Is this kino?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IN7LQNDkobA

>John Arbuckle
>2

>>79726296
no its reddit

>>79726595

THIS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgmoMO66uPg
Holy shit! They are all unique, every single one

>>79726595
show me something that isn't reddit

>>79726637

Pretty much all original content created on this very site.

>>79726296
after 3 hours yes

>>79726667
>he doesn't know know about /r/4chan

>>79726296
This is fucking incredible

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>>79726595
>>79726614
>fagets who found out about lasagna cat today

Guys, if you're going to post in these threads don't forget to sage. There's some serious shilling going on.

>>79726667
Loads of reddit content is just repurposed 4chan content.
For example, dickbutt was a big thing on 4chan for a long time, but if you post it here now people will yell reddit at you.

>>79726595
Calling Garfield Cat reddit is the most reddit opinion to have.

>>79726595
>He doesn't know lasagnacat

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>>79726627
holy goddamn

>that ending

>>79726811
Shut up, faggot.

>>79727343
I'm afraid troll might get report spam YouTube and get it deleted.

Should I download the 4+ hour video for safe archiving?

>>79726296
If it wasn't before, it sure as fuck is now.

>that one hour video
>the last 30 minutes of that five hour video

Pure fucking kino.

>>79726627
>garrett hunter from mega64 at 1:29:50
cool

>>79727711
Yes.

Lasagna kino, btw reddit really wasnt a thing, if it even existed back when these videos came out. Reddit fags showing their colors by preemptively yelling reddit at anything & everything.

>>79726595
I miss when we just called each other "faggot".

bump lets get this on the front page bros

>>79726595
literally this

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>"Parker these spiderman photos are shit! How am I supposed to please the kikes upstairs if I cant sell papers because youd rather focus on thinking of d's instead of the rule of threes!"
I dont get why raimi thought making jonah antisemetic and homophobic was a good idea but the movies did well so what do I know.

>>79728116
Wrong thread, niggerfaggot.

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kino in its most pure form

>>79726296
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTcyc-JwmOg
eat shit bitches, I called multiple times and they put each one in

>>79728173
Which one is more meaningful: the loss comic or the pipe comic?

>>79728220
PS people who say they are Jay Bauman and Jack Packard have 0 sex partners, and Max Landis shows up around 1hr40min

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>>79728236
You know the answer already.

>>79726667
such as

>>79728302
lolcats

>>79728220
When could you call in?

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>>79728236

>>79728672
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IN7LQNDkobA

was like a week or less after this came out

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>>79727758
Holy shit. Garrett's a sex champ.

>>79728723
Dang, missed my chance at being featured in a kino

>>79728203
>I've spent many a relaxing Sunday afternoon reading this strip over and over. I'm reminded of the Portuguese death carvings.

>>79726558


HAHAHAHHAHA...... ZERO

>>79728723

why did these guys stop for a decade anyway?

think about the memes we missed out on

>>79726627

>Garret Hunter called
>Max Landis called

Anyone else call? I know people faked the Jay/Jack thing, but I want to know if any other weird other people called.

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>>79728905
They didn't stop, anon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9K_3NP2MgE

>May 22, 2012

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You can't spell track without a cat.

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could somebody explain the sequence of events in the ending? i have a general idea but i just want other people's opinions to bounce my own off of

is john arbuckle just some sort of fetter that is connected to garfield and has to constantly die and be reborn as garfield lives eternally? constantly having to suffer garfield? i don't know anything about this lasagnacat stuff but i've literally been analyzing it for like an hour now because that ending is absolutely fucked

who were the mannequin people? what did they represent? what is with the mangled cat fetish object and why was it floating? why and how did john meet himself? what is the significance of john having "2" partners?

please god somebody help me, the only reception i've seen about the ending is just people posting "epic reaction images" and saying "WHAT THE FUCK LOL XD" but i have real questions and want real answers

>>79729112
Consider how Jon is shown. The Sex Survey video introduces Jon as an imposter, and eventually, some sort of apocolyptic anti-Christ figure (also not that when the imposter Jon is killed by the Shaman, he collapses into a pile of worms, which historically have been associated with Hell in religious iconography). The Shampoo video also paints him as a hedonistic degenerate.

