What would you do, if you were in this situation?

>>79704807
It's free fucking pizza man.

make them eat ALL the eggs

>>79704807
Lay down some synthwave, put on my top hat and tuxedo, and start slow dancing with them while vaping. Hopefully get a blowie~

>>79704807
My instincts say to fuck the brunette because she has crazy eyes, but I would want to date the blonde.

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>>79704807
>none of them ever say no

Yeah no shit.

>>79704919
Just look at the blonde's eyes, she's completely fucking insane. She'll probably give you the best blowjob of your life then bite your dick off.

YOU SUCKED MY COCK YOU BOTH SUCKED MY COCK

>>79704807
>ask for their full names so i can find their instagrams later to fap

>>79704987
My dream come true.

>>79704842
underrated

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>>79704828
>>79704842
>>79704889

Imagine being Eli Roth and directing your wife to fuck Keanu
That's the best part about this movie

>>79705040
Why do jews like casting other people fucking their wife?

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>>79704807
*unfolds katana*
*teleports behind them*
heh...guess you won't worry about the rain...
*whispers in their ears*
--once you are six feet under--
*smirks and wipes blood splater from face*

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>>79704807
>>79704975
lexi belle non retarded cousin

>>79704807
let only the one on the left in

>>79704807
It's either he had sex with them, or have them call him a faggot. He was in quite the conundrum.

>>79704807
Probably not let them in because I live in Chicago... also not fuck either of em

>>79704975
Discount Lexi Belle

>>79704807
Smash.

>>79705040
>mfw it's true

Does the brunette ever fuck Keanu? The trailer shows the blonde banging him like 3 times.

>>79704807
How did you guys manage to watch this without killing yourselves? It's one of the most painfully stupid movies ever made

>>79705073

really makes you think

turn 360 degrees and walk away

>>79704807
Which one had nicer tits?

>>79705198
>discount
I think you mean top shelf premium

>>79705293
Neither.
No nudity.

>>79705228
He has a threesome with both.

>>79705327
>no nudity

what the fuck is the point then?

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>>79704842
classic

>>79704807
Trust in Admiral Ackbar as much as I do Clausewitz.

>>79705327
...

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>>79704807
Call the AU version of my crush to save me.

>>79705327
>>79705368
>>79705378
But that's not true. Both of them are naked several times in the film.

>>79704828
>>79704991

these are the only quality posts in this thread

>>79705446
so...boobs?

>>79705577
see>>79704975

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>>79704807
Bang the one on the left

>>79704807
The one on the right looks like a man, so no temptation there. The one on the left is sexy despite her huge face, and I can see being seduced by her.

But unless they were carrying literal free fucking pizza (cheese only), I would not let them in. It's like like 1870, man - I don't let strangers in my house.

>>79706373
no she doesn't

>>79706407
Take a look at those shoulders, brotha.

>>79704807
I would suck the mans cock with my best friend who graciously let me into his house while I was stuck outside in the rain.

Or I would have called Uber

>>79705438

Your crush in gold would literally be your crush.

>>79705151
the guy in the back realizing he'll never have that

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>>79704807

Let them in, fuck them, kill them

>>79707064
In that order?

fucking diamonds

>>79704807
Would do a human centipede

>>79707109
My bad

Kill them, fuck them, let them in

Terceloh here, i just exercised patience, then i saw all your species die. Byeio.

>>79705151
>>79706990
Me in the back

>>79704807
OUT, WHORES!

>>79704807
I would have came in both ( ._.)

>>79707043
literal perfection

bitches leave

>>79704807
I don't trust strangers.

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>>79704807
Fuck them a lot of times and then call the caps if they don't want to leave. Only an idiot would believe their lies that they are not 21.

>>79704807
This have any good fap material?

>>79708459
Yes but it isn't worth it.

>>79704842
best comment itt

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Ana de Armas is quite possibly one of the hottest women on the planet

titsss

>>79704807
Why would I even answer the door? Mom has a key.

