What would you do on holodeck?

I know what men will do. I guess women will do marriages and lesbian sex.

Masturbate

What if you're in a holodeck right now?

>>79716856
Orgy.
That, or Tamarian Def Poetry Jam.

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I think you know.

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>Computer, generate a building with 20 floors and no exit.
>Fill this building with 50 young naked boys with big testicles
>Generate one angry as fuck naked Alison Brie with a ball squeezing fetish
>Computer, focus on Alison Brie character and stream directly to my room.

>>79716856
generate Auschwitz scenario and try out if burning thousands of people in a single day is possible

>>79716856
So what happens if you ejaculate in holodeck, does your semen stay on the floor? Who cleans it up afterwards or is that a special job for starfleet hygiene force janitors who are in-charge of all the plumbing and stuck toilets?

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D R O P P E D

Would fucking a hologram of a 5 year old child be legal in Star Trek?

>>79718880
of courshe

>>79716856
make anime real

>Computer generate a basement dwelling in 2017 on Earth
>Now fill it with anime posters, figures, and add in a desktop computer with lots of blue LED lights
>Now, and this is important computer, I need you to create the most pathetic virgin and make him use the computer and have him search for anime porn, pony porn, while also browsing the site 4chan
>Remove his pants
>Now give me a Mossberg Shotgun with explosive rounds loaded
>Now teleport me behind him
>*Critical error*
>What's this Computer?!
>*The entity has counter teleported behind you and is brandishing a nanofiber nippon 1000x folded steel daikatana
>Computer! EVASIVE MANEUVERS!
>*Critical error* The entity predicted your movements and is .01 seconds from slicing you in half. Do you wish to continue the scenario?
>No...computer shut it down. This was a mistake.

>>79718818
wtf Texas?

>>79718780

The holodeck seems to work in combination with replicator technology, thats why you sometimes see physical things being carried out of the holodeck.

I assume any matter left behind in the holodeck in reabsorbed by the ship as energy. So when you cum in the holodeck, it is reconverted into energy and later goes into captain Janeway's replicated coffee

>>79718948
HOT

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>>79716856
I'd probably plan some great holo adventures, based on historic events, movies/games and just my own imagination. But everytime I'd actually enter the holodeck I'd just conjure up a bunch of Orion girls and be their plaything for a few hours.

S

>>79718948

Come to think of it, this is probably how a ship's sewage system works too. All the shit and piss is reabsorbed into the energy storage and is used by the replicator. The crew would be constantly ingesting and giesting the same matter.

So 7 of 9 was Janeway's toilet all along.

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>Computer, generate Taylor Swift in a Nazi officer uniform with high heels
>make her about 3 feet taller
>make her think that I'm a Jew
>turn off safety protocols

>>79719132
>So 7 of 9 was Janeway's toilet all along.

Pretty sure some viewers really like that idea.

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>>79719150
c-computer, begin program

Load up the Alamo program so I can slaughter Mexicans to my heart's delight.

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Monstergirls.

Monstergirls everywhere.

>>79716856
Holorape.

>>79716856
Fuck cunnies.

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>>79716856
>Barclay walks awkwardly onto the bridge.
WORF: "What...is that smell?"
>Bridge crew sniff the air.
PICARD: "I can't smell anything, Mr Worf."
>Worf shuffles and grunts as his erection bulges.
>Troi gives Barclay a threatening look as if she's put him up to something.
BARCLAY: "Y-Y...Y-Y-Yummy yummy yummy, I cum in my pants for Troi's cunny."
PICARD: *Stunned silence* "I beg your pardon?"
BARCLAY: "Yummy yummy yummy, I cum in my pants for Troi's cunny."
>*Riker stands with clenched fists. Worf's erection deflates.*
RIKER: "Barclay! A word in the Observation Lounge! Now!"
PICARD: "All these men, Counsellor. Fighting over your cunt. Tis better to have loved and lost..."
TROI: "Computer, end programme."
> Troi leaves Holodeck with smug grin.
>Shot of Enterprise in space with triumphal music.

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>>79716856

I've always wanted to work a gloryhole and suck off a whole bunch of well-endowed and STD-free strangers.

Obviously in the real world it would just be gross smalldicked weirdos. So it would be cool to have the holodeck to live out my idealistic fantasy.

Computer load up 1 million angry Hitlers and one confused and shrugging Mel Brooks.

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>>79719574
Nigga you gay af

>>79719606

its not gay if they don't know im a guy tho

Computer, generate 100 Nicki Minaj's, naked, oiled up, lying on the ground adjacent to one another alternating face up and face down. Generate ample space for a running start and a kiddie pool at the opposite end. Disengage safety protocols.

>>79719085
Why did all of the ENT Orion slave girls look awful compared to the TOS ones?

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>>79719684
>Nicki Minaj

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>Computer, simulate white american suburban neighborhood
>Computer, loop between the years 1980-1995. On my mark advance one year
>Computer, make me white
>Computer, make me american

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>computer, generate a 18th century French guillotine with a rope attached to the release mechanism
>turn off ALL safety protocols.
>and computer, make sure the blade is razor sharp...

>>79719740

Eatin' frootloops, playin' with Thundercats & M.A.S.K. toys, watchin' Real Ghostbusters, playin' Defender on the C64, then playing Sega Genesis and jackin' it to playboy bush.

Spend all day banging TOS babes and jammin' with Zeppelin.

