/mhmm/ General

>>79704691
Crashing the Cornwallis

With no survivors

Blackmail Stuart into giving him a ship, a license to buy and make powder and escort out of the blockade (which is fucking baffling, somehow the USA has enough ships to blockade the entire British Isles... in 1813). That's what I suspect.

He'll then take the powder to Nootka, trade for Sea Otter skins, which in turn he trades for tea, silk and chinaware in Guangzhao (Canton). What is his ultimate plan? Possibly amassing a fortune, building a huge navy and fighting the Barbary Corsairs who are slave trading?

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>>79704759

I'd like to ask for your testimony.

I like that Strange almost verbatim recited the "congratulations, you got yourself caught" bit and there's a "for you" scene. This is pure banekino.

>>79704855
Delaney made a deal with him that obviously involves Strange. My bet is he'll trick Stuart into confessing in front of that nigger and some Royal Aides. After Stuart has helped Delaney of course, thinking it'll be the end of the matter.

Tfw mmm posting ends soon

>>79704946
Hmm. Haaarngh. Good day.

>>79704985
Youre right anon

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Was getting caught part of his plan?

>>79704691
Some people will be put to use.

>>79704858
Well Hardy and his dad wrote the script. Hardy seemed pretty cool when /tv/ raided his Reddit AMA.

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>all you want is a boat to get to Nootka and to bang your sister
>her husband gets all bent out of shape about this so you have to waste another night using voodoo magic to fuck her

>>79705467
>bang your sister
>he didn't watch the last episode

W e W

>>79705548
You just know she's going to join them on the boat to mmhmm Nootka. No way their relationship just ends one season in. He rejected her only because his mother made him have visions while they were fucking and he almost choked her to death.

>>79705671
I fucking hope not. She's a terrible actor, a pointless character and she's a terrible person in real life.

>lol the worst thing about acting is all the le white men

N

O

>Wake up
>Go to stables to fuck my sister
>Accidentally fuck my horse instead
>It gives me a funny look
>Attempt to ejaculate
>Can't
>Fondle my testicles
>"Ah, I see your second didn't load your ball," I mutter, squeezing my left nut
>Put on my hat and long coat
>See pile of horse shit
>hmm
>"I have use for you."
>It's actually my sister
>"Hmm, a diamond for the widow."
>I place a small pebble on the pile of shit
>Hmm
>Use magic to turn two kegs of gunpowder invisible, carry them under my arms
>Everyone thinks I'm just walking like an idiot
>hmm quite

>>79705797
3/10 too much copying of other peoples stuff.

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>>79704855
niggerr

>>79704691
> somehow the USA has enough ships to blockade the entire British Isles

no, they are blockading their own section of the us seaboard

>>79704780

>Blackmail Stuart into giving him a ship

how?

>>79706182
>hey bitch, give me a fucking ship and I won't confess at the trial to you doing naughty illegal shit
>lol I'll just let you get tortured to death
>yeah and when I eventually confess, your name will be first on the list for treason, as you were in charge of the saltpetre and you let it slip to me. That coupled with your illegal slave trading will give the Crown all the ammo it needs to hang you.
>Okay lol I'll get you out and get you your ship

>>79706361

so he'll break his word, and fuck over the negro investigator? chichishire, chistchester, chach... aahhh fuck it

>>79706504
Nah. He prob has an agreement with the Negro. He said "I have a better idea".

>Get released
>Get ship
>Get powder
>speak to Stuart one last time
>Basically get him to admit to all the shady shit
>Then have the black guy pop round the corner with Palace Guards/Crown Soldiers and go "I think that'll do. Thank you Mr Delaney. Here is your pardon."
>Strange gets arrested

>>79705400
That's what I think.

>>79706650
He also had a "For you." line in it. He also wore a mask while being tortured.

>>79706590

>speak to Stuart one last time

Strange was compelled by the crown to go and see Muh Pelts in prison. He will not speak to him again.

>>79706737
But Delaney has a use for him. I highly doubt it's the last they'll speak. Remember Delaney knows loads of secret shit about the EIC anyway. The preview clip shows Stuart going back to his office and ordering his lackeys to do something.

