Alien is for numales Predator is the superior movie

agreed

how many memorable lines are there in alien, can you think of even 3?

for predator:

>stick around
>get to the chopper
>aint got time to bleed
>you son of a bitch
>pushing too many pencils
>anytime
>sexual tyrannosaurus
>you are one ugly mother fucker

>>79754212
Predator is Arnold's best movie. Which probably makes it the best action movie too.

>>79754292
JEEZ YOU GOT A BIG PUSSY

JEEZ YOU GOTTA BIG PUSSY

>>79754292

Predator is much more suspenseful

>>79754292
Nothing memorable in them. It's just Arnold's delivery that's memorable.

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>>79754292

>not mentioning "if it bleeds, we can kill it"

pleb

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Literally kino

Alien
>Phallic monster kills a bunch of people on a spaceship
>Only survivors are a woman and her cat who kills the monster by unceremoniously launch it into space while shitting herself in fear

Predator
>The toughest, most macho men in the world (And Shane Black) are brutally murdered by an alien hunter who only hunts the toughest prey
>The predator is finally beaten by Dutch's cunning savagery

whoah you're right

>>79754378

the chopper scene is so kino when they're putting the facepaint on and shit

>>79754378
Did they ever release a Blu Ray edition that wasn't fucked up?

>>79754357
>The lines aren't memorable
>It's just the lines that are memorable

>>79754292
>dude so many quips!
>its h*lla f*ckin ep*c

>>79754493
>the delivery

You fucking autist. Learn to read.

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>>79754212
Both movies are sick, but Predator is definitely the best.
>Amazing cast
>Great soundtrack
>Great special effects
>Cool as shit Alien
>Quotes and lines that square out your jaw

>>79754292

>Game over man, game over
>nuke from orbit, only way to be sure
>get away from her you bitch
>the come at night, mostly
>hey vasquez, you ever been mistaken for a man? No, have you?
>Were in the pipe, five by five
>Maybe we can build a fire, sing a couple of songs
>We’re on an express elevator to hell, going down
>Maybe we got them demoralized
>Assholes and elbows
.
.
.

Fuck off with your roid flick.

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>>79754212
>being this toxic

>>79754566
wow, non of those are from A L I E N

fukn idiot gtfo this board

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>>79754566
>quoting the sequel

>>79754566
That's the Alien franchise you dweeb, not Alien.

Dutches crew could fucking handle a Xenomorph easily everyone in Alien are fucking dumb idiots who get killed in beyond retarded ways

>>79754292
You forgot

>DO IT
>KILL ME

>>79754623
>>79754604

Why would you compare space horror to an action flick.

You have to compare the same genre.

>Aliens > predator.

>>79754530
You can say that about any line you retard. The delivery is a big part of it.

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LOL

>>79754764
>Caring about the meat
Show me the Predator.

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>>79754787

he must be using his camo

>>79754212
>>79754292
Alien is the better film, Predator is the better flick

>>79754292
Strap this on your sore ass

>>79754912

manchildren scifi vs nature shots and the primal struggle of becoming the dominant species

nah

>>79754212
>Alien is for numales Predator is the superior movie

>Alien is probably the best rape horror ever. Predator is the superior movie.

>>79754394
>>The predator is finally beaten by Dutch's cunning savagery

The alien hunter wasn't the Predator.

>>79754485
yes

shortly after actually

>>79754345
honhon

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>>79754292
>You're ghostin' us, motherfucker. I don't care who you are back in the world, you give away our position one more time, I'll bleed ya, real quiet. Leave ya here. Got that?

>>79754764
Using a KRISS Vector to kill the Predator

>good luck-Liam Nesson.jpg

>>79754530
>>79754357
>like half those lines aren't even Arnold's

>>79754673
Predator 2 > Aliens

Fight me faggot

>>79755170
I like you nigga

>>79754764
what is this shit? this better not be the new Predator movie.

>>79755360

I dont fight children.