Garfield in contrast is portrayed in saintly, even divine terms. The John Barrymore Pipe video draws parallels to John the Baptist, and the almost providential mathematical properties that Garfield possesses. "Bad Romance" even casts Garfield in the role of St. Peter. Also consider the Garfield shaman, though initially menacing, is actually a totem of justice who destroys the evil Imposter Jon Arbuckle.

So, underneath all the experimental shock value is really a universal allegory of the constant struggle between good and evil.

I wonder what Jordan Peterson thinks of all this?

>>79729112
Where could my pipe be?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAh9oLs67Cw

https://youtu.be/KgmoMO66uPg?t=4h33m48s

What did they mean by this?

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>>79729112
I'm not sure either anon

>he language the woman at the end is speaking is Polish.

>English translation: "This child isn't mine. This child is from the darkness. I bore the humanity's curse. I can ask for mercy, which I won't get. My soul will be consumed and thrown up and then consumed again. Forever. Sick joke, but no one's laughing. My blood will stay. Death isn't the end. I'm in hell. This is hell."

hmmm

perhaps Jon is doomed to eternal suffering, and while that may be funny to us, we're assholes for laughing at his pain. Hence the "comedy is subjective"

Where does John Barrymore the 3rd tie in?

>>79728834
it's okay. just gotta wait another 10 years my niggy

>>79728905
don't call it a comeback, they been here for years

>>79728973
>The support material on that channel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CaFGvsgLg8A

>The fight video was uploaded 4 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9K_3NP2MgE

THE LORE

>>79729282
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CaFGvsgLg8A

>reciept from 5 years ago

Most disturbing call (from Raymond):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgmoMO66uPg


Best joke:

https://youtu.be/KgmoMO66uPg?t=4h2m42s

>>79729145
https://youtu.be/vubtGImJXqk?t=1m8s

WE NEED TO GO DEEPER

>www.dingleball.com requires a login
WHAT COULD IT BE

http://shampoofantasy.com/

>>79729025
I digress.

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>>79729145
for some reason i just don't understand

how does it introduce as him an imposter? do you mean the john at the door or the one in the chair? why is he old and haggard, is it symbolic or literal?

does the final scene with the fetal john and garfield over him represent good always being present against evil or is it showing that good plants the seeds of evil? is john supposed to represent the template of all sinners and their demise or is he an allusion to the devil?

from the bizarre cat artefact and the garfield shaman i thought garfield was supposed to represent evil and john was just a victim of hell

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post yfw "where could my pipewrench be?"

>>79729329
every
week

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>>79729582

http://garfcom.biz/

>>79729569
>from the bizarre cat artefact and the garfield shaman i thought garfield was supposed to represent evil and john was just a victim of hell
But then you see the lady gaga video where hell is full of John monsters and Garfield is managing who gets to go to heaven

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>>79729582

>>79729208
He only becomes old after he is exposed as a liar. Satan often appears beautiful before you understand him for what he truly is. Have you ever heard the phrase "The Glamour of Evil". It is appealing, but it is all an illusion, a pile of worms.

But Evil cannot be truly destroyed, as one Anti-Christ is destroyed, another is born. Remember, St. John warns us of "Many Anti-Christs". Evil will not be destroyed on this Earth so long as man is a willing participant in the Devil's plans. As I already said, Garfield represents good's vigilance and judgement over evil.

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get the /tv/ detectives on this shit

I don't think I'm ready for this kind of kino.
Not right now.

>>79729808
>>79729764
>>79729145

holy fuck it's actually coming together now thank you, i'm not even kidding my stomach was churning trying to understand this shit

This shit is nuts

>>79729112
>>79729145

At least the third time this has been posted. Fucking shills.

