Official Baywatch Babe Rankings

>>79725279

kek, no. 3 looks like a Thai Ladyboy. opinion discarded

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Prime Carmen shits on all of them 2bh

>>79725279
>The Hoff not at 1

>>79725279
I need a time machine to fuck these women in their time.
It hurts to know that it won't happen.

Soon enough I'll have to edit the the wish to include it being me in my prime

or me when I'm 14

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>Everyone liked Pam because of her big fake tits
>No one ever talked about the fact that Yasmine's were even bigger, and natural too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XoYErMOfJ0

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>>79725279
>1. Yasmine Bleeth
D R O P P E D
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>>79727253
Krista Allen rides some guy in a movie, masturbated to that a lot

was on dailymotion iirc

>>79727356
>dropping Yasmin Bleeth
>Not wanting to convert her to the one true jesus.
You make me sad.

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>>79725279
Eleniak is the best, she used to have the nicest eyebrows. Then Bleeth for the sex nose, then of course Pam.

>>79727388
she did a shitload of softcore porn movies in the 90s

just look up Emmanuelle

>>79725279
jacked off to bleath on school computer back in middle school when i was alone in my basketball coaches classroom for detention while practice was going on. good times

>>79727522
>just look up Emmanuelle
Yeah the video I was thinking of is even tagged as that
So good

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>>79725973
Carmen could be scorchingly hot at time but I give the edge to Yasmine due to slightly better natural beauty.

>>79727205
Pam had that sex hair though

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>>79725973
>>79725279
>>79727677
Carmen is actually very important from a historical perspective, maybe even more important than Pamela Anderson.

Carmen was the first mainstream celebrity to embrace the burlesque revival and used her talents as a professional dancer to create the Stripperobics/Pole Dancing DVDs that were -extremely- popular with young women. This created a wave of women who embraced a certain look and lifestyle that would previously have been considered extremely slutty and inappropriate, but since Carmen was doing in in a lighted hearted exercise video it was okay.

This stuff is what directly lead to the mid 2000s teen tease period that culminated in Mean Girls, which has a burlesque act right in the middle of it. I think we're still feeling the effects of what Carmen got started. Instagram is pretty much dominated by that sort of woman.

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>>79727677
>Yasmine Bleeth in Baseketball with that big 90s hair
I fucking love big hair

>>79727966
She shoves her tits up in the camera in that movie too.

>>79727964
>I like whores
Fuck off.

>>79728059
She certainly does. God bless those 90s babes. They're gone now ;_;7

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>>79725279
If Yasmine had not been a coke-head she would have probably gone on to some AAA roles in Hollywood. Imagine if she had played Scarlet Witch an alternate take on the early 2000s X-Men movies.

>>79728166
I never said I liked it. I never made a judgment one way or another.
>average /pol/ user intelligence on display

>>79728166
>not liking whores
how's that being a virgin at 30 working for you?

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>>79725279

all the way

>>79728377
>those eybrows
nah

>>79727964
Fair point.

It may seem minor, but smaller things had a greater effect back then due to less competition.

>>79728427
why do women do this?

>>79727253

MY FUCKING DICK ;_;

>>79728970
It can be attractive when it is done tastefully. Yasmine plucked her eyebrows too, just to a lesser degree than Carmen and Pam.

>>79725279
Eleniak should be higher but anyone other than Pam at #1 is just straight up contrarian shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRJlCjRGYC0

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>>79729560
Natural or bust.

>>79729633
Pam is overrated. Pleb choice.

>>79725279
X million Erika Eleniak

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What about.

>>79725279

This is a quality thread. Back before the internet boom these are the chicks I would look up. Yasmine was my favorite but Carmen Electra was also up there. Women were so much sluttier back then. I think the first girl I ever looked up on altavista or Lycos was Jamie Pressley.

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>>79730731
Yeah this
I know it was Baywatch:Hawaii but she still counts
Brandy Ledford too

>>79731339
>Jamie Pressley.

She waxes her arms now :(

>>79730731
Woah there, I sure do love high-contrast, level-adjusted and badly composited glamour pics of nothing special, boy howdy

>>79731510
>>79731563
>>79731617
I miss the 90s.
Those cameramen have probably been burned to death in a ditch somewhere.

>>79731658
>I miss the 90s.
I don't. If you wanted something to fap to then you had to tape it, these days it's two clicks away.

>>79731563
>>79731510
>fake nose
>fake mouth
>fake teeth
>fake tits
Meh.

>>79731700
That's technology's fault, not mine.
I used to tape Eurotrash, then pause for at least an hour before the adult magazine shows came on Channel 4. There was one show on terrestrial TV that had models soaping themselves up and just rubbing against each other. And the soundtrack was brilliant too, so yes I do miss the 90s a lot

>>79731339
>Women were so much sluttier back then.
They were and they weren't. There was an innocence about Baywatch that you don't get with current television.

>>79731700
I would probably do better in a world where I didn't have fap material on hand 24/7.

>>79731851
There's more sexy sex on tv today then ever before. I'm glad to now live in an age where it's more freely available and easily accessible than ever, and I'm not some desperate teen taping some lameass softcore in the hope of a stray nipple

>>79731903
This. Honestly I am so sick of this nostalgia goggles bullshit, fucking kids these days don't know how good they got it.

>>79731903

Totally. I don't specifically mean Baywatch though. Chicks like Carmen, Brooke Burns and Krista Allen, you could see them every month skimping around in lingerie in all sorts of men's magazines that are now defunct.

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>>79731946
Yeah, Baywatch is from before "Dirrty" and "Slave 4 U" came out and the whole Britney/Christina who-can-outwhore-who era took off.

Baywatch's women were always sort of classy. It was about being really fit and tanned and having perfectly coiffed hair and impeccable makeup. There is a difference between being slutty and being a "babe".

>>79731946
>I'm glad to now live in an age where it's more freely available and easily accessible than ever, and I'm not some desperate teen taping some lameass softcore in the hope of a stray nipple
Well I hope that works out for you. There's no excitement there. I don't know about you, but being a desperate, horny teenager taping Eurotrash and all the movies described as "erotic" starring Shannon Tweed in the TV guide was far more exciting than typing "twink bukkake" into Pornhub
So go fuck yourself and enjoy your instant twink bukkake, you silly cunt.