>>79755399
Dyel

no one posting a SINGLE memorable line from A L I E N lmao

>>79755484
REEEEEEEEEEE. - Xenomorph

>>79754212
alien was better cinema from a technical point of view. really makes you think.

however predator was a better kino. very comfy.

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>>79754212
>Its more homoerotic so you're effeminate if you don't like it

/fit/ at it again

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>BUNCH OF SLACK JAWED FAGGOTS

>>79755624
>was a better kino. very comfy.

Stop speaking in memes faggot

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>>79755484
>Before we dock...

What if Schwarzenegger was in Alien? How would the movie have played?

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>>79755661
N-no please Predator kun, n-not like this

>>79755661
>posting foucault

lmao take your pop sex psychology to a different board, or website.

>>79755740
How big is your 'mirin folder brah?

>in changing room
>dude tries to suck my dick
>tell him i'm not gay
>says he's not either and that i'm homophobic
>says homophobes are all secretly gay
>i have to let him suck my dick to prove i'm not gay

>>79755661
>Aliens with dickheads
>not more homoerotic than big guys killing and being killed

>>79754292
>Ama have me some fun
>MACK!
>It's blood was on the leaves
>he didn't disappear he was skinned alive
>Strap this on your sore ass blake
>*Billy's laugh*
>*Arnold's roar/shout into a pitch black jungle*
>Knock knock
>I ain't got time to bleed
>Have you got time to duck?
>You're ghosting us mothafucka, you give our position away one more time. I'll bleed you, real quiet, leave you here. You got that?

>>79754292
You sound like a little Marvel bitch.
Enjoy your quips, reddit.

>>79755780
Its not homoerotic when its trying to impregnate a chick

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>>79755765
It's nice, but I ain't gay.

>>79755360
Pure, distilled, shit taste.

All honesty I have not seen Predator 2 for ages, can't remember much of it except wondering why the predator could even see anything given the infinite sweat of danny glover, should just be red vision everywhere with the predator schrieking autisticly.

Aliens is always great, but this reminds me to give Predator 2 a rewatch.

Whilst we're on the topic, Predators, where di the film fuck up /tv/ and what could be done to improve it, the idea seemed cool, but what could be done to make it a much better film?

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>>79755807
H-How will I ever stop this "Predator" from dominating me?

I know, I'll take my clothes off and rub my body with mud

>>79754212
The only numale here is you, Nancy.

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Well HELLO sailor!
Want to see me shoot my load from my big gun?

>>79755852
Nah, it's prime meme time, got good memes. Jungle memes.

>>79755852
it went downhill when morph showed up, all tension and speed the film had stopped abruptly

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Uh yeah

no release like a bunch of dudes getting out to the forrest to unload with each other with no chicks around

UGH UGH ARGH
Just ejaculate that stuff everywhere
AGRH

>>79754212

I never liked Alien desu. Like literally none of the movies from that franchise.

Predator was awesome tho.

>>79756014
Only nu-male faggots make fun of masculinity

>>79755029
FUCK

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>>79756069
Y-yeah, its just faggots who think that way

W-wouldn't want to be one of them

>>79754764
>predator 1
Tough as nails crack unit is slaughtered, only the meatiest and stronkest of the men survive
>Predator 2
Hard nosed detective sweats profusely, beats the shit out of a predator and doesn't give a fuck, predators are so impressed they leave him a trophy
>Predators
DIE YOU SPACE FAGGOT
>Predator:the nostalgia bait edition
Bunch of wimpy niggers, a ??? woman and downsyndrome Charlie Hunnam will do fuck and all, thus continuing the downward slide of both alien and predator franchises.

>>79756014
You sound like a low-test faggot or a woman

>>79756069
>being this insecure
Kisses.

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>>79756143
Y-you sound like a woman! And thats a bad thing because they're icky! Who needs em

>>79754292
>tfw one of my friends could recite both movies word for word, from start to finish

>>79756190
>they're icky!
This, women are gross.

>>79754660
This.

Everyone but the captain die in retarded ways.

