who is better to watch kino with?

whichever one lets me do the most pusy lickings im not fusy

Sister, but watching kino with a woman in general is a bad idea. Best case scenario its a movie they will never understand, worst case they have some stupid fucking opinion on it.

>>79706397
Honestly you sound like a huge fucking idiot

>TFW three brothers and no sisters

>>79706419
t. Roastie

Brown eyed people were a mistake.

>Not watching kino with your bro
It's like you don't even want to discuss it afterwards.

>2017
>not dating your sister
wtf

>>79706419
>triggered

>>79706419
Reddit: The poster

My Sister is 10 and my Girlfriend is non-exsistent so my sister it is.

She likes Studio Ghibli which is Kino I guess.

>>79706752
are you grooming her

i just fuck girls instead of watching movies with them

I saw Don Jon with my sister in theatre and it was incredibly awkward. Especially during the porn parts, my sister asked "Heh do you like that porn site too you sicko?" her handjob ater she said that wasnt as enjoyable.

>>79706752
pics?

>he doesn't watch kinografie with his mom-girlfriend
delete urselfs

>>79706752
Get her to watch OreImo, famiglia.

My sister is a year younger than me and she actually has really good taste in film. She can also enjoy the occasional normie movie too which makes watching stuff with her fun. None of my girlfriends have ever been good for watching movies with because they've all been normies.

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>>79706764

this

is what your suppose to do with them

I havnt watched a movie with a girl since I was Collateral and she didn't like it so I smashed her into the wall, hate fucked her, spit on her crying face and broke up

>>79706836
YOU FUCK HER YET LMAOAOOAOAOAOWOXDXDXDXDD

>>79706344

shellshocked vet grandpa and wide eyed toddler niece. they give the best commentary

>>79706375
Based pusyposter

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girlfirend is overall best but at the right age sister is best

>>79706344
GF for sure. She can actually sit her ass down and pay attention to a movie without checking her phone every 5 minutes. Has decent taste and an open mind about new films. On the other hand, I couldn't even get my sister to try Akira or finish Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

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I asked my sister to watch The Room with me because I heard it was "lmao funnybad movie XD".

Nobody told me the first 30 minutes was softcore porn.

>>79706960
>Not posting the GOOD edits
Why even live.

>>79706419
He's right. Women are insipid creatures devoid of meaningful abstract or critical thought.

Now go whine on tumblr some more you airhead cunt

>>79706344
Sister obviously. Sisters are the best.

>>79707178
post pics

>>79707167
I agree, but you "have to be nice to them" otherwise they won't have sex with you. I'm not saying I do that, but he's probably just trying to earn credit points so he can fuck more chicks.
never watch a movie with one though, they're addicted to their phones, ask you to explain what just happened, and get pissy when I pause it to explain it because then it makes her feel like a jerk. and she is a jerk, but pointing it out means YOU'RE the jerk.

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>watching kino with your sis or gf
>not just putting on some background noise-tier series on netflix so nothing important missed when it comes time to grab the pussy

not like they will appreciate anything in true kino anyway

whoever doesnt talk as much.

>not watching kino in an isolation chamber with locked doors and no outside light

>>79707569
>netflix and chill

More like Filmstruck & Fuck

>>79706344
My sister is probably my favorite person to watch movies with. She will watch any genre and actually pays attention. If it's bad we will mock it together, if it's tense we will both be into it, if it's a fuck yeah moment we both cheer and if it's really good we both say and do nothing.

My girlfriend has gotten better but for like a year she would stop paying attention to a movie I was really into to pester me with random conversation or would try to start up sexy sessions. I hate when I'm bothered during a good movie that I'm really into. Especially when it's by the awkward girl competes with entertainment and gets mad if you don't pay more attention to her. She's gotten way better now that she knows movies are important to me and that I've started fucking her before watching a movie I want to see.

>>79708978
post pics of theyr pusys pls?

>>79706344
I've never had a girlfriend and my sister gets really fussy during movies (always asks questions, takes up my room on the couch) so I'd say neither

>>79706490
This.

>>79706344
honestly neither. Watch alone

Bet fucking your sister feels amazing.

My sister is 4 years younger than me and we have nothing in common
We barely know each other and we interact like 2 or 3 times a week
Anyone else experiences this?

>recommend kino to my sister
>we watch it together
>can tell she's enjoying it
>she denies she liked it afterwards just to prove me wrong

>she recommends movie
>keeps looking at me while we're watching to see if I'm liking it rather than paying attention herself
>gets angry if I say I didn't like it afterwards

What a bitch

>>79706344
Both (but the same person).

>>79709064
She's tsundere and desperate to prove herself to you, you fucking autist.

>>79708978
incest is so fucking sexy hot

>>79706344

watching anything with women is awful. if they aren't spending half the time not paying attention while texting and checking facebook they're asking you really stupid questions every 5 minutes.

honestly women are adult children and giving them rights was the biggest mistake the west ever made.

>>79706344
>actually trying to watch something with anybody at all
Disgusting.

>>79706752

you have to be 18 to post here

>>79709117
Last part is cringy and you're dumb, but the first part is spot on.

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how did that mexican score a literal 10/10 qt aussie gf?

>>79709117
>while texting and checking facebook
Jesus Christ this. I'm even patient about it, I will pause whatever we're watching if I know something important is about to come up and let her finish whatever she's doing.
>why did you pause it?
>i can do two things at once
>you're on your phone all the time!
And then five minutes later I'm either rewinding or explaining shit because the daffy cunt wasn't paying attention.

>>79709064
>>79709096
Wow, quite obviously this

>>79709167
Common criminal ancestry

>tfw no sister

>>79709197
And then they wonder why you want to watch something alone. Or even worse, they are upset that you want to watch something alone.

>>79709051
2-3 times a week is a lot

>>79709167
>tfw no virgin until marriage, qt, soft spoken, feminine goddess

Why is Jess so perfect? How did she survive this long without getting corrupted by feminism and turning into a loudmouth whore? Is she an angel?

>>79707220
>they're addicted to their phones

this so fucking much. it's so annoying i can't even explain it. everytime my sister looks at her phone which is like every 15 seconds i feel like punching her in the face.

god i hate roasties.