Is there such a thing as an "unspoillable" movie?

>>79695860
2001 a space odyssey?
>uhhh yeah so they go through these colours and then theres an eye and then like lava? or some shit. and the guy becomes a baby.

>>79695892
HAL is evil and tries to kill them.

>>79695949
umm spoilers?! dickhead.

Suicide Squad

>>79695860
There Will be Blood

>so, that guy's a manipulative dick and he drills for oil. Also, lots of symbolism

Only spoiler I can think of is Henry but that wasn't even the main focus.

Last Year at Marienbad

What movies spoil the ending right at the start? Moulin Rouge is all that comes to mind.

All of them. Experiments suggest we enjoy movies more knowing how they end

>>79695860
Blow up by Antonioni

>>79696201
>we

Unless you are a woman there are no such findings.

>>79695860
Biopics

>>79696255
https://www.wired.com/2011/08/spoilers-dont-spoil-anything/amp/

>>79695860
>Is there such a thing as an "unspoillable" movie?
John Dies at the End.

John Dies At The End

>>79696371
Dang I should have read your spoiler before posting

Der Untergang?

Primer

just try to spoil it

>>79696371
>>79696421
But isn't the joke that he doesn't actually die?

Baraka
Samsara

Anything without a plot

>>79696588
I still dont even know what happened.

>>79696588
This is a good answer

>>79696588
near the end the dude is listening to himself from the past in his ear piece

>>79695949

the robot did nothing wrong

>>79695860

Any movie that depicts historical events and doesn't deviate from them. Titanic and such.

>>79695860
Titanic

Inland Empire.

Seriously, just try.

The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford

rogue kino

>>79696356
>several dozen undergraduates

Wow, sounds objective as fuck, totally not flimsy at all.

The lord of the rings
literally everything is stated right at the start. it spoils itself

>>79695860
Imperishable Foods: The Movie

Ulysses

Vonnegut maintained quite adamantly that a properly told story not only does not require suspense or mystery and in fact will often, to the astute reader, make clear all that is to come. Now he was an author admittedly but it's still storytelling and its a unique perspective from one of Western literature's best

>>79695860
Zero Dark Thirty

>>79695860
My dinner with andre, they eat and talk.

>>79696588
unreliable narrarator is carbon copy of who you think is the MC

or something.

idk I could spoil it if I wasn't drinking so much whiskey rn