>Iorem ipsum Mauris malesuada tortor eu risus blandit posuere, Vestibulum sed purus

Anyone know latin?

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>hey uh this is uh raymond
holy fuck dude

>>79729925
>>79729808
>>79729764
>>79729569
>>79729145
>>79729112

>Garfield represents good, holiness
>John represents evil, sin
>Odie represents ???

Man? I could see it being a religious equivalence, equating men to "dogs."

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>>79729995

>>79729987
Lorem ipsum is a famous fake latin line in case you're not making a joke

>>79730007
Garfield represents chaos though.

>>79729925
>>79730007

I should add that Anti-Jon should be distinguished from true Jon, who as Barrymore noted had chosen a humble spiritual life in the pipe strip. Anti-Jon is Satan's mockery of humanity, as he does not have the power to create as God does, he can only mimic.

>>79730124
What are your thoughts on the evidence posted of him being a religious figure then?

>>79730104
oh wait, nevermind it actually means something.

>>79729282
odie has his own channel too https://www.youtube.com/user/darthmauldog1125/videos

>>79726627
jesus christ raymond
around 4:14:00

>>79730141
so how and when exactly is anti-jon outed? is it in multiple other videos than the shampoo one? or is it primarily when he said he had 2 sexual partners, and the "real" jon denied it and said he had 0 and gave him that look, was that supposed to mean the anti-jon was revealed because the true jon was still - religiously - pure as a virgin?

>>79730228
Yes.

>>79730007
All dogs go to heaven seemingly - except for those wearing bags

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i'm so confounded by the sex survey ending. i just truly don't get it

>>79730158
Well it doesn't have to be mutually exclusive. It could simply be that rather than representing a religious figure of order, he represents one of chaos and entropy.

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Can't read this shit

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PURE KINO

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>>79729987

>>79730362
>Odie hanging out with two black guys at the beach
They know

>>79730451
>One of the magazines questioning racemixing and Obama
hmm

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>>79726697

>go there just now for the first time

Holy fuck they format it to look just like 4chan except it's a PC safe space with upboats. These people need to be gassed.

>>79730158
Garfield could have been sent there by Higher Powers to test Jon, like in the book of Job. The "Satan" in Job wasn't the Devil (The Devil has been identified as a separate being entirely, the Nacash in Eden), but an Angel in charge of evaluating humanity that God permits to test Job. You'll recall that after Job's ordeals, he became a better person, just as Jon chose a Holy life after losing his Pipe.

Because man is self-centred and lacks perspective, good can appear as evil in times of confusion. Some Eastern Orthodox theologians believe that heaven and Hell are the same place, and what is good to sanctified souls brings nothing but pain to the damned, like a Vampire recoiling from a crucifix. So Garfield appears as an agent of chaos when there are larger machinations at work that are really forces of good.

As I mentioned above, Garfield was also identified with St. peter, John The Baptist, and Christ himself, three men who were condemned to die as criminals by ignorant mobs, but who nevertheless suffer for the benefit of man.

bravo nolan

>>79726296

totally kino

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We got timeloops senpai

I think I'm having a kino overdose lads
what do I do?
do I need to eat popcorn while watching transformers to go down to a more reasonable level?

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>>79729582

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>the final 5 minutes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAh9oLs67Cw

>>79727343
I watched it at work and now I'm afraid of an IT guy checking some fucking logs and checking out what I watched.

>>79726296
>Is this kino?

No, its being forced

their editor deserves a fucking medal.

>>79726296
PURE HEROIN KINO

>>79730768

nigga you're on 4chan

now where could my pipe be?

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>>79730941
>he doesn't know

>>79730625
that's in reference to the joke being repeated over and over

you could argue that that's jon's life starting over and over, but the knock-knock joke seems more likely

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woah...

>>79726627
See, this is legit kino.

