>WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT

No you dont quit lying.

>>79751099
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEskg0Z-NAQ

>Donald Trump announced he will _______, which is funny because I always thought that ____________ meant ________.
>AUDIENCE EXPLODES INTO LAUGHTER

>>79751099
>Kimmel > Myers > Colbert > Fallon

>>79751099

>DRUMPF, AMIRITE GUYS?!

>>79751099

>all white
>all male
>all straight

problematic.

>>79751220

>white
I see two and a half jews
>male
they have no balls, though. Especially Myers
>straight
debatable

Fallon
>likeable, but never funny
Colbert
>funny on Report, painfully unfunny now
Kimmel
>funny on Man Show but his show sucks
Meyers
>absolutely no redeeming qualities, never funny

>>79751099

why do they all wear suits? this isnt a fucking job interview.
would you invite a few friends around for a friendly chat and sit there like you wanna see their resume?

this shit belongs in the 1960s

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>>79751179

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>>79751099
>>79751306
>No Conando

>>79751132
The thought of Seth Meyers crying is what made me vote for Trump in the first place.

>>79751356
very badly memed, apply yourself