Why didn't the furniture guy help Homer?

>>79688342
His name was Chuck and he was depressed because Sneed ran him out of business and forced him to become a furniture salesman. His real expertise was in selling things not psychology.

>>79688342
Because it's beyond his training. He just fucking told you.

You see Sneeds fuck and suck had just been purchased by Chuck

The better question is why is the furniture guy in a psychiatrist's office?

>>79688342
It was beyond his training as a furniture salesman.

>>79688342
Telling someone the truth is helping them you baka. Brush your teeth and take a long hot scalding bath.

Since when do ikeas have furniture specialists?

>>79688342
He didn't have the guts to help him, so he copped out and used that lazy defense, knowing that Homer is stupid enough to let it go.

>>79688342
But what about his training as a psychotherapist?

He was late for his appointment at chucks fuck and suck, he was in a rush

>>79688342
Sneed, having purchased a Car Hole from Chuck, was having to moonlight as a furniture salesman and didn't feel up to the task.

>implying you need training to give life advice

guy's a coward

>>79688707
CHUCK's ____ & ____

Is this the mst copied joke from the simpsons of all time?

>This really goes beyond my training as a Chuck's Suck & Fuck salesman

what was meant by this?

>>79688342
cause SNEED LMAO GET IT

>>79688795
I DID NOT Sneed that coming lol

>>79688809
fucking rofl ge the CHUCK outta here my man haha :D

>>79688826
genuine kek

>>79688795
>>79688809
>>79688826
I really, really, really like this image.

what kind of a name is Sneed anyway?

haha! can't wait to show this comment section to my Reddit crew :)

>>79688867
trailer trash trump voter hillbillies make up shitty names like that

>>79688826
Link so I can upvote, friend!

>>79688795
>>79688809
>>79688826

DUDE SNEED LMAO

>>79688926
He has his hair slicked back and is wearing a nice sweater vest. Hardly looks trailer trash.

>>79688959
>not buying wuck from Chuck

>>79688959
I DID NOT Sneed that coming lol

>>79688948
Whoops that was meant @ >>79688885

This site is so funny but it's hard to use lol

>>79689010
Don't worry fren. Just CHUCK it out once and you will be able to use it.
;^)

Having a good CHUCKle in this thread
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>>79688396
good meme

The Simpsons is reddit incarnate

>>79689058
I SEED what you did there :D

>>79689066
Don't be so SNUCK up
(get it? Because SNeed+chUCK=SNUCK. It sounds like stuck up)

>>79689066
Reddit's fuck and suck

>>79689288
formerly /tv/'s

>>79688342
But what's his tax policy?

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>>79688342

>What kinda thread you want pham?
>Just chuck my sneed up

If feed that seed will you die?

>>79689765
for chuck

>>79689765
if fuck and suck will you chuck :D

aren't feed and seed the same thing?

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>>79688396
thats it.

>>79689937
seeds you plant in the ground you dumb, fat fucks