I feel like this has a lot to say about life in general. It's allegorical in that life is just a series of people knocking on your door, with their own lives and desires. One day you will answer the door and it will be face to face with yourself and you will be deaf to the truth. You'll realise your life has flashed before your eyes, you can go on living your life, answering the door, or you can confront the truth and reconcile with it.

And then a polish schoolgirl will give birth to a baby in a toilet. And that baby will be John Arbuckle. 2.

How much does Fatal Farm charge for a corporate commercial video?

I wish to commission something from them.

here's some old kino you probably forgot about
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySGtniX4QrU

>>79731221
3 fiddy

>>79731221
I heard Spike Jonze used to charge $150K per commercial in just directing fees about 15 years ago.

Probably a lot more than that due to inflation.

Plane scene when?

You think we'll ever get a list of everyone who is in the sex call video?

>>79726627
>4 hours and 40 minutes

Fuck this.

>>79731864
>not running it through a machine learning algorithm to just extract the funny parts

somehow I managed to miss this thing and I just found out about it a few weeks ago
my questions are how exactly do they get the production money for this?
why do they have songs at the end of every video? someone edits it, writes the song, records it, puts digital effects in it- all for some 1 min reenactment of a garfield strip.
doesn't it seem like a big waste of time?

>>79731978

they're a production company and this is effectively a promo reel

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>Breakfast with Garfield

>>79731978
>not editing together the results of a sex survey into a 5 hour long video with individualised 'who's there's, speech bubbles, mannequins, newspaper composites and day/night progression in your spare time

>>79731978
Fatal Farm is where ad agencies go to when they can't come up with something to wow a culture-savvy client.

They charge hundreds of thousands of dollars per campaign.

They have enough money to make crazy shit like this during their off time.

I thought that the sexual endings kind of came out of nowhere, then I remembered that they made this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmpAx8Z5z40

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>garfield and odie's youtube channels actually exist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3NLa4ebX4E

Garfield:
https://www.youtube.com/user/lazycat619
Odie:
https://www.youtube.com/user/darthmauldog1125

WHAT DOES IT MEAN

>>79732267
And this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKj2pMrHRhM

>>79732267
mo' money mo' problems

i still don't get the night court one though, it's just people puking

>>79728270
HOLY SHIT

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This guy started making videos again?

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>>79732278
how deep does it go?

What time is Raymond at?

>>79732278
Someone link the unlisted Garfield video from 2012.

What's the time code for Max Landis?

>>79732606
1:47:35

Oh man, it's been so long. Time to watch these again

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>>79732278
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9K_3NP2MgE

some of these videos are pretty old, were they related to another vid or has he been planning this for years?

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>>79726667
>Having "4chan pride"

cringe!

>>79732267

this shit cracked everybody up in the high school computer labs

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>four
>hours

>>79732316
Fuck. I forgot about that one. As if vauge memories watching that show growing up wasn't bad enough.

>>79732278
holy shit
that conversation is too real

>>79732190
That's fucking cool. And I imagine just spur of the moment reviving this dumb series was also good marketing as it gets them some attention.

>>79732575
Around 3:52:50

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAh9oLs67Cw

This entire video is the pinnacle of kinographia

I watched it to its entirety and only noticed it was 1 hour long when I finished it

Alright chucklefucks, you have done good work finding the allegories but something still doesn't add up.

In the sex ad video they used the laugh track from 9 years ago, yet in the new videos they don't use that laugh track, why bring it back for sex survey? What does it mean? why does the new one have a cough?


Also, who is brave enough to browse through this link http://garfcom.biz/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_NeqMAAsBk

is that fucking Justin Roiland singing In the Air Tonight?

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>>79732726
>Garfield uploaded the emailed compressed file from Odie
>Odie uploaded the full res version...

the amount of detail and planning they put into this relaunch is fucking astounding...

>>79733513
It's just a standard fatal farm website, like shampoofantasy.com, but with virus gifs.
>>79733605
Yeah, it's in the description.

