>hop in car and drive to my cities international airport >*one

>>79716234

It comes back to after it kills the other person, dumbass.

>>79716290
Pretty sure the box jelly will kill me before the paranormie does

>>79716234
>hop in car
>run it over
>park on it's head or chest
>rape it

just go to hawaii and stay on a island it wont cross water

>>79716345

It's really strong, it'll push the car off.

>>79716358

It does cross water

>>79716398
no it fucking doesnt

>>79716345
What happens if you have sex with it?

Can it teleport?

>>79716416
It has to do an hero

>print a little broshure about it and spread it everywhere, give it to anyone you fuck instead of long introduction.
>post this shit on the internet so the people would start believing in it.

I think I just understood the movie. This people got syphilis and started to hallucinating

>>79716234
Literally just go to Australia and fuck a hooker and come back the the west. It would take years just to get to that slut and all her johns, then years to get back.
Or fuck an animal in the wild and be safe forever.

>>79716409

Yes, it does

>>79716547
Or go to india or sweden and do the same

>>79716234
The movie broke when the director admitted it could teleport.

Knee cap that motherfucker with my 45

Keep in mind that "It" follows the quickest path to the victim, and "It" doesn't stop moving.
This means that the naked old man on the roof was just that, a naked old man.

>go to cementary
>dig up a corpse
>fuck it
>can't kill something that's already dead

>>79716711
LOL

>>79716580
I forget how it works, If i were to fuck 3 people will all 3 of them be killed before me? Or is it only the first person i fucked is killed and then me.What if i fuck someone and then they fuck someone and then i fuck someone else, what is the order? or can only the latest person pass it on?

>>79716915
It starts with the last one to have fucked and traces back from there

>>79716547
It would only pass through her to one of her Johns, no? Then he passes it to his wife, his wife is killed, it passes back to him, then to the slut, would it keep coming back to the slut and then maybe then to you. I've confused myself, I don't really understand it, to be honest.

>>79716685

But "It" DOES stop moving. It was shown many times that it does not immediately go for the kill but rather wants to terrorize the victims a lot first. The kitchen scene, the thing doesn't even start to move until minutes pass and she goes into the kitchen to check out what was there. The beach scene, it just grabs her hair and does nothing for like 10 seconds.

>fly to space station
>wait for it to find me there
>quickly get into space pod back to earth
>it's stuck there FOR EVER

>>79717259
where the fuck would you get a god damned space ship holy shit this isnt south park

>take picture of it
>make a post online that it got information about Hillary that will lead to her arrest
>it has an accident

>>79716234
>one way
You fucked up

Jesus fucking christ stop overthinking it. It is shown to be affected by physical means. So just pour a can of paint on it and let it follow you to some police station or literally ANYWHERE with exposure so that pretty much anyone would be interested in apprehending it for science or whatever the fuck.

>>79716950
Just call Iss and have phone sex with someone

>go to a gay club
>have massive orgies with everyone there
The last guy would be the one to be followed but everyone else was on the list so they can see it.
>watch It run getting chased by a club of men

>>79717368
You cheeky bastered

>>79717313
There is a paranormal force passed through sex tracking me down and you think space travel is the unrealistic part?

>>79717381
Or blue paint and drive through the nog streets in detroit

>>79717368
>>>/pol/

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>>79717397
This may work

>>79716358
What is the guys on the boat

>go to trump tower NYC
>seduce ivanka trump
>she sleeps with The Don
>???

>>79717442
dude I hate /pol/ and Trump it's just a may may

Shitty movie and the only reason it's still discussed is bullshit meme games like this thread of figuring out how to outsmart the gimmick ghost.

>>79717511
Don will have that low energy creature killed.

>>79717511
Could I just sleep with Don instead?
I'm into the THICC meme

>>79717511

>anon
>compared to the most powerful man in the world who is rich on top of that.
>compared to any other super model she could cheat on him with.

Maybe you can impress her with your "I'm with Her" tattoo.

>>79717424
In that case just blast it with a fireball, or call for your alien friend to eject it to the sun.

So what would be the best way to pass it onto someone? Some sort of huge orgy?

>>79717531
t. no fun party pooper

>>79717555
You've better luck going to the top floor of Trump Tower than bypassing security of the White House, probably.

>>79717531
No shit sherlock and I watched the movie because /tv/ told me it was great.

>>79717582
>go to sperm bank
>make a donation
>keep on the move for a while
>???

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>>79717621
>get sued for child support

>>79716234
>It gets on the plane with you and you have nowhere to run

>>79717675
On second thought I'd like for the paranormie to get me

DUDE STD ALLEGORY LMAO

>hire 50 whores
>hire 50 gigolos
>fuck first whore
>get gigolos to fuck whores in secession
one hundred people get killed before it comes after me. get job as long haul trucker keep moving and it will take years to catch up.

https://youtu.be/5t5DiaK542w

Here are your solutions, you fookin' retards

>>79717511
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAH

OMG THIS GUY IS SO CONTROVERSIAL

HAVE A FUCKING UPVOTE YOU STUPID AUTISTIC CUNT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>79717745
This is actually fairly feasible

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>>79717780

>>79717780
looks like thedonald is leaking again

>>79716290
Nope

>>79716416
It raped the Aaron Hansen character when it killed his mom

He ded

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no one discussings yaras blessing in the beginning of the movie

>i got an idea
>BFFFFFFFPPPPT
>it got away

>fuck sex doll
>put helium in it
>make a space program thread
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eSoqPMrfVLg

>>79718004

Yes, it does

>>79717780

Why are donnies so easily triggered?