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>>79756280
>release date 1987

Huh right around the peak of the Aids epidemic. Thats some coinkadink isn't it

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>>79756190
>Everything that is masculine and rejects femininity makes you a homofag

>>79756354
Yeah, women are full of diseases, I'm not touching them.

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>>79756360
There's reaching and there's Mac tier obvious subtext

>>79756190
t. roastie

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>>79756446
I mean for fucks sake Predator even has a goatse for a mouth

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>>79756446
>queer bait/woman doesn't understand the concept of self-sacrifice

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So many good lines in Predator.

>Did you find Hawkins?
>I..I can't tell
>Jesus, you killed a pig, you think you could've found something bigger?
>I'm scared Poncho
>Bullshit you ain't afraid of no man
>there's something out there waiting for us, and it aint no man
>time to let ol' painless out of the bag

Billy's is fucking great too.

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>>79756609
Oh trust me, I understand it just fine Mishima

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>>79756609
>being this insecure

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>>79756585
You realize it has a vagina mouth, right?

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>>79756661
The only insecure ones are the ones insisting that being secure in your masculinity somehow makes you gay.

>>79756732
Only emphasized in later designs, in the film it has far more of colon appearance

>>79754764
Bunch of pencil pushers

>>79755360
Not even close

>>79754764
>>79756929
>Bunch of pencil pushers

More like: A bunch of pencil pushers and one crayon pusher.

I half-expect them to make a joke about it in the movie too, as a callback.

(we can all thank Shane Black for bringing that back from the 90's)

If only you could like BOTH films....

>>79754212
/thread

>>79755852
P L E B
L
E
B

>>79756762
Your insecurity is showing little boy.

>>79754292

DO IT DO IT COME DO IT DO IT KILL ME DO IT NOW

>>79754292
>rating your film based on how many catchphrases it has

plen

>>79756446
It's so funny to see this actor again in 48 hours and realize just how huge he actually is and then you realize how fucking huge Arnold and Vince Gironda were.

>>79757051
kek

>>79756822
Too bad, I was expecting you to shift the goal posts and point out that the thing they're trying to kill/hide from has a vagina or something

Predator is a cool movie, but who are you kidding? Alien is superior in every way. It just is.

>>79757157
Yeah that would be disingenous if I actually said that

>>79754328
Total Recall is his best movie.

>>79754485
What was fucked up about it?

Was anyone else really disappointed by the new cast pic?

>small annoying child
>Olivia Munn
>Cast of "literally who's" - all of which are skinny bearded fags

For fuck sake Shane get your shit together you hack

>>79757121
To this day the only actor to have a bodyguard to protect others FROM him.

>>79757176
Alien is a fucking garbage movie. Go watch the chest burst scene today it's embarrassingly bad.

Aliens is great.

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>>79754212
Aliens is for the thinking man. Predator is for the brawny man.

>>79757242
Must be the Cherokee blood.

>>79757225
excessive DNR which makes any film look like a piece of shit with vaseline on it.

>>79754764
Don't forget Yvonne Strahovski and Alfie Allen (guy from GoT who's dick was cut off)

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>>79757249
Predator left, Alien right

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>>79754764
We have to go back!

>Predator is a movie about a men's retreat group going into the jungle to escape women and discover themselves. They are attacked by a vagina-mouthed monster and must fight it off, a metaphor for coming to terms with their fear of the vagina (it is characterized as disgusting, foreign, alien, hard to see, and vicious), stemming from their latent homosexuality. This is why, Dutch, who sucks on phallic cigars, engages in hand-holding with Dillon, and checks out the General in the beginning of the movie, survives. He is most in touch with his homosexuality, while the rest fight against it and lose.

>Additionally, you will notice that there is exactly one female speaking role, and nobody shows any sexual interest in her. Also, one of the characters makes a couple jokes about women with large vaginas, further illustrating his disinterest in the vagina in comparison to the tightness of the anus.

To this day I'll never understand why Bill Duke is so BLACK.
He's like 100% black and white black, more black than brown, he looks like the kind of humid, sweaty nightmare you might have under a Congo Moon black.