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http://shampoofantasy.com/
http://garfcom.biz/
https://www.youtube.com/user/lazycat619/
https://www.youtube.com/user/darthmauldog1125/

>>79728940

Stoklasa actually called.

>>79726296
I know people love to harp on Paid Shills.

But this thread is quite literally the definition of astroturfing for a company.

>>79733735
what do the numbers 619 and 1125 mean?

>>79733779
timestamp or bullshit

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>>79726296
The new vids are far better than I imagined they would be, but it's still too bizarre that they waited this long. Fatal Farm's other stuff was way funnier anyway, and making fun of Garfield was overdone even before the originals 10 years ago.

>>79733795
back to /v/ faggot

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>>79726627
that last segment
some David Lynch /x/ shit right there

I showed this Mike Stoklasa, and he cried because he knew he'd never be able to make something half as great.

Kino in the truest sense of the word.

>>79734039
kek it's funny because it's true

I'm just glad I'm seeing this before Reddit/Tumblr/Buzzfeed/whatever get it and meme it to death.

>>79734113
I'm glad that it even exists.

I remember to this day binge watching the originals and being saddened that they hadn't updated in years and that was like fucking 2012.

>>79734006
>>79734029
>>79734051
>>79734064

Doing the big "G"s work, anon

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Find me ONE (1) series that has half the profound existentialist propositions as lasagna cat.

Protip: you can't.

>>79732602
What happens in it?

>>79733609
that's fucking amazing

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>>79730751
at last I truly see

Jesus Christ. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.

This guy had to put dozens if not hundreds of hours of his life into these. How many thousands of dollars did he spend on this? How much did he pay other people to participate in these?

All of this time and effort and money all to make videos about Garfield comics for a Youtube channel with less subscribers than a below average Let's Play channel.

MEANWHILE WE'RE ALL FUCKING SITTING HERE SHITTING AROUND ON /TV/. WE COULD BE DOING SOMETHING WITH OUR LIVES, CREATING SOMETHING. BUT INSTEAD WE'RE ROLLING IN OUR OWN LINGUAL EXCREMENT AND WEIGHING EACH OTHER DOWN WITH PROCRASTINATION AND SELF DOUBT.

IF YOU DON'T START TO CREATE SOMETHING TOMORROW YOU NEVER WILL. THERE IS NO HOPE FOR YOU.

FUCK ME, FUCK YOU, FUCK ALL OF US. WE DESERVE NOTHING.

>>79726627
>that ending
Not even joking here, that's legit genius.
Pure fucking kino or whatever you say, that is it.

>>79734603
Who would have thought a Jim David Tribute series could lead to your midlife crisis.

Fatal Farm is a professional ad agency, they made those memey Old Spice ads.

>>79734603
Take you adderall, you underage faggot. Fucking cunt.

>>79734603
fatalfarm is old as fuck though. his youtube isnt he main place of output.

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>>79734603

>182 posts
>73 IPs

What's their endgame?

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>>79726595
newfag

>>79732267
Yo dudes this shit is really beginning to freak me out, with all that St. John and philosophies and The Devil. It says SINNER at the end of this video and shows how the rich get twisted by their evil.

Is this the greatest secretly Christian ethical statement of the last 50 minimum years?

I mean it just seems to be so intensely focused on exploring the gamut of Christian thought and belief. Is there some Kierkegaard in here?

Anyway I am pretty dumb so I am not making this sound exactly like I wish it could forgive me but you guys are making me WOKE.

I tried watching this stuff this morning and I saw 1 hour of the sex survey video with the ending and made it through 27 minutes of that Pipe Strip video and thought it was interesting, good, post-postmodern art but never thought beyond that but maybe this is really far deeper than that.

I read one anon say it went past his brains developed defenses. Maybe its somehow programming us to be spiritual? See all the hidden and occult secrets that lie dormant in the whole world and begin practicing focusing on things for previously unheard of amounts of time to prepare us for meditation on God's truths?

I don't know man its freaking me out though.

