Was it kino?

you gotta get out of the butt and into the fuck

YOU GOT BALLS

>>79770120
LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT A PORCUPINES BALLS

THEY'RE SMALL, AND THEY DON'T GIVE A SHIT!

I WANNA TIT FUCK YOUR ASS

>>79770347
I like balls.

FUCK SALT

WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

This better be that puff daddy version, and not that sting piece of shit!

Can someone give me a quick rundown on a porcupine's balls?

BITCH, I LOVE YOU!

YEAH ABOUT 10 MINUTS AGO...

SOMEBODY BROKE INTO MY TRUCK.

YEAH...

HES A LONG LEGGED PISSED OFF PUERTO RICAN

MY ASS

hey dad is that a mickey mouse t-shirt?

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what did he mean by this

WHOSE THAT FAGGOT WITH THE TUBA?

THATS OUR DAD

*loud crashing noises*
THE HELL WAS THAT

dad your son just fell down the stairs

WELL QUIT IT

>>79770120
For years I thought he just had a giant M&M.

>>79770518
He was trying to tell the audience that he has cancer in his breasts. If only we had acted sooner...

>>79770518
the fish sticks were very firm, possibly indicating that they were undercooked or even frozen!

OH BOB SAGET

Yes, its still god damn hilarious to this very day. Him saying WADYA MEAN A BIRD?!? still gets me every time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afJGT1MYXG0

GO COUNT YOUR DICK

pissing out the window and shitting out the window ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS

Last time I gave a shit, I GOT FUCKED

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>tfw your grandmother is 93 years old and doesn't know who A.L.F. is

THIS IS THE SECOND TIME I'VE BEEN FUCKED BY DAIRY QUEEN.

I HAVE TO LIVE IN THIS HELL HOLE! ALL YOU EVER DO I STAY AT HOME AND PLAY WITH YOUR TITS AND LOOK AT YOUR ASS AT THE SAME TIME! DURRURRURR
*gets bowl of cereal thrown in his face*
AWW SHIT!

DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE ASS OF SOMEONE WHO WOULD KNOW IF JIFFY LUBE IS OPEN ON SUNDAYS?!

Dad can you Google Limp Bizkit for me?
I wouldn't Google Limp Bizkit with your dick.
It's spelled B-I-Z...
bitch...

Fuck You Kid You're a Dick!
But Daaaaaaad D;
You're A Faggot!

What's the "A" stand for in your initials?
YOUR ASS!

>>79770120
When he screams on the phone and the calendar changes, you can tell it was pulled with a string.

Danny confirmed for fake.

WHAT IS THIS?! SHITLOAD OF MASHED POTATOES DAY?! HUH?!

>>79775312
"Danny" was a fake the whole time.

FUCK THE PHILIPPINES! They can fill up my ass.

DAAYUM BITCH YOU GOT A STUPID FAT ASS!
*gets bitch slapped by a fat black chick*

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>>79770549
This shot is the icing in the cake.

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TONIGHT

ON UNSOLVED MYSTERIES