>diner waitress >"what can I get you, sug?"

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>Milk

>Yes I'd like 3 orders of crab legs, 4 16oz steaks, medium, 6 large orders of chicken wings in your Lava Hot Sauce, and a large Mountain Dew. Just bring a pitcher out actually.

Oh, and she'll have a side salad and a water. She's trying to watch her figure.

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>chop chop

retarded frog poster

maan that waitress was sure a cuck

>so what'll you to be having
>I'll have an old fashioned
>I'll just have water thanks
>nonsense make that another old fashioned

>>79748645
>sug
what the fuck is that?

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>I'LL HAVE THE USUAL, AND A BEER
>they're never been there and have no precedent for a "usual"
>never specify what beer

>>79748952
that means a mcdouble and a bud light

>>79748950
Short for sugar, numbnuts

>>79748709
>mountain dew

disgusting

>did ya save any room for dessert darling?

>watcha having
>what I want isn't on the menu

>diner waitress
>What don't ya want?

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>*snaps fingers at the waitress*
>you, girl

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>>79748700
>in a dirty glass

You dumb, dumb frogposters...

>go to the US
>diner waitress
>"what can I get you, suWEEEEEEEEEE SUUUUUWEEEEEEEEE CM'ERE PIGGY PIGGY SUUUWEEEEEEEEEEE"
>everyone in the diner joins in
>"SUUUEEEEEE *pig sounds* SQEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
>flock of pigs enter through main door and gets shot and immideatly butchered and grilled
>try to order a coffee but the waitress just pours fat and pigblood into my cup and squeals like a pig

Needless to say I took the first train back to Europe.

>>79749356
Name five kinos.

>>79748645
>what do you have?
>you can have anything you want
>cuts to waitress and customer having sex
how would this even work out in reality?
"I want sex"
"ok my shift ends in two hours"
then what

dumb frogposter... so dumb...

>>79749865
>then what
Well then you have sex.

>>79748950
short for sugga, dipshit.

>>79750122
given im autistic as fuck but isn't it weird to sit around and wait to go home to someone just to fuck? like what do you talk about during the ride there? do you just sit there? i sperg out just thinking about this scenario

>>79750138
>short for sugga
More like, sugga my dick, knowwhamsayin?

>>79748978
For me, it's the McChicken

>>79749356
Ss..-Pa Qaida...Cat in The Hat?

>>79750169
no there's nothing weird with that what the fuck

>b-but do i have to talk to other person
lmao

>>79748950
>sug

Short for Suge Knight, he needed a cold glass of milk and a slice of pie after stealing that camera with Katt Williams

>and your other order, hun

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>two people in diner
>waiter talks only to one of them
>the other was actually just a figment of his imagination

I really hate this one

>>79750859
ehehehehehehehe

>>79748756
kek

>>79749397
>train connection between the US and Europe

ok

>>79748950

Steven Universe General

>>79749865
t. McNulty

>>79749397

lol'd

god bless the usa

autistic frog poster

>>79749397
>train

kek

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>>79748790

>>79749397
You've forced me to rewatch that video pal, still just as golden as ever

>>79753232
What's the name of it?

>>79749865
Netflix and Chill?™

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>>79749178
I started to do that at the place I usually go to eat and now they always try to have conversations with me.

>>79753880
sorry, bit late, but its https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XSq0PvVxMs

>>79748950
It doesn't matter what it is, what matters is the plan.

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>Protagonists have to do a morally questionable thing to best the antagonist
>"I don't like this anymore than you do chief"

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>tfw no diners in my country

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>what can I get ya?
>Information.

>>79755366
Was it autism?

>>79757301
Never noticed the laughing chick on the right KEK