>>79734719
to understand America's favorite cat

>>79734807
Now where could my pipe be?

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*Blocks your path*

>>79734719

To make money through YT views and getting hits on the sites they spam in these threads. Saged.

>>79734852
I've got the same exact polo top, same size and everything

>>79734807
please stop talking and quit freaking yourself out

May I suggest going outside

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>>79734863
*teleports behind u*
Ha... too slow
*stabs u threw the back*

>>79734603
You should see how much money they spent to recreate a scene from Robocop.

https://vimeo.com/86014703

Where will you be when the cat reveals himself?

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>>79734863

>>79727795
I miss when people used to lurk moar. Lasagna Cat is a classic, glad he's making videos again.

This is getting too surreal.

>>79734934
fucking kek, i didn't realise this guys made that

amazing

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This is insanity. First I discover a one hour video about a cat smoking a pipe. Then I notice dozens of new videos.

Then I notice the fucking FIVE HOUR PHONE SURVEY VIDEO.

This is too deep for me. Garfield is something more complex than I will ever be able to understand. Why was Jon a pile of worms? What became of Garfield? Now where could my pipe be?

Will I ever know?

>>79729208
The woman is the Aeon Sophia of the Gnostics; her child from darkness is Ialdabaoth the Demiurge, her lament mirrors the goddess' words in the Pistis Sophia as she pleads for salvation to the Gnostic Soter from the Hades of the material cosmos

The endless names of sexual partners reveals the endless monotony of the sphere of generation, when the nascent serpent-energy of transformation is locked into base natural processes

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>>79729764
That entire video is from Odie's perspective and if we assume both heaven and hell are personal then Odie views Garfield as this saintly figure while John is literally his hell. This holds no meaning behind who Garfield and John are in actuality, only in the suicidal mind of Odie as he leaves this world are they these figures.

Could Garfield actually die if he smoked the pipe? You don't inhale a pipe...

>>79735352
Is Garfield like any other cat though?

>>79735336
>Odie is a livejournal fag

>>79735390

Is Garfield actually a cat though? No cat survives for this long. He'd be 40 years old.

>The pipe video commentary is actually very well written and insightful.
This is art. Like holy shit this series belongs in a museum.

This is Post-Dadaism.

>>79736052
>insightful.


You realize he making most of it up, right?

No, this one is:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGbhJjXl9Rk

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>>79726627
what the actual fuck

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>>79735286
Garfield is the idea of the wild Dionysian savior that cannot be killed even as its owners turn to dust, a Shaman clad in animal skin, representing untamed primordial energy which in alternating paths burns and heals. Jon's pipe is the caduceus, the Hermetic serpent that Moses lifted up on a pole in the wilderness. Jon the suburbanite grasps for its cathartic flame, but finds it has been displaced into the mouth of a file-breathing beast.

>>79728940
I called. I can't explain the euphoric feeling knowing that I was even a small brick in this kino asylum.

>>79736075
it sounds like you never even printed a comic strip out into a 11 x 34 piece of paper, rolled it up into a tube and put it over your head in order to experience one strip repeatedly for days at a time.

>>79726296
I just finished the sexual activity survey vid.

It's genuinely art, the entire thing. I don't regret having it on while doing other things for almost five hours.

>>79736052
Where as dadaism was the worship of the ugly and the lazy, this is acknowledgement of genius and talent. There's serious effort that went into this, far beyond anything that post-modernist irony could produce. The beauty of this is the dedication to the craft, something that most psuedo-intellectuals will never know

>>79736052
Did you also realize the guy doing the readings is Drew Barrymore's older brother?

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>couldn't leave a call because outside of U.S

>>79726595
t. newfag

>>79736301
I watched it too. I hope someone makes a version with no calls that are just a name and a number. There were some boring segments. I love when they mock the callers though.

>>79736448
>a version with no calls that are just a name and a number
What kind of fucking pleb are you? Those parts are what MAKE it kino.

