DAN

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I know a cracking owl sanctuary

>>79716636

IT TOOK FOURTEEN HOURS

>Anyway, Alan Partridge, I arrest you on suspicion of sucking up to a mustard magnate
>You’re not a copper.
>Well, it’s a citizens arrest.
>Well, I’ll shoot you then, bang!
>I’m wearing a bulletproof blazer.
>Well, I’ll go for a head shot.
>I’m the Terminator you can’t kill me!
>I’ve got your kids, I’ve got your kids, Dan.

>>79716768

VODOO

JAVA

>>79716858
Well smelt.

>>79716768
Single hand Sue there tacking the buffet. Like a human JCB.

>>79716636
Spice world!

>Implying Welcome to places of my life wasnt the GOAT partridge

Why cant we have more /KnowingMeKnowingYou/ threads lads ;_;

I hated you

I loved you too

Can you make pornography come on my telle?

What is with the influx of Partridge and Father Ted threads? I approve.

SMELL MY CHEESE YOU MOTHER

I highly recommend you check out Richard Madeley's twitter account if you like Partridge.

He's like a real life AP

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new Patridge incoming

if you see a lovely field with a family having a picnic, and there's a nice pond in it, you fill in the pond with concrete, plough the family into the field, blow up the tree and use the leaves to make a dress for your wife who is also your brother

MINOR
WOMEN'S
WHIPLASH

IT'S HOTTER THAN THE SUN

Some crisps arranged in a fan.

And a hot egg.

She's dancing on a luger, a giant luger

>>79718689
you have big sheds and NOBODY'S allowed in

I love you in a way.

So book a holiday with Hamilton's: Water-way to have a good time.

GOAAAAAAAAAL.

GO AWAY YOU BIG SPASTIC YOU'RE A MENTALIST

>>79718824
>you eh..... you farmers like to stick to your own

What did he mean by this?

Why was Michael's story so unusual?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqMaUFlUhKI#t=4m

>>79719023

LIQUID FOOTBALL

So rubber up, cause they don't care how old you are. Or if you're gay

Jet from Gladiators to host Millennium barn dance at Yeovil aerodrome. Properly policed. Must not,repeat must not turn into an all night rave.

Lynn, remove yourself from the theatre of conflict