Actors you were surprised to find out were Jewish

Adam Driver

>>79723488
it's the other way around for me
being surprised at which actors aren't jewish

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Natalie Portman

>>79723912
>Herschlag

>>79724000
the nose didn't tip you off?

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>>79723488
>Actors you were surprised to find out were Jewish

This guy

>>79723912
Yeeeah bwoy.
She could be a Muslim Scientologist Lizard woman for all I care she's fucking fit as fuck.

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Not even memeing

>>79724938
Is Franco really Frankenstein?

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Jakey boy

Bruno Mars

>>79725044
No way.

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>>79723488
>>79723912
>>79724938
>>79724950
>>79725044
Don`t enlarge this.
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>>79725148
his ma is jewish. i said the same too.

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I thought he raised Catholic like Tim. My whole life has been a lie.

>>79725200
I think I might have jew fever

>>79725546
what do you mean?

>>79724950
webm please?

David Krumholtz

>>79723836
he's not jewish you retard

Literally all white Europeans are at least 1/8th Jewish
If you were poor, you interbred with immigrants
If you were rich, you interbred with the Jews

Just how it works

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The last name is a giveaway but she doesn't look it.

>>79723836
>>79724890
>>79726216
these three are fully white Christians
according to http://ethnicelebs.com

>>79726216
I refuse to believe you

Dolph is literally an Aryan Ubermensch

>>79726216
He-Man was jewish?

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July is a fake name

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>>79726439
>jew-lie

>>79725200
How deep does the rabbit hole go?

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D R O P P E D

>>79726216
swedish lutheran

>>79726561

drop a load on dem tiddies

>>79726495
http://www.EthniCelebs.com/tag/jewish

goes as deep as you can

>>79726216

ahh yes, those famous Swedish Jews

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OJ Simpson

>>79726726
that swede isn't but

Joel Kinnaman (Suicide Squad) is a Swedish Jew
according to Wikipedia

>>79726759
only a christian can murder innocent like OJ

>>79725200
Fun fact, you can fit them all in one ash tray.

>>79726799
>implying heathens are innocent

>>79726818
envy of the chosen people much?

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>>79726726
My grandmother was a Norwegian Jew. They exist in Scandinavia.

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Jenny slate

>>79726963
Never would have thought

>>79726951
I don't believe it. Jews were banned from Norway for a long ass time

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>>79726963
reminds me of Chriqui

>>79726881
Not really, but I enjoy bad ethnic jokes.

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>>79727048
There aren't a ton of them, especially in Norway, but they are/were there. She eventually converted to Lutheranism which is probably pretty par for the course.

>>79727048
You can't ban a belief system

>Welcome to Norway. Are you a Jew?
>Uh.... No?
>Welcome in!

>>79724938
>>79724950
>>79725044
>>79726202
these are half or less

>>79727242
they're all exactly half Jewish
but you do realize that according to Judaism that's enough to qualify as fully Jewish

>>79727326
Only if your mother is Jewish
It's matrilineal

>>79725200
>she will NEVER castrate you with her teeth
just die in my sleep already
( ._.) ( ;_;)

>>79727348
according to Reform Judaism a paternal Jew is fully Jewish as well

>>79727326
who cares about religion im talking ethnically/biologically

>>79727402
>Reform
LUL

May as well include Atheists

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>>79727403
>who cares about religion im talking ethnically
Jews are literally both.

>>79727403
Ashkenazim are indistinguishable from Europeans genetically

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>>79727447
giv me this jew gf

giv me this jew gf right NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

>>79727497
pics or i can't help ya

>>79727160
When the Norwegian constitution was written it said Jews are not allowed into the kingdom. If I recall correctly it wasn't removed until the 50s or something.

I just assume anyone in a movie is a jew

>>79727468
there are many different types of europeans all with distinguishable facial features

but yeah ashkenazis are somewhat similar looking to italians albeit with worse forward growth and curlier/kinkier hair

>>79726963
Leatherface

>>79727521

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matthew broderick and jennifer grey

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>>79727551
Gee, thanks

>>79727598
i mean pics of jewish actresses

>>79727708
My bad.

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>>79727402
Is Gracie a Jew?

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>>79726439
>Miranda Jennifer Grossinger

>>79725200
Jesus the Jews do run Hollywood.

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>>79728014
To be fair, three of them converted to Judaism only subsequent to having an established Hollywood career:
>Isla Fisher
>Zooey Deschanel
>Elizabeth Banks

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>>79723865
Came to post this.

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>>79723488

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>>79723488

>>79725200

i see what you did there

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>>79728189
What. The. Fuck

>>79728433
CHECKED

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>>79723488
>88
What did he mean by this?

>>79725200
eva a best

>>79725200
>jennifer connelly
>that broad from Inglourious Basterds

Fuuuuck

>>79727348
Why do people still spout this? It's an arbitrary rule made up by some slimy rabbis. From a biological perspective it makes no difference whether your mother or father are Jewish, you're half Jewish.

>>79727160
I guess you could live undercover your whole life. Nobody would have batted an eye for deporting a citizen if people found out it was a Jew.
Especially for a man, it was quite hard to hide your belonging.

>>79727160
>You can't ban a belief system

tell that to the president

>>79729970
You do realize that "Jewishness" isn't genetic?

Hebrews are the same as other Levant people and European Jews are the same as their neighbours

>>79730045
He banned countries tho
Like Obama did

>>79730080
>He banned countries tho
shame saudi arabia wasn't one of them
>Like Obama did
you get a gold star

>>79730131
DESU replace Iran with the Saudis and it's a good ban

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>>79730051
Lol okay

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>>79730051

>>79729970
The reason Jewish law sees Judaism or Jewishness as being inherited from the mother is that it's only possible to say with certainty that the child is the mother's. You get it?

>>79726216

literally not built enough to pass as He-Man. basically ruined the movie

>>79726561
her nose always bothered me for some reason.

>>79723488
FTFY:
Actors you were surprised to find out weren't Jewish

>>79731674
What if it has to do something with mitochondrial DNA, inherited solely from the mother?

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>>79726216

>>79732592
yeah DNA was totally the reason 1000 years ago