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ITT: coolest henchmen
lets see what you fuckers can come up with
>>79697186
solid, underrated flick bro
>>79697245
Yeah, not enough love for this action kino
>>79697186
Oh fuck was this gay
>>79697305
Was gonna post this.
>>79697343
gonna have to give this a watch
>>79696920
Wez, to the point that while The Humungus might be the chief antagonist of the film, Wez becomes Max's nemesis and is almost as much of a threat.
> I used to fuck guys like you in prison
These motherfuckers
>18 replies
>he hasn't been posted yet
Get your shit together /tv/
The Joker Baby is literally the coolest Joker henchman.
>>79696920
is that a famas?
Him
>>79697617
Bahaha
>>79697546
>>79697617
underrated!
>>79697759
I always think of Mad Dog as the main antagonist in this movie.
hes basically a henchman, id say
>>79697813
"final boss" anyway
but in terms of actual movie tropes, hes definetly a henchman
>>79697693
bane doesnt qualify as a henchman, i dont think
yeah plot twist, he is, but he doesnt serve that role in the film
>>79697445
Here you go, the bigger res.
>>79697556
fucking choice.
I'd buy that for a dollar
>>79697430
You n me both
>>79697693
>rëddit arrives
You know this deserves bonus points because they are both hench.
>>79697764
Liev Shreiber?
yeah, its a tv show
fuck you, hes the henchiest of henchmen
>>79697923
Bubba Zanetti.
>>79697823
Oh yeah fuck hated him
>>79697852
>what kind of facial hair u want
>>79697823
I'd dispute his hench-ness.
>>79697186
>>79697245
>>79697305
Lay off the boots, Harley...
I always laugh when this guy pops up.
>>79697846
Bane and Mad Dog are both technically henchmen who act like main villains. This joker was the henchman's henchman
>>79697640
shit which flick is that, bro?
>>79697985
>is second in command to the boss
>dies second to last, before main villain
>is an annoying fuckhead who does his masters bidding
but yea, hes more of a main foil or whatever. its somewhat disputable, but id count him
The great debate.
>>79698029
who was in charge then
>>79698066
Like every 90s action movie
>>79698087
He paid Bane a small fortune!
>>79697852
Thanks faggot
>>79698085
that was a shitty movie and he was a cartoon character.
ARE YOU GUYS KIDDING?
I'D TAKE PLEASURE IN GUTTTING YOU BOYS
>>79698133
no this isnt happening
>>79698085
Oh shit, that guy was like the Nemesis.
>>79698080
Andre would win. I forgot his real name but he could just catch randomtasks' hat with his jaws.
>>79698111
checked.
Good thread, I think I'm going to like it here.
Also, filename.
>>79698200
All henchmen are cartoon characters
>>79698111
Not new: cool!
>>79698245
Y-you're trying way too hard. Don't be cancer.
>>79698066
Probably Under siege 2
Milo
>>79697458
Mah nigga
>>79696920
>le diehard is a christmas movie xDDDD
You know what to do, cuck.
Pieter was a great henchman
Lethal Weapon 2 also has it going
>>79698379
>>79698396
Kaffirmind
best henchman
i win
>>79697617
Great just for that line.
>>79697676
These two are cool but the guy right after is better.
>>79698378
I did this and make a buttplug with the space. Did I do it right?
>>79697343
>how I destroyed my body in 6 short years.mark.hamill.torrent
RIP
>>79697463
Was literally going to post Mad Dog.
>>79698066
It is Under Siege 2
>>79698558
yarp
>>79698638
youre doing it wrong
Animal henchmen
>>79697445
https://youtu.be/VFcBVAwYXes?t=1m33s
>>79698295
>>79698585
Thank you, gentlemen! I was worried I'd missed some recent Everett-kino.
>>79698666
henchman to skynet
>>79698666
henchman of skynet - it works
>>79696920
her
>>79698735
>her
>>79698725
no dude
henchman doesnt mean "Not sovereign", it means "character (not lead villain) that doesnt really contribute much, plot-wise, but just fucks with the hero a bunch". ish
>>79698778
>>79698638
these arent henchmen, these are lead villains, you retards
>>79698558
That fucker's the reason why I keep saying yarp and narp to people unwittingly
This guy, head antagonist but whatever, I started this thread.
