Armond White on "Get Out"

>>79750601

>Peele wants to have it both ways, as in the TV series Key & Peele, in which the biracial duo capitalized on how Obama’s biracial identity was reformulated as “black.” As if celebrating social enlightenment, they concocted unfunny routines deriding black paranoia and white superstition. Get Out shares that opportunistic misconception. Its slug’s-pace opening (using an inept subjective point-of-view angle) replays the Trayvon Martin incident: A lone black male on a cellphone walks through an unfamiliar suburban community when he’s attacked. The movie never shows us that character again, but the implication is enough to set off obsessive social fears.

>Get Out is an attenuated comedy sketch in which serious concerns are debased. Pushing buttons that alarm blacks yet charm white liberals, Peele manipulates the Trayvon Martin myth the same way Obama himself did when he pandered by saying, “Trayvon Martin could have been my son.” That disingenuous tease is extended in Peele’s casting of Daniel Kaluuya. Son of Ugandan parents, the handsome, round-faced, British-born actor triggers sympathy (he has the young, clean-cut buppie co-ed look that brothers Branford and Wynton Marsalis rocked in the ’80s). But Kaluuya’s strongest historical associations must come from Peele’s subconscious: The actor’s dark-skin/bright-teeth image inadvertently recalls the old Sambo archetype. Kaluuya frequently goes from sleepy-eyed stress to bug-eyed fright. Surely Spike Lee would have recognized the resemblance to Stepin Fetchit, Mantan Moreland, and Willie Best, the infamous comics who made their living performing Negro caricatures during Hollywood’s era of segregation. Peele seems too caught up in exploiting modern narcissism to notice old repulsion. Sambo lives matter. Question: Will Kaluuya’s wild-eyed consternation be equated with James Baldwin’s bug-eye perspicacity in I Am Not Your Negro?

Americans are weird.

>>79750624
In Get Out, just as Obama did, Peele exploits racial discomfort, irresponsibly playing racial grief and racist relief off against each other, subjecting imagination and identification to political sway. Get Out’s routines — Chris identifying with a wounded deer, Chris being introduced to clueless, suspicious, patronizing, dishonest, and rapacious whites — paint a limited, doomed picture of race relations. Like a double-dealing demagogue’s speech, there’s just enough pity to satisfy black grievance and just enough platitudes (Rose back-talking a white cop) to make whites feel superior. When an Asian party guest asks Chris “Is African-American experience an advantage or disadvantage?” it reveals Peele’s own biracial anxiety. That question is too heavy for a film so lightweight. Peele depicts Chris’s sense of isolation, of “living in a sunken place.” (After Rose’s mother hypnotizes Chris, he’s shown adrift in a limbo without any attachment to the real world except a sorrowful memory of his parents’ death.) Chris’s detachment from real-world social status brings to mind the cluelessness of the Hope & Change generation, in dire need of a reality check; instead, Millennials rely on the Obama era’s civil-rights bromides and social-justice aphorisms. Get Out does not rank with America’s notable race comedies — Brian De Palma’s Hi, Mom!, Ossie Davis’s Gone Are the Days! (Purlie Victorious), Robert Downey Sr.’s Putney Swope, Melvin Van Peebles’s Sweet Sweetback, Hal Ashby’s The Landlord, Rusty Cundieff’s Fear of a Black Hat, Skin Game or any of the genre spoofs by the Wayans family, particularly the ingenious Little Man, or the recent Eddie Murphy films (The Klumps, Norbit, Meet Dave, A Thousand Words) that are so personal and ingenious, they transcend racial categorization.

>>79750652

>But unlike Eddie Murphy, a masterful actor with a mature sense of humor, Peele fails because has not created credible characters. Chris and his ghetto friend Rod (Lil Rel Howery), who works for the TSA, are attitudes, not complex beings. The other blacks Chris encounters as servants on Rose’s family estate are no better than Trayvon Martin–type effigies — zombie-like when not sorrowful and tearful. Exploiting black people’s tears, paranoia, and pain without providing reflex is offensive — whereas the great “Be Black, Baby” sequence of Hi, Mom! caught audiences in their own racial prejudices and forced them to laugh. (Here, LaKeith Stanfield’s impersonation of comic Dave Chappelle’s still-puzzling neurosis is too alarming to laugh at.) Peele’s self-congratulatory revenge humor has one particularly notable irony: It’s tailored to please the liberal status quo. His pace seems slow largely because the jokes are obvious: Bitch-goddess Rose trolls black sports websites in her bedroom, which is covered with basketball posters, recalling Scatman Crothers’s Afro erotica in The Shining. Chris even gets confined in a symmetrically furnished den with a 1960s TV console, Kubrick-style. Once again, the 1960s serve as a race hustler’s vengeful reference point. But when the get-whitey genre was initiated in those blaxploitation movies made after the turmoil of that decade, artists from Melvin Van Peebles and Larry Cohen to Bill Gunn and Gordon Parks toyed with various genres to dramatize American social and economic circumstances. Black political consciousness was being realized on screen for the first time. Get Out is the recrudescence of Obama-era unconsciousness. Reducing racial politics to trite horror-comedy, it’s an Obama movie for Tarantino fans.