>>79757437
>men treat women with respect, like they would other men
>haah wow homofags
>men treat women with sexual interest
>wow, uh... sexist much?

>>79757481
Dark black are the true blacks, pure black lineage, no whitey no latino fucking, just black people.

>>79757481
There's tons of actual Africans that are actually darker than him, entire countries of them. You're just used to American blacks that, on average, have 20% European ancestry.

>>79757391
>Sonny Landham with his arm over Shane black's shoulder
>Arnie close by, monitoring the situation

He was shitting his fucking pants while they were taking that picture.

>>79757391
too much test in one pic

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>>79757530
Yeah people like the "I will remind them" guy, or pick related who looks more simian than man, but it's a mix of photography, make up and sweat that makes him stand out in his blackness in Predator only.

>>79757573
Why do blacks have yellow eyeballs?

>>79757566

Arnold would be the guy I'd want watching out for me.

>It actually does look like Billy will make Hawkins his prison "girlfriend."

>>79754378
wait why is the blackman shaving?

>>79757613
It's not just blacks, dark Dravidians, Australian Aboriginals, and those really dark weird looking Islanders in the Indian Ocean sometimes have that too.

>>79757758
He's making kino.

Aliens > Predator > Alien > Alien Ressurection > AVP > Alien 3 > Predator 2

>>79757822
>Alien Ressurection > AVP > Alien 3

(You)

>>79754212
arnie from predator against the Alien in the jungle who win ?

>>79757877
arnie, xenomorph is a mindless animal

>>79757822

Where would you put Predators then?

>>79754764
A FUCKING KID
THEY MANAGED TO PUT A KID IN A PREDATOR MOVIE

ruined like every jurassic park

>>79755935

i read this in nappas voice

>>79757877
Arnie for sure. The xeno's wrecked the Colonial Marines was because they were literally one of the worst units and were lacking in operation experience. Dutch (Arnie) was a seasons special forces guy. If he was able to kill the predator he'd be able to kill a single xeno no problem.

>>79755397
its the new predator movie cast and director

>>79757946
Which Nappa?

>>79757309
They had to put in something for the GoT audience...

>>79757877
A predator can kill several aliens, and arnie killed the predator, work it out yourself

>>79757214
Fucking agreed.

>>79754292
>how many memorable lines are there in alien

I think we oughta discuss the bonus situation.

>>79758165
Jesus fuck, my post came out like someone whose first language isn't English

>>79758271

ghost nappa

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>>79754764
Wtf is that Peale?

>>79754292
Forgetting:
>LIKE AN ALABAMA TICK
>SOME SLACKJAWED FAGGOTS AROUND HERE

>>79754764
key and peele have a movie?

>>79755661
cuck

>>79754212
Alien is a claustrophobic sci-fi horror film while Predator is a matcho man guns blazing action film.

I love them both, but i'd say Alien is the better movie. Better soundtrack, far superior atmosphere, better acting, more interesting use of the antagonist, incredibly well designed and unique look etc etc.

>>79758730
yeah I'll just post all of the lines so no one else can chime in, come on you autisimo

it's called conversation, not talking at you, TO YOU

>>79754212
What if I love both, you slack-jawed faggot?

>>79756014
found the manlet lol

>>79754292
>DUDE QUIPS LMAO

>>79757336
Lmao, nerds are so fucking full of themselves. I want to crush them with my roided up manlet physique before reading some chapters of Warren Piece, as they squirm beneath my boot.

>>79757336
>the only choices in life are to lift or be book smart
>somehow you can't be both
Lift five hours a week and reed ten hours a week. FIN

>>79759663
>wasting five hours of your reading time to moving heavy objects

>>79760203
Listen to audio books then. I'd rather sacrifice a bit of time keeping my body from wasting away than an extra five hours of reading a week.

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>>79760272
>not letting your body waste away for five extra reading hours

Never going to make it brah

What is Arnolds best film?

>>79760445
You have a life time to learn but the choice of keeping your body in shape NOW will impact how you can life later in life.