Head Canon

>>79723954
why is this not standard military equipment?

>>79723954
My head cannon is a 36 nm cranial nanoprojectile launcher. They even threw in the targeting glasses for free. Only problem is reloading the thing takes me to the doctor for a lengthy procedure.

Blade Runner (in blade runner) was actually a blade runner.

>>79724140
You may want to consider investing in a steel rod in your neck. It really helps with the whiplash.

>>79724204
Friend of mine has a Nose Gun. It fires fin stabilised discarding sabot gyrojet nanoprojectiles (14 nm), says he can't feel the recoil.

The Walrus guy and Dr Fuckedupface in the Mos Eisley Cantina were blamed for the "mining accident" that destroyed Jeda. They found out that the empire pinned it on them a little before Luke bumps into them. So when he says "I have the death sentence on 12 systems" he's not bragging, he's laughing at the cosmic joke his life has become.

>>79723954
Jack Bauer is actually an angel

>>79723954
>matrix sequels don't exist
>star wars prequels don't exist
>all terminator movies after 2 don't exist

the shining is about how jack nicholson loved pussy

>>79725014
explain. I haven't heard this one.

>>79724720
>Star Wars prequels are Rebel/Skywalker propaganda.

>>79725014
>that face he makes when he finds the attractive ghost in the bathroom
couldn't contain the lafter

The following Star Trek episodes don't exist:
TNG: Parallels
VOY: Threshold

>>79724720
the terminator one is also my head canon. don't care how many people say 3 ''isn't that bad'' it's fucking terrible

>>79723954
Jar jar is a sith lord

>>79725069
everything in the movie is about sex. from the blood coming from the elevator to the labyrinth of the hotel and the hedge maze (vaginal metaphors)

>>79723954

syrio is jaqen

euron is daario

dany will lose

>>79725159
"He was only pretending to be retarded!"

>>79725174
>dany will lose
There is hope yet

The star wars prequels are mythic to the people in that universe, the equivalent of King Lear or the Trojan War.

>>79725174
I want everything to go to shit at this point and everyone lose to the ice people but that won't happen will it?

>>79725189
>'being retarded' demolishes legions of battledroids and places him in the position to successfully lobby supreme executive power to his apprentice

>>79725228

Its just 20 years ago so doesnt really work, family

>>79725160
Kubrick you rascal.

>>79725263

one thing I enjoyed in the later seasons is the confirmation that the white walkers were created by the cotf, and were more than likely ancient starks (certainly the Night King, I still submit to the idea of ALL of them being starks)

for the longest time this was "heresy" and the cucks on the westeros forums loved to chide and berate that line of thinking.

>>79725160
So it's just like Strangelove

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Shrek is the last ogre and they killed all the other ones which is why he is hiding in the swamp. No I havent seen any other movies in the series.

>>79725344
why they were created?

>>79725359
so did Kubrick make a movie that wasn't about sex?

>>79725267
>legions
>LEGIONS
He accidentally killed 4 by being a dumbass

>>79725406
Yeah. Lolita

>>79725390
to help win the war with the first men who came to westeros

>>79725390

ostensibly to fight against the first men.

its murky because you have a fucked up timeline, and overlapping myths.

you have the long night, all the myths agree this is when the WW first appeared. you also have a second magical event, responsible for the neck. myth says that the cotf tried to split the continent in two. there's more, but i'll leave it at that

>>79725497
>>79725505
That sounds dumb to be honest

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Demons.

>>79725541

it's hazy. long night > pact on the isle of faces by harrenhal > continued encroachment > everyone ends up on the other side of the wall (with the white walkers keep in mind..)

it's unknown when the wall was built

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>>79723954
Blade Runner and Alien are a shared universe Tyrell Corporation and Weiland are both competitors in the artificial person market with Weiland behind the Nexus 6 rebellion leading to Dr.Tyrell's death allowing for a hostile takeover.
The "Let's go to the colonies!" ads are promoting the same places in the Alien films.

>>79725595
Pretty sure that was the original creative intent and most people just didn't get it

>>79725595
that had invisible spaceships?

>>79725723

dimensions bruv

>>79725149
the newest one with matt smith isn't bad

>>79725650
Explain the bonus situation

> stuff happens off camera and this resolves every plot hole in all films ever

>>79725595
what exactly proves this, or rather how does that make them different from aliens?

>>79725149
3 is better than salvation or genisys. that is a fact

>>79725595
why would demons need physical signs in corn fields? And why was there video of ufo's in the sky? why do demons need spaceships with cloaking to invade earth? Why did people in the middle east kill them with water if it needs to be blessed. Which religion was right?

>>79725650
i'm okay with this. Too bad the new movie will probably fuck that up.

>>79725174

You're fucking insane. After Trump won?

Dani is going to personally rip the cock off every white cis male in the show. It will take up the whole of last two episodes.

Rocky IV ended the Cold War in the cinematic and real universe.

>>79725755
The bonus situation is simple. Brett and Parker may have located a solid source of pure ore and feel that they are not receiving an equal share of of the bonus that the crew is getting from the company for getting a full quota of ore ahead of schedule.
That's why the crew is sore for getting out of cryosleep early to answer the distress call which also may involve more money for the crew.

>>79725650
sounds good desu

have you seen the soldier?