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>>79719740
Let me join

>>79716856
Make a holodeck
and inside of that holodeck I would make another holodeck
and I would just keep doing this until I reached a point the whole system crashed

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>>79719834
>jammin' with Zeppelin
>Jamming with plagiarists

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>>79716856
>What would you do on holodeck?
come on nigga we all know what we'd do
imagine waking up in TNG times after being frozen or something, and having "that" conversation with the holodeck computer

>c-computer, can this holodeck create children
Affirmative
>are th-there any rules... o-or safety protocols in place to protect these children?
>Negative
>can other p-people find out what goes on in here? are certain actions automatically reported or something?
Negative
>mfw I say: holodeck, lock the door, create a bungalow on a beach with a giant bed, and 30 copies of Laura B. set their precociousness and amorous settings to 100%. play the hit song "Call On Me" in the backround at low volume, with the lyrics changed to "Laura B"

>>79716856
literally everything

>>79719740
>>79719851

Dude, don't you know ring white is literally the worst thing possible? Both Reddit and /pol/ tells me being a straight white male means I face endless persecution

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>>79719887

>>79719906
>computer, fetch the personal data of all IP addresses that frequented the internet site 4chan.org during the years 2003-2017
>computer, generate naked clones based on the persons that posted on the sub-board "/tv/"
>computer, tattoo their personal post history onto their body
>computer, set the average material strength of these clones to "chocolate pudding"
>computer, generate 12 angry 10-year old girls in medieval suits of armor armed with blowtorches and pliers
>computer, turn off safety protocols

>>79716856

Non-stop furry yiffing.

>>79719934
Well now you face endless persecution, hence why they wanted to go back to when america was civilized.

>>79720129
Hey little girl wanna try some chocolate pudding.

>>79720320
>Computer, hermetically seal the suits of armor

>>79720388

>all the 12 year olds suffocate and keel over in front of a large crowd of grinning pedophile necrophiliacs

talk about an own goal

>>79719934
He said 80 to 95. Not 2017

>>79718915
Holy kek

>>79720472
>computer, find the poster of post No. 79720472 and electrocute his genitalia

>>79716856
Computer, load Catholic girl school scenario 47!

>computer, create sentient clones of everybody in the ship
>Make said clones think they are the original version
>beam them into random rooms and heighten the clones sense of paranoia by 200 percent
>disengage safety protocols

>>79716893
Period drama, boy, period drama.

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>>79720655

>>79720655
Holograms can't go beyond the holodeck's perimeter

>>79716856
I'd check if jet fuel can melt steel beams.

>>79720631
>Catholic girl school scenario 47
>47

Someone who knows his Trek. I like you.

>>79716856
me? i'd do crab legts

>>79716856
P L E A S U R E D O M E

>Computer create my barracks
>Have Mistress T appear from the bathroom
>have her repeatedly smash my balls with her knees until I am within an inch of my life
>upon near death, have her caress,motivate, ride my penis whilst demanding I dont ejaculate inside her or she will smash my balls again
>disable all safety protocols

>>79716856
I think fucking would get boring pretty quick. of course it's only natural to think of sex first, but in the end it's not real. it's like masturbating only with better technology.

I'd probably use it to learn something useful.

>>79720764
On Prometheus-class ships they can.
And they probably retrofitted all other ship classes of the VOY/post-VOY era as well.

>>79720764
I think they can.

>>79720616
Well now you are just making him get off even harder than seeing the dead body girls stuck in a suit in a room full of fellow pedophiles and outcast.

>>79716856
Computer, create 200 self-aware Hitlers.

>>79720800
but I already masturbate at least one time every day without godlike technological simulations

The invention of the holodeck would be the end of the human species

>computer, create 100 Drivers
>computer, create 99 toothpicks
>disengage safety protocols

>>79720815
>On Prometheus-class ships they can.

Huge security risk
Just hack the holodeck's systems and make killer parasites infest every cubic centimetre of the ship's area

Computer load up MEW's feet. Just her feet, also engage smell-o-vision.

Yes I'm aware it's in the beta I'm willing to smell the risk.

>Computer, create Rachel Riley
>make her believe I am Ryan Giggs

Lie down get comfy and go to sleep and lucid dream so I can have the superior "virtual" reality experience

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>close eyes
>goto sleep
>open eyes in dreams
>see a beautiful beach
>a dozen little girls sun up and say "He's back!"
>mfw

Can I get a computer simulation where I'm not a 30 year old virgin with a McJob.
>No
oh........o-ok.

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>Computer, generate flavortown
>Disable all "out of this world" protocols
>Turn me into a smoked brisket

>>79719629
What

>>79720129
this post was disturbingly autistic

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>>79720995

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>>79716856
live a normal life
and be happy

>>79720995
>computer, create only one car

>>79718880
>Implying it isn't legal to fuck a real 5 year old in the commie heaven that is Star Kike.

>go to exit holodeck
>someone has programmed it to holoproject an exit door that isn't real
>you walk out and live your life, thinking it's all real
>you'd never know
>someone could keep you there for years, with the right set up

I'd never fucking set foot in one. Or, if I had to, I'd put some sort of innocuous object in a random, hidden place, that nobody would ever think of as a totem I'd be able to use to know I was in the real world.

But even then, in the back of my mind...

>>79716893
Disable all recording functions and logs so know one would know. Mwahahaha!

>>79723389
Couldnt you just ask holodeck to shut down if you were uncertain?
>inb4 "holodeck disable other user input"

>>79723389
That's good enough to be a movie, anon

>>79723537

You answered your own question.

>>79723565

Thanks, bud. But it's actually an episode of STNG. Laforge asked the computer to create a character that was capable of out-smarting Data. It created a Professor Moriarty that tricked the crew into thinking they walked out into the ship.

Bit of a mind fuck twist at the end. Worth a watch.

>>79723618
It was also a joke about the plot of inception.

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>>79723618

>>79723618
Huh. I watched that episode and I don't remember that twist. Might have to rewatch it now. Thanks anon.