Someone pointed out in the comments that the clock keeps fucking accurate time.

>>79735203
The cat has your pipe

>>79736914
The daylight turns to night as the video goes on too.

>>79726296
Unequivocally.

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>>79726627
>when you recognize someone and you're not sure if they're lying about their number or are just a weirdo

The frame skit is too much

I've rewatched it at least 10 times but I notice new things every time

>>79726296
I called on Feb 12 but i couldnt find myself in there

>This is amazing! Hello? Hello? I don't know what that means?

What the fuck is this

>>79737244
i like how the boat is just a cut-outs

Old lasagnacat is definitely better. Those videos have infinite replayability. And I love how they are low budget, but totally not low effort. These are definitely high effort, but in being high budget, they lose their charm. Though it definitely feels like this is what the creators wanted when they made the first batch of videos as can be seen in videos like CAT BRUSH and "Come to my window..."

With that being said, the Sex Survey Results video is incredible and I look forward to watching all of it over these next few days.

>>79737322
Pure American kino

>>79737349

I liked when they reused the clips they shot for the comic themselves in the music video. It seems in the newer ones they just kept the lines.

>>79736052
>54 minutes in and he finally exclaims that the comic was meant to be a joke

I think that was the peak.

Does anyone know the window was for calls? I couldn't find myself in the video

>>79737454
I got a friend to call in about a week and a half after they announced and he showed up, so I'm gonna bet at least that long.

The Sex survey is the end of evangelion of youtube videos.

>>79729855

Not even exaggerating, i am having a crisis here.

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>>79737533
This entire series is the End of Evangelion of youtube vids.

You guys better be familiar with the Unboxing Ring series. It's the pinnacle of YouTube kino.

https://youtu.be/Tkpy7eLGdG0?list=PL8ZTEJwd2x8-jvV9xJUvpn7t8QC8UTH4i

>>79737776

>posting mega 60 shit in this thread

Just suicide, dude.

>>79737776
It's great, but lacks the visual splendor of Lasagna Cat.

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Oh these guys made this thing

>>79737826

is that the one with all the dick shooting? that was one of the best remake scenes.

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>>79726296
>i rate this as a kino

>Lasagna Cat is back

Holy shit.

This is the cringiest fucking thread I've ever seen

>>79736914
>>79737019
MIND = BLOWN

>>79738569
i think i see this post every two to three threads

>>79731275

HEAD LIKE A HOLE

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>>79738374
>I rate zidane

Thats a pretty funky dance Garfield

Honestly theres way more zeros than I would have expected

>>79739717
>being surprised that people still subscribed to a channel that hasn't uploaded anything in 9 years are virgins

>>79732278
>>79726296
IS THIS REVIEWKINO?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aazkVxCGXgA

>>79738569
t. plebbitor

>>79726296

It's beyond kino. It needs a new classification

test post

>>79742377
Well it can be classified as a Meme.

Mino?

>>79735203
watch the ending of the sex survey

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>"Where could my pipe wrench be?"

>>79732094
Absolute kinography

>>79742377
It's dzieło.

How are these things even possible

What is this thread about? the garfield movie?

>>79745173
Kinda

Fuck i love youtube

ERNIE BARGUCKLE

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>>79726595
>>79726614
>>79728104
Be very cariful now...

>>79726558
Why do I find these studio logos so amusing

>>79744668
GARFIELD!

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Let's look at the big picture.

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http://joshmillard.com/garkov/

https://www.bgreco.net/garfield/

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>>79745774
It's truly magnificent.

There's so many layers here, but just to showcase a single one, take everything you know and learned of the first part, and apply the revelations to the continuation.

Jon, Jon the common man, decides to deny Garfield the Pipe. He seeks to reclaim it, to restore the world as it's meant to be, to undo Sin itself, as the Catholic Church aims with confessionals.

