>pregnant woman in dangerous situation >aaaaaa the babys coming!

>>79702078
Name twenty-six (26) movies, thirty-three (33) novels, two (2) flicks, and one (1) interpretive dance that do this

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>79702078
name 5 real life situations where this hasnt happened

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>>79702078
>pregnant woman finally gives birth
>its a stillborn
dumb bitch

>>79702078
>group with mother and baby hiding from the bad guys
>baby starts crying
>mother shuts baby's mouth with her hand
>the baby suffocates
>mfw

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>MY WATER JUST BROKE

>>79702078
Stress induces labor.

Retard.

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>>79703921
>>mfw
>it's The Road and they decide to eat the dead baby

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>>79703949

>birth scene
>woman dosen't shit herself

>man sees baby coming
>passes out
or
>woman in labor
>man gets trivial injury
>"you have no idea how bad this hurts"
>woman, doctors, nurses, etc all scowl at him

>>79703971

>Stress induces labor

So if a woman is super-relaxed and smokes weed everyday would the baby just never come out?

>baby is born with a tophat
>hello my baby hello my darling hello my ragtime gal

>>79704925
He means that stress can trigger it prematurely, virgin. Don't be such a stupid asshole.

>>79704888

Why are movies so fucking cliche

Name movie

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>watch a show meant for girls
>want to watch it because it has highly attractive/hot/sexy as fuck women in it
>family/friends walk in on you/you tell family/friends about it
>"You watch a GIRL show? what are you, GAY??"

>>79702078
THERE IS LITERALLY NOTHING MORE USELESS THAN A PREGNANT WOMAN

BOTH NEEDY AND UNAVAILABLE