Did you like it?

>>79708457
remember the original alien!?

SUPPER SCENE SUPPER SCENE

CHOOOKIIINGGG

also gay couple and 2 interracial couples in same time, yeah fuck off

>>79708482
o and white couple? rude and drunk. what a surprise, fuck white people am i right :^)

>shaky cam for every shot
>wodden dialogue
>orange and teal color palette

Garbage from the getgo.

>>79708465
BIG

Will Danny McBride and James Franco fuck in this film?
Will there be a cameo of Seth? ahu hu hu hu hu

>that qt choking

Post tits.

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>>79708482
I'll always enjoy seeing /pol/ get triggered by this stuff. A true joy each and every time.

>only one taking it seriously is Franco
>Fassbender looks like he aged 15 years

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>>79708482
>GAY WHITE COUPLE
>INTERRACIAL COUPLES

I don't like things.

>>79708482
>>79708494
goddamn you are some triggered motherfuckers

this movie is going to be bad

the wrong brother died

>Covenant
>Last Supper
Let me guess, the twist is that Jesus was alyyyum

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>>79708457
shitty writing, shitty acting, shitty camera work, mis-cast, fucking plug for frozen pizza, sure it's gonna rock and the studio isn't just cashing-in on the "Alien" brand name at this point, they obviously LOVE the source material and established universe

(Michael go find something else to be tied to and not this degenerating garbage)

I didn't know there were trailers out for this already
>James Franco is the captain
>DUDE THE FATASS FROM FRANCO'S STONER FLICKS LMAO
>BLACKED not once but twice
>FAGGED
>remember the old movie ;) ;)
>current day weapons
>autism mode Fassbender

>>79708494
And yet the main star is white. Fuck off with your reverse sensitivity snowflake bullshit, it's pathetic. It's 2017, couples like these are common, depicting it in a movie just makes it accurate, get over it.

>>79708515
No. James Franco will be the first to die and die pretty early on. McBride will stick around for a while but he'll be fine.

>>79708465
>good looking black guy in space

what do you think is gonna happen?

OF COURSE

>>79709084
>Basement dweller with no friends thinks this is shitty acting
Looks like a weekend hangout to me. The cast shows some pretty cool chemistry here.

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>>79708482
>UPPER SCENE SUPPER SCENE

tfw Ridley Scott is gonna win best comedy again for 2017

>>79708457
Ye, that was pretty comfy, and I like the aesthetic.
>>79708482
>what are references?

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>>79709229
>it's 2017

>>79709580
DUDE SO IT'S LIKE THE OLD MOVIE BUT NOT REALLY LMAO

>>79708457
I am unhyped. There's nothing different or interesting about this for me.

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>>79709229

>>79708457
>go to the /pol/ thread about it
>people getting mad that an Alien movie has a female lead protagonist

My fucking sides are splitting.

>>79709666
Not an argument, Satan.

>>79709229
>it's the current year

Why is a gay couple there if they are supposed to colonize?

>>79709815
hurr totally not bait to create discussion and make poltards look dumb

Did I like it?

I'm just now realizing that this wasn't a scene from the movie.

>>79709815
Who is the female protagonist supposed to be?

>>79709023
That was alluded to in Prometheus. I doubt they'll flat out say it.

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This thread is pure 100% undiluted /tv/

>/pol/posting
>undiluted rage over minute details
>/r9k/fags
>le everything is shit meme

Is /tv/ the new containment board?

>>79709927
t. tourist

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AAAA WHY DOES HE MAKES THE SAME MOVIE FOR THE THIRD TIME? WHATS WITH ALL THAT CHESSY DIALOG AND IMAGERY? IS THERE A MEANING BEHIND ALL THIS CHARADE OR DID RIDLEY WENT BANANAS WITH AGE?

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>orange and teal
>homosexuals on a colonization mission
>shiny future tech instead of blocky, analog, ugly industrial tech


Eewww

>>79709927
>i just learned/remembered the word undiluted so i need to use it twice in rapid succession

member prometheus?
member david?
member xenomorphs?
member giger?

>>79709927
It really is lol. Media is so prevalent in our lives that people from all walks come to this board and shitpost about what they're used to shitposting about. /pol/tards getting mad at every nonwhite character on screen. /b/ babbies thinking their opinions mean anything. random people just coming here to laugh at shitposts and facilitate them.

>>79710030
I liked Prometheus.

>>79708457
>nigger colonizator LMAO
>the cutest girl is BLACKED
>most masculine white guys are faggots
>frozen pizza commercial
>Fassbender on his way to JUST
>remember that supper scene?
>remember that chestburst scene?
>we also have retarded cameraman

>>79710069
You're going to love this one.

>>79710104
I hope so, I am looking forward to it.