In Shawshank, Andy actually does kill his wife. His escaping the prison aligns with him coming to terms with it (he no longer jokes that he's innocent)


The subplot with Tommy is removed completely too

>>79726111
Also I just realized that Jonesy the cat may also have been a replicant.
But the dog in A3 is real since his forbears may have been transported to Fury 161 before the extinction event.

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>Ben befriends Annie
>Eventually starts dating her
>Gets her pregnant
>She dies in childbirth, like everyone on the Island
>Thus, Ben's desire to kidnap Alex and leave Danielle alive instead of killing them both
>Thus, Ben focusing on solving the childbirth problem when Richard says there are more important things to worry about

Batman and bruce wayne are twins who share their lives (like the prestige)

>>79726226
The one with Kurt Russell? Its a solid classic.

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>>79724180
every fucking time lmao

>>79726326
In what Batman movie would that make any sense in?

>>79725752
Yeah, it isn't bad.
It's godawful.

>>79726489
batman forever

>>79726489
in any snyderverse batman movie since he's a shit director and DCEU is a shit beyond redemption

>>79725961
I agree, Prometheus, while pretty, wasn't that great.
I'm curious to see how well BR2 will fit into the story.

>>79725075
More like imperial, considering they make everyone except the Emperor look like a fucking retard

>>79726900
Honestly, the Jedi were so fucking stupid throughout the prequels they deserved their fate

>>79724140
ZE Skull gun JA!

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These guys are LARPers

>>79726326
Haven't you seen Lego Batman?

They're roommates

>>79728331
>24/7 postapocalyptic LARP autismos living in a junkyard
>Don't even know shit actually hit the fan years ago
>Pinhead zombie is just some crackhead that lives there

>>79723954
In American Psycho he just imagined everything he did.

>>79728924
this show is all just kids playing a game. it's the only way to explain why it's so fucking retarded.

>>79729000
>Negan is just a fat bully stealing everyones lunch

>>79728380
Padre?

>>79723954

The Mad Max in Fury Road is the grown up Feral Kid.

>>79725139
Was paralllels that bad? Been awhile. Or are you saying it literally never happened? Threshold was shit.

>>79726326
Okay so in the Prestige why didn't Hugh Jackman just keepone other guy on the other side of the stage like when he had a double forever instead of killing himself over and over

>>79729903
he couldnt find another reliable double

>>79730040
I misworded it. Why wouldn't he use a copy as a double basically

>>79730081
he didnt want any of the doubles to live. they might take his place

>>79729758
This is cool but IIRC the Feral Kid becomes the Village Elder after they get to safety.

Since Mad Max was brought up, why does Max hallucinate a little girl in Fury Road? Wasn't his kid a boy?

>>79730189
From what I read, all the stories of Max are supposed to be urban legends of the road warrior. The only ones that actually confirmed to happen was Mad Max 1+2. The others are either legends or people using the Road Warrior title.

>>79728960
Not sure about the movie but it doesn't work in the book.

In the book he thinks he kills people who later turn out to still be alive and he at one point gets held up by a taxi driver who accuses him of killing someone he can't remember.

He's so nuts he no longer know what he's done and what he hasn't done.

>>79723954
I pretty much systematically assume that every "it was all a dream/in his head/hallucination/etc" twist is overruled by my head canon counter-twist.

>>79730189
If you've played the game there's a little girl and her mother who die in Gastown just before the events of the movie I just imagine it's her.

>>79730424
Yeah but the game takes place after Fury Road, since they reference Immortan Joe dying once or twice. I figure they just retconned Sprog being a boy or like >>79730320 said, it's all just legends of Road Warriors. Max's situation wouldn't be too uncommon in a post apocalyptic world.

>>79730367
Most of the "it was all a dream" twists are shit because in the end the whole thing means nothing

>>79729846
Parallels completely ruins Star Trek because if there are an infinite number of parallel universes literally nothing you do matters. It's terrible.

>>79725991
This isn't head canon it's actual canon.

>>79724720

>Indiana Jones 4 doesn't exist
>Hobbit movies don't exist

>>79730173
The doubles ALWAYS live though, He never knew that! "I never knew if I was going to appear on the balcony or not"

Prometheuses created humanity

>>79724017
it is in my head

Jim Moriarty deliberately acted like a hypermanic retard in order to keep Sherlock (and Mycroft, and Eurus, though fuck her) from deducting anything about him.

>>79734227
He meant that he had no idea if his double was actually "him" or just a copy with all of his memories.

>>79734872
Eurus was a "dream", like that special episode.

Sam was pulled up to heaven to live with his mom and dad
Dean gave up hunting and lived with Lisa
Cas rules Heaven
Bobby and Rufus die together in one last hunting taking a shit ton of monsters out with them

>>79725963

i know. there will be many such cases

if they wanted to keep even a modicum of plausibility within the framework of the cultures that have been set-up, dany would have gotten BTFO in Cuck's Bay, or failing that, a live of servitude in the dosh kaleen.

It's equally retarded expecting her to gather any real support in Westeros as well.

I fully expect the books, if ever released, to follow this new paradigm as well.

Evangelion: Yui was the villain and manipulated everyone with a master plan. This isn't false mind you, but it's an unconfirmed fan theory with strong evidence for.

>>79723954
John Wick and Wanted take place in the same universe
The Matrix also takes place in the same universe, much further in the future. John Wick's descendant is the chosen one in the Matrix.

>>79725882
HA

>>79737254
Bill and Ted, is also within the same universe.