Heyyy... What's that?!"

>>79780068
It's good when it's later confirmed that the girl was a fucking two faced whore. Like Twin Peaks

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>>79780068
> film about the Holocaust
>"based on true events"

>>79780068
this

I highly doubt she was smiling when she got murdered

>wait, what did you just say? Say that again
>no the word before that
>you're a genius!
>i am?
>Lets go no time to explain

>movie made by a corporation
>movie still tries to make corporations look evil

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>Something bad happens to a cop who was close to retirement

>>79780179
>cop: "it's 2 weeks until my retirement"
>cop: *fucking dies*

*phone ringing*
>"Hello?"
>It's me

>phone conversation ends without a bye

Is there a parody of this cliché?

>"oh yeah, you and what air force?"
>500 aircraft come into view
>"this air force"

>>79780179
>"I'll be back soon, Biilly, we can play baseball later"
>dies next scene

>character shits his pants then starts eating and licking the shit out of his soiled underwear
>everyone looks at him
>"what?"

>>79780220
>guy walking on the sreet
>payphone rings
>he picks up phone
>"is it done?"
>"yeah, it's done"

>person is eternally wounded and tells other person to tell his girlfriend/daughter/mom/whatever something for him
>"No, you're going to tell X yourself" "You're going to make it"
>actually makes it or dies some scenes later

yep

>cop questioning criminal protagonist
>"What do you do for a living?"
>"Uhhhh, businesses"
>cop leaves without questioning any of it

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>>79780126

>Posts on /tv/ but from /pol/
>even his mother calls him Fredo

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>I've got an army
>Yea well we got a guy who shoots arrows

>you're not going out dressed like THAT!
>**throws temper tantrum and storms upstairs**

>character is wanted by the police
>character is driving in a vehicle
>a cop pulls him over
>character sweats furiously
>"Do you know why I pulled you over?"
>character shrugs
>"Your left tailgate light is out, fix it. There's a gas station a mile down the road"
>character is relieved

>character is member of the mafia
>acts like a loud obnoxious Italian American stereotype with a heavy New York accent

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>>79779954
>it's a "the only youtuber you ever watched consistently has massively slowed down making new videos and constantly looks like he's on the verge of a mental breakdown each episode and goes on rants about how bullying will cause a youtuber to kill themselves one day and then passively aggressively mentions the lower view counts in his newer videos before taking an extended leave to bum-fuck-nowhere" episode

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>It was just business. It wasn't personal

Sicario and Taken come to mind

>>79780167
As shit as nu-simpsons is, there was an entertaining episode a couple of years back making fun of this

>>79780461
This is really dumb because they run the tag/license number of every single person they pull over.

>>79780205
>cop: "it's 2 weeks until my retirement"
>his young partner that he would jokingly bully dies

>character is avoiding the police
>eventually a police officer spots him
>"Hey, you there!"
>character stops dead in his tracks and puts the hands in the air
>police officer approaches the character and asks if he's seen *someone with the description of the character* around
>character answers no
>police officer lets him go

>>79780531
Not in the countryside during the '70's

>>79780179
>>79780205
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oG82W_UHYGE

>it's time for plan F
>that WAS plan F!
>RUN

>>79780014

why do all americans have a lawyer?

>>79780533
Hell or high water?

What I can't fucking stand is that every children's show these days is just screaming and falling down. And then kids emulate it endlessly like fucking Vaudeville and loud-talker tv shows are ever making a comeback.

>character is saying he just want a nice day in the beginning of the movie
>it actually turns out to be a hectic day he won't forget

>>79780642
Because you can actually be sued for everything and people will try to make a living suing other people for all of their money

>how do I know I can trust you?
>you don't have to trust me, just X

>>79780649
>screaming and falling down
?

>>79780642
because we dont trust the governments public defender to do anything but suck the systems dick.

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>>79780179
>yfw you find out this is based on a string of cop murders in the early 80's so they didnt have to pay their pension plans

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>>79780642

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>>79780642

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>>79780642
.

>>79780644
bingo

>>79780783
in his defense, I'd be fucking pissed too

>>79780847
if you read up on the actual case, this is completely justified
the coffee wasn't properly sealed and there were no warnings and the medical bills were insanely high as mentioned

>>79780847
old lady actually had a reason to sue mcdonalds, originally she only asked for like 600 dollars to pay for the hospital bill but mcdonalds said fuck no we are not giving you shit, but the coffee mcdonalds gave her was too hot for FDA standards i believe, so her lawyer used that as an argument and she won

mcdondalds fucked themselves over thanks to being cheap fucks

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>>79779922
>It's a female youtuber makes a redundant video coming out as bisexual episode

>>79781216
>having to be warned that coffee is hot
>not being cautious when handling a hot beverage
>making other pay for your mistake

This is one of the reasons you're being ridiculed by other countries

>Give me your badge and your gun
>...and the other badge!