THANK YOU BASED ARMOND

>>79750601
Link to article though?

>Son of Ugandan parents, the handsome, round-faced, British-born actor
>handsome
He looks like an A. Wyatt Mann caricature with those yellow jungle eyes and huge lips

>>79751036
Armond is a gaynigger

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>>79751001
>too stupid to google "armond white get out"

Jewish propaganda

>>79751057
>>too stupid to google "armond white get out"
I just googled that term and it nothing but people criticizing his work.

>>79751054
You can say that again

>If fanboys don’t cream to Batman’s dream sequence (“It took me to the lie, a beautiful lie” Wayne says), grown-up gay men surely will. In his dream, Batman wears a leathery mask, hiding his identity, while he is taunted by wasplike creatures and forced to acknowledge Superman’s equivalent virility. This goes beyond Guy Ritchie’s boy-boy teasing in last year’s The Man from U.N.C.L.E. (which co-starred Cavill). It is the most surreal dominance-submission dream in Hollywood history. But Batman v Superman is also a political allegory, using masculine sex appeal to examine America’s current political confusion. Zack Snyder’s comic book avatars are not for children.

>>79751057
Don't be jew, I don't want to give National Review clicks. link to archive?

>>79751126
The entire article was posted itt

>>79750652
>irresponsibly
Opinion disregarded.

>>79750685
Wow thanks Obama

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>>79751177
>Opninion discarded

>http://www.nationalreview.com/article/445206/jordan-peeles-get-out-trite-get-whitey-movie

>>79751197
>why isnt this movie sanitized for the modern political climate?
The modern Pauline Kael.

>>79751391
I don't think you understand,

>why is this movie sanitized for the modern political climate?

I really dont get this movie. the villains in it are white liberals, but only white liberals would want to see it

>>79750601
Wow, I saw a 30 second trailer that actually made this look good, I didn't know it was some racial comedy horror shit. No thanks.

why is modern culture obsessed with black people and race?

>>79751126
Reminder that the gay minority has a skewed world view

>>79751724
>skewed

So what, it's really interesting to hear the opinion of an educated gay nigger, who isn't spouting liberal talking point. He has the erudition to give his opinions weight.

>>79751638
The rest of the world isn't 4chan and will watch movies critical of their opinions.

>>79751717

Because race has for the last few decades played a major role in the socio political climate of the america.

>>79751774
But is that political climate not a result of the culture?

>>79750685
>Chris and his ghetto friend Rod (Lil Rel Howery), who works for the TSA, are attitudes, not complex beings.
>blacks who are attitudes, not complex beings

10/10 statement there

>>79751774
go sip some starbucks you smug faggot

>>79751774
no, its just constantly talked about. I have no interest in seeing more liberal white guilt shit. some people have different color skin, stop obsessing over it

>>79751774
I'd say the inverse is true, the people who watch this film will have their worldview validated. See >>79751912

>>79751928
I wish it were that simple.

>>79751771
The homosexual minority thinks that everyone is secretly gay and tries to find gay subtext in everything

>>79750601
the contrarian we need but don't deserve

>>79752012
I didn't get that when reading his gay review.

Why is it that people on this board shit post Almond White reviews when they hate a black centric movie, but not when he loves the film as he did with Hidden Figures?

God I wish niggers would just fuck off

>>79752093
Because hidden figgers wasn't so clearly anti white as get out is

Armond is based

This man has been openly tweet cheering for Kellyanne and Spicer.

I for one cannot accept any art debate arguments from this man, whatever his upbringing and perspective.

If you're going to spend time dumping 20k characters on how 90% of movies sucks every week, on two webzines, yet be so stuck in a conservative ass as to tweet "yay for kellyanne" or "spicer what a man", it invalidates everything.

I didn't even watch this movie, nor plan to in the near future, but just fuck this man. fuck him in the ass

Im highly suspicious of any modern movie with a perfect 100% on rottentomatoes. Its like one of those movies that if you dont claim to love as a critic, you fear backlash from other critics.