>>79698825
Bennet is a henchman.
He was hired by a guy thus a henchman.
>>79698868
no you didnt
>>79698683
Thanks for the reminder.
>>79698881
bennet is final boss
henchman is not final boss
henchman is not the big dick who walks around ordering people. thats what bennet does
a henchman would be some asshole who followed bennet around, and just before arnold fights bennet, he sends that guy to get killed first
bennet = lead villain, not henchman
how is this confusing to people
>>79698789
nice head canon.
>>79698378
I thought this was going to be one of those trolls where it makes you pull your tendon but it actually turned out to make an upvote sign and it made me happy, thanks reddit!
>>79698080
Jaws looks badass, Oddjob is just based.
Pic related was the only good thing about Spectre, too bad he died too quickly.
>>79698932
Final bosses arent always the main antagonists.
>>79698977
regardless, bennet is clearly the main villain of the film. its indisputable.
the black dude schwarzenegger fights in the motel is the main henchman from commando
>>79698868
BYE BYE, LARDASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>79698085
I ALWAYS WONTED A WOIF
>>79698932
Djoo do not know who is in charge here.
>>79696920
These guys.
>>79699039
Hardhat, HARD HAT!
>>79699098
Damn. Couldn't find a picture of just the two
>>79699094
>>79698428
>that entire scene
>>79697921
Boba is Henchman, Vader is a Confidant and Commander of Empire Military.
>>79698784
Yes, as in woman(female).
>>79699107
Some guy pissed on my leg...
https://youtu.be/Wdqz7kapBM0
>>79698289
Nah he's cool he checkd my trips
>>79698111
>>79699222
This thread is over
>>79698638
Win
>>79698789
Wrong.
>>79697186
>>79697305
What movie fämalam
>>79699287
no, thats pretty much spot on dude
>>79699002
I love her little titty nipples
>>79697368
This guy manages to be gold in everything he shows up in
>>79699222
>>79698111
>>79699129
Djess! Djess, I DO feel in charge, Mr. Bane. How do YOU feel?
There was the other guy but pic related was the memorable one.
>>79699304
Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man
>>79699304
Harely Davidson and the Marlboro Man (sp?)
>>79699222
>>79698563
He's not dead he's governor of nj
>>79697540
Does this guy count? He was basically Max's henchman
>>79699373
Oh fug I didn't even see that
>>79699195
>>79699257
iirc he got btfo easily
>>79696920
I always loved the premise that he ended up in this position. I always thought he was in a body bag and they wanted to send him to heaven with his gun, but the official story is that he was "disguised as a hostage." So where the f did he get his gun?
>>79699443
no dude, that makes him a sidekick
i win
>>79699468
Did you not watch the film? He's covered in an emergency blanket.
>>79696920
>>79697186
>>79697305
>>79699094
Is this the quintessential henchman's gun?
>>79698683
Rocket had a hard life.
> gets his arm cut off by a helicopter
> his fake hand catches fire
> gf leaves him
> crushed by helicopter
>>79699502
needs to reprise this role for the Netflix shows
> so what does my character get? A cool go kart, a chainsaw, a flamethrower?
Sorry Jesse you're a microwave...
Dont think he is much of an antagonist and he works for the Russia´s boss so to me he is a henchman.
>>79698932
Always thought Dan Headya as the head guy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJ91PVV_GLM
I think they got Dhalsim from this dude
>>79696920
>>79698085
fook
>>79699082
my nigga. He's gotta come back all freddy krueger and shit
>>79700285
always thought their outfits were kinda cool but they reeked of gay reddit shit. they barely did anything cool in the movie
Always though these crew was badassmcdonalds will never give you VHS kino with your happy meal again
>>79697430
its mega gay
its on youtube
bill paxton flies around in a an ultralight and gets chased by mark hamil in an ultralight
The hospital scene was pretty fun with these guys.
A bit under utilized though
>>79696920
you picked the wrong henchman
>>79697852
damn Ron Howard looked like that?!
>>79701365
I thought he was Louis C.K.