>>79705400
>Well Hardy and his dad wrote the script

Steven Knight + Hardy and his dad

SK wrote Eastern Promises, Locke, and Peaky fokin Blinders!!!

Worth watching beyond all this hmmposting?

>>79706855
gruntposting is the worst thing to happen to this show

>>79706855
If you enjoy slow burning shows, sure.

>>79706879
Not really. It's a meme like any other. It has no real staying power currently.

>>79705729
source

>>79705797
good effort but be very careful now

>>79705729
she is an adequate actress, her character is integral to the storyline and she is a fantastic person in real life

you must be one of those /got/ memers

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>>79707202
>she is an adequate actress

False. Watch the last episode. Worst acting I've seen in awhile.

>her character is integral to the storyline

So that's why James has gotten rid of her, huh? Real integral. Nothing she does is needed in the show. None of it. Not one bit. If she was completely removed, nothing would change. Her husband could be removed too.

>fantastic person in real life

Prove it.

>>79704780
>somehow the USA has enough ships to blockade the entire British Isles
christ, it's the opposite the brits are blockading the americlap eastern seaboard, with the us navy trying to break out of it while also firing on brit occupied fortresses near the southeast shore

also otterskins are codeword for opium, have you ever thought of why tropical chinks would do with otter pelts coats and hats? here's a quick breakdown of the historical trade:

Amerindian pelts to England
England sells pelts to the rest of subarctic Europe
India sells England opium
As part of the British surrender, England also sells opium to the states
England and America sell opium to Singapore and South China for tea and the rest

>>79707371
But that area has sea otter skins. The opium wasn't sold to Canton until later. It was sold because the Chinese didn't need anything else at that point and the Brits wanted shekels.

Official Mhmm music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FiW_MooGpg

>>79707552
You've posted this before. Stop shilling it. Fix the damn notes, bitch.

>>79707563
Found it in one of the threads and thought it was cool enough to post it again since OST with the original isn't out yet, famiglia. Not everyone is out to get you.

>>79707466
the skins are for european consumption, the capital raised from that partially paid for tea and silk. if you can see how large the fertile land of of inner China is for growing tea and silkworms compared to otter and mink populations, you could guess a trade imbalance would soon appear from this. when the english tea market stabilised after the dissolution of eic monopoly, the crown found itself in debt..to the warlords of China. so loathe to part with their dwindling gold, they used the next thing they had in abundance: indian opium

>>79707607
>Not everyone is out to get you.

That's where you're wrong.

>>79707611
Wrong. The EIC were in debt, not the crown. EIC was in debt because it annexed Bengal. It got the money by trading opium to China for their silver. When the Chinese got fed up, the British BTTFO and then BTFFO again later.

They weren't in debt to any warlords in China.

EIC wasn't disband till like 1870 my man. This is 1813.

>>79707755
they both got in debt, who do you think had enough power to dissolve the first multinational corporation, except for the parent state? and after the dissolution, who would take over the eic's spoils? the rift between george iii and the eic is overemphasized to produce drama and tension needed in fiction, but the crown is not only george, and the eic and the crown colluded as senior-junior partners more than they competed against each other. also, how can you acknowledge that one or another actor went into debt but deny the identity of the debtor? in feudal politics where value is tied to the land, the owner of the productive land would be the holder of any incurred debt; landlords with levied soldiers ie warlords.

>>79707987
REEEE STOP LYING. I KNOW MY HISTORY. THE BENGAL WARS PUT EIC IN £28M IN DEBT. THEY GOT OUT OF DEBT WITH CHINESE SILVER. THIS MADE THEM RICH. THE ONLY PROBLEM WAS YANKS MUSCLING IN WITH THEIR SHITTY TURKROACH CRAP.

EIC SURVIVED UNTIL THEY GOT INTO MORE DEBT LATER ON, THE CROWN BAILED THEM OUT IN EXCHANGE FOR THE EIC BEING SUPPLY AND TEA BITCHES.