>>79710044
Name 5 movies with interracial cast where black girl gets BLEACHED.

>>79708457
but can we discuss the bonus situation?

>>79710115
Don't forget to turn your brain off and just enjoy the ride.

>>79710127
There's literally no character who could even discuss the bonus situation.

>>79710139
I can enjoy unsophisticated movies, music, books or 4chan posts without "turning my brain off".
Similarly, I can enjoy a fast food burger the same way I enjoy a gourmet dinner, without turning my tongue off or whatever.

>>79708457
wtf happened to Fassbender?

>>79710169
I'm sure they'll mention the female crew members make the same as the men

>>79710179
Can you enjoy just eating shit then? Or where you draw that line.

>>79710201
I enjoy good unsophisticated movies, the same way I enjoy good fast food.
I don't enjoy bad fast food, or bad pop music, or bad art school films, or bad anything.
Shit is bad food. I can enjoy unsophisticated good food, and so should you.

>>79710226
>I enjoy good unsophisticated movies
Wow, stop the troll right there dude!

>>79708457
it was well done

it was well done desu

you faggots are being total autists

>>79710190
>A: Captain, why so many women on board?
>B: Whats that, A? Can't handle a strong woman?
>*cheers from background crew members*
>A: Just saying, there's usually less
>C: Our budget was low, so we got more women to get a cheaper crew.
>*grumbles from background crew members*
>B: Thats bullshit, yo. How much are you paid?
>A: I am paid this much,
>B: AW HELL NAW, I want that much as well.
>C: I don't make the rules, complain to the suit guys
>B: When we come back home I will start a revolution of the proletariat to cease the means to of production and fix this injustice!
>*crew cheers*
>*moment of silence for the viewer to reflect*
>*pizzahut product placement as camera pans away*

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>buffed homosexual white men
>blacked cutie
>le suspicious android
>that hawaii statue
>member that supper?
>member that chestbursting scene?
>frozen pizza product placement
>stupid cheap slasher shower scene
>more than half of crew die in the first trailer
>meme Franko
>handy camera
>COVENANT
>MISSION
>SACRIFICE
This is going to be a big flop.

>Spreading AIDS across the universe

Humanity deserves to be Xenomorphed

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>>79708457
>wooden acting
>clunky exposition
>weird camera work

It's Prometheus all over again. And it looks like Fassbender will be the only good thing about it....again.

This kills the Ridley Scott.

>>79708909
>>79709084
this prolog was directed by Ridley's son

>>79709084
>shitty camera work
Yeah what's up with the shaky cam? I hate when they do shaky cam during talking dialogue like this

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>>79710183
He lost his mind

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>>79710549
>All those black people
>All that slavery
>Have to bang a black girl just to get yourself together

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Fassbender when sober

Should have kept the Lawrence of Arabia hair on Fassbender desu.

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>>79710583
Fassbender when drunk

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>>79710598
You mean his Aryan hair style?

Fassbender is on his way to JUST

>>79710598
There are two Davids in the movie.

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>Once upon a time I dreamed of a perfect calm world. But now all I see is decay and fear.

Will they talk about the bonus situation in this one?

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>"You don't get to bring infected humans"
>"They work for the man in the sky"
>"G.O.D.?"

>>79710669
no because it makes the woman very angry when it is brought up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBHHC9jlpnw

>>79710695
>Bringing up the bonus situation while Ripley is discussing plans on how to kill the Alien
Based Parker

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HETCHl1npc

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>blocks your path

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>>79709815
>things that never happened.

>>79710507
>Ridley's wife's son
FTFY

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1487228922429.webm

I think this franchise is heading in the wrong direction.

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>>79710090
>the cutest girl is BLACK
fixed

>It's a kids from /pol/ get triggered by every little thing they see on the internet episode

>>79710627
Fuck, he looks so much like O'Toole in that picture, it's uncanny.

LoA remake with Fassbender when?

>>79710777
>WHAT IF WHAT IF ALIENS HAVE THEIR OWN SORTS OF WEED...
>DUDE... WE NEED TO COLONIZE THE PLANET

>>79710841
He's too old already.

Also, you can see that David actually has LONG blonde hair in the other trailer coming out under the engineer cloak he's wearing.

>>79708457
no, it was a meme progule taylor made for reddit

>>79710879
Didn't David die or something? It's been a while since I watched Prometheus, and I thought the Android in this movie is supposed to be Walter, a completely different character.

>>79709229
>interacial couples
>common
pick one

>>79710924
yeah, they made more than one

>>79710785
The thread got deleted, else I'd link to it.
People were complaining that there are gays, female protags and christian imagery in an Alien movie.

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>>79710814
Well, she's not the cutest definitely. But suprisingly nice as for a nig.