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>>79750601
>for Black History Month

One of the best things about being out of high school/university is I forget that this bullshit exists.

>>79752093
>There’s also wit in Spencer’s answer when her obstinate supervisor (Kirsten Dunst) says, “Despite what you think, I don’t have anything against you.” Spencer smiles as she replies, “I know you don’t think you do.” It almost makes up for the psychotic revenge she had to enact in The Help. Because Hidden Figures never succumbs to equating the struggles of the past with modern grievance, it rises above today’s undignified protesting.

It's just an ahistorical We Wuz film, less about get Whitey. Armond is GOAT regardless.

>>79752305
Art is inherently political and you are a nu-male.

>fuck him in the ass

you know he'd enjoy it

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>an Obama movie for Tarantino fans

>>79752352
>Art is inherently political
When you dedicate your entire career to dissecting movies like this, sure, it begins to make sense.

>and you are a nu-male
whatever this means

>>79752093
Did you see Hidden figures ?

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>>79752305
>If you're going to spend time dumping 20k characters on how 90% of movies sucks every week, on two webzines, yet be so stuck in a conservative ass as to tweet "yay for kellyanne" or "spicer what a man", it invalidates everything.

how is life in a bubble

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>>79752383
>Can't even accept opinions because of a different political alignment

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>>79752339
>a thing set aside for a certain group of people

This is an interesting concept. I wonder what other applications there could be.

>>79750601
>white liberal reviewers praising this movie out the ass
>It takes based darkie Armond to call it out for what it is

>>79752352
not every movie makes a political statement. You are reading too much into things if you really believe that

>>79752457
>based darkie

What would he think if he knew his admirers called him a nigger on a Finnish fishing forum?

>>79752442
>implying disagreeing with it is not accepting it

sure closed the logic door there

>>79752457
>reviewers praising this movie out the ass
>Armond to call it out for what it is

wow what a shocker.
coming from a contrarian.
it's, like, literally his job. literally his style
he literally goes to the movies set to hate them, give or take a few "auteurs"

who honestly wants to see this movie? what is the appeal?

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>>79752472
Culture is intertwined with politics, and the changing nature of art as a medium, whether it's painting changing with the popularization of photography, or the development of film, there is always an undercurrent to the emotions expressed. If there is not, then the artist either achieves a transcending beauty that is apolitical, but this is only a postulation, as art or beauty in art could be the culmination of a cultures highest values, and therefore would be political once again. Quite frankly, culture, politics, and art is like an intertwined rope. They are inseparable, and if you do separate them, it will be lacking, or your analysis will be lacking.

>>79752511
Rephrase it to your pleasure.

>>79752542
Pleb

>>79752670
you must be insufferable to be around

>>79752542

as opposed to the other critics who want to be right in line with rt scores and make sure to never have a differing opinion ever

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>>79751638

You're forgetting just how much liberals love their own forms of self-flagellation. Liberal faggots will go see this movie and feel deeply moved by it's message of "blame the white devils for everything."

>>79752703

not an argument

I think Peele has the same problem that a lot of mixed people does. We lack a clear identity so we go way too hard for one side or another. 9 times out of 10, that's the "woke"/black side, because a mixed kid looking white is pretty damn rare.

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>>79752703
I can have that effect on people.

This race thing in America is getting real weird.

It's just Stepford Wives but blacks instead of women, why are you all getting so mad. It actually looks creepy and unsettling, I'm looking forward to seeing it for entertainment only.

Because that's what you do with movies.

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>>79752850
And their fucking media is pushing that shit across the sea too

>mfw there were BLM protests in the UK a while ago
>some black kid was chanting about how there's systematic racism in the UK and how his senpaitachi were getting killed and locked up

>>79751820
It's the result of several things

>>79751928

Well I'm not american so it's easy to ignore that stuff, but I've come to understand that if you were a black american it has had a massive effect on how you were treated at school and by the media and society in general. A black Americans blackness is a bigger part of their lives than an irishmens whiteness. It's natural that there would be some films that directly reference it.

>>79750601
>black men’s mental and physical energy
>black men's mental energy
what did they meme by this?

>>79752850
>getting real weird

It used to be weirder.

>>79752907
I saw a picture of some Brit holding up a sign saying #NotMyPresident.....yeah, no shit, you're in the UK.

>>79752907
>there are blm protest in NZ
>and AUS
>and fucking sweden

has america cucked the world

>>79752861
I dont think youve read the full plot. The white people want to literally get brain surgery to be planted in the black guys body

>>79752960
o-oh. wat.