AT THIS TIME THE TRADE WAS UNHINDERED. AT THIS TIME THE EIC WERE FUCKING LOADED. 1813 EIC WERE AT THEIR HEIGHT.

>>79707987
>in feudal politics
Maybe in feudal politics, early XIXc is already capitalism.

>>79707987
>feudal
>19th century
>feudalism

This ain't fucking India or China my man. EIC was it's own thing. You're basically going "A company that goes in debt makes their country of origin incur the debt". If Apple goes into debt, the USA is in debt.

Don't work like that, pal. I think you're baiting 7/10.

>>79708064
where is the dispute? like already asserted, the crown took over the eic's global action and went down the same rabbit hole as what eic had already pioneered in exploiting, less so from human trade. top laff at thinking non-domesticated furries was 1. got chinks interested enough to trade for them and 2. was enough to buy all the tea and silk to fill in european demand for it

>>79708073
>>79708118
lol stand in the corner timmy, postpubescent teens are talking

>>79708064
>war in bengal bay, india indebts a corporation
>here gweilo take our silver we bail you out good friend
>???
>chinaman profit

there are steps missing here

>Half of London is bought and paid for by the Company
Does that possibly include historians? Shit, the only scribe character in the show is a direct employee of the Company, and is shown willing enough to perjure himself faced with the right leverage.

>>79704691
Is this going to get more than one season?

the prince regent could literally just declare delaney a traitor and sieze all his assets.

they have no more use for him.

>>79708784
I have a use
For you

mmm

>>79705729
she is really good at looking scared though. or like really surprised and even nervous sometimes.

>>79704780
The US actually led a naval invasion on the UK in 1776. It failed miserably but it's within the realm of possibility that they tried a blockade. They would be wreckage within hours however.

Does green bars for mericlap ships in George's map mean Boston tea party for S2?

Mmhhhmmmmm nookta

>>79708506
There are 4 seasons, silly Americlap.

>>79709411
Wasn't the tea party when the yanks chimped out in their revolution?

This is set in 1814, different wars.

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>>79709584
>itt: things that wouldn't fly in 1814

>>79709584
dumping exorbitant imported tea is a symbolic act of protest that could easily repeated by aggrieved protesters. there is a unique event in history and there are remembrances of an event where it is replicated or re-enacted, such as anniversaries. the crucial thing is the sentiment expressed by symbolic acts.

>>79709672
>delaney dumps dust and blows it in front of himself to do meme magic
>buys all the tea
>blows it all into the sea in front of the FUCKING AMERICANS to summon enough psychic ghosts to rape the sisters of men from both sides of the ocean

Hmmm.

>>79709672
Exactly, chimping out.

>>79704780
Mm powder

I am in your head, gentlemen.

>>79704691
EXTREME
VIOLENCE

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>>79711068
>Who's in there?

>>79705797
LMAO

MAGA AF

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>Unironically watching Bane: the Nootka Chronicles

So Bane is half Nootka, but why does his half sister look more ethnic?

>>79705354
fake

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>>79704946
>Tfw mmm posting ends soon

Be cariful now.

>>79712314
nvm

>>79712345
>Mmhmm

I many have a use for you

>>79712359
Nvhmm

why cant tom hardy talk properly? is it because someone fired a gun when the plane door was open?

why do americans already have an accent? It doesnt make any sense

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>>79712372
>nhoiiimmmm

>>79712569
Actor is an rl faggot who thought the project was too hammy and beneath him, so he didn't bother putting in any work

>>79712497
of course!

>>79712569
It's not the Americans that have an accent, idiot. He talks in the normal English accent of the time. It's the Brits who adopted the hideous cockney slang over the last centuries and butchered the language with it.

>>79712569
For the same reason the Brits do.

protip: The British accent has also evolved and people didn't sound the same way they do now. It's not that Americans in 1800 sounded like modern-day Englishmen and some how changed. Englishmen in 1800 didn't sound like they do now, although they were more similar.

And people probably didn't say "fucking" that much in 1804.

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>>79712680
Don't listen to this guy's bait. The fag actor's modern philly accent is so pronounced, you're right, it was distracting. Contrast his boss the Lady Musgrove who played with two accents, the high society one and the neutral one she used inside the conjurer's box.

