Without looking it up, what are their names?

I only know Melissa, and that's because she was really good in the few indie films I saw her in. Underated actress who does shitty Hollywood movies (except for Spy, that one was alright).

>>79776360
I mean the character names, but yeah, their real names aren't that memorable either.

>>79776336
Leisel Jones, Melissa 'All Moneymaker, no Money' McCarthy, Kirsten Drumpfdst and Kate Middleton

Latisha Johnson, Belinda McChicken, Jane Smith, Ellen Degenerate

>>79776336
One of them's called Patty. The rest is a mystery.

>>79776336

Holtzman, Patty, uh... Yeah that's all I know.


But the actresses names are Leslie Jones, Melissa McCarthy, Kristen Wig, and Kate McKinnon. Duh.

>>79776336
I want to fuck Kate McKinnon in the bum

>>79776336
Holtz something...

>>79776336

You got Holtzman there on the far right. I don't remember the rest of them.

Tollan or something (like a toll boot, get it? AND SHE WORKS IN THE SUBWAY TOLL BOOT!!!)
don't know
don't know
cartoon Eigon... I mean I don't know

>tfw I gave Leslie a pityfap when her nudes leaked out, because I knew no one else would

>>79776389
>Kate Middleton

Kek

>>79776336

Shouty, Chubby, Dopey, Dorky.

>>79776552

JUST ASK

>>79776336
Nig, Big and The Sticks.

I don't get it. Why is everybody pretending not to know their names?

>>79776630

Who's pretending? I can definitely tell you the names of the actresses, but fuck if I can tell you the characters' names.

>>79776630
Because we really don't know?

I don't remember any of the character's names and only know the name of Melissa as an actress.

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>>79776630
>pretending

>>79776336
Gorilla
Fatty
Skinny
Millennial

>>79776630
is this literally your first time on /tv/? do you not understand the concept of memes?

Jillian Holtzmann is the only one that I remember, because her character at least was somewhat funny.

>>79776336

Angry chimp who's unfunny in SNL
Fat girl with classes like so many Hollywood movies
Angry short haired thin chick who thinks she's cool
Blonde chick who seems annoying

>>79776336
Nigbuster, fatbuster, normalbuster and dykebuster

>>79776336
Harambe, free willy, ghost, that one, the other one

>>79776336

niggy, fatty, oldie, would bang

angry
sloppy
anal
slutty

Original Cast:
normal
conman
naive
nerd

>>79776336
The fat one is Something McCarthy.
I feel like I should remember the black one's name from the week she was spammed here because of that Twitter "scandal" but I really don't.

>>79776336
Michelle Obama, Captain Hamplanet, Scoliosis Sallie, Rosie the Rugmuncher.

>>79776336
Janiqua O'neal ,Patty McDonald, Annie Birch ,Xer Lancelot

michelle obama, sean spicer, tina fey, hillary clinton

From left to right:
Harambe,
Hamzilla,
Virginia,
Dyke.

>>79776336
Fake Winston
Fake Ray
Fake Peter
Fake Egon

>>79776336
NIGGER, FATBICH, CUNT, AND DIKE

>>79776630
>>79776711

I cant do either these bitches are unmemorable

I actually saw it out of curiosity, and I genuinely can't recall any of the character's names except for Leslie Jones being called Patty, that's just because RLM used that sound clip where she goes "THE POWER OF PATTY COMPELS YOU"
I guess that's just one more failure to tack on

>>79776336

Melissa McCarthy, Kristine Wiig, Leslie Jones, I forgot the name of the blonde one, even though I've seen her name many times on popculture sites and even over at the adult gif section of 4chan. And I think I misspelled one of the other actress' names.

>>79779386
Kate McKinnon, I think.

As for the character names... Patty, Holtzman, uhhh, shit... They really didn't say their names enough in the film, and I was always getting drunk off my ass just to finish watching it because it sucked so bad. All I remember about McCarthy's character is Wontons, so I'll call her Wonton girl, and the other one is "I wrote a book one time, and that's the conflict" girl.

>>79776336
Jambo Manqueef, Numan Capote, Syren Head and Hillary Cunnylicker

>>79776463
She'd like that, because she's gay.

>>79776336
She-Ape, Belly, Shitty Rashida Jones, The Mick