>cop is going to retire in 36 years
>changes his diet increasing his life expectancy of 3 years

>>79781441
>but keeps his tertiary badge that made himself for such an occasion he found himself in just now

>>79781485
>cop enters a cloistered convent to interrogate a nun about that

>>79781427
>not american
>the lid wasn't properly placed on the coffee
>she suffered 3rd degree burns
>she needed a skin graft
>she was in her 80s
this is why context matters and why your country is insignificant in world affairs

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>Wonder Woman throws Lasso of Truth around bad guy
>now don't lie to me!
>you got a great pair of tits

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>You just don't get it, do you?

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>character is american
>eats family dinner
>drinks coca cola

>>79781841
Do americans really drink soda and other sugary drinks for meals?

>>79781884
Yes, just watch Home Alone or Sopranos or whatever. Straight from the can cola mah dude.

>>79780280
What's wrong with that? All you need is access to the CCTV and the number of the phone.

>>79781906
I mean in real life

>>79782023
i suppose every other country only drinks water at dinner?

>>79782023
Yeah, I drink diet soda. I've seen plenty of people drink soda in general with meals. I'll drink milk a lot when I'm bulking, don't really enjoy beer or wine with food.

>>79781884
If i'm eating fast food then yeah, but if it's a meal I cooked, im either drinking water, beer, or wine, and maybe juice or milk if its breakfast. The only cooked meal I can drink soda with is when I grill out with hotdogs and hamburgers.

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>something scary appears behind a character
>DUDE, LOOK OUT
>the thing instantly vanishes as soon as he looks

>>79782060
Water, beer, wine. Sugary drinks are for other occasions, like together with snacks of dirrerent sorts, not for dinner. Altough for junk food we usually drink sodas since it's basically an american import.

>>79782428
Curry is the only food it's acceptable to drink alcohol with, anything else is a sure sign of alcoholism.

>>79782404
or he doesn't believe it and says "I'm not falling for that (again)"

>>79782538
>drinking alcohol to curry

Milk is the only beverage suitable

>>79782538
So most people in Italy, France, Germany, Ireland, Scotland, England, Wales, Denmark etc are alcoholics since they basically drink alcoholic drinks to every dinner? Well, the irish and the danes are alcoholic anyway so scratch them maybe. But the others?

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>Ambos cables son rojos!
>In english doc

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>>79782682
Yes. You shouldn't listen to stereotypes, it's a major problem.

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>>79780483
>It wasn't personal
>It was to me

>>79781884

yeah well depends. for breakfast, probably not. though sometimes i don't have time to eat at home so i'll stop by the 7/11 for a sausage and big gulp. lunch and dinner definitely. my kitchen soda fountain starts up around 3pm and runs until 2pm. when i get home from work that's usually the first place i go to.

>>79783586
>my kitchen soda fountain starts up around 3pm and runs until 2pm

>latino character
>drops spanish words here and there to remind audience they're latino
>"Woah puta that plan sounds loco man!"

>>79783729
as a mexi that triggers me something fierce
like ill hate every scene that character is in after that

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>>79779922
>it's a success gets into youtuber's head and his videos become wankfests centered around his inane political opinions episode

>>79784845
why watch any youtubers?

>>79779530
actually laughed for 5 minutes straight in the theater when Matrix did this

>>79784811
Would you say it drives you fucking loco, hombre?

>>79784919
you bitch

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>character shits in the sink
>doesn't spray blood all over his kitchen appliances

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>>79785152
>character takes a shower
>doesn't shit and stomp it down the drain

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>>79779922
>your favourite youtuber starts referring to themselves as a "content creator" multiple times

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>>79785177

>character takes a piss
>his urine doesn't have red chunks in it

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>>79779875
>P as in pneumonia

>character doesn't have to use the poop scissors

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>character sneezes
>his eyeballs don't bleed

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>character has a coughing fit
>doesn't spit a tooth or two in the process

>>79780923
These people deserve to be executed

>>79780299
>eternally wounded

>>79786766
it's a meme, you dip

>>79780642

Because it takes like an hour's worth of time to find a decent one and not having a lawyer is fucking stupid.