What is his problem?

[Roars]

>>79703029
You'd be pretty pissed off too if a bunch of Swedes woke you up from your multiple millenia slumber and tried to kill you too.

>>79703029

He was cornered by an extremely hostile alien organism which had assumed the appearance of a dog. This dog-form then attacked and killed him,and biologically replaced him with a further imitation. Everything else after this point therefore does not refer to "his" problems, but "its" problems, that is, the problems of the false alien replacement organism which had assumed its shape.

Its problems were manifold. It had a biological impertive/instinct to spread and reproduce itself, according to its alien logic. And it came incredibly close to doing so, in that it stood painfully at the foot of its own saucer, and right next to two trained helicopter pilots, who were both still human. It seriously entertained trying for both of them, but for whatever reason, decided against it - perhaps an assimilation might not have worked? These ones are fairly smart, it's more of a chess match. Also there's not necessarily enough fuel on board to make it to populated territory.

Later, its problem was that it was /too/ trusted by the group, which meant that if in a leadership position, it would be charged with seeking itself out and destroying itself, which won't do. Better to stay on the margins. Refuse "human" leadership and keep playing the game.

It had a further problem: its target proved to have a failing heart, failing under extreme stress. Whoops.

Still further: 20 years ago this year, Charles Hallahann died himself of a heart attack. I plan to mark the occasion in some way. Imagine a doctor defibbing him, being aware of his greatest role.

>>79703273

They're NORWEGIANS!

>>79703447
Norweigia is in Sweden, dipshit.

>Yeah fuck you too!

What did Mac mean by this?

You gotta be fuckin kidding me...

>>79705579
haha...

>>79704539
Both of their chess pieces had been played and it was a stalemate.

CGI WAS A MISTAKE

TURN BACK

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just finished the Raimi cut, what the fuck?