>>79752943
Blacks invented math anon. The Arabs stole it from them. The concept of 0 came from a black man.

>>79752908
yeah, black people have it so hard here. They are so much happier and better off in africa

>>79751638
>but only white liberals would want to see it
its called white guilt

>>79752973
and you know what the movie gives as the reason? because being black is cooler and more fashionable

>>79750601
>Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner meets Rosemary’s Baby meets Meet the Fockers.

kek

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>this triggers the liberal

Love it. Based Armond.

>>79752952
>I saw a picture of some Brit holding up a sign saying #NotMyPresident.....yeah, no shit, you're in the UK.
God I hate these self important fucks

>>79752956
American media is so fucking noxious.

>>79752956
Well now we got Trump, so y'all better be picking up on some of that nationalist vibe we got going down.

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>>79752952
>I saw a picture of some Brit holding up a sign saying #NotMyPresident

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>>79753034

do u read Nietzsche

>>79753087
Once in philosophy 220. It was dank.

>>79753087
he was a depressed loser with a bunch of bullshit ideas. Dont care for him

>>79753129
He was talking to me

>>79753036
>I hate these self important fucks

I think it's sort of cute. They're just trying to feel like they're a part of something important.

>American media is so fucking noxious.

Your media is no better. I've seen the Daily Mail and the Sun reporting on your politics and your Premier League. Where do you think we learned it from? The legal rulings that allow our media to say absurd shit and get away with it actually come from some Scottish lawyer all the way back in the 1700s (Andrew Hamilton or something).

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>>79751057
Nigger, if you're going to start a fucking thread about this shit, it is YOUR obligation to post the link to the article.

Better yet, it is your obligation to also post an archive.

This is common fucking sense.

>>79753129
>he was a depressed loser with a bunch of bullshit ideas. Dont care for him

he tried to find an objective reason for purpose in life that could exist outside a religious framework

this is because he realized society would start to decay once religion started dying

this is what made him go crazy

>>79753087
why does his face change shape wtf

>>79750601
well chris cuckmann goes on about this movie like it deserves an oscar. so can we confirm it, like him, is shit?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmEFfaOMEGQ

>>79753196

no

what made him go crazy was that he was broke, unwanted, shunned and utterly invisible to the opposite sex.. he is the r9k of modern day writing

>>79752991

If a movie came out this year and the white characters in the movie acted like you are acting right now you would write it off as liberal white guilt demonizing you.

>>79753169
well tabloids like the daily mail are a little different to something like the BBC (which still has its ridiculous moments ), it seems like all the main US news outlets are tabloid~esque while pretending to be serious and respected, not very sure what the general consensus over there is about them, seems like people are getting tired of them and their lies though.

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>>79753203
>his face

delete this

>>79753255
Genius is a blessing and a curse.

>>79753240
i have no idea who this man is but just from the fact that he's white i assume that he is wrong

>>79751638
White liberals hate themselves

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>>79753285
>let me tell you how you would act person I know nothing about

projection is amazing

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>>79753285

>>79753255
This

>>79753307
Not exactly. We have our own version of the BBC, called NPR, and just like the BBC they sometimes have their crazy moments.

The difference between the BBC and NPR is that most Americans don't respect NPR. We treat it as a left-wing joke, in general.

>not very sure what the general consensus over there is about them, seems like people are getting tired of them and their lies though.

Their approval rating is absolutely tanking. It's down at about 30% by this point. What's really happening, imo, is that younger people in particular are finding their own outlets online. Leftists have HuffPo, right-wingers have Breitbart, but nobody under the age of 40 wants CNN. And the average age is 33 (and that's not counting young illegals). They're in serious trouble.

>>79753285
i'd call him based as fuck

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>>79753337
he may be white but his family is black (im not joking he calls this bunch of people his family in this film review-also the fact he needs to post a pic of him with black people in his film review is hilarious)

>>79753412
>NPR is that most Americans don't respect NPR.

because all of the men there are literally low test

>>79753439
doesn't matter, white is the devil's color

>>79750601
>Armond White
literally contrarian on purpose
bet he likes DC garbage

>>79753091
>black men's mental and physical energy

>>79753462
and/or Jews

>>79750601
>This dude straight up lies about the movie. He says a character at the beginning doesn't show up again, but they do and it's a huge plot point.
So he lied in the review and he is BASED?
Getting pathetic here /tv/

>>79751774
Holy kek I can just picture how beta you are

>>79753472
His BvS review is the GOAT. Calls out the libcucks in it and everything.