>>79704807
2 CHICKS SAME TIME

>>79708958
I pretty much agree

>>79709723
>Wasting a million dollars on that

>>79706990

he probably just has to pay her like a grand and she'll fuck him. a little rich for my blood, but i'm sure there are people that think fucking a porn star is worth that much.

Most stupid movie i've seen since a while.

>>79704807
i dont talk to strangers let alone open the door for them

>>79704842
reddit

I really don't see why I would ever trigger their "Men are pigs let's ruin his life" since I don't have a family to fuck up nor that much money.

Go ahead, fuck me to kingdom come and then destroy the relatively cheap furniture in the relatively cheap apartment I live in, alone, and then spam the video of you fucking me all over my Facebook wall, what exactly are you going to accomplish by that?

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somebody post the school girl scene

>>79704807
Have them fight to death in my gladiatorial pit. Winner gets to share pizza

>>79704975
I'd take this one into my house, fuck dealing with the dark-haired one. The blonde one looks like she could give you the best sex of your life. And besides, she can't over power me, so she'd never be able to pull some bullshit.

>Am I the only one who literally gets an insta-boner when I see this chick? Holy Fuck she makes me diamonds.

>>79704828
This. You don't turn down free fucking pizza.

>>79704807
What would I do if Hila Klein and that porn actress who fucked that ugly mexican beaner showed up at my door?

Probably invite them in so they didn't have to be in the rain, then let them spend the night before they leave in the morning.

invite them in. it's not like they could overpower or blackmail me

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>>79711022

>>79711173
w-what was it anon...?

>>79711248
bewbs

>>79711268
wh-who's bewbies....?

>>79711283
the blonde in the op

>>79711091
hila wishes she looked like that

>>79708958
disagree

>>79706920
is Au not AU be comically obtuse properly

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>>79704807
>>79707544
BITCHES LEAVE

Tell the brunette to get lost.

>doorbell rings
>turn the lights off and hide until they go away
>credits roll

>>79704975
>nobody ever says no

Bitch, he said "no" like 20 fucking times but you two literally forced yourselves onto him before he gave in

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Darcie?

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>>79704807
Assassinate blonde, tie up brunette and ball gag her, tongue anus for all eternity.

>>79712095
r u me?

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>Belly will never tie you down, stuff your daughters panties in your mouth, while riding you and calling you daddy with the intent to blackmail you.

>>79712247
Is she the most Jewish looking person?

>>79704842
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>>79704807
Put on some clothes.

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So what's the name of this kino?

I'm interested in studying it's cinematography.

>>79713917
Would you risk your entire life being ruined for that?

I would

>>79710939
>implying you wouldnt cum in 10 seconds

>>79714140
Knock Knock

>>79704807
Wow left should do porn, she would instantly get the entirety of Lexi's fanbase.

>>79704807
rape both

>>79711248
>>79711268
>>79711283
pls repost
or post imgur link

>>79704842
I don't get it.

t. newfriend

I'd be suspicious as fuck. Two attractive women claiming that they went to the wrong house for a party? It's definitely a set-up so that I get robbed by their thug partners hiding nearby.

I wouldn't let them in, but call them an Uber or a cab. I'd give them towels to dry off and some hot coffee, but they stay in the porch. I'd also keep my gun nearby in case I do get robbed.

>>79714140
don't waste your time. you're better off watching some porn.

>>79707043
ombres are my thinggg

https://youtu.be/Cu4NsyVhrhk

>>79714140
under rated post, im dying

>>79714949
lurk moar fagtron

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>>79705438

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>>79705237
I forced myself to watch it just for the memes.

>>79706990
>the guy in the back realizing he'll never have that

I'm pretty sure at this point every man in america had sex with Lexi Belle at least once

>>79704807
Nothing because my wife wouldn't be home and she has the keys to my chastity device.