>>79701227
always loved when he has to eat a snack. Such a humanising moment that you wouldnt get today when the henchmen are a bunch of generic ski mask wearing spec ops guys in black vans
>>79701507
can you flyyyyy bobbeh?!
>>79697952
aye
>>79701555
that was a visual "ad-lib" that was left in.
>>79701555
I would eat all those candy bars
who would stop you?
no one
>>79698914
He didn't do shit.
>>79698965
I mean, I liked him and I liked his scenes, but it was very obvious they were just trying to reference great henchmen of the past
>>79699937
>>79698914
This unequivocally was the biggest disappointment I've ever watched. I legit thought we were going to get Winter Soldier style action and storytelling. Instead we got this crap.
>>79699773
HEY COUSIN LETS GO BOWLING
Action kino
>>79697952
>>79697859
why did i have to scroll so much, you're slacking
Hated the movie, too.
>>79702142
>spatula foot
>>79697445
I was going to list all Clarence Bodicker's henchmen as numbers 1-4 and Richter from Total Recall as number 5.
>>79698965
>Oddjob
How could this not be more highly rated?
>>79697458
>>79697463
Favorite part about that movie was this guy.
>That Thompson Contender
>Those standards
>That redemption
Haven't seen the movie in years but remember liking this guy
>>79696920
>>79699710
I could never understand whether this was a gag or if it was suppose to be taken seriously. I still don't know.
Mr. Stamper from Tomorrow Never Dies
he beats the everloving crap out of Bond which at the time I thought was impressive
Actually not such a bad team.
He was a good friend.
>>79702526
>>79702692
Who succeeded Bob as Joker's number one guy?
>>79699516
With his AUG to keep him warm?
I watched the "film," doesn't mean it makes sense.
>>79697546
>>79697556
>>79698558
>>79697921
>>79699577
>>79701840
These. Also pic related in tgbh, the trained killer guy in battle royale and i guess the creepy nazi in raiders
>>79700012
>Get owned 5 minutes into the movie
Nah
I always liked Two Face's thugs
>>79700195
Harlen Maguire was so cute
Can't believe this hasn't been posted yet
>>79701840
Ah yeah, she was cool
>>79703037
Forgot pic
>>79702585
Doug Stamper is a cool (kind of) henchman in House of Cards. Do you think they're related?
>We're gonna have to take the boy
Ninja vanish
>>79703206
Go. Play.
>>79702822
Maybe the guy flying the helicopter when he was trying to escape? We'll never know as the Joker tragically plummeted to his death.
>>79698558
mfw I realized he's the Hound
>>79697759
You're not allowed to be a crime lord until you have a crazy second in command named Mad Dog.
Them's the rules.
Golums from the Batman & Robin movie
>>79703452
shits gay
he seems like he would have been an absolute bro.
>>79702526
>Bob
>tfw it took this long for someone to post him
I always wanted to be in the Foot clan and spend all my time in that arcade/skatepark warehouse
>>79701355
This, Kroenen is best nazi
>>79697940
second
>>79698825
The Terminator was Skynet's henchman
Loyal to the end.
>>79703686
What was his name again??
>>79698267
>loading the image looks like her eyes are opening.
Creepy.
>>79704486
>In death members of Project Mayhem have a name
>>79698735
Darth Dykarus is born
All solid choices here.
Anyone know if theres a film soley from the point of view of a Henchman?
Ever since i was little i found bad guys more intresting than the hero characters.
To me, being an IRL henchman is my goal in life. Thats why im a security guard at the minute i guess?
Plan on getting some basic army training in summer and get back into the shooting range thats how commited i am.
Anyway off the top of my head, Wesly snipes crew were cool astheticlly in 'Demolition Man'.
>>79704596
Last Man Standing(1996)
Goodfellas
Donnie Brasco
>>79704596
>Anyone know if theres a film soley from the point of view of a Henchman?
don't thank me
>>79704596
The Phantom Menace
>>79697762
underrated
>>79704276
fuck yeah he was.
Jonny Frost from Suicide Squad. He didn't do much but he was pretty Based.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKRma7PDW10
>>79705566
Who tf
>>79698080
Jaws any day of the week
>>79698085
AH FOOK ITS TE SWEETY MAN
>>79699082
CIA
MIKEEEEEEEEEY