>>79753506
He sees through this cuck fantasy flick. If that's not based idk what is

>>79753506
He probably couldn't tell cause all blacks look the same

If you're a white guy and you pay to see this shit you need to legitimately blow your fucking brains out

>>79753468
but chris is a good boy!

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>>79752352
>Art is inherently political

>>79753629
then he should've been born black

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>>79753602

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>>79753637
Read the rest of my posts

>liberals think skin color determines political ideology
Isnt that racist?

>>79753196
surely his syphilis contributed more than anything else?

>>79753240
>Batman, Sailor Moon, DBZ and Zelda figurines
>Harry Potter shirt
>handsome
>gelled hair

this image alone. its everything in culture that has gone wrong

>>79753714
Silly /pol/lack, Liberals are INHERENTLY anti-racist, don't you know anything, you fucking white devil?

>>79753462
Or it might be because NPR is very left-wing and has taken millions of dollars from Soros...

>>79753828

they had a segment where they had some of their writers take testosterone tests

all of the men were below the recommended range

I knew you guys would be butt hurt about this film. It was actually the right balance of intense and funny.

>>79753659
but hes taken a photo with black people that should like, totally count.

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>>79753884

>>79753793
the comments in the review is hilarious everyone is going on about the photo and why he felt the need to say his family is black kek

>>79753793
criticism has become the territory of youtubers without any amount of erudition. Autodidacticism taken to it's most laziest and banal conclusion.

>>79753975
men as handsome as that should not have video game dolls on his aesthetically pleasing blu-ray shelf.

>>79751638
But anon, that's the entire crux of the thing: white liberals despise themselves

>inb4 /pol/
>inb4 raycism

Haven't you noticed that virtually all the editorial opinion articles on the internet opining about the inherent evil that lurks within the hearts of white people, are written by other white people? This is much less of sociopolitical thing, and more a psychological one. It's like cultural BDSM, masquerading under the guise of well-meaning tolerance.

Basically, if White is right about Get Out (which itself is a stretch because the man's a professional contrarian), then that makes it the wet dream movie of white liberals. They can go to the theater and get off on how evil and disgusting they are. Some people just want to be abused, anon.

I just saw an ad for it in youtube that literally just said

>Get Out has 100% on rotten tomatoes

>>79754316
white guilt is pathetic. you are not responsible for anything your ancestors did, the whole concept is wrong

>>79754350
when is some brave person going to give it a negative review?

>>79754316
>white people
also whites are the majority of the population so thats no surprise, whites never would have reacted that way if blacks werent constantly complaining and hollywood didnt regularly churn out this schlock. Also notice how these liberal whites are always from the whitest areas and usually like to mock and critiscize more racially diverse areas like the south

>>79753087

Who is she? I've seen her posted before

i want /pol/ to leave

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>>79753087
no i only read works of good philosophers like stirner

I just saw it and it was pretty damn good. The praise is a bit exaggerated but it's a really satisfying thriller that's well directed.

The white liberals in this movie aren’t traditional racists – or, at least, not the type of racists Hollywood is traditionally more comfortable calling out and posturing against. They aren’t neo-Nazis, Klansmen or White Nationalists. There are no white hoods, Confederate flags, swastikas or even a “Make America Great Again” cap anywhere to be found. These are “good” White People: proud, well-off and self-satisfied “Liberals” who are very likely being completely sincere about their Obama votes, their love of Black celebrities and their appreciation for (and desire to “connect” with) Black culture.

But that’s precisely the issue. This film is using a well-worn horror-movie narrative (specifically, the narrative of The Stepford Wives – a paranoid 1970s chiller in which a women discovers that the men of her suspiciously-perfect small town are replacing their “difficult” feminist wives with obedient, submissive 1950s-style robot duplicates) in order to needle a very specific subset of White racism: “Nice” Liberals who are insistent of their non-racism because they admire an abstract ideal of Blackness while not actually engaging or regularly encountering any actual Black people.

It's a pretty interesting social commentary. I didn't think Hollywood would ever have the balls to make fun of racist liberals. It shows that liberals can be racist without even realizing it.

I would say the praise is a bit exaggerated but it's a really satisfying thriller and desu most /pol/acks would probably enjoy it if they didn't assume it paints all white people as evil.

>>79754818
Sounds like hamfisted garbage

>>79754818
What's with implying that "/pol/acks" are people or have genuine interests or do anything apart from shill and whine about identity politics? They'd probably like the movie if they weren't themselves? No one on pol is human, they're just whining programs that cycle until the host server finally dies of hamburger OD.

