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Sup /tv/ butterguy here just wondering if any of you muchachos put on style at your local cinema and rep that butterylifestyle. Zing. Here's a buttery story for you guys...
>Waltz graciously up to the concession booth to get a water cup.
>Wageslave gives me my fabled free goblet and I flap the back corner of my suit as I hop over to the butter machine.
>Start to fill my cup with butter
>Big family man behind me mutters some derogatory remark about my use of the spout
>Fart nervously upon hearing his soundwaves vibrate my inner ear
>Grab 4 packets of sugar in a rush right as my cup fills
>Fast walk over into the bathroom
>Handicap stall is open YES
>Slam the door and start nervously sweating as I'm undressing
>*rip* x4
>Now that the sugar has been opened I giggle with glee as I watch the sugar dissolve into my buttery cup
>Bring the cup up to my lips
>Contemplate what a strange road I've been on
>Swallow down the nectar
Delicious
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>>79725226
Who the fuck drinks butter. Let alone put sugar in it? Wtf?
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>>79725226
ssssomebody stop him
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>>79725226
>doesn't use stevia
do your homework pal
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>be american
>in line for troth of melted butter at kinemaplex
>guard in the watchtower shines his spotlight on you
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>>79725226
You sure are a trendsetting butter boy, OP! Keep up the great work and stay buttery!
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Wat
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you live and you learn
or rather, struggle to understand
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>>79725226
Fellow butterman here!
>Snip snapping to the razzle dazzle of the cinematic projection house lobby
>Accidentally bump into a dreadfully unfortunate
>Spill my buttercup artistically in an unavoidable incident
>The perpetrator of the misdeed stammers an apology
>Alert the security folk
>Fully cooked pasta gushes from the miscreant's cargo bags
>Faint
Twas a night to be remembered!
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This will be a meme i'll enjoy seeing forced for a few weeks. I'm too creatively devoid to contribute right now but i'll come up with something tomorrow
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>>79728477
Funny cat pictures
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>>79725226
>go down to costco
>pick up my weekly 10 gallons of liquid butter for personal use
>cashier says "you know theres a coupon for these if you buy some popcorn kernels"
>laugh at her face, spin my butter yellow suit tails, and stroll out
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>>79728477
what you don't like butter bro?
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>*rip* x4
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