>>79710924
There's two androids. David survived and started experimenting on people(probably started with shaw)

the big twists are going to be that the black Xenomorph was designed by David and not the engineers and he'll switch places with Walter at the end of the movie.

I speculate that either in this or the next movie, david will use the 2000 colonists on the covenant to make the eggs inside the Juggernaught in 'Alien', then either himself or somebody else crashlands it on LV426 to thwart his plan of fucking over humanity or something

>>79710945
15% of new marriages in 2010, and climbing. I know you kids aren't very good at math but try harder.

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>BLACKED
Why is it always nigger and white woman?

>everyone not realising this was directed by his brother and is just a promo

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>>79711009
>tfw most of them are latinas and FUCKING WHITE MALES

>>79711058
>TRIGGERED
>Why doesn't any girl talk to me except my mom? Boo hoo hoo.

i was going to see his movie, but now i wont.

oh well.

>>79710958
Thought she was white and it was just some fucked up lighting.

>>79711199
same here

wtf

>white people are pricks
>except the gay couple
>and the interracial couples
>and the female protagonist

Yeah... gonna pass on this one.

>>79711290
Franco and McBride's characters didn't come off as pricks.

>>79710975
also I kind of do not mind if the black xeno was just a mixture of the engineer xeno and davids 'dna' or whatever

>Fassbender putting on a really shit american accent
I'll watch it for when david comes back I guess

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>>79710956
>The thread got deleted

I know that thread. And it never happened that people got mad over a female lead, liar.

>>79709844
Been waiting for this question.. WTF?

>>79711290
>white people are pricks

But Danny McBride IS a prick. And that's all he can play.

>>79712408
I don't understand why it's a problem. You don't really think a crew of a dozen people are going to populate a whole planet or colony with just their own children do you?

>>79708494
The cowboy hat wearing Texan in space troupe has to go.

>>79709302
>let's start arm wrestling bro because why not

Wut?!

>>79711058
>tfw I sat behind her in middle school and let her pay me a dollar to slap me once

Feels good.

>>79712373
The OP listed a number of things to be mad about, "female lead protagonist" one of those. Other people quoted it and made comments on it.
If you can access the thread, see for yourself.

>>79711096
Answer the question.

>>79708530
Found the cuck. You can't take our triggering word

>>79708457
So this scene isn't in the actual movie?

>>79709288
>good looking

>>79713079

I saw for myself and the notion that a female lead is something bad was ridiculed in that thread.

/pol/ hates women, but not as sex objects or well placed actresses.

> is another /pol/ gets triggered by race/gender/sexual orientation from a blockbuster movie
you faggots are worst than tumblr

>>79709927
/tv/ has been as bad as /v/ forever

>>79710317
>cease the means of production
It's seize

also kek

you all sound like feminist to me.

Feminist:
"Oh my god! Look at this (innocent scene here), it's sexist!!! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE!!!! Shut the fuck up you fuckface!! Stop oppressing me!!"

You:
"Oh my god!! Look at this (innocent scene), it's cuck!! Cuck!!! You Cuck, all Cuck, i'm a man!!! I like penis but no homo ok?!! GUH!"

What a buch of retarded

So we know that Billy Crudup is going to get them all killed for being a jealous prick right?

>>79711058
Because it's one of the rarest, proportionately speaking, mixing of interracial couples and the (((hollywood types))) have a cuck fetish. They're actually pretty racist because they have this
>beastly black man
bullshit that they push off onto the general public.

I understood that reference!!

>>79714332
>blacks make up 13% of the US population
>hispanics make up 20% of the US population
>whites make up 60% of the US population
>other ethnicities like Asians, etc make up the rest
>gays make up less than 5% of the US population
>only 8-9% of whites out marry and the majority of those are white men with hispanic and asian women
Now look at the cast and tell me how a BMWF couple and two gay white guys plus all the other diversities, represent the US? Also calling it now but this movie is going to tank in China since, not surprisingly, the Chinese want to see whites and a few asians in their American movies and not a bunch of faggy gay guys and some nog.

>>79714332
>>79714897
Also that's not even getting into the ethicities as far as the skills of those demographics and who would be generally represented in the team, here's a hint: mostly whites, north east asians, and a few poo in the loos

>>79709876
They do that all by themselves.

>>79714716
>haha wow, you have strong opinions about something? How silly? You see, I'm a centrist so I don't get worked up about silly things like taking a stance on an issue or something extreme like that!

>>79715064
all these are not opinions, these are just crying and screming over nothing.
i'm not 14 anymore, not everything is cuck, and gay couples exist.
what a twist!

>>79709927
yes, it's all over

>>79714716
t. roastie

2shaky4me

also half assed acting