>>79754923
ironic post

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>4chan shits itself whenever critics "get political"
>cheers when it's over stuff they don't like

>>79754844

The last thing it is is hamfisted. The film makes a conscious decision to explore a specific brand of racism, one that is never really talked about by Hollywood. It would have been so easy to make the family in the film a bunch of gung-ho Trump supporters but they're Liberals who view blacks as a sideshow attraction. There's literally a scene near the end of the film where the daughter is looking up recent NCAA members on her laptop. These Liberals want to leave an imprint on "black culture".

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>>79754923
>/pol/acks aren't human

You know who you sound like?

>>79754967
>a website with millions of visitors all has the exact same opinion

how do we do it bros

>>79754972
None of this makes it not hamfisted, it just makes it a little less hamfisted than the egregious alternative.

Truly, /ourguy/

I accidentally watched the trailer, Alie Williams is in it. looks interesting

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>>79755015
No, /ourbud/

>>79754981
>equating hating people who have no meaningful common denominator (race) with hating people who have a meaningful common denominator (being boot-licking fascist nazi scum who deserve to die and all post on the same cess pit of a board)

>>79755050
>being this retarded
Holy shit

>>79754761
and I want the left to stop crying about black people constantly. we dont always get what we want

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>>79755050
>we totally arent like facists guys

>>79755001
It's funny how you're posting as though you made an argument or even a point for it being "hamfisted." Let me help you remember: you didn't. Kys

>>79755001
this is somewhat tangential, but I'm amazed that /tv/ and /pol/ crossposters get so triggered by movies by and about black people. I mean, I get it, it's not going to speak to me in the same way, and I don't have the same frame of reference. It's such a lame excuse to get attention (ie, (Yous)s) and participate in the self-flagellating victim-complex culture on this site where everyone and everything is out to get us and the reason why we are socially-awkward virgins. It gets really old.

That said, I liked Key and Peele, so I'm interested in watching this movie.

>>79755126
i can't tell what I hate more, non-stop black self-pity, or non-stop white-righty self-pity. I think because I interact with the latter on this website more, it's more obnoxious.

>>79754818
Welp, you changed my mind, now I might actually watch it.

>>79755050
lmao

>>79754967
>whiny triggered redditor makes an inaccurate metapost
That 150+ IQ will take you far in life, my good gentlesir

>>79755155
/pol/ crossposter here, doesn't apply to me, how do you like that anecdotal evidence huh boY?

>>79755184
>inaccurate

Do you ever, ever stop lying for even a moment of your life?

>>>/pol/

>>79755155
the movie could've been about self-loathing niggers in a gang invading a white neighborhood and killing a family and I'd call it tasteless and hamfisted, it really has nothing to do with being offensive towards me, it's that the content is shallow.

>>79751057
>armond white get out
If only

>>79755213
>4chan has a single unified opinion
Fuck yourself, tourist. At least scrub your tumblr filenames if you're gonna pretend you belong here

sounds like boring, predictable white guilt thats supposed to be """thought provoking""". Not worth my time

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>>79755155
>muh strawman

>>79751774
>The rest of the world isn't 4chan and will watch movies critical of their opinions.

BAHAHAHA! Exactly what mainstream movies are critical of the opinions of white liberals? You've got to be trolling.

>>79751036
Did you just stop reading to quote that? He literally says in the very next sentence that he evokes memories of "Sambo" characters, which were boyish Africans with stereotypical features (basically A Wyatt Mann charicatures made cute and naive instead of intentionally ugly).

Armond is on point as always, pretty much the only honest reviewer out there.

>>79755427
This movie is, you utter fucktard.

DUDE white guilt reviews lamo

>>79753129
>he was a depressed loser with a bunch of bullshit ideas

No he wasn't. He was great.

>>79754596
some antifa slut /pol/ wanted to red pill and save. she has connection to one 'kek' with some gems. It's a rabbithole.

>>79751638
White liberals love to see OTHER white people being racist. It reaffirms their own sense of superiority about how progressive they personally are.

Instead of saying white people are racist, call one of these specific people out as racist and watch how fast they go in denial mode.

Way i see it, you can't release a movie like this these days without sparking political discussion. No matter what the writer/directors original intend was, one side is gonna yell "racist towards white people!", other side is gonna applaud it for shitting on the evil white man.

People are tremendous babies, too lost in their political fight to read between the lines.

>>79752743
God even one of them had to be even more pretentious than the others by adding Pardon Me to his shirt just so everyone could see that he is even more sorry than the others.

I'm impressed

>>79755191
pretty good; please stay untriggered though

>>79755387
no strawmen; there was at least one topic on this board bemoaning white genocide earlier today or yesterday because of some retarded clickbait article written by a hack calling for "diversity." Then came the pity-parade of "these people are out to get us!!" Like shit nigga close the screen.

