How to train your dragon

would love to drink her piss

>>79707197
so would I, but I'm not picky for that.
what do you think she taste like?

Hiccup is such a fucking beta that I couldn't get off to any of her rule 34 until they finally started drawing her fucking dragons instead.

>>79707188
This movie is too fucking unbelievable. There's no way someone as big a pussy as Hiccup could ever.

1. Train Dragons
2. Have badass parents
3. Get the girl
4. Lead the country

No fucking way.

>>79707606
tfw this is what got me to watch the movie in the first place

thanks for the boner anons

I loved the first, hated the second. Maybe anons right, and hiccups whining got grating, but I also hated how his parents and toothless were handled

This is how I define my waifu criteria
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbgf5BC_s-4

>>79707630
Nah see you're looking at it all wrong.


Tones of parents have kids that they think "how is that mine"

The dragon and girl part work like so.

>Finds damaged goods
>fixes it
>undamaged goods get jealous
>gets goods

To make it more real its like this

Lets assume youre a spaghetti man
You find some "damaged goods" aka a girl with some problem that makes her an easy target, fat, ugly, mental issues w/e its all good.

You then fix her or atleast so the outside world thinks so

Now other girls think "wtf im better than that person and they have a guy wtf" so now they want you

Now if you want the leading the country kind fits in here because others see this nigger with a dragon and a whore and look up to him also because i doubt other vikings are thinking "this cunt just got lucky"


so really how to train your dragon is just a story of a Wizard who worked his way up, but because its a kids movie the dragon is more like a car so he doesnt have to ditch the dragon/car for the new girl.

it also helps because the other men were shit.

>>79707606
>not enjoying beta twinks

What's wrong with you?

>>79707335
a divine nectar, you wouldn't ever want to drink anything else after her

there are no blacks in that show

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Astrid a shit.
Ruffnut is best waifu.

And seriously fuck that sequel movie.
Mom cucks dad for dragon dildoes then dad gets killed for no reason.

>>79709718
Ruffnut is best girl. probably does weird shit with her bro though...but I could probably get in on that.

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>>79709765
>plays dominant bitch in public
>submissive adoring wife in private
Bro would totally have your back in a fight too

>>79707188

Her character reminds me so much of Aud in Heroes of the Valley.

>>79708069

..I only get the spaghetti part

>>79709849
>plays dominant bitch in public
>submissive adoring wife in private

do want...
any lewd ruffnut?