But deep down, we're all thinking: "Jon, you know it won't work. Garfield is who he is. And even if you could change that, he has already taken the Pipe. He has already broken the natural order. You may wish it wasn't so, but you're just lying to yourself, as you did before, if you think you can undo the past. Restore innocence."

No, all Jon can do, is fragment his life further, from a simple, three panel life, where he simply accepts and learns from that which is around him, to 4, or more panels where he seeks to cover up the bare, naked, ugly truth of the world with extra effort- and panels of course.

And if one wonders, isn't it true that every Sunday comic written by Jim Davis is longer? Consisting of a multitude of panels, compared to the usual ones?
Could it be, it's a subtle, masterful nod, to Sunday's olden concept as the day of the Church, recalling that stern, yet compassionate criticism of the Catholic ideal?

Truly a marvel for the ages.

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>>79745661
Trapped in the endless void of life.

>>79735286
>>79736213
I am disturbed with how much of that I undersood

>>79746020
That panel is like that one Rick and Morty episode

>>79746009
Notice how Jon has the same expression in both panels that are borderless. Could it be a allusion of true enlightenment coming from going outside of your borders that your mind has created?

>>79729112
>what is the significance of john having "2" partners?
The two partners are Garfield and Odie. The "0" response signifies John's realization that they never existed.

>>79746009
Now ocmpare it to a shakespearen play abotu the futility of life and you're golden.

>>79746167
Would it be farfetched to assume that Jon is stuck in a time loop that is only broken as he realizes what is real and what is not?

>>79746020

>how the smoke merges with the border

WHAT DOES IT MEAN

I didn't know lasagna cat was back.

However, it is kino or at least culturally impressive series.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwNVwiHAUUM

waporwave before it existed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_NeqMAAsBk

the amount of detail this video alone has is amazing

definitely art

shitposting art

>>79747324
That's Justin Roiland singing, right?

>>79747373
says it in the description

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>>79726627
HAhaha holy shit

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My life is mostly empty. No ambition, no job, no will to improve and certainly no gf. But when I saw these new videos I remembered what it's like to be happy. I remembered the days of genuinely enjoying media before I became desensitized. Not only is this kino, it's the best thing I can remember in a long time. Thanks /tv/.

>>79747528
>John_Arbuckle_2.jpg

>>79726627

Oh i get it, Garfield sucks

>>79747724
Weep for this man, for he is blind.

>>79747724
Hi, Jon Arbuckle 0.

>>79747324
wow

>>79726627
>4 hours
god fucking damnit

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>>79747687
>>79747842
>John Arbuckle, 2.
>John Arbuckle, 0!
It's like we're actually living the Tamarian language now, there's so many layers.

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>>79747997
>a hedonistic degenerate
>ZERO fucks

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>>79747601
Exactly this.

I'm not exaggerating, the Pipe Strip episode is the first piece of media I've actually 'connected' to on a mental and emotional level in several years and I feel kind of empty knowing I can't watch it for the first time ever again.

>>79726627

fucking raymond

>Polish at the end
Kurwa, I wasn't expecting that.
The actress has a slightly americanized accent though.

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Garfield's controlled rage is not that of the devil or trickster figure, he is Shiva, the infinite destroyer, whose third eye sears away all creation in an endless cycle of rebirth.

>>79748272
Raymond is basically 2007 /b/tards just before discovering /b/.

>>79726627

Where does the budget come from though

>>79748328

Nice I thought it was some slavic language, but I could only recognize "my soul"

>>79748397
I love how John Blyth Barrymore's part is a single shot. A whole fucking hour.

>>79748728
There are probably masked cuts.

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Was he lying?

>>79749050
Yes. 89 is the year his dad killed two kids.

>>79749159
Is that true?

>>79749050
probably not i'm pretty sure him and his LA clique fuck around a lot

>>79748744
find me one (1)

>>79749332
I said probably

>>79748744
He stumbles occasionally and the shadows stay constant. There are zero cuts.

>>79734603
If I did create something, you might get enjoyment out of it.
So I won't, you fegit.