>>79717575
donny told me to tell you to wash your tongue next time you eat his ass out

>>79718028
So does she fuck the kid in the guise of his mom? That sounds really, really hot. Is that scene on youtube?

>>79716234
>>79716234
Jokes on the ghost. I'm such a piece of shit it wouldn't even want to sex murder me. Im way below its standards.

>>79717215
This.

It's shown to be pretty sadistic.

>find astronaut a few hours before him leaving earth for a few years
>have a nice tête-à-tête
>problem solved

>>79717259
Elon please

>>79720280
>inb4 challenger 2.0

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>>79716234

>mfw I realize it wasn't that this movie was scary, well-made or memorable
>it was none of those things
>it was a puzzle for autists, and that's why we'll keep hearing about it for years and years and years

>>79720219
the fact that it has delays probably means when you're not watching it's doing some supernatural shit like flying to your location or walking through walls .

>catch a dolphin
>fuck it
>just hope that it doesn't get killed before it mates again

>>79720393
Why do you think greenroom, don't breathe, cloverfeild lane were so popular?

The film is an allegory for STDs you fucking monkey. You can pass it on to someone else but you'll still have AIDS.

>>79720673
did you not watch the fucking movie? they blew the fucking things brains out

>>79720643
What's puzzling about The Green Room? It was a good movie because it's actual horror since it's something that can happen in real life, unlike being followed by a murderous changeling after you fuck somebody.

When was Cloverfield Lane or Don't Breathe ever popular? The only other popular horror film on here in The UUitch, which fucking sucks.

They were poor people in Detroit. No passports. No money.

>>79716234
>it shows up on the 20 hour plane ride

>>79720875
>not joining the mile high club in the meantime

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>>79720944

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>>79716234
This isn't even a puzzle you have to figure out. The answer is wait and get to know someone before you have sex with them.

If you horny autists would wait a month or two before sticking it in then you wouldn't have to worry about "paranormies". If the woman you want to bone has shit following her around then you are bound to notice it over the course of a month or two.

But don't let logic get in your way. Keep making plans to shake it on your way to the ISS.

>>79720985
Or, more feasibly, just never have sex.

Flying places, fucking people, buys you time. but you'll still always be looking over your shoulder, never knowing.

Best bet would be to go to the public with it. Prove to people a supernatural entity exists and its trying to kill you.

You would either end up super famous and have the resources to constantly stay on the move and live a comfortable life.

Or the government would kidnap you to run tests.

Either way, no more worrying.

>>79716234
>kill myself before it can kill me
Stop over complicating things

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>>79721062
>just never have sex.
Yeah, I was going to say that. But it hits too close to home for me. And I tried to make it more relatable for others in this thread who actually leave Mom's basement.

>>79720643
Green room is easy to win
>walk in on murder
>hey I'll murder someone too give me one of your enemies and film me capping him
>ok we're both murderers and I spared you a kill no one rat on anyone let's just all go home alive

>>79720985
>wait to know someone before having sex with them
Fucking degenerate scum. That's how you get cucked

>>79721239
Or they could just kill you in that instant and its done

>>79718671

Yea trumpfers are the WORST!

>>79717215
Yes, real shitty. Truly awful movie.

>>79718004
It does, that's why the guy that fucked Jesse was it? Show the thing to her and told her to be careful. It'd come back to him if she died.

>>79721268
>not paying attention
They hunted their families and manager down as well. Making a deal would be remove all that work for them and be your best bet at escaping and doing suicide with the gun if it goes south.

What happens when you fuck the monster?

>>79716358
The thing is slow but not stupid. It can catch a plane or a boat.

>>79722458
>if you fuck your enemies they win

>>79722458
It probably won't let you. It never stops, meaning that you can't knock it down, and it's pretty strong so it'll probably rip you to pieces before you manage to unzip your dick.

>>79717424
>what is suspension of disbelief
In this particular case, flying a ship to a space station is much more unrealistic, you dumb nigger.

>>79722516
thats what the rocket launchers for

>>79720760
You don't even know what horror means, you dumbfuck. So beacuse vampires can't happen in real life, does that mean vampire movies are not horror movies?

>>79723074
He didn't say that. He said he considered TGR "actual horror" because it could happen. His opinion is shit since TGR is a good gore movie and nothing else though, I didn't feel scared in the slightest.

>>79718038
i'm still butt mad about the fact that she thought it was a good idea to read dostoevsky from that shitty little e-reader. stupid cunt.

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>>79721211
eh beddy can you dump all your retarded porn faces you have for art porpoises?