>pic
that pink-haired chick is cute; I'd probably be willing to go on a few dates w/ her and see how far I get.

I just got back from seeing this movie. It's amazing, and I'm not an SJW. The whole movie is about mocking SJW's and doubting their sincerity and motives.

>>79755050
>Jumping the shark this hard when baiting

so am i a cuck if i go see this movie or not? my first time seeing previews i started laughing because it looks so satirical

>>79755645
Cuckstatus: (You)

>>79755498
wow, you really sold me with that wonderful Nietzsche defense

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>>79755679
Why the fuck would I explain this shit here. All I'm saying is I think you're wrong, change course, correct flight pattern.

>>79754761
>i want /pol/ to leave

Grow up.

>>79755584
>The whole movie is about mocking SJW's and doubting their sincerity and motives
Damn, so deep, doesn't sound like tripe at all.

>>79754761
i want to be rich

>>79755050

Whatever, bigot.

So all of a sudden you guys care about the opinion of a Black person huh?
Well I say this Armond is WRONG "Get out" is a masterpiece

>>79755840
It actually is pretty deep.. Black bro has white girlfriend.. Meets white girlfriends parents, they're all SJW's " High five my man " "we love obama". They do nothing but patronize him and put him through some uncomfortable shit. He handles most of the shit calmly doesn't chimp out. And then crazy shit happens, the plot twist is awesome

>any of the genre spoofs by the Wayans family, particularly the ingenious Little Man, or the recent Eddie Murphy films (The Klumps, Norbit, Meet Dave, A Thousand Words) that are so personal and ingenious, they transcend racial categorization.


Did he seriously call White Chicks, Little Man, Norbit, and Meet Dave transcendant and ingenious? What is he smoking?

>>79755447

Idiot, try thinking for a second. You said people not on 4chan like the see movies that are critical of their opinions.

When, exactly, before this movie, did white liberals have the opportunity to do that? Almost fucking everything that is in any way political caters precisely to their tastes.

The incessant screeching about accidental racism and sexism should be proof to you that they don't. Anything they don't like, they fucking wretch into their toilets about until they pass out.

>>79755978
That's not really deep

>>79756017
I won't spoil it, but the commentary and the overall theme of the movie is. It's like a love letter to certain factions of POL

>>79752252
This desu senpai

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>>79750652
>the ingenious Little Man
He always has to take this shit too far.

>>79751638
since when do liberals have guns

I like Activated Almond White but threads about him on /tv/ are pretty awful.

Also, threads on /tv/ are pretty awful.

>>79756279

> or the recent Eddie Murphy films (The Klumps, Norbit, Meet Dave, A Thousand Words) that are so personal and ingenious, they transcend racial categorization

>The Klumps
>Norbit
>Meet Dave
>A Thousand Words

Armond White is the champion of retarded opinions. There can be no doubt about it.

>>79753087
Guys... do you think she could ever love a racist?

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>>79756377
He legitimately has some really interesting shit to say about movies. I have to imagine his praise for absolute trash movies has to be bait to get people to read his diatribes that actually make good points. There is no god damn way he really likes Jack and Jill. How could he?

>>79755978
What's the plot twist, that they're trying to steal his body or some shit?

>>79756479
Deep down, she already does. Why else do you think she's so obsessed with them?

>>79754419
>implying white americans will criticize black americans
>implying there's such a thing as a black film reviewer other than Armond
>who's actually White

>>79756497
>>79756497
He's like a genius hobo. Says some really thoughtful stuff but man does he smell like shit.

BASED ARMOND
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>>79750624
>Peele seems too caught up in exploiting modern narcissism to notice old repulsion. >Sambo lives matter.
Fukken kek.

>>79756554
The twist is liberals don't theink of nigs as people..they like nig culture, worship nig sexuality, genuinely cucks. they want to transfer there brain into a black body. Hence fufifling a fantasy.
So they want his body, ie a white brain in a black

>>79757368
Why would anyone want to watch this movie?

>>79757404
It's done in the most hilarious way possible, Peele can write. I'm as white as a ghost but I could 'get' why the black guy felt the way he did...never really had that experience in a movie.

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>>79752542
>>79753472
>>79754761
>>79754923
>contrarian contrarian /pol/ /pol/ /pol/
STOP
THIS IS NOT. AN. ARGUMENT

>>79751774
this is b8

Based Armond BTFO plebs yet again TY BASED ARMOND

>>79757755
cheq'd

think of all the other movies on rt with 100%

there is no way this shitty propaganda piece is in league with those films

>>79755387
Prettyb site i just watched these two bang on chaturbate

>>79754316
a good portion of those are written by (((white))) people

>>79755999
At this point, I just think Armond White himself is an ingenious satire on movie critics.