>>79708958
Agreed

rape them both for days and then kille'm

>>79704807
'Cover yourselves up you infidel sluts !'

>>79711718
too self-congratulatory bro

XD

>>79704807
Pull out a spoon and start eating some ass

>>79708958
Bright eyes and a nice nose are the most important factors in being pretty.

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>>79708958

hell yeah my nigga

>>79718627

Why do all Eastern Euro girls look nearly the same?

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>>79714949

>>79719614
>eastern yuro
shes cuban ya ditz

>>79718627
my god, what a qt

>>79718627
be still my heart...

>>79714140
knock knock

it's shit, like the other anon said, just watch porn

>>79717156
not m'ine

I guess it really depends on what they're down for. They need to be offering me the kind of sex I don't already get. So, if the blonde lets me fuck her in the ass while the brunette cleans up afterwards all culminating to them on their knees gargling and drinking my piss... sure. They can come in and ruin my life.

If it's just a pair of blowjobs, fuck that nonsense.

>>79712095
>Turn off the lights
Now they know that someone is in the house.
Jesus Christ you're stupid.

i would touch there necks!!

no webm of her raping kino?

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>>79704807
>>79704842
You don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat these.

>>79704889
Wanna know how I know you're a virgin?

>>79707043
please rape me

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>>79704807

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>>79715032
>>79720172

Porn is for degenerates.

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>tfw my thread from last night is still active

Day is already looking up.

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>>79722322

....And you fucking killed it anon.

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>>79718627
Topo Gigio live action film when?

>>79709723

>>79704807
X-rated sequel where they knock on Josef Fritzl's door when?

>>79704975
Who is this

>>79704807
Close the damn door. In this shithole of a country those people are ALWAYS scouts. Let them in and the next thing you know all your shit's gone. Fuck off with that gypsy scum

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CRASH? CRASH? YOU'RE GONNA CRASH MY PLANE? YOU'RE GONNA CRASH MY FUCKING PLANE? WHY? WHY? BECAUSE I BROUGHT YOU ABOARD? YOU CAME ABOARD! YOU CAME ABOARD! YOU CAME TO MY PLANE YOU CAME TO ME! I GOT YOU THE DOCTOR I TOOK OFF YOUR HOOD, I CARED WHO YOU FUCKING WERE BEFORE YOU PUT ON THE MASK YOU WANTED IT YOU WANTED IT YOU CAME TO ME! WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO YOUR PLAN WAS WHAT MATTERED YOUR FUCKING PLAN WAS WHAT MATTERED! IT WAS FREE LOYALTY FREE FUCKING LOYALTY JUST SHOWS UP AT MY FUCKING PLANE! WE'RE PRISONERS, COME ON, TAKE US ABOARD! NO ONE WILL KNOW! COME ON, TAKE US ABOARD! OH, SHOOT A MAN, THROW HIM OUT A PLANE, IT DOESN'T MATTER! HIRED GUNS, WRECKAGE BROTHERS, YOU DON'T GIVE A FUCK, YOU'LL JUST CRASH ANYTHING YOU'LL JUST CRASH ANYTHING! WELL YOU LIED TO ME I LET YOU IN I'M A GOOD GUY I'M A GOOD AGENT AND YOU JUST FUCKING CAME ABOARD AND NOW YOU'RE GONNA CRASH MY PLANE? REALLY? WHY? WHY? BECAUSE YOU CAME ABOARD? WHAT THE FUCK FUCK FUCK I'M IN CHARGE HERE!

>>79705438

Stop posting that because it's already a thing.

https://www.fictionpress.com/s/3206139

there was a home invasion a few months ago that started just like this close to where I live, 2 black chicks went to someone's house and rang the doorbell while 2 black dudes hid around the garage and charged the door once the home owner opened it to talk to the black chicks

>>79705438
>>>/a/

>>79706990
When did Ana de Armas become so hot?

>>79723875
breddy good

>>79719812
shes spanish u turd

>>79712247
who is this?