>>79712864
Why are the Irish so ugly?

I swear, half of them have that same potato head.

>>79712950
They become so dependent on their food source that they began to find it attractive.

>>79707552
mhmm nice

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>>79712950
>Why are the Irish so ugly?

Eat my shorts!

>>79713029
looks like someone set Antonio Banderas on fire.

>>79713127
ahhmm the fire rises

>>79713127
You can say he's a bit of a hothead

>Lock black people into ships hold while its sinking
>literally wreckage brothas

pottery

>>79713633
I'm starting to get convinced that this entire show is just Tom Hardy's attempt at Baneposting irl

>mhmmmmmmm

>>79704691
>Get back from ongabongah land
>Sister is married to a cuck
>Voodoo cuck husband and convince sister to kill husband so they can be together
>fucks and ditches her

Why is he such a tease?

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What is Nootka worth?

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>>79714728
mhm all the tea in china

>>79714760
mmhm and none of the tea in china mmhm

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>>79714789
hmmm what about the eggs

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>>79712019
Don't you daaaare stand there and judge me mhhhmmmGAAH

>>79714808
>peels it with his gloves on
>eats it whole while maintaing eye contact

this guy...OUR guy. he does it for us. $2 million of his own money as well. mmmh.

>eat hard boiled eggs in one bite with gloves on
>get dirt in my mouth and choke
>light fires on foreshore
>get ticket
>tell local criminals they are part of my crew of the damned
>get stabbed
>blow dust in fire and try to spirit fuck my sister
>get nose bleed and pass out
>eat pigeon shit
>get ghardaia
>kill hookers daughter
>get locked in tower

I think my coat isn't long enough

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>>79714943

More pls

>>79714943
mmhm

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>the crown and company have spies on everyone and everywhere
>no one sees Godfrey running through the streets straight to Delaney's house while yelling his name TWICE

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>>79714835

Only arboy hardy can meme us back into bane level memeing

>>79715071
really jogged my noggin as well

>>79715071
mhm

>>79715071
it's obvious Goddy is compromised and is going to die

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Is there any commentators making theories and interpretations of Taboo like Preston does to GoT? (the more autistic the better)

I need a ship

>>79704691
>like Taboo
>decide to model myself after James Delaney
>at work
>get called into the office
>boss is qt older woman
>'anon, I'm a bit concerned about how blunt and strange you've become recently'
>'mhmm'
>I'm worried that your work is suffering as a result'
>'nootka, not for sale'
>'anon, what's the matter with you??'
>'you should be very careful'
>'I'm sorry? Are you threatening me?'
>begin muttering random african sounding gibberish
>reach into my pocket and take out a piece of charcoal
>start rubbing it on my face
>have dream sex with boss while she's standing there
>'mhmm, i have a use for you'
>get fired

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>>79716912
Hmm sounds like she's possessed by the devil, you should exorcise her

>>79716988
>>79716688
>>79713188
ahmm....

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>>79716912

>>79716520
>preston
fuck off shill

>>79716520
i made the post that the Doom of Valyria are multiple magical-natural nuclear explosions, and the same thing happened in Asshai btw. either the youtuber was lurking or one of his stans brought it to his attention. not even lying.

>>79717211
I don't even believe Preston senpai but his autism and intricate theories are hilarious and I want to see it done to Taboo

>>79717021
Be very...
care-ful now

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>>79718757
I have abuse to you

So is this show actually good?

Or is it just mmmhmemes at this point?

>>79718923
mhmmm don't fight it mhmmm NOOTKA

>>79718923
pretty memetastic mhmm

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> mfw James FUCKING Delaney blackmails me

>>79719320
It'd be funny if they both just go with their passive-aggressive routine in their meeting, James hmmming and looking intensely, and Strange keeps repeating fuck off

>>79712245
thiss

Why did he have voodoo sex with his sister?

>>79719990
He loves her mhmm

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Just caught up on episode 7.

THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN MHMM

what's up with the uppity nigger?
>hey did you guys know the pharaohs were black like me