>>79752908
It's not that way at all, its our race-baiting media that makes you think that way. Black people have more opportunity here than literally anywhere else on Earth. There are individual acts of racism but "institutionalized racism" is a myth

>>79752783
>because a mixed kid looking white is pretty damn rare.

thats the 1 drop rule for you.

mixed kids always look full monkey. gross.

whats it like to know you have genes that never left africa and evolved enhanced intelligence and beauty? genes that are essentially hundreds of thousands of years behind.

>>79754419
That would be racist

>>79751717
Its getting a bit intense. Definately a brainwashing conspiracy. Thats why i dont watch tv or film.

>>79758610
>Black people have more opportunity here than literally anywhere else on Earth.

I live in what is considered a third world country where the government paid for my education from primary school to an engineering degree. I literally have never faced a hurdle based on race and had as good shot at life as almost any American black.

>There are individual acts of racism but "institutionalized racism" is a myth

You can watch Michael Wood Jr. on the Joe Rogan Experience talk about institutionalized racism in the Baltimore pd.

>>79750601
>armons reviews are almost always counted towards RT consensus
>except for his sole negative review of Get Out

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>>79753793
>this image alone. its everything in culture that has gone wrong

Nerd culture was a mistake

>Obviously I’m very much a self-confessed fan of science-fiction and genre cinema. But part of me looks at society as it is now and just thinks we’ve been infantilized by our own taste. Now we’re essentially all consuming very childish things – comic books, superheroes... Adults are watching this stuff, and taking it seriously!

>It is a kind of dumbing down in a way, because it’s taking our focus away from real-world issues. Films used to be about challenging, emotional journeys or moral questions that might make you walk away and re-evaluate how you felt about... whatever. Now we’re walking out of the cinema really not thinking about anything, other than the fact that the Hulk just had a fight with a robot.

>>79759450
Baltimore is a hell hole of criminal gangs. Maybe if black people there they didn't commit so much more crime than people of other races the police wouldn't discriminate. Also I'm sure a large portion of the Baltimore PD itself is black and can't help but discriminate based on what they see on a day to day basis

>>79759549
why are they censoring him?

>>79760120
for some reason they really want this movie to have 100%
No idea why they didnt do this kind of blatantly obvious censorship for films that are much better like Moonlight, but whatever

>>79751638
white liberals love feeling white guilt to the point of being masochists

>>79759659

Baltimore is one example. Look it's shit how even tho blacks and whites are equally as likely to use weed. Blacks get arrested 3 times as often for it. Then we get stats like "blaks are only x percent of the population but commit so much crime! I guess the cops are justified in targeting them"

It extends to everything even the courts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqgAoow7HD0

Not sure if right one

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>armond bashes obama on literally every review for every movie ever
>it's finally justified

I might try to use this film to redpill dumb liberals
I know by recommending it to them. I'll mention the perfect reviews simce liberals are mind slaves to the critics.

>>79760357
They commit the majority of violent crimes like murder, assault, robbery, ect. The crime numbers don't magically equalize when you remove arrests for weed

>>79760357
You know what would happen if policing was removed from black areas? Blacks would start dying more.
They frisk you for YOUR protection you stupid fucks.

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>>79750624
>replays the Trayvon Martin incident: A lone black male on a cellphone walks through an unfamiliar suburban community when he’s attacked.

I swear I am going to burst a fucking vessel over how the media managed to seed this storyline so hard people believe it still.

Not one of these cunts watched the trial.

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>>79754316
>Haven't you noticed that virtually all the editorial opinion articles on the internet opining about the inherent evil that lurks within the hearts of white people, are written by other white people?

Look closer at how many of those white people also identify as jews.

Pure coincidence of course.

Also they talk as if they're part of "us whites" when they say we suck and need to do X to do better, but then mysteriously also switch to "those white people" in private conversations on twitter.

Rlly maky thunk.

>>79752783
>because a mixed kid looking white is pretty damn rare.

Recessive genes.

>>79760496

Statistics don't exist in a vacuum. When you put millions of people in jail for smoking weed a larger percentage of them become violent criminals.

Black people are also simply more likely to be found guilty of a crime than whites after getting charged. Watch it get broken down better in the link of my last post.

>>79760578

I'm asking that the system be improved not removed.

>>79754291
>chris stuckmann
>handsome

unless you think chronic gayface is handsome you need to get your eyes tested.